If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

Lmaooo

Lmao.

Polish prick? Nigga

U for use Kiwi na

Anyways don't try that again.. You can only put it on indoors.

I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

Hahahhaha... If you feel that way why not try wearing "jalamir" like the hausas ... Its free underneath too

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

Eh u say weitin
Talk am again

Martin0:


Eh u say weitin
Talk am again

Could you do that even if you're the " I don't care" type?.

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

op story dey funny that I expected you to laugh ahahah

Lefulefu,lalas124,shinarlaura,gypsey make una come see weitin happen to op ooo. Hahahah

Benita27:
Could you do that even if you're the " I don't care" type?.

Hia Nna eh I can't ooo I bare wear short at home self,I prefer wearing trouser at home most times infact am allergic to it till date...

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

And now you're generalizing

Martin0:
op story dey funny that I expected you to laugh ahahah

I don't find it funny 'cause I doubt the story.

Chaiiii hahahahahahahaha good for you op.Why would a guy in his right senses tie wrapper and feel comfortable walking with it upandan? That shittt is so gay mehnnn. Can't even imagine my boo in a wrapper, i will burn that stupid wrapper that day.I hate wrapper myself, don't even have one.

smartty68:

And now you're generalizing

Have you done that before?. Like the op said, there was a child dedication, a few of the invited guest were already seated, then he chose to run an errand while tying a wrapper. Who does that?.

Benita27:
I don't find it funny 'cause I doubt the story.

Eh eh come oooo benny
Ehm even if sha
Not everything is true hear nau
U suppose know that by now,
Hence if it a lie and funny we laugh to it
But anyway sha,it your life
You have been so allergic to just truth alone I like that

I gbadu ur truthful habit for that
1perk for u

Martin0:


Eh eh come oooo benny
Ehm even if sha
Not everything is true hear nau
U suppose know that by now,
Hence if it a lie and funny we laugh to it
But anyway sha,it your life
You have been so allergic to just truth alone I like that

I gbadu ur truthful habit for that
1perk for u

Let me get to work. Have a nice day.

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

its very possible hun

i could do it













for a bet or something


happy sunday

thepussyhunter:



its very possible hun

i could do it













for a bet or something


happy sunday

Lol @ for a bet or something. Same to you!.

Benita27:
Lol @ for a bet or something. Same to you!.

yeah thanks


hey you wouldnt happen to go to work on sundays too would you


Saw a comment where u said you're off to work or was it let me get to work

thepussyhunter:



yeah thanks


hey you wouldnt happen to go to work on sundays too would you


Saw a comment where u said you're off to work or was it let me get to work

I don't work on Sundays, I meant house chores and laundry.

Benita27:
I don't work on Sundays, I meant house chores and laundry.

ok cool

lemme leave you to it then.............except of course you need my help

i'm pretty good at doing laundry

Damn benita27 lost all humors in her life to countless heartbreaks

Damn hilarious story

But where is lalasticlala sef

thepussyhunter:




ok cool

lemme leave you to it then.............except of course you need my help

i'm pretty good at doing laundry

Thanks, I'm almost done.

desquad:
Damn benita27 lost all humors in her life to countless heartbreaks

Damn hilarious story

Dry!.

I laughed my heart out I swear down!!! Nice one op

Omg you need to see me laughing so hard to the extent of waking my bro from sleep.
Mynd44 fp this is so hilarious.