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chronique:
You are on your own, man. My former parish of my church used to share a fence with a Cele church. During one of our sanitation days, I was with the assistant pastor and we noticed something on the floor at back of the church where we were clearing bush. Two humanlike images made of wax were bound together and had been in that small bush for a while... He asked for a stick and carefully separated both of them and threw them away in separate directions. When I asked, he said it was a man and woman tied together spiritually and if both waxed images melt together, they can never be separated for life. He has had the experience of worshipping in Cele way back... I don't understand the type of Christianity those folks practice but I strongly see it as idol worshipping in a coded form.

hmmm....

With this sort of reply im reading here....im almost tempted to agree with the op...in giving up with this country...I wish this SARS men are arrested and delt with this is inhumane and uncalled for..... for crying out loud they guy nah federal government pikin..

chronique:
Dem don use candle fry this one. That's how I was admiring one fine chic on Facebook that was always liking every selfie pic I upload on facebook. One good day, the spirit moved me to go through her photos before starting a convo. As I glanced through, I started seeing someone with white gown and cap... The admiration I had for her, ceased immediately. The chances of dating a confirmed Cele girl and breaking up with her, is slim.

Now you are scaring me .....I cant afford to break up now joor.....found out very late...I dey fear d candle part..

Piiko:
Investigate Nigeria vs India 99-0 first before this

Abeg read before u comment biko...

Lol seee this once ....those guys at computer village make mad money on a regular...i had that experience once .....at oshodi.. 2011 as a JJC for lag then o had gotten admission then ...and resently they have changed tatics ..now d gjve u real orignal phone and when you have paid...they will say they aint selling more. .unknown to u ..d have swapped ur phone with a thousand naira or any value u gave them at that time ..rapped with catton paper...u wouldn't suspect any faul play ..until u count the money later...by then yhey are long gone......well wen I encoutered them I thought I was gonna outsmart them...not knowing that they have changed the game plan...to cut the long story short....they made away with money and I laid seige for them after two weeks and arrested their ass.

Your philosophical logic is noted, but however , useless and pointless in this case.....you can only claim the factuality of A , if it infers B ...soldiers dont go to war , fighting armless individuals,then return to claim victory. .very ridiculous. ....

Wiseoldman:
Some people claim IPOB is the over 30 million Igbos in the world, when Buhari called it a terrorist organization. Same persons are saying its a small group of freedom fighers, when the army claims it has defeated them. In logic, the law of excluded middle and law of contradiction are not being followed here. You can either be A or B and not A and B. You cannot be A and Not A at the same time...

Hello guys I have not submitted my forms yet ..but I have made the necessary payment.i tried going bavk on the site to re download the form ..it wasn't opening opening.

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I just came to read comments..

Free ke ...naso...
...abeggi after acceptances fee and other obligatory charges wey reach #75k
When you get to the department you will still pay for more obligatory fees...
Common master degree nah #300

adaksbullet:
come anty nema247, while are u staking me? I'm I known u from Adams and eve?

Funny enough you are a lady trying so hard to camouflage as a guy.. .thats why ur missing "he" "She " In you wanna be gibberish.. .its well live and lets.. Live.... In between your derailing the trade, even though it's uncut.

Lol the craziest I have done for love is read all your comments here ..... From 10pm to 12.28am ..wtf when I still have presentation in the office this morning.....




Eya I still love nairaland...


I belong to the readers crew....


Love sucks had my fair share back then in uni...

[quote author=Emmaesty post=57871229]No dear, I'm in Lagos and the client would prefer someone resident in Ikeja [quote
Since he is not in Lagos, I could stand for him.. I'm in Lagos, Ikeja to be precise. ...

98 in symbolic logic 200level and after that I never smell close to that score in Logic till graduation. ...d born you score 70 under Dr.Anele...

Came here to laugh.. ..

neyobills:
I don't usually comment on here but I have actually lost respect to Falz with this his holier than thou attitude which is a weakness in most Nigerians, because he should know better and stop disgracing himself by spewing trash an educated illiterate would.

Let's ask ourselves why hasn't anyone had problems with rap artists In the US for promoting drug smuggling with tracks like Gucci Mane "Bricks",TI "Dope Boys"Nas "street dreams"50 cent "corner bodega"or Rick Ross "hustling".

It's because they have a viable entertainmemt censorship agency that is why u see parental advisory for explicit content on most rap artist CD,s and mixtapes so that holier than thou advocates like Falz would steer clear of buying the CD,s and everyone goes home smiling.

What Falz should be concerned about is government support for Nollywood and having a viable censorship agency, if he has a problem with anyone's music lyrics he should channel his grievances to Nigerian censorship boards.

Nigerians like to bedevil their own a lot more than it should be, there are internet fraudsters in about every country of the world and even the US has its fair share of them,they are loads of internet fraudsters in countries like Romania, Cyprus, Philippines,India,China,Turkey but u never hear them bedevil their own.

Artist ought to produce songs thats a reflection of the society at large and I haven't seen any Nigerian song promoting fraud so far so good, if anyone knows of any, I'm all ears,Falz rant is typical of a "Omo get inside"ovegrown baby.

Baba shot up...and think

Coolgent:
Pay b4 service or after?

We have few sincere people in Nigeria ..if you reside in lagos and has something u could use as collateral no problem I will help you without payment..until you have been redeployed ..

owales:
How dose it work really need to do it badly

Depends on the state you choose .....any state apart from Lagos and abuja will take 3days for redeployment while Lagos and abuja will take up to a week plus...

Come let me help you with your redeployment

I'm not hear to make money just passing information I got from a reliable source , I was once a Corper myself and I understand the need for redeployment.. If you are interested , contact me 07064556552

Op that's not a unilag security officer.
...abeg verify you info well.. By the way he was probably waiting for a bus.. That's a civil defence officer..

By the way unilag security officers D carry real guns.. .come to Sodeinde, new hall

We all have people like this in our life... Who we gist, hang out with, talk shit with, there might be an emotional rage but we always keep on the BFF level... I think that's wah is happening here...
Anyways I think AYs wife is insecure
..i know it isn't easy to keep up with.. But common... Live and let's live

I still feel this is not the end of the story...for this man...he still has godfathers in this game...manybheads will still roll...this guy has eluded the police for so long now and you think he doesn't have policemen ,dpos and iGs on his pay roll?....this is just part one ...

Baba next time you need to " off" and ON your data to switch it to night plan ....

As a proud kano Corper ....the Op has said it all ,apart from sharia in kano which doesn't really matter ,kano is home to cheap food ,fruits, etc the cost of leaving here is really cool compared to some other states ,this is coming from some one who is based in lag and understands the uselessness of 19800 .well I'm an A16 Corper and I'm happy I didn't redeploy ,what is the need of choosing a place you already know the outcome ,that really kills the fun in it, I'm a fruit lover ,and kano made me eat fruits like the likes of watermelon, guava,garden egg ,carbbage,carrot ,date ,cucumber etc to an extent it waste,in between i serve in a village ,kura. Local government to be precise ,one good thing I love about here is that all village ppa ,maintain and equip their lodge ,the rooms are shared one person to a room ,and trust me this is not obtainable in other states ,kano is home to various businesses such as clothing materials, spare parts ,agricultural products ,hides and skin ,gold etc .and the good news is the state has started paying corpers hopefully. Serving in kano has helped me remove and abstract bias of ethnicity ,religious and tribal bigotry..

N.B - Nysc is all about service to your fatherland ..make that a priority.. Wee!!!

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