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Tolexander: Wao Jarmaine Jackson of the
Jackson 5 of motown!

What about Jackie, Tito, Marlon
and Randy?

Dem dey here we dey drink alomo u won join

Mine is M.A.D my adorable darling

pro01: See her ofèmmånu ewedu mouth. Yet, you don't show e-respect to your e-elders here.

You're very daft e respect ko e transfer ni oponu oshi

fitzmayowa: If not bokoharam, then which group

Dettol cool

You're not smart enoug if you can't collect control 5 times in a month

Source

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Exasperated by the way Nigeria handles the
homosexuality matter, an Irish hacker -- who goes
by the monicker Paddyhack -- has conducted a
cyber attack on the official government of Nigeria's
website. The 'assault' is apparently aimed at making
President Jonathan to veto the bill according to
which all homosexuals in Nigeria are subject to
imprisonment. The website was attacked on
Thursday night; though things were later restored, it
remains unknown if it were the officials that took matters in their hands, or the attackers stepped
back. reminds that, according to the anti-
gay bill, recently passed by the National Assembly
of Nigeria to the vigorous supportof Nigerians,
convicted homosexual persons are subject to 14-
years imprisonment. In his address to Nigerians, the Irish hacker said
thus: "Nobody should live in fear of being jailed,
when their only action is loving another consenting
adult, regardless of gender." 'Paddyhack' gave the President 72hours to
"renounce and veto this Bill." "Failure to follow our order will unleash a torrent of
fury aimed directly at the direction of your
administration, starting with some startling but
unsurprising evidence of corruption in your ranks. No
need to start destroying evidence. I already have it,"
the Irish hacker, claiming to belong to the global Anonymous group, declared. Nigeria.gov.ng, the website that was hacked, is
Nigeria government's official homepage, equivalent
to these of U.S' and UK's governments, and
managed by the Information ministry of Nigeria. It is
worth noting that this year, the ICT (Information and
Communication Technology) department of the Information Ministry got N63.5 million from the
national treasury. Of this total, the website in
question received N10 million. A curious fact: the Thursday nightattack was
announced by the Irish hacker in advance on his
Twitter account: 'Paddyhack' launched #opNigeria on
July 1."Just over two hours to launch of
#OpNigeria," he tweeted in his Twitter diary.
However, web administrators of the Nigeria.gov.ngwebpage were unable to prevent the
cyber attack. Joseph Mutuah, the spokesman of the Ministry,
could not provide thereasons behind the
government's inability to provide adequate sequrity
for the web infrastructure. "They are hackers," he said, drawing analogy
between cyber criminals and armed robbers who
break into someone's property. It seems that 'cyber wars' are rapidly becoming a
key protest tool for the social media community of
our country.

Am a young Lad of 21yrs old. I have a crush on this
beautiful Lady who is a year older than I. I thought i
have found my dream girl until recently, she told me
she can't date/marry me because of the age
difference...
OMG! It hurts and I feel like the world is gonna shrink on me, I lost my sense of purpose and I don't
really know how to go about this... I guess i fell too
fast and very hard with No one to catch me.. Please I really need your advice cos am a total
wreck right now!!! Please be candid

What would have been termed another tragedy in the
nation's political terrain, was yesterday evening
averted when the Rivers State Governor, Rt. Hon.
Rotimi Amaechi miraculously escaped unhurt as a
suspicious vehicle rammed into his convoy along
Igwuruta road while he was on his way to the Port Harcourt International Airport. The incident, according to eyewitness was caused
by a Toyota Avensis, with registration number, AAA
767 AQ, that rammed into the Governor's convoy
from the opposite side of the dual carriageway, just
after
the C4I Security Post, along the Port Harcourt International Airport Road. Lindaikeji.com gathered that no one was harmed
in the incident, but the driver of the vehicle was
immediately arrested and handed over to the police.

Wuked.P:
Letter to my future wife, Are u from Akwa IBom? Am not o... Bt u hav to be from dat side if u know wat am talking about W.P

Yeah akwa Ibom can fvck oooo

ifejilikja: just had 1 for lunch, who cares

Hell cares

Dear future wife please help me use female condom because the rate of yahoo plus now is very high and I know u will love life and with a bottle of chandor you are on the bed I don't mind Lagos is like that if you see add Mendel abeg open yansh ooo cos he got it thank you

Odinaka00: If you think 9ja rules d world oya click "LIKE".....just 10LIKES is enof

Odikwa madness

DivideUs: i know of free browsing, but free calls, kai i am too far behind, oya update

Na lie joor

bis7: Glo was my first sim 2005 but not very good network, so later i change to Mtn, Vmobile and later on Etibaba. But as i left Nigeria i still get Mtn here and very good network n fast, also Vodafone and Tigo. So about 7 sims

Togo straight

EmperorOlu: [size=15pt]....And we wonder why Nigeria is the way it is [/size]

Shut up even in the US the bloods and crips boss operate from jail especially Nurueous do your maths well

Not clicking on that fucking link

Rolly83: Na wah,even in London sef!

No Cotonou

Texas.Cowgirl:
Been doing that for a long time.

Also sleep on my back to prevent gravitational beat down of the breast

Please tell me about it so I can tell my sister thanks

kulyie: lmao.even if the members give themselves b.j will they come out and confess that they do it abi will pastor come and be peeping inside their room to see what they are doing ni.smh.chai


i remember going there when i was invited by a school friend.i didnt like there anyway but i had to bury my sentiments since its God we are worshipping except for the fact that our school of thought to many things are different.anyway when i got there,i sat down.the next 5 minutes,a 'brother' came and tapped me to sit somewhere else that this section was for males.i didnt even notice because i didnt observe but as he said that,i looked around and discovered it was true.the right side was for females and the left side for males.even married couples dont sit together.i just shook my head and went to sit in another place directed by the usher,i said in my mind,i wont allow this eye service hypocritical peeps to make me sin.let me just worship and get out of here.the following sunday,she knocked my room taya,of course i didnt open the door for her,when she didnt get a response,she left

Rotfl

Pataki: I remember once attending a worker's night vigil of a Nigerian church in Europe. The head pastor stated that it was in the marital constitution of the church that married couples must not give themselves blow-job! That was the night I finally decided, never again will I be a member to any so-called Nigerian church!

Bunch of hypocrites!!

Maka why now brother?

slimyem: Mtcheeeeeew. Rubbish!!
Pray and seek forgiveness for doing what?
Na John and Love get time sha.

Rubbish upon rubbish even Jesus no get problem like this

jayflex: To be honest I always felt that song was familiar, especially the chorus. I also didn't know sean tizzle used to be in naija ninja crew

I think he was signed to made men records abi am not sure ooo but he's with made men now

mobuch: Does. Stealing run naturally in you nigerian people's DNA?

Its just so sad.

Your father has stealing in his DNA bastard

He said he wrote,arranged and produced the song sho lee the one Sean tizzle sang.



Source:http://m.notjustok.com/2013/06/26/video-sound-sultan-claims-to-have-written-sean-tizzles-sho-lee-on-mytop10/

fitzmayowa: i dey laff ooo...the hunter has now become the hunted...watch out for the cocluding part

Oppa gbagaun style

am4god: U can nw browse with ur etisalatBlackBerry data sim with ur laptop just call 08166117634

. Not calling sorry post it on here or forget it