Good one but the effects could be counter-productive if the Governors converts the already existing Vigilantee groups to such security network and hence, make them their errand Boyz.

E go bloody.

For the records, the young man didn't break the record complete, he should have made it 6, representing the 6 continent excluding the Actarctical.
Anyways, maybe he thought South/North America is one continent.

Hmmm!!!

I thought cravings are like reflex action, so it can be controlled?? Judging from your last statement.

OdefaGirl:



Yen yen yen..... Come and get pregnant nah if e easy for you.

You could have made your point without downgrading the female genders. Your own sef go worse. Comot for road make we see abeg. Women that brings forth lives and their system changes automatically without their permissions. What you should talk about is... Everything should be done in moderation and love. I won't allow hubby to leave by 1am to go buy me whatever because of cravings. So if you don't know what to say... Shut up

I am a male, so by that very fact, I am off the hook, sincerely, this seems like a big catch.

Meerahbel:
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Female Administrative & Accounting Officer

Location: Oniru, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Responsibilities

Carry out all accounting functions and preparing the cash books.
Liaise with the external auditors for the auditing of the financial statements. Prepare the financial statements of the company at year end.
Bank reconciliation statements. Tracking payment to internal and external stakeholders.
Attend meeting with the stakeholders.
Prepare and submit invoices to customers.
Track until payment is made, create reminders or reminders if needed.
Manage office supplies stock and place orders
Prepare regular reports on expenses and office budgets. Prepare minutes of meetings.
Maintain and update company databases.
Organize a filing system for important and confidential company documents.
Answer queries by employees and clients.
Update office policies as needed.
Ensure validity of all company certification (including staff personnel).
It is your responsibility to start the processes in good time to ensure consistent validity.
Maintain a company calendar and schedule appointments.
Book meeting rooms as required.
Distribute and store correspondence (e.g. letters, emails and packages).
Prepare reports and presentations with statistical data, as assigned.
Arrange travel and accommodations.
Take on special projects as assigned by management.
Handle employees’ salaries
Handle importation documents.
Manage and maintain office facility and equipment.
Requirements

A Degree in Accounting, Finance, or a related field is preferred.
2-3 years’ experience is required.
Must be a female for gender balance.
The ideal candidate should have a strong background in finance and accounting, as well as excellent organizational, communication, and analytical skills.
The candidate should be proficient in using accounting software, such as QuickBooks or SAP, and have experience with Microsoft Office Suite.
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: cv@ascentech.com.ng using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

wittywriter:

Saw your email request but i have no more access to it so kindly drop your digits or email you'll be reached.

09075751777.
Thanks for your prompt response.

Me too dey find job oooo, seriously.... anyone with legit link should keep me posted.

I have 7 years working experience as an MIS/Data Entry Staff in a financial institution.

God bless Us, All!!!

ugodson:
Abuja boys uses girls spiritually they dont die physically but they will be useless for life.
What i dont understand is if these guys use spiritual means of getting money why not do the one they will disappear when Danger is around

Why do only the Money part

Money ritual is a myth, it doesn't really work but people indulge in it.

Thanks Man for this elaborate point(s) you just dropped.

pansophist:
Ideally, none of them. But to pick the lesser of evils, or the less dangerous devil, then it's Turkey. Turkey is arguably a regional power, is western focused and very wealthy as a country.

It's a business hub also if you're business minded. Africans are there a lot. I've been to Turkey few times and generally likes it there. They are very friendly and people will rush to take pics with you.

You can teach English there, be an exporter snd so much more. It all depends on your smartness. It also have a border with the EU (via Bulgaria), so it's up to you to find out how you can cross over.

Tell me more about Finland?

What does it cost and takes to process everything and the timeframe?

gforce5:
OP, avoid those countries like a plague. Oman is an Islamic country and has zero employment opportunities for non-citizens. Turkey is dealing with an economic crisis and has just re-elected a right wing socialist who sees himself as the new Ataturk. Cyprus (both north and south) has zero economic opportunities for hustlers. You need to increase your income in order to JAPA to a reasonable country. Try Finland (citizenship guaranteed within 5 years), France (low tuition fees and citizenship within 5 years) or Brazil (nice place for business, similar mentality to Nigeria and guaranteed citizenship within a short period). Be prepared to learn a new language as it helps a lot.

Mr. You seems to have an indepth knowledge and awareness about travelling stuffs, do you mind telling me more about those recommended countries, especially that of Finland, like their visa and everything involved while shedding light on any other countries too that's affordable and rewarding to travel to.
Thanks

online4business:
The 3 are like shithole Cyrus is more dangerous than Nigeria spent 10 years living there 3 years was fruitful untill I meet the cartel.

Oman if you're not a strong Muslim you might end up working for nothing.


Turkey presently have challenges don't go and complicate your life.

If you have funds try going to Finland or Norway.


Better still carry money enter Gambia or ivory coast.

Senior Man, which one or ones come dey useful now so, suggestion please

tensazangetsu20:
Cyprus is useless. Turkey has economic issues. Oman has nothing except you wanna become an Arab slave.

Do you mind suggesting to me a more better country apart from the aforementioned coz it seems you're well informed about it??
Thanks.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The 3 countries you mentioned have got nothing to offer you. Expand your finances and increase your options.

Do you mind telling me the reason (s)??
I really want to know why you suggested that very country.
Thanks

emperor4love:
Go turkey

Why do you suggest that??

madridguy:
Stay in Nigeria.

Just recently I started comparing Turky, Cyprus And Oman, thinking about the one which is the best to travel to while factoring living standard, currency exchange value and visa readiness option and most importantly, getting something to do easily that will fetch you some bucks legitimately once you land there.

Urgent and reliable suggestion (s) will be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

Of a truth, if truly you want to trend faster and wider, relocate to Lagos coz it remains the epicenter of wide and divergent coverage...
No caps.

I expect Man U to lift this trophy not because I want the fanz, the coach and players to brag with it, but to enable the club get more quality players from the proceeds and layoff the lazy ones...Shikena

From And By TOE

I recall my Youth Service days in Sokoto, a young man, fresh out of school, enjoying the drinks we could afford (lol) and unsure about the next steps.

In my uncertainty, I was sure of one thing, I will stand out wherever I found myself, through hard work and resilience.

I had always admired the banking profession, for one, I loved that the guys in the profession were always impeccably dressed… suspenders were a huge thing then, and I wanted to look like them.

A few years later, after my Masters, I saw the application for graduates with a minimum of 2:1 in All States Trust Bank, this aligned with what I wanted for my life, but my 2:2 grade did not make me qualified, still, I applied, because I identified what I wanted in life and I was going to work towards it. I put in my application and said “Even though I do not meet these requirements if you give me that chance, I will prove myself”. I got this job and spent every day proving myself and earning my luck in the bank.

Do it afraid and do it unsure! To the young ones out there, especially those who just passed out of NYSC yesterday, this is my message to you. The world needs your courage.

#FlashbackFriday

#TOEWay

You may still want to know what employers look out for in our today's world, your grade maybe taking a back seat.
Order of hierarchy;
Good communication skills
Interpersonal skills
Customer relation
Managerial skill
Human resource management etc.

From the TOE himself as narrated above,
Indeed, so many must have imagined that his success story maybe attributed to his academic grade, but inspiring write up sums it up that grade/qualification is just an entrance, what you can offer opens the doorway.
Thanks for this, Senior Man!!!

A Blessed And Joyous New Month To Us, All!!!

In this new month of February, all our hopes, earnest wishes and expectations shall come to pass, and most especially usher in a new dawn in governance in our beloved country in this forthcoming election.

National Population Commission

Pmedia7787:


What's NPC please

I see!!
Meanwhile, what are the relevant documents that they requested from you??
And when exactly is this very exercise ending? Lastly, did you receive a similar text message in this format below or through your email?
"You are invited for census screening exercise tomorrow 26/1/2023.
Venue: Ika National hall, Agbor
Time:9am prompt
Come with you documents, pls

captain2020:



Go to your local government area for screening. Your status will Change after screening. I just did mine today

I just got this customized text message from census, did you receive similar message? If yes, how authentic is it because I dashed the portal to confirm if my application status has turned from pending to approved, it was still showing pending.
Urgent response, please.

Her unwavering patience and hope in the giver of children must have done this....
Alleluia!!!

Nazo u believe Man U reach.....
Seriously bro, this match dey do me up and down....make I nor lie

prinsam31:
if United win assnall, the first 3 nairalanders that quote me will get a Richarge card of 500naira each.... Good luck guys

Have they release names of the adhoc staff that applied??
Urgent response, please

Brotherly, there's nothing like greed here, is to make up for these years we have been underperforming. Abi how u see am na

Scamburster:

My man u fan mate you are too greedy nah.

A critical look at this result gives Man U ample opportunity to do the unexpected if truly they are back, because since they are currently available in the league game and other competitions they are at advantage to lift 1 or 2 trophies or even lift all.

EPL: 4 posi ( with 21 games left out of 38)
Carabao: Semi finalist
FA: Pushing It
Europa: Gamed...
How I wish them fit lift all self, surprise the fans and shock everybody. GGMU

Like someone specifically spotted that old school mates reunion is an avenue to rekindle their past reminds me of the movie titled: Friend Request. I think that sums it up.
This is why I still adhere to the school of taught that , nothing is like or can be compared to marrying a virgin. Our world is messed up because of fornication cum adultery to a very high degree.

Which of the currency denomination did they even redesign; is it all notes abi some selected few (like 200, 500 and 1000)??

sissoko89:
Igbo Amaka




https://www.instagram.com/p/CnCLRZ0MaDs/?igshid=OGQ2MjdiOTE=

From the analogy above, especially at the ending part, it shows it is by force payment and not by free will due to the burial bottleneck attached to the whole scenario and custom palava.
Good luck to them, anyways

I have watched some interesting movies that really reshaped my view about life generally, ranging from Love, empathy, compassion, bravery, what the heart really wants, faith, forgiveness, repentance and grace, politics, IT world, belief and custom, etc
Below Are Some Of My All Time Best Collections (both local and foreign) in no particular order;
War Room.
Mortal Kombat.
I am in love with a church girl.
Last Occult.
Hard way.
Qualizer 2000.
50-50.
More than gold.
Don't fight it.
Legend of the seeker.
A man called god.
Mara and Clara.
Izaga.
Isakaba.
Matrix.
Scorpion.
Acrimony.
24.
Into the badlands.
Drunken Master.
Shaolin Temple.
Bad comment.
Lockdown.
Power.
Empire.
Sleepy Hollow.
Spelling Bee.
Sacred Tradition and
End Game.
N.B: the list is endless, however let me stop here.

You can add yours, too.
Welcoming You All To 2023!!!

Few Weeks Ago, I stumbled on a news outlet that the National Population Commission is recruiting towards the forth coming population census come next year, 2023.
So I casually registered and it was successful. This morning I just thought I should visit the site again and see what next, but when I entered my application ID on the field provided in their site, I saw application status "pending".
My Main emphasis is; when is it ending and how will I know my application has been approved. Will the status change from "pending" to "approved" or "received", and after that, what next?

See the screenshot below.
Mods, kindly do the needful for many might be expecting this news as well.
Thanks.