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blingcorp:
chairman i bought the car from the former seller to resell.. stop talking rubbish, you mustnt always talk. talk is cheap

bravo... why weren't you able to upload different pics of the car why did u av to upload same pics the so called "former seller", took of the car Dude, u are yet to convince us that this isn't a scam!!!! upload newer pics of the car, and leave out the former seller's pics.. by the way, try to be cultured in ur responses!!!

Bolustic:
Empty Chest beating as usual.

But this is your faeces infested Ogbete Market in Enugu.

if the world could recognise the faeces infested Enugu, na im be say all of southwest, na complete rot, that the world is ashamed of!!!! negodu nu aturu ohia!!!!

Bolustic:
These people are so local that anytime they get a little attention, they masturbate on it for life. We in the SW are used to having nice rankings among other Nigerians but we dont roll out drums to celebrate menial achievement that doesn't raise the value of naira-dollar.

This is your beloved Onitsha

some people mumu, no be here... these are seriously commercial areas... Onitsha has the biggest market in Africa, so use ur head small!!

Oga, this is NOT an AMG!!!!!! Don't reduce the worth of the mighty and vicious AMG!!!!!

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Autos / Crisp 2004 Mercedes Benz C200 Kompressor (reg) SOLD SOLD (2622 Views)
Oga, if this isn't scam, how many times una go advertise car, wey una say dem don sell... the same car, inside the same compound, by different dealers at very different months of the year.

better cut off their arms, than allow dem carry arms... arms dey high them like ogoni weed o!!!!

Doug07034780891:
Instead of you to focus on your hopeless Imo state where nothing works but you are busy poke nosing on a progressive Anambra State. Who brought Coscharis to invest in Anambra, was it the fat ugly failed dunce Okoroawusa? Which one has your worthless imo state attracted not to talk of producing?

You better go and face that thread where they are discussing about the useless funnel abi na tunnel or culvert. Jobless ezi ofia, I don't know if you were cursed with joblessness and hopelessness..


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I thought abagworo is from Abia state... ngwa to be precise.

RoyalMail:
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Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

this is a billionaire and great achiever of international repute looking so simple.... if na all these our naija mediocre celebrities, dem go wear hundred chains as if they are possessed by hundred thousand evil spirits!!!!!!!

odimbannamdi:
It had always been my dream to join the Nigerian Army since my NYSC days in 2013/14 at the Nigerian Army Cantonment, Ojo. It seemed the perfect career path where I could deploy my intelligence, wit, strength and patriotism to my country. So, it was with so much eagerness that I applied for the Army SSC recruitment the very day applications were declared open. Thereafter, I started praying to make the first shortlistment, at least

My joy knew no bounds on the 29th of July when I saw my name in The Punch newspaper among the 30 shortlisted candidates from each state expected to report to the NDA old site, Kaduna on the 5th of August. I could hardly sleep at night due to excitement. So my dream was finally coming through. I was finally going to become an officer with the Nigerian Army.

I reported at Kaduna for the screening by exactly 3:30pm on the 5th of August. Only 17 people showed up for the screening from my state (Abia State): 15 on the first day, and another 2 a few days later.

A semi-apron-like blue tag containing a 2 lettered abbreviation of your state of origin and number was issued to every candidate, to be won all through the screening period (mine was AB08). Officially, we were to be known and regarded by this tag number. You would hear stuffs like “AB08, how far na? GB14, old boy I dey o” At some point, we all forgot our names. Lol. Also, it is this number you would send to your sponsors for influential purposes

An adhoc screening board made up of a Major General (the president of the board), 3 Colonels, 3 Lieutenant Colonels (the board secretary was one of them), 3 Captains (the board Admin Officer was one of them) and 3 Lieutenants was set up.

The first screening stage was vetting of candidates’ credentials to ascertain their authenticity and whether we would still be below the required maximum age of 29 by October. A Lt. Col. (the C.O. of 1div Hospital at NDA new site) screened for my state and he was very thorough. I noticed that the Army even prefers you to be younger than the minimum required age.

The next screening stage was writing an aptitude test. Candidates were divided into 3 groups. 1st group wrote at the hall just adjacent the parade ground. 2nd group wrote at the Cadet mess while the 3rd group (which included my state) wrote at the staff school, (one Professor Yahaya or so hall)

The test comprised of 4 sections:

- An essay (WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN THE NIGERIAN ARMY) of 500 – 1000words
- 10 English questions
- Around 7 Maths questions (can’t remember exactly now)
- Around 15 – 20 current affairs questions (cant remember exactly too)

The test was over in 2hours time. I gathered that the test was aimed at gauging our communicative ability, so more attention was paid to the essay and english objective questions. Some candidates were evicted based on the result of this test.

The next screening stage was the “almighty” medical and physical examination. As a result of the mammoth crowd and many tests we were supposed to undergo, we were shared into various groups. My state and some other states first went to the Medical Reception Station (MRS) for Xray. The next day, some of us went to 1div hospital, new NDA site, for blood tests, physical, dental and optical examination, checking of Blood pressure and BMI.

Considering the significance of this stage to a candidate’s final selection, I will try to explain each test further

Physical examination: Here, we were stripped Unclad, asked to stand straight with our hands placed at varying positions (this is to check if we have a bad posture such as kyphosis [hunched back] or lordosis) and our feet making a V-shape (to check for flat feet). The number of our testes was checked. We were then asked to grab our buttocks, bend down with our anus very visible and cough (this is to check if we have had pile before)

Blood and urine tests: Over 5mls of our blood was drawn and our urine taken in a sterile bottle. We were tested for diseases such Hepatitis B, HIV, Syphilis etc. I think our blood group and genotype were also checked

Blood Pressure reading: Being in a cool environment (such as an air-conditioned room), prior to checking your blood pressure, helps calm you down, consequently normalizing it. One Corporal Mike hinted us that the optimal reading is 120/90 or 110/80, while anything more than 140/90 is regarded as being high.

Body Mass Index (BMI): Our height and weight were measured, after taking off our shoes. The readings were used to determine our BMI. The full diameter of our chest during deep inhaling was also measured

Eye examination: We were asked to read letters from an eye chart placed about 10meters and 0.5meter away from us with one of our eyes closed at each time. Next, we were asked to decipher letters printed in colour patterns. Both tests were used to detect if we have long or short-sightedness and Astigmatism

Dental Examination: The alignment, number and grip of our teeth were also checked

The medical and physical examinations took almost 5days to conclude. Any state that finishes its medicals proceeded to do the psychology tests.

During the Psychology tests, 2 Lieutenants shared a booklet containing questions that tried to figure out our history of stimulants/drugs usage. The questions were structured in a way that when you lie in the first question, you would have to keep lying to the end. LOL.

Alcohol usage kind of raised a controversy among candidates because almost every young man has, at one point or the other, taken a sip of the contents of the green bottle. But I observed that as long as your alcohol usage wasnt a source of worry to your loved ones or you haven’t suffered a challenge arising from it (of course, the questions asked us that), then it wasn’t enough to disqualify you.

However, other classes of stimulants used via smoking, inhaling, sniffing or injecting, I observed too, disqualified some candidates. I think they tested their urine for the presence of such stimulants, cant say exactly. We were further interviewed based on our answers
The results of the medical and psychology tests were announced together and candidates were consequently evicted.

I WAS EVICTED AT THIS STAGE TOO. I will talk about it soon

HOW RESULTS OF EACH SCREENING STAGE WAS ANNOUNCED[/b]

To a very great extent, the screening process was transparent.

Upon completion of each screening stage, the board members met and compiled the list of candidates who are “suspects of eviction”. All members of the board then arrive the parade ground to meet orderly but very anxious candidates.

Starting from Abia state, the board secretary calls out names of candidates who are made to immediately shout “Yes Sir!” with a leap and, along with their credentials, jogs to a part of the parade ground and sits on the ground.

Candidates who were flagged for eviction resulting from credentials screening were subjected to a review where their credentials were looked at again before final eviction.

The aptitude test stage did not need a review, of course. You don fail you don fail. No argument.

After the first set of medical and physical examinations, candidates were taken back to 1div hospital for review. Here, if you fell short of the accepted standard in any of the tests, apart from the blood and urine tests, you would be called in to be reviewed by the medical team.

Evictions resulting from the medical and psychological tests was, perhaps, the most touching and monumental. Lol. When the soldiers and officers were telling us that “medicals must drop over half of all of you. That one na dole”, we thought they were only envious of our would-be officer status.

The evening the results ought to have been announced, we waited for the board members till 10pm in the night. The secretary later came and told us that the results would be announced the next day. He instructed us to come to the parade ground with our bags the next morning.

The next morning, around 7am or later, all members of the board arrived the parade ground along with a public address system. There was a different kind of aura in the air. The atmosphere was so tensed.

Mounting the PAS, the board secretary started, “Candidates! Today, my problems will be reduced. Most of you will go back to your villages. The Nigerian Army does not compromise on health issues. If you hear your number, carry your kaya and run out. Is that clear!” Then he started

MY EVICTION
I was far from surprised when I heard my name. I saw it coming.

I was born with a flat feet, umbilical hernia (i.e. a painless prominent navel) and poor right eye vision. For as long as I can remember, distanced objects appear very blurry when viewed using only my right eye (with my left eye closed). I never thought it was something to worry about because I have perfect sight with my both eyes working.

All these were flagged during the medical tests and I was reviewed based on them again.

It was with a broken heart that I picked up my kaya and jogged to the drill shed to await further instructions.


Indeed, over half of the candidates were evicted based on medical and psychological grounds. In fact, Ogun state saw over 20 of its candidates sent packing, leaving behind just 4!

After calling out the names, the board members came to address us. A lucky few who were evicted for being overweight were called out and asked to go back and join up. Then the rest of us were individually called out and told the reasons for our eviction afterwhich our beloved tags were taken away from us.

As I left NDA gate, hot tears flowed down my cheeks. I was evicted for features my God created me with and not what I acquired. It was really painful.

But in everything, I give Him the glory because He knows the end from the beginning.

I will be dropping the fun part of life in NDA, the psyching from the officers and soldiers that made some candidates run away, the jobs we served and the pertinent lectures about the Army we got from Captain Abdullahi.

Stay tuned

GOD BLESS THE NIGERIAN ARMY! GOD BLESS CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF

op, you are a photocopy of me. The features that disqualified you, are the exact same features that I possess, and I have always desired to join the army and being a Medical Doctor, to be a military Doctor. But I guess, I shouldn't bother with the army dreams anymore.

UzuegbuProsper:
FIRST IMO TUNNEL AND PROPAGANDA SURROUNDING IT

The first Imo Tunnel was the first of such construction in the State. The construction of the tunnel at the Concorde junction by Portharcourt was borne out of good intentions by the Govt of the day in Imo to improve on and ease traffic congestion around that area and add to aesthetics in comformity with Urban Renewal of the State in general. But,because of the bad intentions, and bitterness borne in mind by detractors and enemies of the State,the Tunnel constructed out of noble idea has suddenly become a tool for propaganda. Yes,a Tool For Propaganda in the hands of microscopic few mainly Youthswho do not have the interest of Imo our dear State at heart.

Few days ago,some few Imo Youths operating under the aegis of Frontline Social Media Team just woke up at middle of the day and discovered that water percolates under the tunnel under construction. They went as far as uploading pictures of the flooded tunnel just to hoodwink the unsuspecting public into believing the project was substandard. Before taking the individuals serious here,a reasonable and sane person would want to know why it was just two days ago percolation of such magnitude was noticed by the so called Group.

The tunnel was not just opened for use two or three days ago. It's on record that the tunnel has been in use for months now and no such flooding was noticed, as motorists ply under the tunnel. Which goes a long way to prove that something was responsible for flooding of the tunnel some days ago. Yes,the Nigerian Metrological Agency(NIMET) had predicted a forthnight ago about flooding of some places in the Country occasioned by heavy rains. If the members of this Group would be sincere enough to make the truth their own,they would have been privy to flood reports in some parts of Kaduna,Lagos,Benin,Kogi States and our own Imo respectively. If no such flooding had occurred within the tunnel before now and such occurred just three days ago around the tunnel,then the predictions by NIMET came to pass. The photos below shows the members of the Group at The Tunnel Site taking pictures. Even,at the point of their taking these pictures, there was no sign of flooding in the tunnel. This reveals the intentions behind the activities of this group.

This Group had also brought Enugu Tunnel and Imo Tunnel into comparison. It is imperative to know at this juncture that,The design concepts of the two tunnels are the same. But,the construction principles cum details are not same. In the case of Enugu tunnel,the ground level/topography was not altered. The tunnel was constructed of which after, laterite was piled up above it to create the impression a tunnel was bore through the rocks. With such design concept no noticeable flooding takes place. But,in the case of Imo, the Portharcourt road level was maintained which necessitated excavations underground to create the tunnel passing under the existing Portharcourt Road. With such construction, there tends to be noticeable flooding by runoffs generated therein. Is not as if there are no drainage facilities in the tunnel to address flooding. There is. The tunnel is under Test Run. Even,at this point the tunnel is still under construction as there is work in progress of which the members of this Group are fully aware.

Now that defaults are being noticed on the well thought out tunnel which was one of the reasons why the Imo Tunnel is undergoing Test Run, one would expect any sane,reasonable, sound-minded individual(s) to mount a constructive criticism and if possible profer solutions than destructive criticism. There is nothing wrong in suggesting to a Govt what can be done to address some issues from opposition. But,in a situation where the opposition members in Imo are bereft of such ideas that tends to solve problems, those are the kind of what u see here. Always looking for issues to cash in on,most atimes none issues.

Now,that such default has been noticed, corrective measures are put in place. The Responsive Govt of Owelle Rochas Okorocha is on top of the matter towards addressing the issues noticed to forestall future occurrence. No Shaking.

Imo State wu nke anyi,whether one likes it or not and It Must Be Better In Our Time.

Compiled By;

Asiwaju Ohalete Wisdom.

op, your lies and sycophancy knows no boundary!!!! You are one of the reasons others take igbos as jokers!!!! Have you ever visited okigwe? many parts of IMO state are complete eyesores!!!! Rochas is a huge disgrace to IMO state! May God keep ur life and that of ur family the same way rochas is keeping IMO state. if you agree, shout a resounding AMEN!!!

Igbos are a special set of people. I'm so proud of my race, that if I should come to this world a billion times, I wanna still be Onye Igbo.

amadioha, and sango come together purnish that bastard called owu!!!!!!!!!

mycece:
A man is not a man until he drives a BMW!

ara gbaa gi dia!!!!!!

okay naa... naija is a country of one day, one weird story. God help us.

contactmorak:
This youthful man has taken to social media and flaunted his aged white lover, who is old enough to be his grandmother if not ancestor. She is said to be above 70 years of age. Is this true love? What did this young man see in such an old woman? Can she even rise up to the occasion? This and more are the questions begging for answer.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/photos-of-youth-his-over-70yrs-old.html

I can stake mynd44's ballz dat dis guy is from the wild wild west!

my people my people..... Hapu!!!! To carry drug and do scam, no easy!!! na morale and brain them dey use do am! anybody wey say e easy, make e try make e see!!!! Onye o na ewe, ya tinye isi n'ohia!!!!

at 17yrs, she say na old man sugar cane, better pass for am!!!!!!! well, ife onye n'acho ka o n'afu!!!! mtcheeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Fits her!!!!

viviangist:
http://leadership.ng/sports/547789/rio-olympics-senate-to-probe-sports-minister-noc

thunder fire the useless senate committee!!!!!!! wwadafaq!!!!!!!!!

tosin400:
Comic actor Sanyeri has finally resolved the conflicts he had with his beautiful wife of many years.


her beautiful wife, Hawawu Omolara Afonja is now painting Ibadan red in a beautiful Honda car her hubby recently bought for her.

Sanyeri’s marriage almost crashed in 2014 after he allegedly impregnated one of his interns.


Nice one.

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/24/photo-comic-actor-sanyeri-bought-new-car-for-his-wife/

op sef!!!! that's 2006 model Toyota Highlander, o boy!!!

This man and his ineptitude sef!!!! In his mind, he has alleviated the problems of education sector!!! Ikpeazu go and pay workers' and teachers' salary!!!! clueless governor!!!!

discusant:
Umuahia is fine.

Abia is like Imo state. The two are unique in Nigeria.

Unique in the sense that indegenes of areas where the capital city of the two states are located do not want any atom of development from the state governments to be extend beyond the state capital.

o boy you can lie well well o. umuahia is so far d worst state capital in SE.... even Abakaliki is by far better, with very wonderful road network. I'm not sure u av visited umuahia lately, its really pathetic... sentiments aside, ikpeazu has NOTHING to offer Abia state. He has been contending with money bags, and has been wining and dining with devils, and therefore has to offer sacrifices(Abia state money)... so, how can u expect him to deliver? by auctioning off his ballz, and rod There is no worker in Abia state that is not being owed up to 6months salary, except his cabinet members. The part that annoys me, is the blind sentiments of ngwa people, whose lands and roads are being dilapidated daily, yet all the yearning for development they can express is "he is our son"!!!!! Can a group of people ever be more stewpid than these people, biko nu??!

oyinkinola:
Igbo is a trader that benefited from our monetary misappropriate in the market, igbo bags millions via Billions on the missing of 1k,50k...100kobo, ₦1,₦2,₦3,₦4 in the circulation, if there are these currency in the market today, the excuse of No change is averted and the exorbitant profit igbo trader made from poor masses would stop! and the value of ₦aira will gear-up!
Although this may not be true! some even said Godwin Emefiele is working for the traders, and that he knows the misappropriation in monetary system lead to cheating of the mediocre income of poor but turn deaf hear to the people complain, he simply pretend of not know anything!
What economist will left the pocket or 70% Nigerian at the mercy of the wicked trader! CBN can't backing the seller upon the buyer and expect Nigeria economy prospered, Godwin Emefiele must be fired now!

I wonder why some parents should give downs syndrome patient a phone to type shït on nairaland!!!!!!

it should av been CONFUSED and PSYCHOTIC, cos a confused man is always open, to proper direction, but a psychotic man,.....eleyi gidi gan!!!!!

Fulani, dey their land, dey lord over dem.... dey take their women as sex slaves, and their men as servants at that very Ilorin!!! they won't reclaim it, na Benin dem wan chook eye go!!!! very soon even Sango sef go reject them! bunch of losers afonjas!!!!

so, na africanus ukparasia capture dem??!!!! ... who disturb africanus when him bin dey terrorize Niger Delta, as a militant?? His cup is almost full shaa.

if him wan die make him die naa!!!! Who he epp?

msochi, u no get love o... do you know that Pontiac solstice is one of the cheapest cars u can get in the US?

BayLord01:
– Oba Riliwan Akiolu expressed optimism in Buhari’s ability to turn Nigeria around

– He begged Niger Delta Avengers to embrace peace

– The Lagos monarch noted that violence would not solve the problem

The Oba of Lagos, Oba Riliwan Akiolu I has sent a message to members of the Niger Delta Avengers to stop the violence and give peace a chance.

The group has claimed responsibility for series of bombing of oil and gas pipelines in the Niger Delta region which has affected Nigeria’s output of oil and the economy.

NAN reports that the Lagos monarch made the plea at his palace on Saturday, August 20 during the celebration of the Isese Festival in Isale Eko area of Lagos Island.
“I want to use this medium to appeal to the Niger Delta Avengers to give peace a chance.

“I agree to some extent with them that certain things have to be done for them, but they just have to give peace a chance and things will work for them.

“They should stop and put their grievances on the table and the government will address it. It is not too late to mend.”
The Oba expressed optimism in the ability of President Muhammadu Buhari to turn the country around for good.

“I am confident that the economy of the country, under the leadership of President Muhammadu Buhari, will change for good because our president is focused.”

“Let us cooperate with the government. Do not take laws into your hands and always inform the security agencies wherever there are criminal activities.”

A few weeks ago, the monarch advised President Buhari against approaching governance as a military man.

He said Buhari should realize that he is no longer a military man and be civil in his approach.

Source: https://www.naij.com/935909-oba-lagos-sends-message-niger-delta-avengers.html

cowardly and parasitic afonja!!!!

oyinkinola:
At this critical economics situation in Nigeria, any office holder performed bellow expectation must be fired, Emefiele is biased, he give full support to the traders which squandered the mediocre income of poor, and also lead to the depreciation of Naira all blame on inflation! if the CBN sided the traders(sellers) upon the buyers then CBN is intentional killing ₦aira. Rule of market stated that,the seller protected the value of commodities while the buyer protected the value of money(₦) CBN is the referee! why CBN backing the traders upon the consumer?:

At 21st century Nigerian is still yet to know how monetary system function, in the market trade is in all form of arrangement in transactions, although in any sound economics nation, transaction done to the nearest centimes, the buyer negotiates to the smallest amount he preferred the goods worth, and the seller bid for the highest price possible! when they get to the acceptable price, then that's the price of the goods and also the real value of the money paid!
To let this work,the money used in transaction must be in the smallest denomination to the the price of the smallest goods in the market of a given nation! The higher denomination in market force the price of the commodities upon the real value of the goods hereby rendered the money valueless, also the effect of no change leading to cheating and violated the rules of market, in which only negotiation--bid can determine the real price of any commodity!
In Nigeria market today the seller had been raised upon the buyer, they were the market gods, this is unfair and it's rendered the money valueless because, when goods value is protected by the seller, the value of the money is protected by the buyer! that's how the market function in the monetary system.
In a market where there is a goods worth's ₦1.50k, it's an abuse and violation of market rules to have ₦5 as the least denomination. It means we intentionally empowered the seller against the buyer...that is upgrade the goods value against the money value in the market! it is criminal.

nwokem, zuzuru manye aka na nsi aboky!!!!

shinarambo1:
are you okay

oui Monsieur

O boy, go school u no gree!!!!! That's a normal fish, though av forgotten the name... Its not any end time crap!!!