₦airaland Forum

Not far from the truth, how can a president instruct the CBN Governor not to devalue Naira when all indices are pointing at that direction.
At the end everything still fall apart, leave these institutions for professional to handle it but politicians won't hear.

OmaniPadmeHum:
Go and prepare for your interviews and if you wish, pray to whatever you believe in for favor.

Reports are that the DPR itself is preparing for this so much that interviewing personnel have been sent on a few days refresher course on interviewing, identifying red flags, identifying confident and technically sound interviewees, etc. etc.

You will meet professionals at their various areas of expertise during the interview.

Special note to the HSE Division guys (Environmentalists etc) . The Managers and Directors in this Division that will likely conduct the interviews are not your REGULAR everyday civil servants who don't know what they are doing. Don't think you can come give wishy-washy answers on that day. Go prepare. I am not creating tension.. prepare so that on that day you will be Calm, Confident, Knowledgeable and Wise.

Finally, forget about all this '' there is man known man '' thing. Not all of you will come in. That is how life is. But does that mean you shouldn't try your best at this stage after coming this far?

A lot of us got in by merit. And we are living witnesses to this fact.

@Op, Please do you have any idea of what is likely to be the kindly questions Electrical Engr. Will face or how the department is structured when he is finally employ.
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Funny people every where, it really sounds very funny.
As in you never really care about anything then probably small doo was coming in.

Tamihawtt87:
Lol don't be DECEIVED. Even the people that were added and sent update email were selected via result not the initial aptitude test. If you doubt that ask any engineer that got the recent update email. They probably had a first class. Anyone with portal closed now will take a miracle or stakeholder slot to get an invite. No need for arguments..interview still on for 4th so hopefully invites should be sent soon n all this will be put to rest. Goodluck everyone

Hi, will like to reach you for something, can you drop your contact at valuepointengineer@yahoo.com
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Of what used is the bvn that was filled during application if they cannot use it to know account that is receiving salary every month.
Backwardness is in our blood.

The oil palm seedlings are not even up to a thousand so how will it generate a thousand job.
Lack of what to post on Nairaland.

But where is the hen, not even an "okuko" was seen there.

dumie:
Overrated actress with the backside of an average Nigerian woman.....Nothing so spectacular

Epain am because your back side no reach her own. Just go buy artificial to support yours.

IYANGBALI:
Her only problem is her armpits odour

Don't tell me you have been smelling her armpit everyday or she is paying you to do the job.

Nothing like erection there.

Can't a richly endow person do his pastor work in peace.

The sadness is real, but why now?

He forgot say Ahahowa still never get opportunity to play for that club self.

See the number of people view this topic, Nigeria is a useless country, no light for people to watch the match.

We are test running keepers, I used to hear of test running engine, now na keeper naija dey test run.

Isorite.

Who put that picture there and for what purpose? Now I believe that even Senators and minister are involve in this Evans kidnapping case.

@op, Nairaland use juju on you, you believe everything you see.

I just forgot what I wanted to type.

How you can be invited for DPR interview:
1. Pay a sacrificial offering of not less than 5k.
2. Pay fasting and prayer offering for Prophet to fast on your behalf, amount N5000 flat.
3. Pay church building offering of any amount not compulsory.

After successful interview, guidelines will be given on how to be sure of the job.
Call for account number.

Am also hopeful shaa to be invited for an interview but you can try your luck with me, you know a Prophet cannot do miracle for himself.

To increase!

Another future impossible tense.

This is just the starting point, with determination we will pull down the strong hold.
Good job, am solidly behind this move.

Gra...waiting? If you put ...duate na you know. Gate man even better, even if nna night watch who cares, just tell me when to resume.

After how many months, is it lack of what to celebrate or what?

Modify:
FTC, I dedicated this to everyone that was killed during operation python dance with IPOP members.

A peaceful Nigeria is what we want.
True federalism is the key.

Dancing to Savanah Bank to withdraw my first to comment allowance, Seun and Lala hope you still have my account number.

Me too I need loan of 300k I beg you with the name of God.
If you loan me the cash ehh, if I no marry you may thunder fire me.
Contact me if you care.

As for your old 500k just chill he will give you, May be he is still trying to balance somethings first.

And why is Obaseki doing face like chimpanzee in the second picture?
I bow for Edo State with all these handsome Governor.

So which Solutions have you suggested so far.

Mine was a very embarrassing experience, although I wasn't really showing off or boasting but my status then was showing that I came from a wealthy home because am always neat and good looking.

It happens when I was attending lessons preparing for WAEC and Jamb. I was one of the best students in that lesson then so everyone knows me very well and the lesson was a very big one.

So after WAEC and Jamb, everyone went their different ways, so I was joining my uncle to sell fan ice at gate area of Ibadan.
One faithful day I was moving up and down selling the yoghurt, I went to sell for some people inside a bus that was loading Ile Ife, loo and be hold I saw one of my lesson girl in the bus, and we both know ourselves very well because she was also doing very well in the lesson. So she shouted Joe, and I too call her back name Bimpe or Folakemi can't remember now, I ask her were she was going and she said university of Ife, that she has been given admission there, so I say goodbye to her and left.

My whole world Was like the ground should open and swallow me.

Another one happened still while I don't selling the yogurt.
One day I was so tasty so I bought this water then that they use while nylon to wrap.
As I was drinking the water, the nylon got burst and the water pour on I girl, only for me to raise up my eyes and discovered it was another of my lesson mate. That was how I said sorry to her and she left. This girl leave close to my street but we don't talk that much, only greetings.

That was how I went to my uncle to drop the yogurt and informed him am not feeling too fine, so I went home for that day and decided to relocate to Lagos.

When my uncle was back I told him I want to relocate to Lagos to see if I can get work to do and be saving till my admission comes.
He said I should stay back at Ibadan and be selling the yogurt and be saving all the profit but I refused and he allowed me to relocate to Lagos.
These two were very painful experience, I thank God Shaa.
Na phone I use type, so don't mind my bad grammar.

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