Family › Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried, And Why? by greatdave(m): 10:40pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
bibeetee: This morning, I cried so hard... It's almost four years and we are still trying to conceive. The Lord will hearken to your cry...and the cry of babies will be heard in your home In Jesus Name! |
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by greatdave(m): 6:54am On May 22, 2017 |
Humans we are afterall...Anyone who feels like dropping confessions here is free. There's no gun to anyone's head. I just hope confessions have been made to God first. Once that is settled,go and sin no more!
Surprised no cultist has said anything...with the "solidarity" most seem to show on nairaland. |
Travel › Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by greatdave(m): 10:54am On Mar 30, 2017 |
PLEASE who knows if the Port health services at the airport opens on Saturdays  Please! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Holy Apostles Church Members Protest Against Closure Of Their Church By Police by greatdave(m): 1:13pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
ichommy: Sacred Apostles Church individuals in Ilaje Local Government Area of Ondo State have rioted to dissent the proceeded with conclusion of their congregation.
Individuals from the Holy Apostles Church, Ayetoro in Ilaje Local Government Area of Ondo State turned out in their numbers on Sunday to challenge the proceeded with conclusion of their congregation by the police.
As per Punch, the congregation was shut around the request Ondo State Police Command in January 2016 after an authority emergency in the group.
The individuals say that the congregation is the main church that all individuals from the group go to and whoever is the leader of the riverine group is the leader of the congregation. They asked the administration to reach their guide and end the emergency.
It was likewise accumulated that continuation of the conclusion, individuals from the group were not able love. Amid the dissent on Sunday, admirers who were in their formal attire conveyed notices with various engravings, for example, 'Open our place of love', " Freedom of love is our privilege here,' 'All we are stating, we require a position of among others.
An individual from the group on state of namelessness unveiled that the congregation was at first shut down for a while yet was revived on November 8, 2015 and later shut down again on January 11, 2016 for the second time by the police.
One of the pioneers of the congregation, Mr. Lawrence Lemamu, who talked with writers on the advancement bemoaned that the legislature and police specialist were denying them of their key human appropriate to venerate in the place where there is their fathers.
He stated, "Serving God in love is vital and fundamental to the foundation of this group by our ancestors. Ayetoro is about adoring God."
In any case, another pioneer of the congregation, Bishop Eretan, said the congregation was put under secure in light of the fact that the issue in the group bothered from the congregation, taking note of that it was a piece of the measure utilized to quiet the wronged parties before government swims into settle the emergency.
Eretan said that the conclusion was prescribed as a brief answer for the issue to deflect comparative emergency which initially emitted in 1986, when a life was lost in the common distress.
"Religious emergency is extremely hazardous. In the event that we are not cautious many lives might be lost. A similar instrument utilized then we have connected." he clarified.
http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2017/03/irate-holy-apostles-church-members.html
Never Ever read a more confusing sentence...In fact, the entire article can drive one nuts in an attempt to comprehend!  |
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by greatdave(m): 12:03pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
rednuth: sure u can .. they are good places to get it in lag Specifics please. Names, Addresses, phone numbers? |
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by greatdave(m): 9:35am On Mar 22, 2017 |
Please and even more pleases... Anyone with any idea as to get an ORIGINAL HTC ONE M8 BATTERY? Thanks and God bless! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by greatdave(m): 12:24am On Mar 16, 2017 |
xage: Christianity is a mere mundane hypocrisy, bcoz a blabbing baby knows Jesus is not God, one person cannot represent superior and inferior at the same time.
I wonder how Christian live so comfortably with lies. Blab[b][/b]: To talk foolishly, carelessly or mindlessly. A baby is an infant that at most speaks incoherently. You must have "sense" to actually blab. Sighs! A baby doesn't even know he/she is a baby. A baby will grow, and at the right time acquire the knowledge of right and wrong and decide what path to follow. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by greatdave(m): 12:05am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Maximus85: Pastor. Well done, can you please explain this scripture? Luke 22:42 42 Saying, Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done.
Pastor, please who is praying here? Who was he praying to? Simple questions, we need simple answers. Thank you.
I've got loads of scriptures for you sir.
Another question just poped up now sir... When Jesus got to heaven after his resurrection.... Where was he seated? Lol. I guess he was seated beside (right hand) himself Abi? Pls explain to us.
Sorry o Pastor, another popular scripture came to mind again.... John 3:16. Please who sent who in this scripture? Did someone sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself?
Please explain. Smiles.. I am not a pastor neither am I trying to become one. I have found the truth and I am always glad to share same. Your questions aren't new. They've actually persisted for ages, continuously put forward by humans to justify what they can't and for the most part DONT want to comprehend. I'm just gonna ask this before anything sir maxxy... Do you believe in the Trinity? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by greatdave(m): 11:09pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Maximus85: It's a big shame when a Muslim understands the Bible more than these useless yahoo boys.
Someone should help us read Colosians 1:15
The Bible says Jesus is the first born of all creation... Meaning he was created by who? By God. Jesus in uncountable time referred to God as his father.
This is a big shame.
Some one will come here now and quote John 1:1. Olodo dem gang That is how you guys take a part of scripture and without understanding the full context, hurry to "prove" something. FIRSTBORN as used in vs 15 indicates his PREEMINENCE. The subsequent verses state: For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together (Colossians 1:16,17). Can the created suddenly turn creator? Several other verses also prove Jesus as God including John 8:58, John 10:30-33. I pray that Jesus be revealed to you. God bless! |
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Signs Johnny Drille And DNA Twins To Mavins Records by greatdave(m): 10:56pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
If Johnny Drille is properly managed and given freedom to do music his own way, he'll be the best thing to happen to SMD. However I think he might become something like Adekunle Gold in YBNL... |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor, 14 Others Accepted Islam In OFFA, Kwara State(acadip) by greatdave(m): 9:48pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
afoobabs: do you even know the meaning of the word "the way" it means the right path to the kingdom of God are you saying moses was never the way to the people of isrealite he was sent to liberate are you saying all people that follow him was not on the way and will go to hell. FYI every prophet was a way during his reign such prophet will cease to be a way only wen another prophet emerge after his demise *smiles.... Show me any prophet in any religion that said he was the WAY... all they did was point to the way. JESUS came to say HE IS the ONE all the prophets spoke about. it's really not too hard to comprehend if you open your heart. God bless you! |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor, 14 Others Accepted Islam In OFFA, Kwara State(acadip) by greatdave(m): 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Syjibrin: Could you please sight the exact place I have spelling issue? Point of correction you were suppose to say "I am sure not to hire a SAN like my humble self not that trash you type there say sure I wouldn't allow you draft any documents for you. Remove the sand from your eye before removing peg from someone eyes Mr know all as far as I am concern comunication has not taking place. For an effective communication to take place it must be devoid of ambiguity and as far as I am concern your sentence is incomplete and your write up is making me to have doubt whether you have ever experience the four corner of class room. If you must respond please do keep your dictionary close to you because your error will be listed against you which I am pretty sure you will surely make mistake because of your inability to learn having all the opportunity at your disposal to thrive Hahaha... He keeps making it worse. " concern" "taking" "For AN effective" "experience" "pretty sure you will surely"... Dude, you need help! Your tense problem is spiritual. I give up trading words with you. Have a wonderful day Mr SAN! |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor, 14 Others Accepted Islam In OFFA, Kwara State(acadip) by greatdave(m): 8:28am On Feb 27, 2017 |
Syjibrin: you are honour to chat with Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) Syjibrin. You should not take that privileges for granted otherwise you will leave me with no choice than to engage you in judicial battle. As i had iterated earlier as regards to the status quo. As for taking you to the sharia court am afraid no I will rather sue you for character assercination in a civil court. And i will make sure i use my office as a SAN to dish out a judicious punishment on you that is within the jurisdiction of a stipulated law. Because what you have done contravened character of an individual in section 21 sub section 4 of the criminal code of conduct and it has a severe punishment. I take the pain to explain this because u are a novis and you don't know the gravity of the offence you have just committed for the fact that you have access to internet does not in anyway mean that you should be using the plat form to commit assault on someone. Anyway I don't mean vabal onslaught on you but am afraid we are meeting in the court of law and I advise you should keep mute because what ever you say in this plat for will be use as an evidence against you in the court of law. Sorry if I am been insolent For a SAN, you sure do have spelling issues! I sure wouldn't want you drafting any document for me  |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor, 14 Others Accepted Islam In OFFA, Kwara State(acadip) by greatdave(m): 8:25am On Feb 27, 2017 |
afoobabs: all prophets(Abraham, Jacob Hosea Elijah Elisha Isaiah Moses Jesus including Muhammed (pbh)) are (the way), they teach the word of God which is (the truth) and any one that accept the truth will have (life). that expression do not only applied to Jesus alone. if no one can get to Heaven except tru Jesus , then what will be the fate of the followers of Elijah Isaiah and Moses that doesn't know Jesus. lesson: Jesus was only referring to people of his time (Israelites) not the whole mankind as he (Jesus)later said as long as am on earth I am the light the last time I checked Jesus had died over 1500 years ago. That's where you got it wrong. Every prophet, and in fact "forerunners" of other religions have NEVER confidently said they were the WAY. All they did was speak about or show the way.. But JESUS unequivocally stated that HE IS THE WAY. My Jesus is not a prophet... Nah.. He is the ONLY WAY. Acts 4:12. |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor, 14 Others Accepted Islam In OFFA, Kwara State(acadip) by greatdave(m): 5:06pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
TeamSimple: I am also a convert..I didn't listen or partake in a debate,but the words of the bible itself made me have a rethink. I did a study on Islam,compared the two,prayed to God to set me right coz I was confused.
To my surprise,i woke up on d first day of 2008 and the urge to go to mosque for the morning prayer was just there,mind you I had just attended the crossover night in my church Assembly of God church at Mafoluku the previous night.
Ever since then have never left out a single solat..Alhamdulilah I learnt the hadith and Quran succesfully just under a year.
The most gracious part is that my family found peace,sustenance and grace to practice Islam through me.. In sha Allah, Ma sha Allah. Allah is the greatest. You were confused? And you prayed to God? In the name of Jesus? And i assume you were a genuinely converted Christian filled with the Holy Spirit? And you were subsequently "led" to a mosque?... All I'll say is... Jesus is the WAY, TRUTH and LIFE. God bless you! |
TV/Movies › Re: 2 New Fake Big Brother Naija Housemates Added by greatdave(m): 8:59am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Marvel1206: OK but
I was strolling with my last f*ck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your f*ck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will i tell my parents when i get home" Among others. But then my life is more important than a f*ck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so i had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my f*ck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this" .
"Which kind wahala be dis now" i said to myself. "Look!" i shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, i grabbed my f*ck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, i was already sitting under a shed with my f*ck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, i almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter" She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms. That was how i protected my last f*ck from being giving on this thread 
Comment of the Year... So far! Damn dude.. Funny as.... |
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's Interview About Tuface's Planned Protest (video) by greatdave(m): 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
kenzysmith: When tuface got married public funds were used to spornsor his marriage I really feel sad for you... No need to say more |
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's Interview About Tuface's Planned Protest (video) by greatdave(m): 5:31pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
kenzysmith: Tuface should go and sit down he is one of nigerian problem Can you please tell me how in the world Tuface is one of the country's problems? HOW?!  |
Travel › Re: BRT Introduces New Transport Fares by greatdave(m): 9:30pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
goshen26: *WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!
*...ODIDERE AYEKOTO...*
*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.
*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.
*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:
*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.
*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.
*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.
*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.
*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.
*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.
*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.
*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.
*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.
*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*
*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.
*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.
*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.
*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.
*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.
*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.
*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.
*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.
*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.
*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.
*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.
*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.
*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.
*The list is almost endless..."*
*This is Nigeria of 2016*
*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*
*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*
*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*
*The Minister of Power studied Law*
*The Minister of Communications studied Law*
*The Minister of Transport studied English*.
*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*
*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*
*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*
*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*
*IGP studied Agriculture*
*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recess Deep. They promised CHANGE, we didn't ask what kind. Yet my people will refuse to come out to protest. We all scared to die... Ready to continue suffering in silence. What a country! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Take The Gospel Story Quiz To Prove Your Bible Knowledge! by greatdave(m): 6:22am On Dec 31, 2016 |
The joy with which these so called atheist pounce on any thread to discredit the bible or the Christian faith truly amazes me. You scratch and try to find any reason to justify your "there is no God mantra" even when deep inside you, something yearns and reaches for God. I know most of y'all have experienced some delay or disappointment to make you "turn". But there is nothing or no one more real than God and his son Jesus who died for our sins. He loves you! God bless you! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Future Leaders Programme Graduate (2016) With GSK by greatdave(m): 11:15pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
davisoncrusoe: Do they usually send a mail informing one of the phone interview before it actually happens? Not to my knowledge. The call just comes in... Outta the blues! |
Romance › Re: A deeper look into the act of masturbation. by greatdave(m): 8:10am On Aug 28, 2016 |
2 Corinthians 10:5 says Casting down[b] imaginations[/b], and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every[b] thought[/b] to the obedience of Christ;
As humans, some thoughts come naturally to us, what we do with the thoughts eventually define us. Acting on the sexual thoughts with self in masturbation is absolutely wrong. When the thoughts come, take a walk, have a cold shower, and most effectively counter it with the Word of God. No true believer indulges in the act of masturbation and doesn't feel guilty or even condemned. Grace is available to stop, only make that commitment and believe. God bless us all! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Future Leaders Programme Graduate (2016) With GSK by greatdave(m): 8:18pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Future Leaders Programme Graduate (2016) With GSK by greatdave(m): 6:29pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
Darlx: Woke up this morning to find ONLINE ASSESSMENT TEST invite in my mail box from GSK..................siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiince I'd long forgotten I even applied.
As e dey hot, I just rush do am this morning before I even bath sef. (Yes!!! I said that)
Then about 5mins ago, I got this email from them:
Dear XXXXXXX,
Good news. You’ve successfully passed the online assessment stage of our selection process for the role of Commercial (Pharmaceuticals) Future Leaders Programme Graduate (2016).
We are now reviewing your application as part of our application process. Once we’ve done this, we’ll contact you as soon as we can to tell you whether we can take things any further.
Thanks for the time and effort you’ve put into the application process so far.
Kind regards,
The GSK Recruitment Team
Did you notice the [size=30pt]we’ll contact you as soon as we can to tell you whether we can take things any further.[/size] 
Simply put, this ain't a TRUE success mail indicating that you're progressing to the next round. What its saying subtly is NA NOW WE GO SETTLE DOWN LOOK YOUR APPLICATION AGAIN, CON DECIDE WEDA WE GO PROGRESS YOUR APPLICATION OR KICK YOU OUT. Mstchweeeeeeeeeeew
That means some fellas may still be dropped even after seeing this "success mail". GSK beyt y
Anyways, wishing us all the very best! At least its something to hope on for the time being...
Remember: It ain't over until we are celebrated.
Is this " success mail" for everyone that completes the test or some actually got "regrets"? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Breweries Test Invite For Trainee Shift Manager 2016 by greatdave(m): 9:56am On Jul 25, 2016 |
Anyone from a different field from those listed in the ad get an invite? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Dead Body Of Eunice Mojisola Olawale Killed In Abuja While Preaching. by greatdave(m): 9:28pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
EvilSeeed: www.nairaland.com/attachments/3956277_dadc1_jpg4c1179bd244536c85fb5b7ea2f547efa
She was warned.
Even her Husband told her not to go to that neighborhood to preach again.
She didn't heed the warning.
She kept on doing her thing thus inciting the Muslims.
The Muslims react and she dies in the process.
People start shouting Islam is not a religion of Peace.
So that justifies her murder? Why couldnt they have reported her to the police or something? Killing her was the best way to shut her up? The Gospel of Christ cannot be killed! May her gentle soul rest in peace! |
Christianity Etc › Re: 104 Christians Convert To Islam In Delta State. See Photos by greatdave(m): 5:08pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
RooRuudRonSaha: the same jesus that couldn't save himself. The same god that drank the blood of his own son,what. A wicked god. Christianity is poo. I rather join egungun than christianity. I'm guessing you haven't really read the bible sir...Jesus CHOSE to did for all mankind...including you. Drank the blood of his son...seriously? Jesus loves you man...accept his love and be saved! |
Politics › Re: Oil, Electricity Workers Opt Out Of Strike by greatdave(m): 4:21pm On May 17, 2016 |
The same electricity workers that have been "striking" since forever  ...Make dem gerrat?! |
Celebrities › Re: DNA Twins, Clint And Blair Kidnapped. PLEASE HELP!!! by greatdave(m): 9:37pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
Lord pls let these ones be found...alive and well.
Interestingly, no one has asked "Who kidnapping esp"? |
Education › Re: NDDC 2016 Postgraduate Foreign Scholarship Application Commences by greatdave(m): 2:36pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
agongajoseph: can help u wit admission letter from my university here in Russia, ull get it tommorrow, thru email, ull use it for application, after d whole process then ull start looking for admission letter from ur skool of choice Bros...dave_2great@yahoo.com needs it. Thanks |
Politics › Re: Abba Moro Heads To Kuje Prisons by greatdave(m): 3:07pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
God please, let this guy be seriously dealt with in prison and jailed for a very very very long time. Amen! |
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