₦airaland Forum

VirginDiva:
What does that mean

which part of my lovely statement confuses you.

VirginDiva:
Lol. He wasn't raped. Just persuaded harshly.

of I slap you eh, dumbem

Safiaa:
My ex always wanted me to touch his ni.pples during sex. Like he would always put my hand there, i just always found it quite weird. Wanting me to squeeze it and hold it. Nothing would arouse him apart from me touching his ni.pples.

it's a very sensual thing Na, nothing wrong about that, you should return to him and suck it as that heightens the pleasure. your lucky u haven't met peeps who see a punna in the back as well

Uniqueness01:
Chai! See my life for outside

you have a very pretty face, what state are you from dear

emmymdk:
I wipe for my Nation! It is well with the masses

how big is your yansh that you are "wiping" for all of us (the nation). what did you eat to warrant such a huge dump

COMEDY OVERDOSE
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1.) Some girls are funny… They leave hair in their arm- pits & shave their eyebrows. :/
#Biko What kind of farming system is that? :-( Hmmm...

2.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I'm a man??... #Ewo!!!Nawaooo!!!!!!!!! � � � � � �

3.) The only warning Africans take seriously is *Low battery*
#TrueOrFalse??

4.) Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969 yrs without an Android phone and power bank…
That man strong. � � � � � � #I_Swear

5.) A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause We Are Fainting According To Our reg. Number.

6.) I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.
#Kuku_Kill_Me.

7.) :
No one is more respectful than the person who wants to borrow money :/ ...... He/She can even greet your dog ........ “Hello bingo, how was your night......” :like: ^_^

8.) That Moment When Your Father Calls You "Stupid Boy" And You Mistakenly Reply "you Nkor" My Brother Jejely Pack To The Next Orphanage Near You....

9.) Your Pastor Has 6 Bodyguards And You Only Have His Sticker On Your Car To Protect You, Is Your Brain Paining You?
Lemme Come Nd Be Going?

10.) When you get married to a jealous husband... :/
Husband: hello honey, were are u? :/
Wife: I'm in the church
Husband: give the phone to Jesus... :v :v :v

11.) Akpors Wife asked: What are u doing?
Akpors replied: am Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Akpors: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Akpors: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer bottle � � � �
Lemme come and be going � � � �

12.) Some guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that when a lady comes to visit, she will have no other option than to sit on the bed. These are Minister of Strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.
Innocent Chasm Observes. #AbiNoBeSo??

13.) Why do banks connect ropes to their pens? We trust them with our money yet they can't trust us with common pen �
Say no to banks and bring ur money Lemmi keep for y'all. My pen is take away � � � � � � � � � � � �
14.) Who noticed?? �
Lagos babes no dey post pics again � The flood don carry their makeup kit � � � �

15.) It's only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS what are you doing in SOKOTO you are Under Arrest”. #Lmao**

16.) All those Guyz making promises during sex � �.
How will u be promising one lady two houses, one helicopter and three cars while u’re owing mama Akara 500 hundred naira?? � �
Bros, is ur brain paining u? � � � �

17.) :/ #Palz!
I want to build a strong relationship, I have bought cement what else do I need? :v :v :v

18.) That Moment You Take Your Ugly Friend Along With You To Your Crush House
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And She Be Like: "Oh My God!!! You Guys Look Alike" #FADALURD_TakeMySoul**

19.) Black people think violence fixes everything. You will find a person slapping a remote control simply becoz it is not working.

20.) That awkward moment you seated in church beside your crush and your kid broda came running with #10 note towards you and says broda Mummy said I should give you for OFFERING..
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Kukuma kill me… #Lol**

21.) When God Wanna Play Your Video On Judgement Day, And It Shows Viewer Discretion +18 Just Jejely Walk To Hell Fire Straight.

22.) Government to remove pockets from the police uniform… Great idea right??

23.) It’s only in Nigeria you'll see a conductor eating bread with Power horse...
For God's sake, it an energy drink, not Lipton. #Ah_ah!

you are wasting your time advising igbos. ndi-igbo are stupid people, I have long accepted that and won't ever waste my time advising my brothers. I am waiting for what I know will on fold before the year ends. Kanu might not survive what will become. so relax. IPOB is dead

I don't see anything wrong here. alot of students would have claimed Islam was created by Nathan or it's holy book is called a hymn book. just try and go through the marked scripts and see what Nigerian students are capable of. education Must be holistic and cuts across all divides. so no biggie

Amarabae:
Well, its good to be versatile during lovemaking.
It makes the whole thing fun.
Try any sexual position you want to try,
don't be rigid.
Rigidity in the other room is one of the sexual related problems some couples are going through.

true but some things which women could be more accommodating with we men find it really weird. especially that mmf and ffm thing. many men seek ffm and will hate to be involved with mmf even though the lady wants it. now such makes people like me have guilty conscience. I can't just imagine being involved yet won't be happy if boo didn't oblige my own request. pretty selfish

I have met alot of characters and being an open minded lover, have done almost everything. sex or love making as the case maybe has been observed to peak when there is room for exploration and accommodation of crazy ideas.

I taught my woman all the bad things in this world, I changed her from one prude to a machine and have always had guilty conscience for not obliging some of her own desires. Eg I encouraged ffm and she loved every bit of it, but when she suggested mmf. I virtually vomited in my mouth. how will I be able to have an erection with another naked man in the same room. somehow she has learnt to forget that desire and moved on to many other things. my issue now is her latest attraction is wierd and really uncomfortable.

she wants me to be wearing G-strings. while she makes me up before we have sex. what sort of rubbish is that. I have asked her if she is sexually attracted to clowns or something. because if it's the feminine issue, we already have that In ffm. what exactly will humiliating me in such a manner have on our sexual life, I asked and all I got is please dress up.

anyway to prevent issues, I wore the pants and she made me up, because I believe I have made her do many things she didn't initially like or agree with. now I am lying on the bed and thinking. what does she intend to do to me tonight. what sort of weird shit is lined up. now asides this pertinent thought I am having. I also have a serious issue bothering me as well.

recently we have had cases of night burglars and robbers, if we were robbed tonight and the robbers enter my house and see me stark naked wearisng such. what will I explain to them, won't they feel the need to beat me up before robbing me for being a queer?.

those who have such rich relationships, how do you feel about weird sexual explorations your partners introduce.

ConcNiggress56:
guys


this isn't funny anymore.. the way my brother acts lately.. like he's gon commit suicide..



I want to auction my virginity to anyone who can give my brother a good job or give him #2M to start a business..

#PleaseHelp
no jokes.

do you mean your anAl pussy virginity? we know you is a man. Mr homosexual

with the length of time this man has slept on a bed in London. he will soon be given British citizenship or its resident permit

attackgat:
Igbos will vacate the North to go where? Have they been granted Biafra? The same people asking Igbos to leave the North are ones who are fighting tooth and nail that Biafra will not be. That is not fair at all. They should ask Igbos to go when Biafra is declared, not while we are still all in Nigeria.

You better forget restructuring the same way you want Kanu to forget Biafra. The same North that are against Biafra are against restructuring. To the Northerner, there is little difference between restructuring and Biafra.

you have asked a good question, what stops the IPOB movement from conducting an internal referendum to determine who and who constitutes this biafra. such that when asked to leave they know where to go to. how come people are fighting for a nation whose members are not clearly spelt out via legitimate means. when you say being in Nigeria. you are a Nigerian because you say you are one. the moment you call yourself biafra then you must back that with resolve which in this case is, you must denounce Nigerian citizenship, relocate to biafra, boycott Nigerian affairs and start the process for self determination via normal means. which one has Kanu and his people done. many igbos like yours truly are simply watching the drama online and on the streets while we face our businesses all over Nigeria. nevertheless no true igbo man will wish biafra for himself because it is a terrible solution to our issues. we can't shoot ourselves in the foot because we can't compete politically. yet I tell you a secret even if an igbo man becomes president for the next ten years, he will do nothing for igbo land just as Jonathan did nothing for his region. the South east and south south aren't good in politics and that's the fact of the matter. this failure won't change just because we now have an economically disadvantaged homogenous region called biafra. the very concept spell a bad omen for ndi-igbo and must be fought at all levels. we must change our mentality by developing our regions and this is achieved via restructuring. the north have no say I. that because it's not only applicable to the igbos. there are many other tribes who favour that idea. thus it's a more noble cause to fight and die for. rather than a biafra which offers no advantages to the common igbo man nor his strengths in general

that deluded albino and his hapless miscreant followers have proven themselves weaklings. imagine them begging for a referendum. if truly they know what they are agitating for. why haven't we seen igbos vacating the north and other region in droves. empty chest beaters. you are political failures who can't compete in Nigeria and you running away to form another failed nation. success must be earned legitimately, just as the igbos didn't need to threaten biafra when the earned success in business in this country because that is their strong point. politics is their weakest point and thus have failed many times. yet I wonder if such failures won't exist in their so called biafra. I thank God fellow igbos like me are realizing this fact and fighting it everywhere we see it. Kanu will not drag us into penury and economic suicide. we will restructure this country and fight like everyone else to have a federal presence. if we could conquer Nigeria economically, we the new blood will find ways to do same politically. biafra is dead

the yansh go soon tire you. relax

Na you dey call them sheeps. those are his harem of lovers. that must be this year's Valentine gifts to them

after licking and fingering, you will use a plastic penis to micmick sex with a man, then you say you aren't Deceiving yourself dear. smh

Joenyam:
I'm not participating in the next elections or any other except I see posters of youths canvassing for offices.
We need to get rid of all those old folks who call themselves politicians.
All they do is bury their heads in the sand and stand for nothing but reelection.

very similar to me, I will vote nobody in this current Nigerian state. to keep doing the same wrong thing every four years, listening to empty promises and yet expecting a different result, perfectly defines insanity. they love the fact many Nigerian youths are suffering and unemployed. how else will they use stomach infrastructure to entice them for their votes if not when we are hungry. they understand this concept that Nigerians when hungry have low attention span. we seek quick gratification to meet our needs and they play to that. how can we the future of this nation keep watching soon to be dead people deciding a future they aren't part of. we must fight for a restructuring. not because it will solve all our problems in one day but it will encourage diversification with homogeneous communities who enjoy the benefits of trade and collaboration which a federalism enjoys

Joenyam:
Have you been into a discuss with an average Nigerian youth? Its OK to be sentimental but not stupid, sadly most are both.
We need serious work on this...

sure you are correct. but that's life. many aren't balanced and it's the Nigerian mentality. it never takes 100 of anything to achieve anything. it only takes a meaningful majority. I am hoping for reasonable and intelligent Nigerian youths who care about the future of themselves and their children. we can't say because alot of our youths are mentally emotional we won't still raise a struggle. many of them are victims of the circumstances which we intend to fight in revolution. Nigeria can't remain like this. if today is this bad, tell me a way forward that doesn't include abject poverty and mental death. we must fight mediocrity anywhere it exists

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lalasticlala or mynd44 it's necessary we bring to fore topics such as this which will awake the consiciouness of our youths. it's not a call to war or destabilization. we want real change now and it starts with our youths. we must fight for a restructuring of this nation with youths at the fore front. enough of politics

I am an igbo person and have always stood for one Nigeria, this isn't because I am blind to the marginalization of my people but because it's very clear that the elite which comprises of northerners majorly have decided to make a fool of every Nigerian and not just igbos. I always hoped and wished that one day these issues will solve themsleves, but it's pretty clear with the utterances of many in the ruling class, spreading propaganda on the demerits of a restructured Nigeria, that there is no hope for the common man in this country come what may.

Nigeria will always be divided across religious and tribal biases, thus implies we will never see eye to eye on many issues, thus the benefits of being a federation can't be enjoyed because many of its parts aren't working. the world is going green, oil is losing value, Nigeria is technologically backward, by 2050 the global landscape on business and governance would have eluded us and left us in the wake of mediocrity and yet many of the rulers who are currently destroying this country would have all perished by that time. leaving we all (youths) and our children to suffer the effects of their actions and inaction.

anybody who doesn't see how and why restructuring must be done now to stop this lazy and un innovative form of expensive governance truly wishes the nation evil and the youths must stand up and fight it to the last. the call for revolution is out. we must fight for a restructuring of the nation. very state must become autonomous, we must dilute federal powers. we must strengthen the local governments. the local govt must become the strongest arm of government because it's closet to the people. we must start seeing our rulers to enable us stone them when needed.

many states are moribund economically and rules by lazy people who wait for the robbery being done to the Niger deltans before he can pay salaries. yet every state in Nigeria has one or two Raw materials that can be harnessed to enable it contribute to a federal structure instead of the other way round.

the youths of Nigeria must abandon politics and become freedom fighters. there are no jobs for us today talkless of our children, there is no power today for us talkless of our children, there is no development today for us in any facet of life talkless of our children. what will the youths of today show to their unborn children as their contribution to the developments of this country asides immorality, yahoo yahoo, fraud, political asslicking and the likes.

every Nigerian youth irrespective of tribe and religion is a current victim of this injustice. even though some northerners have an advantage as opposed to southern youths that's to nepotism. a majority of them are still wallowing in poverty caused by unemployment and under development.

the youths must start a mental and physical revolution. we must emancipate Nigeria from. the clutches of these evil men who won't live till 2050

life is truly nothing. bad and good news are opposites sided of a wave. there should be quicker response to emergency. that woman with the split foot is being left there too long. she needs emergency surgery to see it back together else she loses that foot

princeemmma:
and also there will be corruption in the distributions, i think the idea is a mess

in that scheme of things, no end customer will be direct. infact there will be a law that all customers must be metered. this in turn leans down the profit margin for the discos especially if they aren't performing. it's difficult to do that now when the power isn't readlily available in excess. decentralized transmission will reduce wastage and thus we expect alot of power getting to the discos who must In turn find profitable easy to deliver it to their customers

why giving attention to that deluded lunatic.

a fool with a loose mouth could always appear controversial and courageous. we do not need courageous leaders who can play politics, we need innovative leaders who can deliver the dividends of democracy to the common man. you have failed sir in that regard

corruption has no tribe, religion or level of education. it permeates every nook and cranny of this country. unborn Nigerians are already corrupt while in the scrotum. I believe many Nigerian sperms bribed their way to win the race to fertilize the egg.

princeemmma:
now lets talk about maintenance and distribution, i think we got big issues on that

distribution is in shambles because they can always blame transmission and in turn blame gencos who in turn blame citizens and politicians. stop with the so called national grid and see alot of wasted power getting to the distribution sector and they must pick the load, thus this will force them to clean up their house I. order to remain in business. maintenance issues is a Nigerian problem. doubt anything can be done about that

mapet:
Micro Grid

that's the exact solution to the transmission problem. nobody wants to go there because decentralisation is now tantamount to national disintegration. I wonder why and how technology is treated with tribal and religious tone. micro grids will reduce wastage, encourage alternative energy sources, encourage energy storage and most importantly ensure profitability. yet this isn't something being explored to solve the problems inherent. too bad