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RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 2:55pm On Aug 17, 2017
FTrebirth:
nairaland version of feminists is a collection of heartbroken, fvcked-and-dumped jobless girls between 18 - 33. the few married ones among them are helpless puppets in their homes and slaves to their husbands; they don't have a job... all they do is sit at home, prepare food for their family, get pregnant and give birth. but they've successfully carried their frustration to nairaland to, warn and as well, mislead, the younger ones how not to end up like them. check their time-in and timeout, it's usually 6am to 6pm, the time oga leaves home and returns from work.
oh lawd. you are wicked. what a blow to the guts. but it's not a lie sha.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 9:50am On Aug 17, 2017
pocohantas:
Lots of you men see nothing wrong in claiming superior to women, then you are crying because women say they are equal, not superior o. Haba... you guys should strike a balance na grin grin

Go for the unfeminised female then. It's that simple... wink
I already have done that, but to your own statement. please name one area in life on equal footing you stand an advantage to men. not even In one area. must I mention the superiority before it is known as fact? ratger the question is why don't you accept the fact that men are far superior to women. especially with all the facts around you. women who have made it more than men used their feminity and female allure (not sex) to enable her talents to be noticed. in a basic institution today, a woman with a first class has a better chance to be employed than a man with a first class. what created that difference. if not a focus on her female allure
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 9:13am On Aug 17, 2017
pocohantas:
It's common sense not to hit a fellow human. Sadly, lots of Nigerian lack common sense.

Men have been eating their cakes and having it for years. Why don't you see the double standards that favour men? You guys fighting against feminism and the radical feminist are all selfish. May the best team win... grin
at any time in history, if u mention any way men eat their cakes and have it, I will mention ways women eat their cakes and have it. thus there has always been a status quo. who then is rocking the boat if not women with the feminist agenda. let me ask you truthfully. and answer honestly. we all know actions and reactions are equal and opposite. if we start a manist agenda. one which actively promotes the rights of men just similarly to the female. what will happen to society. we will have women and men at loggerheads, no marriage, no cooperation and finally when we men are tired of having Konji kills us, we will invade ur community and enslave you all for our sexual pleasure. then all women rights will return to prehistoric times when brawn and valour no longer common sense and decorum held sway. would you like that? or don't you see a man power group coming up soon? I have sisters, a loving wife daughters , a loving mum and pretty female friends who I care about their future that's why I blab. I personally have never and don't even waste my love, time or attention on a feminized female.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 9:04am On Aug 17, 2017
Dimples129:
You're mind is too closed up to understand and I have no intention of trying to help you understand. Women are not those things you mentioned. If that's what you want to teach your children, fine but that's not what I want to teach mine. My daughter is herself, not part of some cult that walks and talks the same way and act the same way. She is an individual and she is STRONG physically and emotionally. You talk about people fighting lol. A gun has no gender by the way.
read about war torn countries and find out about the position of women in those places. with two guns to ur hands and one in mine. you won't stand a chance. so never pray for such a culture. even in the west, despite the feminism nonsense, they have used the law to protect themselves. because without that, our dear women will be extinct.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 9:00am On Aug 17, 2017
Amarabae:
you are seeing it from another angle.
We are first human being before being a man or woman.
You should not see a woman as a weak vessel because she is a woman, thats insulting.
If you carry that mentality, you will end up antagonising women because of a leadership position because of it.
Feminism is not asking for a favour but rather a platform of opportunity for women to have a firm voice.
pretty one, it's self deceptive to say women aren't the weaker vessels. they are. in all truth and must be enjoyed and respected as such. being a weaker vessel doesn't mean being less than men. I love my mum more than the whole world, does it mean I hate my dad? I doubt that. look at in sports. Serena Williams is a great tennis player and capable of beating many men including me In tennis. but I doubt she is as good as the best tennis male player. does that make her inferior? not all all. she isn't up to the man of course and will be beaten blue black. but she is still an excellent tennis player. being less than a man isn't such a bad thing, a wrong complex makes it seem so. banks and organizations want women in their work force, not because they expect them to have sex with their customers, but female presence melts hearts and drives resolve. why didn't they employ men despite the fact men could offer better sevices.

women are women, weaker than men, but not inferior to men and no where is a woman presented thus. as an igbo girl, who has more value in ur village. umuada or ummunna. ask around and see. and that alone is even traditional African culture.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:54am On Aug 17, 2017
pocohantas:
When Freeze or whatever he is called was beaten by his wife, it was you men that insulted him most. Male comedians made lots of jokes out of it.

A thread on a 17yrs old boy that was deceived into cohabiting and impregnating an older woman. I had a hard time explaining to your fellow men, that she is guilty of statutory rape, while they insisted he was enjoying older nunu.

Another man was raped, it was still men wishing women could come rape them. They trivialised the issue.

The only time I see them foaming in the mouth is when they wanna call on feminist to come comment on such topic. You men are the ones that set standard of who is a weak man or not. You men are the ones that deride your fellow men for not meeting up with the set alpha-male standard. Feminism didn't do that.

I notice all of sorts of abuse and I am intolerant of all.
men abuse the man is all part of the male shaming agenda. arguing about how is he abused will get women thinking u a weakling. go on all such threads about what u described and u won't find even one woman defending the man. men follow suit to do that because they don't want to appear emotional or act like pussies. they rather want women accepetnace and that's why alot will wanna agree with the female view on such matters.

feminism by the way did that, because long before that, the abused man should stand up for himself, but nowadays it's even difficult to know what is expected from a man with so many expectations. so many abuse and restrictions. so many unfair judgements. feminism taught our women that it's possible to eat their cakes and still have it. that's why she will fight her man, get knocked out, be the first to post a bloody video and cry blue murder. and all you will hear is, no matter what she has done, you have no right to beat her.

but same doesn't apply between two women. if u do certain things to a fellow woman, she will beat u mercilessly, and nothing will happen. how come with a man, you hear she must be ignored, forgiven and never beaten. yet you don't see a double standard and favours the women which feminism ignores while seeking more powers and abuse of men
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:47am On Aug 17, 2017
Dimples129:
You guys are clowns when it comes to this topic and I swore that I would never debate it with an African man in Africa. My man, my brother and most of the important men in my life are all feminists. As fathers they want equality for their children. As husbands they want equality for their wives. They don't see female empowerment as males emasculated. The world is changing and you need to change or be left behind.
sorry but do these men you describe have a similarity with bobrisky or his likes. no real man wants equality between his children. I want my sons to treat women softly because they are women and special creatures. glass and wood aren't the same. one can be handled roughly and the other lightly because it's delicate . I want my sons to see women as glass, to love and cherish. nothing to be played with so it doesn't break. if they were all equals. my daughters will be dead in 10years. from being treated, slapped, roughhoused and battered like a man.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:44am On Aug 17, 2017
Amarabae:
I am a proud and unapologetic feminist.
The world system is too masculine in terms of control and women need a voice.
We want to break that cycle and change the way the misogynist society want us to live and behave as women.
- Look at our political sphere, a woman must have to jump over the thorns set by men before she can have a voice in politics,
- we want to have a society where men will be comfortable to vote for a competent woman in a Presidential election in Nigeria.
- We want a society where a lady who is not interested in marriage will not be harassed verbally by men but rather her choice respected.
- We want a society where a woman will be free to be herself and not be as the masculine society want her to be.
- We want a society where the woman will no longer be seen as a weaker vessel.
And many more.
Feminism is not a war on men but rather a war on a misogynist society.
Ok?
pretty madam could you survive in a world where a woman isn't regarded as weaker sex? I pretty very much doubt it. war torn countries are good at not regarding women as weaker sex, go and ask the women there about the rights the have and how much abuse they cope with. who stops a woman from contesting in Nigeria, inec? or who. who stops a woman from being themselves in a masculine world, who does that. could you substantiate your claims with arguable facts and examples rather than vague statements. but note it, just like when men have to struggle in Lagos for bus with women, we take it abit easy with the women so they enter the bus. that's why a man who pushes a woman violently and enters In a typical Lagos madness. will be denigrated and abused by both women and men. yet you don't see all the benefits to being seen as weaker. having to get gifts and expect love from men while offering almost nothing but sex and smiles to them. think again hon
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:33am On Aug 17, 2017
pocohantas:
If she wouldn't accept so many things from a man, how is that feminism? As long as the things she won't accept are not unnecessary, then I see no wrong in that. Women should take their time to go into marriage, especially in Nigeria.

She should stop looking for faults in her friends husbands and wish them well.

I have not noticed the emasculation of men around me, men are still very much men here. Male kids are not neglected here either.

You guys are worked up, though it's difficult to admit.



Sounds like fallacy. Majority of the ones I know are married. You're only fixated on the single ones because they satisfy your ideology.

A woman can't be single in peace in Nigeria, it has to be for some negative reason undecided
really so you haven't noticed the emasculation of men but apparently am sure you have seen In full view women rights abuse , how men don't give them jobs because they are women, how a female banker earns less than a male banker in same bank and cadre. how girl children are all hawkers and there are no male hawker children. how there are lots of scholarships for the boy child and many united nation initiatives to cater for the boy child. how men who are abused by their wives are called pussies and women abused by their husbands are termed victims. yet you haven't seen an emasculation of men nor denigration of the boy child
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:23am On Aug 17, 2017
SINZ:
OP, the earlier you realise that these nairaland "feminists" are nothing but pained 17-24 year old's who started "doing bad things" a very tender age and ended up being used and dumped more times than Pampers, the better for you. grin
lol. well that's true mehn. but they are our sisters and wives. let's tell them the truth. many will end up single and more bitter if we don't tell them. women aren't very smart people to ways of wisdom. it's a natural thing. their bad experiences brought up their issues. they must be taught that there is life afterwards. instead of hating on men and trying to get us to treat them like queens at same time
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:21am On Aug 17, 2017
SalomonKane:
It's best you ignore these advocate of feminism, many of them only have the guts to spew their ignorant garbage on social media, outside social media, they're the most timid, shy and easily bullied women/girls.

Na only social media dem dey get power to yan opata.
this here is the undiluted truth I have realised about feminists. but Wat must be said must be said to help people who will be deceived further by this wrong idealogy
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:20am On Aug 17, 2017
Dimples129:
Feminism and naija grin grin grin

Long live feminism cool

If they fought the white man the way they fight female rights ,Jamaica wouldn't exist angry
are u married and settled yet? do u have a boyfriend? let's assume u sha have a man as any reasonable lady out there should. how does he respond to ur feminist idealogy? is he comfortable or is he pretending because of the sex he gets which he doesn't wanna lose? food for thought when declaring yourself a feminist and yet want to be treated like a woman
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 8:18am On Aug 17, 2017
pocohantas:
What is your definition of feminism? Pity yourself... grin

If not for anything, I like the way they get y'all worked up.
in all honesty one isn't being worked up per say. Wat moved me so much to write my tale, is because I met an ex who has been ruined by this crazy feminism idea. I helped her get a first class, I encouraged her to repeat such a feat in law school, she is beautiful, she is from a rich culture, but since I left her side and moved on to better things, she became a feminist and it pains me to see her water her life like that. attending weddings upon weddings and finding fault with her Friends choices in men and telling me how she won't accept blah blah blah from a man, how the man must be able to treat her blah blah blah, so many blah blah blah keeps coming out of her mouth and she isn't noticing she has gotten to 30 and losing value both beauty and time. it hurts me that an ideology is ruining the life of a girl who had so much potentials. this applies to many other girls out there being deceived that they can eat their cake and still have it. asides the personal issues and it's effects, it's general societal effects emasculates men and neglects the boy child. if and when you understand these effects that you will realise we ain't foaming in the mouth because it affects me negatively. but it surely affects those close and will destroy the future of women in general.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 7:40am On Aug 17, 2017
Young03:
who will read this novel now sad sad sad sad sad
do you see why you can't ever make a good grade?
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 7:39am On Aug 17, 2017
izzou:
Everybody has a choice.

Not all women choose to be feminists

As for me, the day my wife or even girlfriends starts chanting feminism, i will kick her out.

That's why i am hustling hard to be successful, so i will see the female creature that will come and share the rights that God gave me with herself cool
lol. fact is that you will see them call you names for not accepting the new "women rights" as detailed by the feminist agenda. yes many women aren't interested in the feminism crap. but watch how those good women are abused and denigrated even on this forum for being idiots to men. which states they rather a man become and idiot to them.
RomanceRe: Feminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 7:37am On Aug 17, 2017
tosyne2much:
I don't believe any woman is a feminist. They are only pained and embittered probably because they have no sweet stories to tell about relationship, or because men have left them emotionally shattered cheesy , therefore, they become fault finders, they begin to talk about how inconsequential men are, they discourage their fellow ladies from being submissive to their men
lol. well u have a point there.
RomanceFeminism : Hurting The Modern Woman More Than Men Ever Could? by Gourdoinc(op): 7:26am On Aug 17, 2017
I grew up in a home where boys and girls went to school, I attended schools filled with boys and girls and even because of my tribe, we had more girls in school than boys. I grew up in a community where girls secondary school abounds, I come from a tribe where women groups are feared and valued. I come from a tribe where the first daughter in a family is spiritually more powerful both in living and in death than an male heir. I realised as a son, that I loved and valued my mum more than anyone on this earth. I learnt and saw how nobody bothers to celebrate fathers day while the world stops for mothers day.

I learnt to chase women and bear the insults the offer simply because we love them, no matter what happened between me and my sisters, if I physically harmed them, I will be beaten up and my sisters excused. in school , if a boy fought a girl, no matter who was in the wrong, the boy was adjudged wrong.

I am expected to struggle in life and my success is pinned on how much I could make in this hard world. I must provide for a woman that even if she is working, it is termed weak to expect her to release money mandatorily.

it's romantic to open doors for women, morally to allow them sit down while we stand, romantic to pay for meals on a date and give transport money, romantic to spend more on her in a day than she will ever spend on you in a life time.

the society I met as a man is a society that values women and makes men serve them subtly I. the name of romance and marriage. yet we have some women running amork and screaming blue murder because they want to be treated the same as a man by men.

if you have lived in a male hostel, you know how men treat men. we treat ourselves with understandable disdain and brotherly love. men respect other men in a brotherly way, but no man will think it sane to be pushed over by another man without a fight. no man will stand up for another man to sit down, no man will pay for the meals of another man or allow on mooch him for a lifetime. men accept lesbians but hate gay's because no man finds another man attractive.

how can someone women want women to become men n the name of feminism. all they claim to fight against, Eg girl child education, genital mutilation, work place violence, equal opportunity are all fallacies aimed at deceiving the masses. what about the boy child? he is currently being neglected by the world and yet will be denigrated for being a "broke " nigga after years of not being able to measure up to the standards of modern women, women are finding paid work faster and more regularly than men and nobody is batting an eye brow, there are no organizations where salary scales are sexualized to offer more money to a man and less to a woman. yet no woman or even man now fights for the rights of a man. the ever dying man, the ever emasculated man.

women who love the feminist idea, you know how u dislike feminine men? bobrisky and men who don't behave like "men". well society is soon creating them. the west have alot of those now but the worse news is that, these men will always be physically and mentally better than you and with no attention given to the maleness, expect alot of rapists, violence and fuckboys.

women are the giver of life while a man is the source. women are motherly, wifely, womanly and soft. men relate better with that, society already protects them. try and argue with a woman outside, and watch how everyone will support her not minding if she is wrong. try and slap a woman who slapped u I. public and watch how everyone there (including other men) will denigrate you and even beat you up. a woman could u ruin your life by falsely accusing you of sexual assault and everyone else will believe her, even if facts later show that your innocent, many will still believe you to be guilty. are these not enough?

men aren't attracted to other men, Dats why we don't understand gay men and refuse to accept them. feminism turns women to men, this is totally and absolutely unattractive. no wonder we have men always hating on the initiative while real women are sucked into the propaganda of the movement to ruin. chances of future girls learning about "woman power"
Car TalkRe: 5 Signs That It's Time For A New Car Battery by Gourdoinc(m): 2:59pm On Aug 14, 2017
madgoat:
Please give me one of the batteries to use. God will bless you.
what will u be using them for. I just said its bad
Car TalkRe: 5 Signs That It's Time For A New Car Battery by Gourdoinc(m): 9:19am On Aug 14, 2017
please people I have bought 5batteries in a span of 4months. I always thought something in the car is draining or damaging them. but my alternator is sound as have been checked numerous times. could it simply be that I have been unfortunate with buying fake batteries. could anyone recommend a high grade battery in could depend on? all batteries I have bought which have failed me were all in the range of 26k. my car is abandoned now because the most recent one, has failed to start it and even after I jump start it retains no charge after I drive it around for 30mins. thanks

mind you, all Dem batteries are green at their holes. thanks
EducationRe: Decomposing Body Of A Female Unizik Student Found In Her Room, 4 Days After She by Gourdoinc(m): 8:18am On Aug 14, 2017
she should rest In peace. the world itself is a stage. I hope it wasn't her activities that resulted in that death. girls who fit her profile description in unizik are chronic runs girls who do anything for money. why she was unclad raises suspicion, maybe she was murdered by an unknown assassin or she woke up at night to something unpleasant which she suffered from, or she collapsed while twerking. anyway Nwa oma. nwanyi mmara MMA. God receive ur soul in heaven and forgive your transgressions. nobody holy pass finally
RomanceRe: Man Caught Rubbing His Manhood On A Lady's Backside In Public (Video, Pics) by Gourdoinc(m): 1:39pm On Aug 13, 2017
oh good lawd, he even masturbated it so it could be erect and fit in between Dem butt cheeks, thus he humped away at the old ass. who knows when last that ass saw action. I don't blame the woman who kept pretending while having silent orgasm
CelebritiesRe: Meet Pastor Who Wants To Eat Nicky Minaj’s Ass This Sunday (photos) by Gourdoinc(m): 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2017
all these perverts on religious cloaks. u wanna eat her ass, according to the scriptures? because everything has nowadays been active to some scriptures read upside down
EducationRe: Nairalander's Tour Of Adeleke University Permanent Site Ede, Osun State. by Gourdoinc(m): 10:15am On Aug 12, 2017
CHESTER48:
I don't want scholarships.. Law what the tuition.. And is there freedom. U have not answered the freedom part
law tuition is about 820k. this is paid in four installments throughout the year. it is inclusive of feeding, hostel, library, internet etc. it is criminal to pay any other amount after this is paid. law is very competitive and thus only early application qualifies your admission to the program due to large number of applicants. when you say freedom I am at sea on what you mean. but the school insists on all students being resident on campus, it's a faith based university and thus ur expected to attend to the seventh day Adventist philosophy of not doing anything on the Sabbath day Eg no lectures etc but you can be invloved in social and recreational activities. there is freedom for a student who wants to study, but there is no freedom for a recalcitrant student who is interested in drug dealing and unwholesome behaviour.
EducationRe: Nairalander's Tour Of Adeleke University Permanent Site Ede, Osun State. by Gourdoinc(m): 10:04am On Aug 12, 2017
CHESTER48:
what's the tuition fee like. And do they have freedom
the tuition fee varies for different disciplines. but it's paid in four installments and includes feeding, accommodation and internet. so depending on your course, I can state the exact fee for you. mind you if during your study you prove to be a scholar. you can get scholarships to complete it. free of charge.
FamilyRe: Man Dumps Police Wife After Hot Sex With Single Mother by Gourdoinc(m): 7:08pm On Aug 10, 2017
pocohantas:
If his wife has been depriving him of sex intentionally, that's wrong.
He should just do his best to take care of his children, they did nothing wrong to him.

Don't underestimate the effect of a warm experienced nunu on an erect prick. It immediately goes to the brain and switches it off.
very Badt girl u are. infact a Badt gang[b]
pocohantas:
If his wife has been depriving him of sex intentionally, that's wrong.
He should just do his best to take care of his children, they did nothing wrong to him.

Don't underestimate the effect of a warm experienced nunu on an erect prick. It immediately goes to the brain and switches it off.
very Badt girl u are. infact a Badt gang[/b]
pocohantas:
If his wife has been depriving him of sex intentionally, that's wrong.
He should just do his best to take care of his children, they did nothing wrong to him.

Don't underestimate the effect of a warm experienced nunu on an erect prick. It immediately goes to the brain and switches it off.
very Badt girl u are. infact a Badt gang
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tribute To Firstking01 A Nairalander ( Gone So Soon) by Gourdoinc(m): 8:52am On Aug 10, 2017
we never had a fight, always courteous to each other. well life is a stage and we are all actors on it. Onye mmere nke ya, ona zia muo
TV/MoviesRe: BBC Staff Caught Watching A Sex Scene During Live News Broadcast - See Video by Gourdoinc(m): 9:38am On Aug 09, 2017
and he/she just lost a lucrative job. very sad indeed.
CrimeRe: Soldier Forces Lady To Pull Off Camouflage Clothing She Wore (Photo) by Gourdoinc(m): 8:19am On Aug 09, 2017
they should have whipped her thoroughly. next time she will learn to obey the laws of the land. who asides a trouble maker and a dunce wears a camo. after everything we now know about how the military here view such. idiots. all those key board warriors blabbing here. please get off your key boards, go and buy a good camo and walk past a barrack. when they kneel you down, start quoting the laws and sub sections in tears.
RomanceI Think I Might Be Dying Soon, God Help Me by Gourdoinc(op): 10:56am On Aug 08, 2017
I don't fear death much because I have seen alot of it, but being claustrophobic I fear it because I can't imagine sleeping in a closed box. I am sitting down now in an eatery and wondering what on earth I might now die from. what could I have contracted by my unfortunate experience this morning. to be a woman wrapper is a very bad thing.

I had an engagement very early and since I am an early bird, I was in my car by 5am, I forgot to pray as usual and maybe in punishment, while at a long hold up, I noticed steam rising out of my bonnet. definitely an overheat. I have long promised that I will visit gazzuz soonest and yet this is me stuck on a hold up with an automatic car on overheating. some Nigerians are good sometimes and many came down and helped me push it off the road while the bus drivers abused and told me why such jalopy should have gone to the scrap yard decades ago. even some where magnanimous to give me bags of pure water and drove off. I was stuck on the road and since I was in a hurry, I waited for the heat to calm down and realised my fan has stopped. not wanting go be delayed I decided to abandon the car there and take a bus. the next bus that arrived, while trying to hop inside, I noticed a very very pretty lady sitting alone at the back end of the bus, despite having seats vacant In front. I unashamedly went to join her there.

this yeye girl made me enter inside instead of staying outside, thus I sat close to the window, not soon after I engaged her in a chat and we were talking in monosyllables. while this was going on, a passenger directly in front of me kept coughing. the cough was so violent that I assumed he had tuberculosis. I tried to minimize what I was saying, not soon afterwards, like a coincidence from hell, while trying to act all professional, when she said something that wasn't even very funny in the least, I burst out laughing like a crazy idiot. simultaneously was when this useless paseenger decided it was time to release all his accumulated spittle out the window.

oh I felt something salty trickle down my throat with a slimy and smelly wetness on my face, mouth and tongue. the wind had just pushed alot of this spittle to yours truly. I shouted like someone who was poured acid. I immediately burst into tears because I am very sure that salty thing I felt in my throat was also the spittle.

the person turned to me to apologize and I realised its a northerner. the people (sorry to say) who are experts in being hosts of communicable diseases. yet I just swallowed the spittle of a fellow man.

I didn't care anymore about the world, about the girl, I broke down in tears as everybody kept begging me. I coughed and coughed hoping to get it out of my stomach, I would have brought out blood and wouldn't have cared. how could this happen to me. not soon had this happened the girl got down at her bus stop. what had I gained.

can I say I haven't kissed a man before now? what diseases could I now be carrying. if you smell this spittle on my face you will know this man hasn't brushed since we feared Y2K. yet this is what entered my mouth because I was laughing in morrafucker at something which wasn't even funny just to impress a girl.

my cousin who is a doctor told me nothing will happen, so far I take some antibiotics, but I still feel death has come knocking. because that cough was too violent to be normal and I used it for breakfast.
RomanceRe: Am I Wrongly Wired??? by Gourdoinc(m): 4:35pm On Aug 07, 2017
it's time to get married. simple and short
PoliticsRe: Parents Donate Their Daughters To Boko Haram For Suicide Bombing - Nigerian Army by Gourdoinc(m): 11:59am On Aug 06, 2017
when Islam encourages them to give birth like rats, how will they value their kin. crazy ideologies.
RomanceHow I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Gourdoinc(op): 10:36am On Aug 06, 2017
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

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