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Eragablessen:
Very baseless! Your query is pointless!! What are you scared of bro Get a God and thank him for giving you life before I can manage to reply you. As if he is not also convinced!.. With my God, I get pardoned for wrong doings and going against the sight of God. Now how do you atheist get pardoned How can masturbation be a right attribute, An abuse to self! An abuse to any Deity !!! Judge that Mr...

LMAO...!!! You get pardon by who.. '!!? This is too funny.. After committing your sin, you get on your knees and ask for forgiveness. And when you rise you've been pardon.. The lies people tell themselves... Who else witness the pardon...

elantraceey:
You have the mouth to say this because most Christians don't know who they are and what they have and are to any extent lazy (talking about total Christians not benchwarmers) Christianity doesn't say you shouldn't instead it says work but work with grace and excellence to make your work an exception , they want God to do all they work while they do nothing so I actually don't blame you at all.

You can't blame me for speaking the truth, however, you Trying to sell christianity like it doesn't Sapp christains of common sense Is dubious on your part. If "MOST" christain donnot know who they are and what they have..kindly, explain why. Is it because christianity has taken away their ability to challenge their situation instead they put it in prayers.

I've met and know financially poor /struggling christain, that will quickly tell you that their rewards is in heaven. But they are ready to sell their political vote for a bag of rice. Now tell me, if there were no rewards in the afterlife do you think that they would sell themselves short. Do you think they would not strive to understand how government works in order to challenge their fellow man in the corridor of power. But instead, they're eager to tell you "god is in control "..

myopinionscounts situation is not peculiar to christains alone, but the question remains why should one continue to make excuses for a god that is nowhere to be found. When one starts making excuses for something that is not providing the necessary results. Then we know that tthey're either a fraud or simply deluding themselves.

DrViviSarj:
Now listen. For insulting the Most High God, you would be another Saul turned Paul and you will draw souls to Him. You will preach of salvation through Jesus to all the parts of the world. You will speak to people wallowing in sin and ignorance and tell them how God visited and pulled you out of this drowning darkness you are in now. You would do all this and more... and God would be praised!!! You just wait and see!!!

Story, story... Story..! The living can never bow before the dead..

All your miserable god has going for him is claims and accusations made by his miserable followers like your self.

Now tell me who is in darkness... He who has a personal relationship with a dead man, or he who seeks to know thy self..

elantraceey:
Sorry I didn't read your story but I can tell you picture God this way because of situations and what you've been taught but let me tell you this, even after all you've typed God loves you unconditionally and relentlessly as if you're the only one he created and nothing on earth can separate you from his love, his just waiting for you to come into his loving hands, there alone will you find peace and rest.

Op is asking for practical solutions to her problem, you're here selling her fairytales... Smh

Myopinionscount , now that you have realized that God is no where to be found. The question you're missing is "now what "!? Now that you know, what do you do. I cannot comprehend your struggles, trials and tribulations. But what I can tell you is that you free your mind from godly attributes.

This is the part where you stop feeling sorry for yourself and start challenging yourself. Study how things work around you and anticipate the outcome. By doing this you do not let uncertainty cloud your judgment. Let's face it, abrahamics gods thrive in your fear of uncertainty, and the social and economic situation in Nigeria does not help matters.

As you know, no one chooses who their parents would be. Therefore, challenge yourself to gaining enlightenment that you donnot subject your self to, i know the economic aspect would not change overnight, but I guarantee you that when you see life differently, you change your perception and wait for no messiah. Then you would begin your journey of knowing your self.

DrViviSarj:
If you don't believe in God, dats ur own na. Y bring it to NL? So we can applaud or pity you? Nah! See let me tell you, the bible says in rev 22 vs 11: Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy. you know what that means? In as much as God even loves you despite the rubbish that proceeds from your empty brain, He is not begging you eeh! God no dey beg anybody if you don't believe in Jesus Christ and dat he came to die for your filthy sins, YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!! No be begging matter. It's not by force. Buh if you think you are do smart, y not think of it in this light, if you believe with all your heart and read the bible and actually give your life to Christ and at the end time, God isn't real, what do you have to lose?? Nothing. Buh if you don't believe, and at the end time, God is real. Very real. Lols. What do you have to lose? Everything!!!

Your god is a begging god. Why did the mumu let everyone know that he is a jealous god and no one should worship any other gods before him. He brags about his accomplishment and threatens all that still don't give a fvck about him...hence the reason why you the living is willing to giving your life to the dead in the name of christ.

Typically delusion...." God is real,very real.." When last did you see the fuvker and what was he wearing.. Is he trending on twitter with his bathroom selfie.

Gracebegatme:
I'm just here to give you the message,i am not here to exchange words.

Message that was transmitted to you by you... Your convictions are yours, therefore stop being a nuisance with your beliefs..

An2elect2:
It is what life will take you through. You don't have to wait per say, life makes you wait and show you what you must see when your time eventually comes.

What a hopeless life man. Sad you guys earn my pity.

Una go just dey talk anyhow... Babies die everyday, what did they see when their time "eventually came ".. All we have is time nothing more..

Ideas i was had as a mugu for bible god and his teachings..... Hmmm the thing plentiful...

I remember one time I was buying a used car from a car dealer. When i cranked the engine it rattled and stopped. Instead of walking away, I asked bible god for directions, then I remembered that the name of the sales rep was moses, this was the sign i was looking for. But that sounds i heard from the engine still tugs on my memory, then came the manager whose name was Paul... That was it...! I totally ignored all evidence of a faulty vehicle and went by faith because bible god has sent his angels to my rescue. I came to the right dealership and this was the right vehicle the Lord wants me to have, i went ahead and signed the contract.

Two hours later while driving, steam started pouring out from the engine.. I prayed to bind the leak To no avail. So I went back to moses and paul.. And they clearly told me, you signed the contract you should have done your due diligence. When I invoked god, they simply referred me to the fine print of the contract. I Took it to a mechanic the price to fix the problem was close to 30% of what I owe on the vehicle..

So what did I do. I said bible god was testing my faith. So I fasted and prayed. Nothing happened.. I started reading meaning into the sign of moses and paul... Long story short, I came out of pocket to pay for it, and I thanked bible god for giving me the resources to pay it. Never minding that I was in debt.

The moral of this story, you are responsible for your gain or loss... Bible god no send you.. You take all the blame and give him all the glory/praises. You make excuses on his behalf while holding yourself accountable if you are sincere. If you're not you blame lucifer or people from your village.

But the most annoying part is the burden one carries while waiting for bible god to fix a problem. You take what you are capable of doing and give it to an abstract.

frank317:
Ya... Ur Jesus stayed 33 years without looking at any woman... And you want to be like a man who didn't have erreection dirbthe whole 33 years of his life? No wonder there are so many churches... Sex starved men are always confused.

Oh boy ehh... Na true talk you talk so. For 33 yrs dem wan say the guy no wake up with morning wood, abi the I wguy get medical problems. Let me give him a clean bill of health, i wonder what he did with it...let me guess, he probably cast the demon out of it by rubbing it gently While thinking of his favorite pal lucifer...

plaetton:
What about women who profess an intimate love for Jesus, and often fall into an ecstatic trance while praying and calling the name of Jesus.?
No lusts involved, or is holy lust an exception?

Let me use this opportunity to ask whether anyone else sees the striking parallels between Christian prayers and the act of self-service?
Seriously.

Is prayer not a form of self-service?
Same mindset is involved.

In both cases, in privacy, a person seeks deep intimate mingling with an imaginary, adored heavenly body, be it Jesus, God, Angel Gabriel, Nkiru Sylvanus , Genevieve Nnaji or Rihanna.

In both cases, soft and loud praises are said. It often starts slowly at first, and then the tempo gradually increases.
In both cases, fists are clenched, feet may stamped, superlative words are yelled, undying love and loyalty are professed.

And , of course, in both cases, the imagined intimate encounter reaches a climax when the practioner yells out " Hallelujah ",
then sighs a deep breath, wipes the face with handkerchief, and then goes about the daily business.

Can anyone spot the difference?

Lmao..!!! That is serious bedmatics equations you just described right there..!! And this guys have no self control. They do it many times a day. And sometimes ask strangers to indulge...and ask that the holy ghost release his anointing inside them..... Na so Mary take carry belle ohhh..

All this self servicers disguised as selfless servicers na wa for una ooo!

plaetton:
Hhhmmm.
Good argument.
I almost fell for it.
Thank god I didn't.

Me thinks there should be a fair balance between serving others and service of self.

Let's see who agrees with me.

Seconded, life is all about balance.Man know thy self.

A man who fails to apply that becomes a mugu. Asked, the multitude of minions who give their rent money to church as a self less challenge/obedience to their god for blessings" but have no problem quarrelling with their landlord over non payment of rent.

BALANCE you don't give what you don't have..! How can you love someone else if you don't love your self first.

traware:
This is one of my major grouses with theists especially the Nigerian ones.You guys like lying a lot!!!Make your point and leave.Don't come here and post lies and believe everyone here are just as foolish as you are.That young man in the photo was forced to penetrate that goat by theists I presume(You see why many call you guys 'Abrahamic perverts'?) because he tried to steal it and what is this trash you claimed about only humans masturbating?Other primates including gorillas,chimpanzees and bonobos also masturbate so shut it.By the way,evolutionarily,human male masturbation serves the purpose of getting rid of 'old' sperm when a man hasn't had sex for a while.So, that makes it a very normal human behaviour

What...! You don't mean it. For stealing a goat he was forced to do this with the animal.. Thanks for exposing these lying religious criminals. Twisting realities to promote their delusion..

nutarious:
U think this guy started in a day? Nope, it built up and he dosnt have an answer to it. So in reality it makes him inferior.

Such is Masturbation, medicine don't have answer for it if u got addicted then how do u liberate urself. Self control.


Shalom

The height of desperation....

Now comparing masturbation with beastiality..

I guess when you hit puberty your first thought was how to fuvk a monkey.. Stop comparing apples to mangos..

BOWOTO:
People have no fear of God.

Na only get "God "....which god do you speak of..?

nonxo007:
If it's not a sin then why do you hide when doing it Or when confronted with the question if you do it, you deny

Clearly you still live with your parents. If you live in your own flat, would you hide and do it. Heck, while living with your parents did they leave the door open when they chose to have sex, i bet they closed the door. Does that make what they were doing bad..!?

bushdoc9919:
I like reading manga a lot...and I came across one manga where one of the characters....a rather well endowed woman, asked (in a painful voice)...Why doesn't anyone look at me in the eyes.?

Kind of enough reason why lusting after women isn't good.

A woman is not just a pretty thing. She is....a person. Lust takes that away from her.

(As an example of how lust can destroy...go read Madame Bovary. I did...and rather than feel titilated...I felt drained at the end of the book. Very very miserable).

Now why did Jesus say looking after women lustfully is bad.?

(And for the record....I LIKE WOMEN! )

Because Jesus wants us to look at women as a whole...not as a means of how they would satisfy us. He wants us to also learn self control.Because.....dancing on the edge of a high mountain increases our risk of dying when we fall off. Jesus....being God...sees women differently. He wants us men to see women the way He sees them...as valued creations of the Father. Not as our servants.

And that thing has benefits. Now...you are going to get married. Are you going to continue looking at other women? Would you like it if yer wife checked out the nice young handsome studs around? Occasional indulgences eh? (All is fair in love and war ha ha?).

Jesus wants you to learn to think about others. Not about yourself all the time. You are not a god. You are a human. Simples.

One man's meat is another man's poison. To delude yourself is to get on your knees and ask for forgiveness every time reality check mates religious delusion.

This is where you and jesus fall short in the name of "lust" a rather vague teachings., how will you marry a wife if you did not see her as a wife and mother of your children " do I say you've sinned because if you see her as a mother of your children you've actually accepted the fact that you will service her in bed or on the kitchen table to get her pregnant.

In my humble opinion, only men who feel inadequate will get jealous or let insecurity take over their partnership with their spouse. That's where trust plays a big role in relationships. When I see women with lovely attires that I like, I approach them and ask where they bought it from. Then I go buy it for my wife because I will like to see it on her. Guess what,? these women are beautiful too, and I looked to appreciate their beauty. I did not think of taking off their panties.

It's only religious delusion that will make people delude themselves that they don't see beautiful men and women as they go about their business.

bushdoc9919:
Early morning....and people singing....Self service of selfless service?

The truth is, most of us people....I don't just mean Christians....prefer self service to selfless service. As I write this, I am just finishing one busy night call....where I have had to run up and down sorting out issues after issues with patients.(And when I am done writing this...I have to go see to a rather ill patient).Selfless service does not move the world for me. I am not happy having to think about others, put others first. What about me? Why can't my needs be satisfied.?

I guess that what keeps me on the selfless service team is that somewhere....someone benefits from the running around that I do on behalf of others. Because I was here....and not at home sleeping or watching Premier league....perhaps a life got saved. Perhaps someone is alive. And even if I am not sucessful...someone gets to see a complete stranger caring if their family member lives or dies.If that is not seeing God in unusual places...what is.

But selflessness is preping us too for our future lives....which leads me to self service(Now...time to chat about that stuff ). See....the reason why I do not think that self service honors God is that it is born out of lust....not love. And it can damage people's expectations (ie...the chap who thinks that images of women are better than real women.). But...not doing self service is a form of selfless service....to your furue spouse. Because if you think those rule 34 thoughts disappear when you get married.....think again.! Not doing self service prepares you for the future....where you would learn to be loyal to your spouse...and where you would be able to practice self control. Because....when you need that.......bit of initmacy.....spouse may not be ready, or may not be around. So what are you going to do? (Me...I guess i should play some Marvin Gaye....let's get it oooon.... ..oops I am a Christian....get rid of that music...!). Selfless service in the light of sex prepares you for a world where it is OTHER PEOPLE'S NEEDS BEFORE OTHERS. Because.....no one is perfect. And if you can still put them before others....as a result of the discipline gained from not doing it....then you not only honour God....you make such people feel loved and appreciated....even if they do not say thank you for your sacrifice.

We are supposed to live life as servants of all. Self service prevents us from living that life....from gaining that opportunity to learn to put other's needs before our own. And why should the image of a woman be better than the real thing? Why? If you are not ready to wait for the benefits of selflessness.....loyalty, peace of mind, and most importantly....a heart that really really loves other people....then you are not selfless. And that does not usually end well.

If you must be great in the Kingdom....you must be a servant of all. Not a servant of self. Because.....being a servant of all helps you to see many things you would never see....

Sorry to burst your bubble.. Just because you're in the medical field does not make your actions "selfless service " for crying out loud you get a pay check and you were trained to offer this service of care to your clients.

Going by your explanation of selfless service There are very many non belivers in that line of work who actually give excellent care to their patients because it's the right thing to do not because they are servants to a kingdom. As a matter of fact you are self servicing, at the end of the day your own personal gain is your main quest.. Is it not!? You want to make your god happy so YOU can gain access to his heavenly mansion with streets paved in gold. You're a self servicer..

BOWOTO:
Jesus dies for all of us, please bro try to repent, its never too late and Hes willing to accept you..... Try my God and see the better side of life. Shalom.

Point of correction.. Jesus died for HIS sins. Go read that story again and tell me who layed false claims before he was beaten to stupor And finished with 3 nails.

It appears that you've left your brain on the floor.. "try your god " so it appears that you know your god is one of many. The only thing your god has to offer is delusion nothing more!!

Kollyk11:
I need to see the weed u ar smoking.

Guy na only see you wan see.... na one papa wey dem dey call Yaweh aka the most high, naim dey sell am for my backyard..

Gracebegatme:
Son of man you have lifted up urself against the Lord of heaven by showing contempt to his awesome power,you are mocking God in whose hand your breath is,and through him you've come to be,if otherwise you know what this means-MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN.shalom

Which yeye lord of heaven, where is your heaven located at!? In your imagination. Stop making nonsense claims for a character in a book. Meanwhile, OPAROME ODIA LALA" if you know what this means. Guy your life don bend..

milestonejnr:
It seems so easy to let those words out. May the Lord forgive you for all you said against him.

Fuvk you and your lord...! Your god is nothing but a covk suvking mountain diety. And a heavenly pervert...

Ultimate001:
I know that with God, all things are possible but I essentially doubt the authenticity of this story. Does that make d story untrue? Capital no! It could be true!

Speaking from both sides of the mouth are we..?

gj22:
I its a history book MOSTLY about the Jews, it's not a history book FOR the Jews. Are you complaing that we abandoned our gods for their gods or what?



I can't worship more than one God now can I? It's either I worship my ancestral gods or I worship the Christian God right? It's my choice to choose who I want to worship so I choose the Christian God.



Do you think the bible fell from the sky? How doc you think the old testament was compiled? Google the origin of the bible and you would be ashamed of what you just said.



Yes and I mentioned that earlier, if you choose to believe it or not is your problem. That is where faith comes in. You obviously have no faith but Christians or Muslims do, that's why they believe it's infallible.



That being said, I am not a religious man but it's not difficult to understand why religious people are so. You just choose not to understand.

Mostly for the jews... i can see how advanced your delusion is...LMAO..!! Could you kindly name the other groups that the bible was written about..?

meanwhile, you're a bonified liar for Yaweh... These are your words "The Bible was compiled after years of archaeological findings.. " kindly post your evidence here..... Show me where Constantine used archaeological evidence to compile the bible...? I await your wuruwuru...

gj22:
The bible is first a history book then a religious book. The bible was compiled after years of archaeological findings just like any other history book you have. You have no problem believing in dinosaurs and home sapiens or the pyramids or ancient Greece or ancient Rome but when it comes to bible you start doubting.

The events in the bible did take place just like any other history book.

Yes the bible is an history book for "jews".. Are you a jew..? what's wrong with your own history..?

Guy do you even read what you wrote before you hit the send button... The history of a people became a religion ...!? And you don't have a problem with that, but you refuse to worship the God that your ancestors worship.. Is that not history too...!?

Then you proceeded to expose yourself on a public forum as a bonified liar. "the bible was compiled after years of archaeological findings"!! where did you get this information from...!?

And for your information, one does not need to believe in dinosaurs, it's not a religious doctrine. History is to be questioned, since it is documented by man. If indeed, the events in the bible did take place just like any other history then why is this history infallible...!? do you believe everything in the bible...!?

Ultimate001:
The fact that I tell u abt God doesn't mean He is dead. Oh! You expect Him to come and talk to you one-on-one? Wc god does that (that's f they exist anyways)? Can u for once think straight and stop sentiment frm beclouding ur sense of reasoning? You only hear what u want to hear...

At bolded.... I strongly advise you to apply this statement to your life....

Ultimate001:
Why d foul word now? You won't stop being funny to me wt this ur misplaced priority of wrong enthusiasm/optimism. Mind you, not all movies are mere figments of imagination. Sm are true-life story wyl sm r made to reveal d truth or correct sm misinformation or misconception. So, tell me why I can't learn frm good movies.....about the death and resurrection of Jesus, physical minds cannot understand the mystery. Give ur heart to Christ befre it is too late. By d way, I used 2 think u'r an atheist....

Lol......Guy I cannot take you serious. One who hasn't read a book but blindly defend it's content because he watched a movie... Go and sit down my friend..!!!

Since you need a different kind of mind to understand the writings of men disguised as mystery, then you're deluded.. If I'm lying, kindly read what you wrote. Give your heart to the dead before it's too late "...if that's not figments of your imagination then you have a bigger problem..

Meanwhile, what is it with abrahamics perverts and atheism... You've to realize that you are one god away from becoming an atheist yourself..

frank317:
Lol..that was funny man..with a lot of sense too

;DBros, think am na.. their blanket claims on mastu makes no sense ...?! They just refuse to think. If my wife offers to jerk me off, if she is not in the mood to set the thing.. Is this self less act considered masturbation...?

The genitals perversion of Yaweh and his minions is a sin to personal privacy...

Ultimate001:
May the good Lord have mercy on you. Meanwhile, u may see ds movie titled 'God is not dead' and get the shocker of your life. You are still a learner, brainwashed by....well, pls try nd c d movie. SHALOM!!!

See this ediot.... Na movie you take dey learn.. God is definitely not dead.. But the bible god is absolutely dead, that's why he needs you to speak on his behalf..

Meanwhile, after watching the movie, did you bother to actually think for yourself.. The irony of delusion.. One who believes a man died for sins 2000 yrs before he was conceived uses the word brainwashed... we do live in a sick world afterall...

emmyw:
is masturbation pleasing to God?

I said it..!!!! The biblical god too like prick business.. Imagine his followers asking such question.. ..

Guy try think am....kneeling to pray is not pleasing enough, rolling on the floor to receive blessings from him is not, lying and making claims on his behalf is not pleasing enough.fasting and praying is not pleasing enough, As long as one does not squeeze his OWN genitals, or personally make her honey pot drip. Then the good lord can be pleased..

You and your god are perverts... Wetin consign bible god with how I manage my iron.. So bible god is telling me that after 3 hot rounds with my lovely wife and I still have 2 more rounds to go, and the wifey says honey, toto don tire for today.. Then I grab my ky jelly, tell the wifey to simply massage her nipples gently while I stroke my general to orgasmic explosion all over her succulent skin... Then abrahamics perverts like you will call it a sin, and a killer of infants and non virgins will find it not pleasing to his holy killer instinct..

Guy when next you kneel to pray, tell your god to try stroking his covk and stop suvking it.... He needs a wife for that...

olu77:
If you removed the aspect of religion and even if God doesn't care or mind, self-s
ervice is synonymous with self-destruction

Awe, could you kindly elaborate on the self destruction part. I would like to know how one self destruct... I find it fascinating.. Thank you..

Ultimate001:
How perverse! Where and when did He order the rape of women? I pity u, u knw nothing.....

That's all you can come up with..!? .... Smh

Really..!!!! Do you even read your bible or are you just a defender of rubbish.. You ignore the order of killing infants, killing non virgins BUT keeping virgins as spoils of war. What do you think they did with the virgins..!!? Learn to read..!!!!!!..judges 21:10

..I think I need to stop chatting with you, cos you're clearly delusional..

Misogynist2014:
If you say it was his son, how was Moses's wife able to cut the delicate foreskin? Pls, at least you had a little training while being brought up, these senseless and orderless posts don't speak well of you. A little manners will do, if not in respect of God, let it be in respect of My God.

If we've to speak to thin air in respect of "your god", that means your god only exists in your imagination.

Meanwhile, as you can see we're operating on a mysterious frequencies right now,, therefore what you call senseless is actually very sensible that you cannot comprehend..

At least now you know that the bible god likes to catch fun with foreskin of man's blockus, your god is FREAKYYYY..