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BusinessMeet Aurora, Greenpeace's Giant Polar Bearpuppet by Greaaat(op): 4:37pm On Sep 11, 2013
Campaign group creates new weapon in
battle against Shell.
Greenpeace has built a polar bear puppet the
size of a double decker bus as the latest stunt in
its campaign to protect the Arctic from
exploitation by energy firms.
The giant puppet, named Aurora, is controlled
from the inside by a team of 15 including artists
from West End blockbuster War Horse.
The 41-foot puppet can move its jaws and head
while its fabric sides billow as it moves, as though
breathing.
On Sept 15, the polar bear will be pulled through
the streets of London by 30 volunteers to the
headquarters of oil firm Shell.
Greenpeace’s previous actions in their campaign
against Shell have included raising banners on
the podium of the Belgian Grand Prix and
climbing London’s tallest building

Source:mobile.uk.msn.com/device/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=251063206
EntertainmentWhy Is Nairaland.com Missing In The Online Youth Achievement Awards by Greaaat(op): 4:02pm On Sep 11, 2013
Please I came across this site through a friend
oya-awards.com/vote and I felt very sad when I couldn't find nairaland.com on the list
I think it would be very nice if nairaland.com is on the list so we can all vote because the site is really help a lot of us
PoliticsRe: [exposed] How Policemen & A Popular alhaji Are Romancing Yahoo Boys In lagos by Greaaat(op): 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2013
ULSHERLAN: Its no longer news. Something ought to be done about this man. He visits schools in the south western part of Nigeria well frequenting unilag,UI,lead city,lautech and the likes. Heard he was arrested one time but he made his way out. I just hope something is done about this man
Thank you for your contribution
EntertainmentBba The Chase Organisers Made Overn7billion (show Cost N375m) +breakdown by Greaaat(op): 3:25pm On Sep 11, 2013
WOW! I'm sure you did not know they make so
much money from the big Brother Reality show. I
got this from This week's Encomium Magazine.. I'll
just give you the breakdown and brief., Get a
copy of Encomium Magazine to get the full story
and Gist...
The Show is the most watched television reality
show and this year's own was successful by all
ratings.. It Kicked off on Sunday, May 26, 2013
and ended on Sunday, August 25, 2013.
The Breakdown
- The big Brother House (N10Million Spent)
- Feeding (Feeding 28 housemates for 3 months -
N10Million Spent)
- Make-Up Artiste and Toiletries (N5Million Spent)
- Performing Artistes (Nigerian Artistes -
(N40Million Spent)
- The Crew [50 Members] - (N50Million)
- Advertisement and Promo [Television, Radio,
Billboards, Print Media, Posters] - (N200 Million
Spent)
- HOST - I.K Osakioduwa (N10 Million)
- Cash Prize for Winner USD300,000 - Dilish
Matthew (N45Million)
- Travelling Expenses - (N5Million Spent)
- How Much They Raked In - (Airtel Charged N100/
SMS - Over 5Million People Voted Per Week for
their Favorite housemates - 13 Weeks/91Days -
Over N7Billion Made (Minus SMS By Regular Fans.

PoliticsRe: [exposed] How Policemen & A Popular alhaji Are Romancing Yahoo Boys In lagos by Greaaat(op): 3:15pm On Sep 11, 2013
Fhemmmy: shocked shocked
Yes ooo
Politics[exposed] How Policemen & A Popular alhaji Are Romancing Yahoo Boys In lagos by Greaaat(op): 2:30pm On Sep 11, 2013
I got this message from a Yahoo boy who said he
was pushed into the trade by circumstances and
because he doesn't want to go into armed
robbery. He exposed a lot in the letter to
and disclosed how policemen are
using the name of the Inspector General of Police
to "deal" with them:
My name is Ibrahim Dipo, a final year student at
the Leads City University, although I admit what I
was doing with my friends was wrong but no
other means of survival.
I drive a Range Sport...
ON THE 15TH OF DECEMBER LAST YEAR 2012,
SOME POLICE MEN AND EFCC OFFICIAL CAME TO
MY HOUSE ALONG SIDE WITH THE POPULAR EX-
CONVICT MAN NOW POLICE FAKE INFORMANT
[Alhaji Rasaq Tunji Alaso] CALLED ALHAJI GAY.
HE WAS ARRESTED SO MANY TIMES BUT
RELEASED BECAUSE HE USED TO SETTLE THE
COMMISSIONER OF POLICE IN LAGOS AND
IBADAN.
THEY CAME AT 7AM AND JUMPED INTO MY
COMPOUND, THEY SHOWED ME A FAKE PETITION
WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REAL WITH THE
SIGNATURE OF THE INSPECTOR GENERAL OF
POLICE [IG MD ABUBAKAR]. THEY ARRESTED ME
AND TOOK MY RANGE SPORT, WRIST WATCH,
JEWELRIS WORTH 590K, $3900 IN CASH, LAPTOP,
AND TOOK ME IN THE DANFO BUS TO AN
UNKNOWN DESTINATION.
THEY TOOK ME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE IN IJEBU
WHERE I SAW SOME OTHER BOYS TOO WHO WAS
DETAINED THERE. THE ALHAJI GAY (PICTURE
ABOVE) ASKED HOW MUCH I HAD IN MY BANK
ACCOUNT, I HAVE IN TOTAL OF N3.2 MILLION
NAIRA IN MY FIRST BANK ACCOUNT. HE WAS
ORDERING THE FAKE EFCC AND POLICE MEN
BECAUSE HE IS IN CHARGE. THE ALHAJI GAY TOLD
ME TO GO AND WITHDRAW ALL AND WAS
HOLDING ALL MY STUFFS AND ALSO THE FAKE
EFCC MEN TOLD ME IF I NOTIFY ANYONE THEY
WILL USE THE PETITION AGAINST ME.
OUT OF FEAR, I WENT TO THE BANK AND
WITHDRAW THE MONEY FOR ALHAJI WITH 10,000
NAIRA BALANCE. HE ALSO COLLECTED MY
ORIGINAL CAR PAPERS, HE RELEASED ME AND
DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CAR BACK AFTER THEY
COLLECTED ALL MY MONEY. I KEEP CALLING HIS
PRIVATE LINE {08039111480} HE LATER TOLD
ME MY CAR IS BEEN SOLD AND IF I WANT TO USE
POWER THEN THE IG WILL RELEASE ANOTHER
PETITION AND THE EFCC WILL ARREST ME AGAIN.
A MONTH'S AFTER I LOST MY MUM AND LIFE HAS
BEEN ROUGH FOR ME, PLEASE THE IG OF POLICE
CAN LOOK INTO THIS ISSUE OF ALHAJI GAY. WHY
ARE FAKE POLICEMEN AND FAKE EFCC EXTORTING
MONEY FROM YAHOO BOYS? IS REALLY SAD, THIS
KIND OF FRUSTRATION CAN LEAD SOMEONE TO
ARM ROBBERY.
IF TRULY IG OF POLICE IS AWARE OF THIS THEN
THIS IS REALLY BAD. FEW DAYS AFTER, HE
ARRESTED 5 OF MY FRIENDS TOO AT UNILAG AND
TOOK ALL THERE CARS WITH SOME POLICE MEN
FROM ALAGBON. THE TOTAL MONEY HE GOT FROM
THEM WAS IN TOTAL OF 7 MILLION NAIRA AND 3
RANGE SPORT AND 2 LR3.
NOW HE IS CALLING ME AND LOOKING FOR MORE
MONEY AFTER HE COLLECTED EVERYTHING I
HAD.... THE POLICE MEN FROM ALAGBON WAS
EVEN ARGUING WITH ALHAJI GAY THAT THE
SHARE OF THE MONEY HE GAVE THEM WAS
SMALL, WHAT A SHAME TO THE NIGERIAN POLICE
AND EFCC !!!!
Please, the authorities should look into these
allegations by Ibrahim Dipo and take appropriate
actions.

EntertainmentSinger Ksb Involved In A Motoraccident [photos] by Greaaat(op): 3:36pm On Sep 05, 2013
Long Time Celebrity And Teacher And Exemplar –
Kenny St Best (Ksb) Was Involved In A Terrible Car
Crash On Wednesday August 28Th 2013 , As At
Ojota Axis In Lagos..
It Was Stated That She Was Driving Through Ojota
Linking Opebi Road When A Trailer without Brakes
Was Forced To Swerve Into Them, Causing A Lot
Of Damage On The Vehicle ..
It Was Stated That Ksb Was safe And Her Driver
*Kamoru Buhari* Wasn’t Hurt Either, But Was
Taken To The Nearest Hospital For Thorough
Check Up.
We Rejoice And Are Happy That No Hurts Or
Casualties Was Recorded, But Her Car Was Badly
Damaged..

Entertainment5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphoneis Better Than A Girl Friend by Greaaat(op): 2:57pm On Sep 05, 2013
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight
about it? In all honesty I have dated a few
wonderful women, and for whatever the reason
the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I
decided to take a few off from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to
why I have made this choice. I just tell people I
choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen
dates where people easily spend 20K. There
where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that
date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My
Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and
proper attire but my Android Smartphone never
asks me to wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This
Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my
Android Smartphone is slutty but it never
questions my commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android
Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa
day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android Smartphone a
cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet
Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has
friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the
toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP
and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone
can't give me a hug or share memories with me,
but I am sure Google is working on that.
EducationRe: 20-yr-old Osarieme Omonuwa Bags First-Class In Reading University by Greaaat: 5:09am On Sep 04, 2013
hollandis: And I finished my final exams @19 yrs ..got thr certificaye few months after I turned 20
Save it for the birds
Science/TechnologyRe: 5-Yr-Old He Yide Is The Youngest Pilot In The World by Greaaat: 4:24am On Sep 04, 2013
brownlord: IST TO COMMENT ON PAGE 2 AGAIN, WOW TODAY IS SURELY A GOOD DAY, ADAMA, GOD BLESS YOUR THE WONDERFUL RICE AND BEANS YOU WOKE ME UP WITH

Again am not fully prepared for this speech, i never knew this would make front page in 2nd page, its not by my power, but i want quickly acknowledge the following individual that contributed to my success in making this a success.

First to my mother, she carried me on her womb for 9 months and special thank to my father that deposited me there.

Secondly to all my friends that have encouraged me never to relent in anything i do, i know this was going to happen one day but i never knew it will be so soon.

Third, to my corper girl friend, she has been with me for some days now, only for me to wake up this morning she already prepared rice and beans with egg, but no meat nor fish, but i still thank God because i ate chicken through the egg.

Not forgetting my one and only Mr Oluwaseun Osewa, the agbadagburu, the omienmien omienmien, the odidi gbo oi gbo of Nairaland, for creating this rehabilitation center.

Special thanks also goes to Global COM, that collects 7500 naira from my alawi every month as subscription.

Finally this would not have been possible with out the effort of the follow people

END TIME THINGS CREW.

IST TO COMMENT CREW.

PRICE OF GARR.I CREW

THE POLITICAL THUGS WE HAVE ON NAIRALAND, BOTH PDP AND ACN AND THEIR LEADERS, GBAWE, INSINCERENIGERIAN, BILLY, I FOR CALL ONE OTHER NAME, BUT I NO WON SERVE BAN YET.

ALL THE TRIBAL WARRIORS I NO FORGET UNA.

LASTLY, YOU AND YOU AND YOU THAT TOOK TIME OUT TO READ THIS MY MEANINGLESS IST TO COMMENT SPEECH, I SAY MAY OLUWA MAKE YOU BIGGER AND PUT YOU IN THIS MY POSITION ONE DAY,

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, AM NOT CARRIED AWAY BY MY SUCCESS TODAY, AM STILL TRYING TO ACHIEVE MORE AND MAY BE ONE DAY I WILL BE THE OP AND THE IST TO COMMENT TOGETHER, I HAVE ALWAYS KNOW THAT IN LIFE











YOUR POSITION TODAY IS ANOTHER MANS DREAM...I LOVE YOU ALL, PLEASE DONT ENVY MY SUCCESS
One word you're have kolo finish
Science/TechnologyRe: 5-Yr-Old He Yide Is The Youngest Pilot In The World by Greaaat: 4:18am On Sep 04, 2013
martyns303: He can't own a license till he's 17, so on who's license did he made the flight?
Wetin u expect made china pikin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Greaaat: 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2013
Me punna dey find me come all dose redeem girls one of them dey come today Brb make I clean my room
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by Greaaat: 10:51pm On Aug 31, 2013
Yungwizzzy: Me just dey observe til my turn comes tomorrow
Observation wise
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by Greaaat: 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2013
Dygeasy: Talk Of The Beautiful!!! Lupey This Is For You. Nobody Else...


Would I see what's in front of me? No probably.
Would I hear what I'm being told? Probably No.
Would I fee whatever hits me? No maybe.
Would I feel my heartbeat whenever? Yes definitely.
It never crosses my mind to get wiped.
I never think about it to stop thinking.
I never get swayed and still have my feet on the ground.
I never get amazed to let it go just away.
Let's face it, the truth and only the truth.
You're so beautiful, even more than the most flattering of compliments.
With ways so easy and smile so pleasing.
Enough to melt a man's heart even if made of stone.
You caught not only my fancy, my attetion and concentration with it.
Would I now just overlook those and let it all go?
Of course not, I'll stay, win your heart and make you mine.
Would I then give up? I highly doubt that.
'Cos my heart beats so fast each time I think of you.
I lost control of it moments ago when you crept into my world.
And now I find it impossibly difficult to reduce the frequency at which my heart beats.
I don't regret that impossibility though.
I rather revel in the delight that comes with the spur I get to fight for and win your heart.
I used to have five ogans of sense but now I've got six.
The only one which is fixed to feel what the others can't feel.
The sense of true feelings, the enabler of love sense.
My heart beats for you baby and my knees tremble.
I'll be damned to find myself stil standing,
Here goes me down to my knees,
Stretching forth my hand hoping you'd take it.
And say the necessary to make me completely wholesome.
All I need is a YES.
Biko love Mi!!!
You the best and I ain't talking khaleed
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Greaaat: 8:44pm On Aug 31, 2013
Deeone_bangin!:
No
Ok tell me the jail break that's on ground ?
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Greaaat: 7:53pm On Aug 31, 2013
Abeg can I jail break my iPhone 4S 6.1.3 abeg
EducationRe: How Many Pencils Can You See In This Picture? by Greaaat(op): 9:40am On Aug 29, 2013
Lol are you guys sure please count again ?
EducationHow Many Pencils Can You See In This Picture? by Greaaat(op): 8:25am On Aug 29, 2013
Brain teaser

PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Greaaat: 9:00pm On Aug 28, 2013
JideSM: .
Oga jide shey una no go return my money ?
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Greaaat: 8:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
tuktudicko: Y do u find it difficult 2 b respectful?@d bolded

I'm guessing u r usin a BB, if u are then u av reached the fair usage threshhold and u r bein charged 4 ur data usage within ur blackberry subscription @ 0.10kb/KB......
Bb ko bread and beans ni am using an iPhone 4S ok and I have enough mb on it when they took all my credit away pleas
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientist Sends Brain Signal Via The Internet To Control Colleague's Hand by Greaaat: 8:26pm On Aug 28, 2013
Mtscheew

EducationRe: Finally ASUU Strike Is Called Off!!!! by Greaaat(op): 9:27am On Aug 28, 2013
Ipso Loquita: Thank your stars. YOU need check up ASAP!
I went for the check up but all your family was there so I had to go back home

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