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Health / Re: Hit And Run: Policewoman, Utabor Helen, Cries For Help by gracealonev: 8:47am On Dec 13, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
The Nigeria Police officer Mrs utabor Helen who is serving under Edo Unit has cried out for help from good Nigerians to come to her aide, as she is in need of N1.5Million to treat her leg which was broken during an accident.
Mrs Helen was said to be on duty as a Traffic officer on the ill-fated duty when a road commuter who drove against traffic ran into her and got her seriously injured. CCTV footage as since being provided to review the incident to trace culprit driver. She has since being taken to 3 different hospital to no avail due lack of funds requested by the Facility to go ahead for Treatment & medications .

Mrs Helen utabor is the Same police woman in the viral video seeking for help when arrested driver held her hostage in the widely spreaded video on the internet shouting [i]"HELP ME ! HELP ME!! HE DEY CARRY ME DEY GO WHERE I NO KNOW HELP ME![/i] which as been widely used by commedians, skit content creators & musicians, example is the Music of Asake.

Now she need the real HELP! We can help publicize this again now!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0wzb_HoA19/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

But..... Your English is bad.
Haba!
Romance / Re: Why Women Say This "Deceptive" Phrase When They Cheat - Plus How It Can Help You by gracealonev: 9:35pm On Dec 12, 2023
Popular statements by women after being caught red-handed, cheating:

1. It's not what you think;
2. Babe, I can explain.

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Politics / Re: FG Flags Off ₦‎20,000 Cash Transfer To Vulnerable Groups In Kogi by gracealonev: 10:58am On Dec 07, 2023
APC ward level membership register is the building block for national cash transfer register.

Ok now.

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Education / Re: Lady With 3rd Class In Nigerian University Bags 100% Masters In UK University by gracealonev: 2:53pm On Dec 05, 2023
misreal:
Yeah.
That is the sadistic nature of Nigerian universities.

I don't believe she got 100%. If they tell me she got distinction grade, I would readily agree.

Did she get 100% in her project as well?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Who Can't Explain Their Sources Of Wealth Would Be Arrested, Charged.. by gracealonev: 11:28am On Dec 05, 2023
Paramount01:



Your is A. P. C not politician, I can see your problem is the election you lost

Your condition is called Stockholm syndrome.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: I Will Be Insulted If I Mention People Importing Fake Drugs by gracealonev: 11:00am On Dec 04, 2023
tommy589:
Fake ventolin inhalers?

Are you surprised?
The late late Prof Dora Akunyili once claimed that she lost a sister because they were buying fake insulin for her.

People are wicked.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Who Can't Explain Their Sources Of Wealth Would Be Arrested, Charged.. by gracealonev: 10:37am On Dec 04, 2023
Then you should begin with APC hierarchy.

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Politics / Re: Cost Of Living In Nigeria Is Cheaper Than UK Or US by gracealonev: 8:17pm On Dec 03, 2023
MEEVEET:

Lmao

It cost you 1 hour to earn that money in the UK... Ok minimum wage ooh

In Nigeria it would take you just over a week to earn that on minimum wage

So please do you calculations again

What surprises me is that, even some vegetables like carrots are way cheaper here in the UK. Only cucumber and African food are cheaper in Nigeria.
Food / Re: The Chicken I Bought 6500 - Good Or Bad Bargain? by gracealonev: 7:07pm On Dec 03, 2023
Acidosis:
Put on a weighing scale. Anything below 2.5-3kg is a total waste of money.

Mind you, he bought a live chicken, not frozen.

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Politics / Re: A Caucasian Woman Blocked President Tinubu At COP28 Summit In Dubai by gracealonev: 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2023
danijesus:
Disgrace!

Well, I was about to joke that new laws should prohibit 🚫 a short person from becoming the president but, on a second thought, the last guy was just tall for nothing. cool
Sports / Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by gracealonev: 6:56pm On Dec 01, 2023
And who told you that our guy was happy to receive this 'home-based' puppy?

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Rapper, 2PM’s Body Made To Stand At His Funeral Ceremony (Photos) by gracealonev: 2:46pm On Nov 30, 2023
Sunset at 2 pm.
Condolences to his family.

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Politics / Re: National Lottery Commission's Billions Vanish! Faces N252M Deficit Shock! by gracealonev: 10:33am On Nov 28, 2023
cool
Naijabet.
Naija is a gamble as a country.

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Politics / Re: The 62 Lagos Township And Their Founders by gracealonev: 10:23am On Nov 28, 2023
PoliteActivist:


And we are just to take your word for it, right?

I have read about Isheri Olofin from other sources. It should be correct.

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Investment / Re: Dangote Plans Listing $20bn Refinery On Nigerian Stock Exchange by gracealonev: 10:19am On Nov 28, 2023
Just the same way he cashed out from the masses with Dangote Sugar.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara, Benue, 7 States, FCT Failed To Generate Revenue From LGAs In 2022 - by gracealonev: 9:15am On Nov 23, 2023
If Rivers did not come first, then auditors should review the activities of Obio/Akpor LG which aggressively generates revenues, even more than some state governments.

N2.5b for the entire state is a blatant lie, because Obio/Akpor could conveniently generate that within a month!

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Politics / Re: FG To Expel Prison Controllers ‘taking Bribe To Lock Up Poor People’ by gracealonev: 12:05am On Nov 23, 2023
Most mad men in Enugu are in the prison.
Health / Re: Osun Woman Refuses Free Surgery To Remove Her Goitre; Asks For 300,000 Instead. by gracealonev: 10:17am On Nov 22, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
What are they waiting for?
Give her the money she needs it more than her ailments
Who knows it's might be her source of living

She knows that, with the goitre removed, people may decline to give her money in the future.

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Politics / Re: Confusion As A’court’s Certified Judgment Upholds Gov. Abba Yusuf’s Election by gracealonev: 8:24am On Nov 22, 2023
Nigerian judiciary!
More corrupt than the police and INEC put together.
Politics / Re: We Have Removed All Obstacles Hindering Business In Nigeria – Tinubu by gracealonev: 7:33am On Nov 21, 2023
The next unnecessary obstacle is the fraudulent use of Remita in paying everything government. The monopoly is a deliberate stunt to fleece Nigerians.

Imagine, if I need to pay IKEDC N200,000 electricity bill, I will be charged the same basic N100 transaction fee.. Meanwhile, paying through Remita, you'll be charged huge percentage as if paying to government is a special project. Imagine, I had to pay N2,500 as Remita fees on N50,000 hostel accommodation for my ward in the university.

Now, think of a businessman that needs to make something like N20m payment for customs levy, how much would be Remita fee.

We understand the charges go to different pockets within the bureaucracy.

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Travel / Re: Japa Confusion: Where Can One Study Cheap by gracealonev: 3:35pm On Nov 20, 2023
Benin Republic, where you'll be taught by Asari Dokubo.
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Liberia Presidential Run-off: Opposition's Boakai Maintains Slim Lead by gracealonev: 11:51am On Nov 17, 2023
PlayMaker14:
George Weah should better place a call across to the prolific Manhood Yakubu to assist him....

He is good at dribbling votes to your favour, can also create chance from Nowhere and make you get 1million votes even if your population is 500,000. That's how good he is.

He needs to compare notes with Oyetola and Ganduje, both of APC, on the 2018/9 experiences.
Politics / Re: How Successive Governments Received Abacha's Loot by gracealonev: 9:24am On Nov 16, 2023
Meanwhile, Abacha's major front and partner-in-crime, Bagudu, has been a key member of this irredeemable APC government.

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Sports / Re: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by gracealonev: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2023
briggster:


Get your facts right man. Mikel was dropped by Siasia for his bloated ego.
So what did you expect? After he rejected invites for the qualifiers. Would that have been fair to the lads that sweated it out?
Sports / Re: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by gracealonev: 10:47pm On Nov 13, 2023
Mike Obi and Vincent Enyeama refused to join the Dream Team for 2008 Beijing Olympics. I believe their involvement could have made a difference for our team in clinching the gold medal. But, however, the joke is on both of them.
Sports / Re: VAR Finally Lands In Nigeria And Gets Tested During NNL Preseason Game by gracealonev: 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2023
BOSSkesh:
No it should not
We’ve definitely not reached that level

You guys all know what Nigerian 🇳🇬 version of anything means!
Romance / Re: Elderly Woman Cries Out: I Want To Be Somebody’s Wife Or Girlfriend (Video) by gracealonev: 10:59am On Nov 09, 2023
May you not run into the hands of a Yahoo boy. You would then prefer your being single.

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Politics / Re: Niger State Demands 13% Derivation From Oil Revenue; Threatens To Shut Kanji Dam by gracealonev: 4:59am On Nov 08, 2023
The governor is not current ane a semi-illiterate.
They already have a development commission
for hydro power producing states.

Now, I expect Lagos to fight for its own share of port abd importation activities.

Guyman01:
Niger State is more than Netherlands and Belgium combined in land size but cannot feed itself, (this is for those who always say that South East has a small landmass,) most of the milk used by Mai Shayi to make tea in Nigeria comes from cows in small Netherlands while Fulani herdsmen slaughters the population to use their farm crops to feed their Kwashiokod cows.

I expected the hardworking Governor of Niger State to ask Peter Obi how he planned to transform the state into a productive state during the campaigns with all those huge expanse of fertile lands wasting away but instead he is looking at more money from Niger Delta oil which NNPCL is already telling us is not available for Dangote refinery.

Meanwhile 70% of Nigeria power generation comes from Niger Delta gas while 27% is from hydro, so if he shuts down the dams the country won't be in total darkness and he lacks the capacity to do it because it will cause massive flooding if you don't release the water
Politics / Re: Alaba Lawson Was Respresentation Of Grace And Strenght - Bukola Olopade by gracealonev: 7:20pm On Oct 30, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: Nord Unveils Its New Vehicle, Norda5 by gracealonev: 10:35am On Oct 28, 2023
Onucs:
There is nothing spectacular about this design as we have seen the likes before.

Contact us for your project writing👇👇

This is innovative unlike copy and paste illegal project writing work
Politics / Re: If Obi Had Won Nigeria Muslims May Faced What Gaza Is Currently Facing - Omokri by gracealonev: 5:30am On Oct 12, 2023
Now we can all see that Reno Omokri has lost it!

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Food / Re: Erisco Foods Arrests Chioma Egodi For Saying There Is Too Much Sugar In Tomato by gracealonev: 9:36pm On Sep 25, 2023
Bliss24:
cool


Support Local manufacturers

Erisco is 100% local and only puree company that patronize local farmers

The problem with this IPOB youth is they talk carelessly online like they are invisible or mobs would protect them

PS:

Proper headline

Erisco reported to the authority debranding and demarketing of their products

Police authority took action to invite the culprit

Erisco did not arrest anyone, they reported a complaint


.

They only have to present their own truth.
They shouldn't be like the Rev Fr. that keeps arresting detaining students who complain on social media about his mediocre university.

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