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BlueMurder: [b]What's with all these disparaging remarks against Islam and its adherents? I have noticed an upswing in the bashings since that contentious Rule 17 was removed. Mr. Seun or whatever you call yourself, you should realize that there are lots of law-abiding Muslims here on NL whose sensibilities are being assaulted by these evil posts. Please do not take our patience, discretion or silence for granted. Since you allowed yourself to be blackmailed into removing Rule 17 instead of modifying it to suit everyone, what are you doing to curb these imbecilic posts?

If you must generate traffic for your site, must it be at the expense of Islam? If you must accommodate the views of those who can't sleep without insulting us for whatever reason, why not create a sub-forum for them and hide it, far removed from decent minds? We Muslims love and respect our faith as we respect other faiths. If non-Muslims do not regard their faiths highly enough to frown against insults directed against symbols of their religions, that is their business. Ours is not a religion to be ridiculed. Kindly put a stop to this insanity now. Thank you.[/b]

misguided post by a deluded punk!

jobless cowards! Una don kill una brodas finish na women nd children remain abi? Arä lo ma sön pa yìn!!

CrazyMan: Threads like this should sufice...to be honest its one of my best threads on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/1084311/interesting-experiences-corpers-serving-remote

lolz...mch luv crazyman!

A classmate bck in skul was trying to 'giraffe' from her colleague in d exam hall when d invigilator caught her and asked 'what are u doin?'...out of shock and confusion,she replied 'I wa-want to-to collect my eraser and cleaner'!...laff wan kil us 4 hall

Pedagogue: [/color]

D above quoted is really sordid!!! So your babcock (plus other private uni's ) are not "nigerian universities "?


Frankly speaking, d apparent comments from grads of private uni's here have confirmed d generally held opinion about d quality of education they received!!!

How on earth can anyone in his right senses say Babcock is better than OAU!!! Not even the VC of your Uni and any private uni in Nig can say that balderdash!!!

There's absolutely no basis 4 comparison btw top federal uni's and Dese Shylock private uni's...- for instance, despite d fact that accounting students in OAU pay 5,300 per session(as against 1.5m their colleagues pay in Babcock) IFE students carted 6 out of d 11 prizes in this year's ICAN examination...Babcock got none!!! This info is just for d ignorant few that think Uni's like OAU only have 'past glory' . Can anyone tell me d 'present glory' of private uni's.

In another vein, no Private uni in Nig has ever produced a first class grad from the Nigerian Law School....So, what are we talking about fellas!!! [/[color=#006600]color]

*Albeit top federal skulls in Nig (OAU inclusive) have their challenges, they are still way better than these mushroom theology universities!!! D simple truth is, d reason why many parents push their wards to private uni's is 'cos of d difficulty in gaining admission to federal uni's.....or why will anyone in his right senses pay 1.5m for a certificate that will be dumped in the dust bin if a good certificate from a 5,300 naira per session uni like IFE is brandished!!!

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Mindependent: I am very attracted to guys that are very er...dominant and in a way, bad. Say, abusive, treat you like a posession, jealous, aggressive- IN and OUT the bedroom.

I have been in an abusive relationship and even though I know its wrong and dangerous, It used to excite me when I was threatened or attacked.

I know its really bad, but its the only thing that seems to excite me, like if a guy i like just grabs my wrists or pulls/pushes me against something or tells me what to do it really turns me on (outside the bedroom).

I also have dreams where Im my partners posession and he has full control of my life.

I get really bored of 'normal' guys if they dont seem to have this controlling/possessive streak. I dont know how to break the cycle and its hard to seek out these sorts of guys as its not really something you admit is it.

Is this normal?

Ive also always had a fear of men since I was very young (though im not sure why) but i used to be terrified of older men.

7days prayer nd fasting wif Woli Agba @Ori Okè Igbala....on a serious note though,ur okay with a guy pushing u against a wall? Aint dat assault Or some kinda abuse??

One is moved to ask this question considering the tons of 'funny stuff' that make it to the Almighty Nairaland FrontPage...I believe frontpage material should be Informative,Educative and Entertaining, and not 'People tell me am handsome,how true is it?' or 'a pic of tonto dike having her bath' or 'wizkid shirtless'!
So av ur say folkz....what is nl frontpage material?

No wonder 2face went to Dubai!
...nd 4 al y'all that av to quote d entire post b4 commenting,...Nsu rapa unu!

Eziachi: There is something I never get or understood with Christendom and their obsession with the instrument they claimed Jesus was killed. Lets use this analogy for example. Your best friend or your beloved person was assassinated with a gun, then later you and all those that love this person decided make images of this same gun, make replica of the same gun and wear them as jewellery, as charm and venerate this same gun that killed your loved one.
Would that in any way make any sense?
If cross was used in killing Jesus, why would anyone that love Jesus even touch a cross, not alone kiss and venerate a replica of the same cross. It make no sense at all. And I have search the whole of the bible or the history of the apostolic time in the first century to see where Christian followers of the time used cross of any sort, I still had never seen one.
That left me with the questions:
Was Jesus really killed on a cross or something else?
Is there a link between the cross and trinity?
Can the use of cross has anything to do with one of the ancient artefact of the Roman, which along with many of their tradition was smuggled into christianity after killing off the genuine custodian of that faith and hijacked it? Answers will be appreciated.

brodaly,its nt d object of the cross that draws our fascination but wat the cross represents...that one who knew no sin,who bore no guile was made sin and experiencd a shameful death on the cross! What Love,What Sacrifice! To some,the bible is jst a book bt to the xtians,its a manual for living life to its 'glorious fullest'!

littleb: I think God that didn't allow Abraham to kill his own son as sacrifice should not allow His own "son" to be sacrificed and killed over some people's sin.

“And (for) their saying: ‘Indeed we have killed The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah’. And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him but (another) that was made to resemble him to them. And indeed those who differ over it are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except the following of assumption. And they did not kill him for certain.” (Quran 4:157)

nd this is rily in the quran?? Somebody Shoot me!

littleb: I think God that didn't allow Abraham to kill his own son as sacrifice should not allow His own "son" to be sacrificed and killed over some people's sin.

“And (for) their saying: ‘Indeed we have killed The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah’. And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him but (another) that was made to resemble him to them. And indeed those who differ over it are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except the following of assumption. And they did not kill him for certain.” (Quran 4:157)

nd this is rily in the quran?? Somebody Shoot me!

anataala: Dr Zakir Naik - Was Jesus (pbuh) Really Crucified?

I will prove to you now using the Bible that Jesus (pbuh) was not crucified neither was he resurrected.

For a person to be crucified he should die on the cross.



He was put on the cross and bought down very fast in 3 hours. In 3 hours its difficult for a person to die therefore Jesus was alive.
When he was bought down his two cross mates were alive proving even Jesus was alive
Jesus (pbuh) legs were not broken. What use is a broken leg to a dead man? Proving that he was alive.
the stone was removed and the winding sheets were unwound proving Jesus (pbuh) was alive
Jesus (pbuh) was disguised as a gardener. Because he was alive trying to be saved from the Jews
The tomb was roomy and spacious. What use is a spacious room for a dead person? Proving Jesus was alive.
When Mary Magdalene went to touch Jesus (pbuh) he said touch me not. he was alive, it will hurt him, he was in pain
Jesus (pbuh) said “I have not yet Ascended unto My Father” that means he was alive
Mary Magdalene not afraid recognizing Jesus (pbuh)
In the upper room Jesus (pbuh) showed his hand and feet to prove he was not a spirit and that he was alive.
The Disciples were all overjoyed to see him. Because they thought he was dead and the spirit form. They were all overjoyed to see him because he was alive.
Jesus (pbuh) ate broiled Fish and Honeycomb to prove he was alive.
The disciples had heard from Mary Magdalene that Jesus (pbuh) was alive.
Sign of Jonah. As Jonah was in the belly of the whale for 3 days and 3 nights so shall the son of man in the heart of the earth alive.

So if he was alive that means no crucifixion, no resurrection. So in short Jesus (pbuh) was put on the cross according to the Bible but he did not die.

Jesus (pbuh) was not really crucified but was crucificted. It is not crucifixion its crucifiction

That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah.;- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-

Surah 4. An-Nisa' (Women) Verse 157



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Early symptoms of Insanity

a1solution: Acohol is not good for spiritual works so I abstain from it not that is a tabull

I swear down...ur freaking high my bruv! Tabull?? Chei...Angläis has suffered!

Its like joining d army and being placed in the frontline during a war nd refusing to shoot cuz its against ur 'faith'.....Thou Shalt Die lyk a FawuuuL!

Chrichigo: Mehn!.....dis is lack of ignorance....why didnt Jesus refused to obey d laws of land wen he was on earth......is beta u reason b4 u act..

Lack of Ignorance? Why didnt Jesus REFUSED? Nna ehn...E ge gbu madu nèbä o!

Professor Peter: Garri n soup

I see...so that d kind of soup wil become another issue ryt? Starting off anoda tribal/ethnic 'war'?

Godhelpus: Methodist Primary sch sabo,yaba,Lagos
Igbobi college yaba,lagos
Ogun State Polytechnics,Abeokuta.

thot i wuldnt see Methodist Pry sch being repped...phewww!
Methodist Pry
St. Gregory's College,Ikoyi,Lagos.
University of Port Harcourt!

dz ref na BAScARD!

can some1 pls remove Ahmed Musa frm dz match?!...geez!

OmolodMilkman93: I was a child prodigy in my sec skul days too, until uniport pharmacy killed me,

he is cute BTW,

ehya...sowi bro. U mean u got into uniport and d 'prodigyness' in u died? Damn...its a rily Unique Uniport!

pword: No one else speak Igbo or anything related to Igbo unless Igbos,go and read ur history very well or better still consult ur google here u will know better ok.

brodaly...ur folly knws no boundaries! There are ghanains who speak Ibo more than some Ibos! U enta a public forum nd shamelessly advertise folly?
Btw,jst as dey've told u,Tonto is Ikwerre!

Iaz93: What of people wey dey talk for sleep??

p
nw dz got me laffing lyk Kwazy! Bestest questn

Na wa o...so dis debate is stil raging? Una neva taya?! Its well...

@op Its gud to know dat we still got folks interested in the Amazing Super CHICKENS! I got no expectations watsoever frm dz guys. Let dem jst go dre nd play watever is on dre mind...Goodluck to them if dey make it to d quater final.

musKeeto: Holy Vodka congress..

The sheeple go just dey look like slaves. Dey hail their tormentors.

Adeboye dey scam dem with 'the unmentionable'.

GEJ dey scam dem with promises.

All the promises (heaven and good road) resemble for implementation and completion.

Sha, make I no take panadol for another mugu head.


Na d unfortunate 70000 kids wey people dey born for d congress I dey pity..

2012 is about to end and ur stil brainless?! U av the guts to call innocent kids unfortunate? Ur stupidity is scary bruv.

dz thread go reach 5 pages?
dz thread go reach 5 pages.

Sambo wan build 16bn crib?
Sambo wan build 16bn crib!

Kidnapping don dey pay wella?
Kidnapping don dey pay wella!

Dat woman na winch?
Dat woman na winch!

PweetieDoo: When it was 12.12.2012 you'all were busy updating your facebook, twitter, BBM, Whatsapp ect.

Today is 2012.2012 I didn't see any one on my BBM contact update to 2012.2012, even on facebook, twitter or Whatsapp
Today (2012.2012) is more special than 12.12.2012 or 12.12.12 because except the world comes to an end
we would still come across a date like 12.12.12 (12.12.3012, 12.12.4012 etc) but the real fact is that 20.12.2012 will NEVER come again.

ok...so wat should we do now? Fry eggs for you?

BokoHARAM strikes again!...Farouk and Otedola ENTANGLED in a bribery scandal....GEJ remains clueless

Fash/Donald Duke! Wre is dat Donald Duke Dude anyways? Pls we need u sir.

dem tel me say MTN na d best ntwrk 4 naija...Somebody LIED!

If jst 1 of them can be naija's 'Jack Bauer'...

PointB: And your point is . . . ?

His point?....Naija is stil fvckd!