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papindinho:
nice one...


Welcome to the most rat-populated block in ETF hall.lol

chaii, thats bad news mehn! foodstuffs arent safe...
I hate rats... am comin wif a full sack of rat-poison.

papindinho:
8 sir.


##Block 4 room 9

Thanks boss... i waz given block 4 room 3, so close...

"My latest love life" Does that make any sense?
*modified*
No be u just post say ur friend collect ya babe?? Guy, Ya Sick!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I can't find the "gbese", even with torchlight. [/color]

you're also searching the "gbese"... ain't using torchlight, am using streetlight mehn! Rubbish thread..

k

wristwatch:
Yes Boss

Those days when men were boyz... konji do me strongthing, i remembered travelling 4rm Lagos to Makurdi just to bleep..

This is what I call... The Book Of Psalms
Boring and Long..

papindinho:
welcome to the hall of prestige and dignity.

The basic odds are:

i) you get to struggle for a seat to watch any football match as the small common room is always inundated with crowds. Mind you, ETF is more or less an extension of Awo Hall according to history.

ii) You get to wake up to the noise of the chirping birds

iii) You get to struggle your way out through the tiny path between ETF and Awo hall.

iv) You get to literally curse the butteries that stay locked for as long as they deem fit before opening

v) You get to play football on a coarse field that is capable of redesigning the 'natural lines' on your feet.



Welcome

Please hw many legalized students per room?

papindinho:
a wonderful job you're doing here ma. Jazakumulahu Khaeran.


For hostel clearance and SU fee should not be more than #1000 total.


Been away cause of Malaria.... Any prospective ETFite?

Present sir... which block and room are u given?

DEEWHON:
it depends on the kind of bunkee you have....

Please explain further...

I found it difficult to understand while reading it...

Enlarged holes...

Lalasticlala...

You are inlove with ya cousin to the extent of bleeping eachother? wtf!...
You are sick!
Wetin person no go read for NL seff...

softapple:
just drop ur contact

Nah... Gimme her contact.

vizkiz:
like someone called them "kidult"

Lolzz.. Ignore the guy jare, its already a part of him.

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]You're a god forsaken piece of dogshit. A cretinous fvcktard.

In 2 words, explain to me who the fvck are you to tell me how to reply. [/color]

Buhahahahaha...
I can see you are a psycopathic patient who needs medical attention urgently...
**modified**
Just checking ya profile now... Don't tell me you're blackett... ya my nigga, man! Keep calm and drink origin..

vizkiz:
the other stuffs you typed made 5% of sense(considering the fact that you are an aggresive nigga who goes around typing abusive words to others)

But that shii in Bold meant jack squat!

Bro, you just wrote what am about writing... Kids everywhere

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]Hold up a minute. . .

Your whole existence relies solely on a woman giving you appraisal? Your life is so worthless and pathetic you are on all social media platforms? And because of your hapless inability to "score" on all attempts on social media, all girls are forming?

You're a human goat.[/color]

You are a fool of the highest hierarchy, must you include abusive words in ya replies??

RomanceLander:
Op when your teacher asks you the occupation of your parents, it doesn't mean he is looking for who to borrow money from

Why would she ask me my dad's occupation?? isn't that absurd, abi dat 1 dey among her job ni... I go start dey suspect him/her right from that moment, incase...

*scratches head*
Am coming, make i chop finish...

Hmm... you are gonna get addicted soon..
Bleep on bro! Ya d*ck is ya strength!

zinachidi:
lol ya, when i started using a blackberry, i added this lady up from naija pings, she had a pretty DP. Very fair and stunningly beautiful, in my mind , i said 'GOd, na so u dy work?' when we started talking, i complimented her picture and she was like 'thank u dear' after sum time, she told me she had an android for sale? I told her to snap d phone and send d pic for me, when she did, i found out that her skin was very dark, cos she placed the fone on her palm. Chai i wan die.

Not enough evidence, she might ask another person to hold the phone while she snaps...

wristwatch:
My friend is analysing it too as d doctor mentioned same thing but He said the chances for sickle cell anaemia children is high.

The probability of him giving birth to a SS is just 25%, not high if you ask me... The probability of him giving birth to a CARRIER i.e AS is 75%... Personally, I think he can proceed to wed the babe.
He can scan the foetus during pregnancy to be sure its not SS, buh if its SS, D&C can be done...

Dammytrager:
okay in my little knowledge

1. #20,000
2. We have not been given a date to start payment and as such we don't know the deadline
3. There are varieties of banks given and they are mostly the new generation banks, we have not een given an account number yet
4. Also a fresher n I don't really know about the registration stuff yet but there will be an instruction on the registration process
5. There is no cause for alarm, You will know all the important stuff you need to know, just keep following this thread, let's just fold our arms and watch as event unfolds

Thanks a bunch man!

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 031 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

I guess you know more about the school. Pls Kindly answer the following questions:
1. How much is the acceptance fee?
2. When is payment going to close?
3. Which Bank are we gonna use for the payment and the account number?
4. Enlighten me about the e-portal registration stuff
5. Other important stuff i need to know
Am a jambite... Thanks.

XtraSmooth404:
Hi, got any link? I wanna download that movie

I can help you with that...
http://mp4mobilemovies.net/showmovie.php?id=5499

K

You are fvcking lost man... Performing Art Section in romanceland??
And...
Your topic isn't well constructed...