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wow he tried, except for khaleesis', didn't come close at all

rattlesnake:
I went to gtb today a half caste girl came and all heads turned

Let's stop deceiving ourselves

and you have never seen heads turn when a beautiful black lady walks into a room
don't be myopic!

ameryzzy:
wellllll..... it depends

on what

AgapeCharis:
You like?

not really, its kinda conspicuous?
don't change it sha it makes u unique

AgapeCharis:
Hahaha
Oya which someborri are you wooing

noborri for now, & what's with the purple-colored fonts ?

AgapeCharis:
Which girlfriends
Utilize this opportunity now bae

pfft! who's ur bae
bae ni bae ko *smacks tongue*

elantraceey:
Gracile here's your chance

no way! you want charis's girlfriends to finish me tohday abi

AgapeCharis:
Happy Sunday folks. May this week usher in mouth-opening blessings in your life. Have a blessed day ahead
HFOG
Gracile
Specialist900
Evina
Elantraceey
LordReed
Alezy
Lepetitechic
Dechandel
Ipledge
Kachisbarbie
Kika23
Ideology
Bejeria101
Odunharry
BreezyRita

thanks dear.

elantraceey:
Sorry am late , wharris it?

sry dr, was only trying to call u to help me n urself extract somtin from him! Cos charis is hiding somtin vital from us

AgapeCharis:
Tell you what exactly?

the juju you are using for ur threads na

Acekidc4:
Gracile

Wooing you is like Wooing Cat. I walk half way and wait for you to meet me in the Middle.

Holding out my hand in a gentle gesture, I let you sniff me out to determine whether or not I'm a Threat.

I don't Speak too Loudly!!
I don't Move too Quickly, and i certainly don't touch without your Express Permission.

You Rarely answer me when I call on you , but instead of allowing bitterness to build within me, I'm learning to enjoy the surprise of your unexpected presence.

Your elusiveness challenge my self esteem, yet your Beauty rebukes My Insecurity.
I cannot gain your affection by Force. Indeed, I could only Succeed in reaping resentment; but there is Beauty to be found in the tenderness that is freely Given. This are the true words i pour out to you from my Heart Gracile.

Cc: Dygeasy

is dat all u got









Wao! That was so sweet, i'm charmed

AgapeCharis:

Where you sabi Tracey?

ok shebi i no de nairaland again you can tell me now and i won't say a word to her I'll even modify it before it's too late.. choice is urs

AgapeCharis:
Fixed
Are you in for it?

infact forget about it, i have a better way
make Elantraceey come first, I gat somin for her haha

saintTim:
Pity the poor guy naah

No, this one na survival of the fittest o no time abeg
next :8

AgapeCharis:
How much you go pay?

kai charis u haf spoil! money is the root of all evil o *pouts*

[quote author=malonephill post=31470770][/quote]OMG!! this is hilarious!

Acekidc4:
How can u call dis Start-up line??

Accept my Proposal n give me d Go ahead to Woo You!!!

oho :O you haven't started?!
you have 5seconds to commence, and your time starts now!!!

AgapeCharis:
Na one special juju o. You can't expose me cos you need it

ok i yield, i need it. so tell me already na... I'm itching to know

that pix is scary please for nightmare sake!

AgapeCharis:
This topic ought to be an interesting one though. I wonder why it hasn't gotten to 11 pages.

Gracile bribe me make I give you one juju wey go pack people come here

eh ehn i don catch u! so na juju u been de use all while eh?! oya tell me now else I'll expose you!

Acekidc4:
Sure Girl. Ow is gonna Be??

gosh.. for how long have u been wooing girls with this.. what do i call it 'start-up line'

oluwadamilolah:
I'm a good cook and i would like to marry a man that can cook, cos when am pregnant and lazy I'll be able to eat good food.

Lol.. that was smart.

Acekidc4:
I Woo Gracile.







Gracile what do you think??

hulala..I think it's gonna be fun!









we've met here before right

passionate88:
A female friend once told me that she wouldn't like to marry a guy like me, her number 1 reason is that she can't use food as a means of protest when they quarrel

Lol, she's right o
women been using food to punish their husbands since 1901

Raphael81:
Please how does it feel to be heartbroken? i have never had such experience

trust me, you don't wanna

Lwkmrun..
Lmao @1st and last pic

naijaboiy:
so you love to know how you are looking when you are eating.

HmMm

Do you also take selfies during sex?

now that you've mentioned it, will give it a try someday

his choice of color doesn't flatter his looks at all! he looks like a maltina bottle painted blue & white sorry..

shadowgwalker:
oh!really? me too honey

back to sender by fire!!
God punish you if you quote me again