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Like a billion stupid songs are released every year in Nigeria that got nothing on 'the stupid song'...'Good Music' in Nigeria has found a different meaning with jst nice beats and Noise and zero lyrical content.
Here's MY list-in no particular order-of stupid songs that got massive airplay this year
Sandalili- Y.Q ft Terry G
Ur waist- Inyanya
Brazilian Hair-Chuddy K
Ijo Sina-Sina Rambo
Bachelor-D'banj
Alingo-P-square
BLOOD-Terry G ft Reminisce
SexEllency-Wande Coal
....and what more can i say about the songs released by Her Royal Pokoness,Tonto Dikeh?!
Feel free to add yours folks...Haters abeg,its jst MY opinion

In times lyk dz,#CFC needs d Nigerian Supporters' Club singing#He's a miracle working God...
I hate dz head-head crap...arrghhhh

See,na me be d BOSS of evry evry; E get any gbègè,kasala,wahala,mata wey I nor fit arrange? Jeremiah 32:27

E dey possible make woman 4get her smal pikin wey dey suck böbbi, make she nor pity am? I dey tel you say she fit 4get,but me nor go 4get u lai-lai. See, I don draw ur pishur for my hand;I dey reason ur side evrytime. Isaiah 49:15-16

Bros J yan give am say;na me be d correct road,d confam örijo,and beta life...no man fit tochlite my papa if he nor use my network. John 14:6

eaglechild: “Grandma’s Cloth Series VI” worth N11.4M by El Anatsui(Oil on wooden panels, 132 x 262 cm. 1992)

...nd dis sold for #11.4 mil?!Damn!*runs to grab my drawing pad nd water color*

eaglechild: “Grandma’s Cloth Series VI” worth N11.4M by El Anatsui(Oil on wooden panels, 132 x 262 cm. 1992)

...nd dis sold for #11.4 mil?!Damn!*runs to grap my drawing pad nd water color*

Juve need only a draw against an already qualified Shaktar to knock Chelsea out...chei! Trying times for chelsea fans...trying times!

ogochukwunasa1: by how many years are you take to be older than i do

pls tel me ur kidding...P-Lease!

nxanadu: how old did u use to older than me

lwkmdead! This is d 'most correctest' ansa!

candieangel12: How many more years are you older than me with?

candieangel12: How many more years are you older than me with?

English af die today!

miketonic: anything that involve death and cemetry... it turns me on...lol i dont know what is wrong with me... even looking at this picture makes me wanna do the do..lol

*laying hands on u...speaking in tongues...casting out dat 'familiar' spirit*

Asaya,Asaya...why u no go Zamfara!(dats wat d early morning trumpet sound-beagle as its cald- is translated to). Am a batch B corper,serving Dekina L.G.A,Kogi State. Ölalè(dats welcome in Igala) to al fresh otondos. Kogi no get moni bt kip an open mind nd y'all wil enjoy d place.

ifyonline: Yea,i camped @ asanya 2,infact i was d Miss hotlegs 4 Batch A 2012. Asanya camp is one of d best, No mosquitoes, steady lite n standby gen, steady water, D only camp dat Blk A is 4 boys n Blk b 4 gals.U wil mit D Pro Mrs Victoria n d Camp director(WeE Wee o). I was postd 2 Ejuku vilage in yagba East.

. Lol...nothing do u miss hot legs! Am a batch B dude serving in Dekina...hw we fit relate?#winks

to ensure 'criminal uniformity'! Btw,'Stripped Unclad'?? Aint dat some kinda tautology?!

O soldier: PLEASE I HAVE TRIED TO POST THIS TOPIC I CAN NOT I WANT THE WORLD TO HEAR THIS
UNIPORT IS THE WORST SCHOOL EVER IN NIGERIA
GRADUATED SINCE 2011 AND ELECTRICAL DEPARTMENT STILL HAVE NOT PREPARED RESULT OR APPROVE CAN SOME ADVISE ON WHAT SHOULD BE DONE?

1st off dude...STFU! Am an alumnus nd wont let u dizz my skul in public. 2ndly,am sure you have some 'issues' with d dept. Thirdly,u finishd jst last yr man...chill!

f*#k watever she sings...boiz wan see f*#k watever she sings...boiz wan see f*#k watever she sings...boiz wan see VIDEO!

Rivers People,do you believe ooooo??!...#Mercies of da Lord,come down nw to ur chldren...aanu Oluwa sökalè,lawa omöre ùn beré

enuelly: I want to influence my service to lagos, people who serve in lagos should please share their experience to inform my decision. Thanks

So with al dz intriguing stories u've read here,ur stil thinking of influencing ur posting?? Wel gud luck to u bruv. Wish u culd give urself a taste of adventure though

[quote author=Dr. Wise]I was posted to Community Secondary School Iziogo, Izzi LGA- Ebonyi state. After the mandatory three weeks at Sharon Camp, Izzi, my journey to Iziogo began. Iziogo is about 6 hours from Abakaliki, when I arrived the school, all I had in mind was to be rejected by the principal but really never had a genuine reason for this request except the often cited reasons of No road network, no portable drinking water and no health centre. The female students were quite attractive and their innocence was written all over their faces. I decided on a late change of tactics and told the principal that the reason I want a rejection letter is because I can't cope with these female students, I would definitely impregnate them since I do not have self control when it comes to women. After my reason, the principal shouted "JESUS" and instantly rejected me.

Then I began my journey to search for a PPA in Abakaliki and settled for Abakaliki High School (after much politicking and negotiations with the principal). Abakaliki was so hostile to corps members, we were robbed at random and snatching of phones from corps members at gunpoint became the order of the day around Nnorom axis (where the family house is situated). Cult clashes were frequent as well as gang wars.

I befriended an EBSU students; Onyinye who gave me so much love leading to my moving out of my corpers lodge at PRESCO to her one room apartment at Old Enugu road. No sooner had this happened than I impregnated her and the journey for an abortion begun. . .


To be continued.[/quote
Story dat touches the soul...u no serious [quote author=Dr. Wise]I was posted to Community Secondary School Iziogo, Izzi LGA- Ebonyi state. After the mandatory three weeks at Sharon Camp, Izzi, my journey to Iziogo began. Iziogo is about 6 hours from Abakaliki, when I arrived the school, all I had in mind was to be rejected by the principal but really never had a genuine reason for this request except the often cited reasons of No road network, no portable drinking water and no health centre. The female students were quite attractive and their innocence was written all over their faces. I decided on a late change of tactics and told the principal that the reason I want a rejection letter is because I can't cope with these female students, I would definitely impregnate them since I do not have self control when it comes to women. After my reason, the principal shouted "JESUS" and instantly rejected me.

Then I began my journey to search for a PPA in Abakaliki and settled for Abakaliki High School (after much politicking and negotiations with the principal). Abakaliki was so hostile to corps members, we were robbed at random and snatching of phones from corps members at gunpoint became the order of the day around Nnorom axis (where the family house is situated). Cult clashes were frequent as well as gang wars.

I befriended an EBSU students; Onyinye who gave me so much love leading to my moving out of my corpers lodge at PRESCO to her one room apartment at Old Enugu road. No sooner had this happened than I impregnated her and the journey for an abortion begun. . .


To be continued.[/quote
Story dat touches the soul...u no serious

Novice1: U sure are a graduate? @bolded

dude...take am easy. Arent abbreviations nd simple 'typos' permissible again? Na wa to u ooo

Novice1: U sure are a graduate? @bolded

dude...take am easy. Arent abbreviations nd simple 'typos' permissible again? Na wa to u ooo

ohnyore: i l


hmm igarra, i went there for a field mapping, there is this woman that sells food besides Unity bank, i love her fried sharky hmmmm and the beer for the town cold

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Granites no dey dull! So u enta dat syd too...badt guyses. Anyways,wat skul did u finish frm or still in(if u arent thru)?

...nd wats with dis Igala folks saying their ladies are a 'no-go area' to strangers? Whre is d love na?

Ayorh4you: hahahahahahahahaha.....dat cnt b true. So dia r places lyk dat in Dekina lga? Jeez!

no be smal tin o....nd its supposedly d 'largest local govt in West Africa'!

fittty: Damn!!!!.... Quite different from my service year
Served in a private firm Lagos..... Air-conditioned staff bus takes me to work and back home..... Coffee and biscuits/cup cake for breakfast every day and TFC for lunch every mon, wed, fridays..... Air-conditioned office with internet access........... New toyota corolla official car for outdoor assignments..... Toiletries every month end and Full bag of rice and 25litters of vegetable every xmas and easter break....
DOPPE#

lucky u...na una flex NYSC na. As jealous as i am,am stil grateful for d xperience.

Highbros: Wher in the world is that?

lol...Ajogwoni Village in Dekina Local govt Area,Kogi State.

Ladies will be d better judges on dz 1...ladies oya show yaselfs! Nd al those saying davido is sexy...y'all need eye nd brain surgery!

When i first got to my PPA(Place of primary assignment), i was like wtf?! No lite(No electric poles anywhre),No pipe-borne water and Flunctuating Network? I thought to myself,hw in d world will i survive here...But 3months on,its been fun. Unparalelled hospitality,simple lifestyle and serene environment.
Students in d school i teach-where 90% of ss3 stdnts cant communicate effectively in english-absent themselves for the flimsiest reasons:rain,market days/burials are unofficial public holidays. The major cases dealt with by d 'police station' in d village are goat/chicken theft,farmland trespassing,poligamy fights. Hoping to make some serious positive impact b4 i leave nxt year...pls feel free to share your experiences

Greatken007: Pls re-schedule the match,we want the AFCON to be played this year,atleast make super Eagles carry the cup nw wen their blood dey hot,We cant predict this guys,they are like biscuit they can crack anywhere.

lol...true dat!

tony gee: why did he woke up in the first place if he is goin to die again after drinking the water he broke his parents hart twice

He probably heard grammer lyk urs nd gave up d ghost!

08098797957...fingers nd toes crossed...wishing on a star...praying 'she' cals me!