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alhajimikehell: j o b le ss ne ss

wat makes hm jobless? Is it d observation he made?

Wetin dy wori dat Giwa self. Make hm go find anoda job o. Dis 1 no go wrk out.

MRbrownJAY: Nonsense from Platini......again. player are "invited" to play for the national team and they have all the rights to decline the offer to play. if a player is burned out and does not want to play then let the coach know it and build a team around willing and able players.

Platini and his BS, someone should shut him up once and for all.

i was wondering wen it a became crime 4 sum1 2 retire 4rm playing. Is it by force? The worst is dat he treaten banning hm in his club! Nawao

Michel Platini says he does not understand Franck Ribery's decision to retire from international football and said he could be punished if he refuses to play.
The Bayern Munich winger was a late withdrawal from the France squad which played in the World Cup earlier this year because of an injury and he subsequently announced his retirement from the national team. The Frenchman's Bayern team-mate Philipp Lahm has also decided to end his involvement with his national team after winning the World Cup with Germany.
And Platini says he is confused by the players' decisions, insisting Ribery could be punished if he refused a call up by coach Didier Deschamps.
"I have zero understanding of this," the Uefa president toldBild."It is not the decision of the players, whether they come to the national team. This is the decision of the coach.
"If there is disagreement between Lahm and Low, the Germany coach will no longer call on him, that's one thing. But basically it is not Lahm's decision, it's Low's.
"[With Ribery] it's a very different situation. Franck Ribery cannot simply decide whether he plays for France or not. If coach Didier Deschamps invites him, he must come to the national team.
"This is defined in the Fifa statutes. If he does not come, he is suspended for three games with Bayern Munich. I don't understand him anyway. He is French, the European Championship in 2016 will take place in France!"
http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/5088704

Gbege

When i read d story of d children of israel and God, i begin to wonda if d israelites have senses at all. Looking at hw they turn away 4rm God even after al the signs and wonders he performed in dia sight. If Jesus christ came from heaven to dis world; yet could nt please man, i wonda hw a felo man wl achieve dat. No wonda d same multitude dat followed hm, listen to his teaches and ate his food, were stil d same ppl dat called 4 hm 2 b cruxified. I could remember sum tym ago in dis same forum, wen evry1 was hailing hm; BIG BOSS! BIG BOSS!! For winning d afcon title nd oda successes, Sayin of hw he has neva bn won by an african team. Nw, those same ppl are ones calin 4 his sack, dat he is incompetent. Dis fans dat knw ntin abt futbal wnt d team 2 always win, wtout knwin dat it is impossible in futbal. There is always a day 4 u to lose. Dat is football. Name me any of ur so greatest coach dat has nt bn trashed at least 3 - 0. Dis attitude dat sum of u re shwing is mans' greatest undoing dat has made God 2 set aside a judgement day 4 hm.

Al dis posters above me typing rubbish, did u read d post at all? Bad belle ppl. Dnt allow d hatred 4 ur felo man 2 kil u o.

ClintonNzedimma: i want small of what you are smoking....i think you are talking of barca reserve team that would still beat arsenal talkless of man u


epl is too small for barca or madrid....even atl madrid could come and dominate for 3 years in epl....
Epl is just a competition of averageness

yet dis average teams stil win d champions league ahead of these your perfect teams. Wel, d champions league wl start nxt month. Lets just watch.

Debroslink: Just like they beat Athletic Bilbao home and away when Ferguson was coach shey?

Mid table team in EPL can never win a top laliga team, but Mid table laliga teams always beat top teams in England.
E.G Atletico Madrid vs Liverpool

if u can say "never" in football, then u knw little abt futbal.

Hw many career dis guy wan pursue self

Naija, wich way

I hope say no b scam

cr7lomo: If real Madrid and barca join d EPL , it will still b a two horse race .

are u sure u hv taken ur drugs. Even man u at dis dia present condition can stil beat barca or madrid.

Wetin dy wori dis fifa ppl self.

Olammy76: so u be sec sch teacher....but u surpose dey Education section now..y are u here..dnt get 2 exicted dat i call u sec sch teacher....u are teaching private sch whr dey pay u 4,500 per month.....4 ur information and others am nt man.u Fan

i just wanted u 2 knw dat u re referring 2 d past. Old things have passed away. Lo! Evrytin is new now. Are u troubled by d present?

@op, for your info, history has been removed from Nigeria's secondary sch. Syllabus.

I just have natural love 4 d guy. If dis interview realy hapened, then it is touching. Bt one statement he made dat made me love hm d more was wen he said he hates jealousy, dat he hates it wen parents cause their children wen anoda player is being played ahead of dm. Dat wen you are given the opportunity to play, you should use it to do ur best.

Na so

We no wan later hear say dm dy innocent o. Innocent ppl no dy waka 4 nite, and dm no dy tel lie.

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Nawao 4 dis African Salad o.

Time wl tell. One thing is sure; there is nothing hidden under the sun.

Elijah348: you just wrote my mind..... Most a times i do sleep on nairaland.... Lol i think to my standard, this forum is the best in Africa..

same wt me.

Olucheye: 1 If you were given a box of pencils, list 10 things you could do with them that are not their traditional use.

1. Use it to Turn a traditional radio cassette.
2. Chop into small pieces, to be used spot markers
3. Remove the graphite in it and use it a lubricant for my lab machine or key lock as the need may arise.
4. Use to fix stubborn zip on my clothes.
5.open things sealed up in plaStic... Like a 5alive seal.
6. Put it in a ruler that has a hole on it and spin like we use to do in primary school. Helicopter of life, chief boredom savior.
7. Play drums and make music/noise.
8. The eraser could clean any corrections.
9. Would also serve as a makeshift ruler in times of desperate need. E.g plotting a graph... Axis X & Y.
10. A deadly weapon. For example, stabbing either the Carotid artery(ies) or jugular vein(s)

2. How would you solve problems if you were from Mars?
If I was from Mars, problems on earth will be alien to me, hence the need to go into explorative research to determine cause, effects, and proffered solution.

On a lighter note, I'd wake up from my dream and stop imagining if I was from Mars. It's certain already that in this life, i will never be from Mars...I'm already an earthling!

3. What's the most creative way you can break a clock?

Remove the battery or knock out the engine cold.It will still tell the right time twice everyday.

4. A disc is spinning on a spindle, and you don't know which way. You are given a set of pins. Describe how you would use them to determine which way the disc is spinning.

Drop the base of the pin first on the disk, the direction which the tip of the pin fall towards is the backward direction while the base will point forward.

5. You have a bag of with "N" number of strings. At random, you pull out a string's end. You pull out another string end and you tie the two together. You repeat this until there are no loose ends left to pull out of the bag. What is the expected number of loops?

Number of Loops = N/2 - X(string's end)

Mathematicians, kindly help.

6. You want to design a phone for deaf people — how do you do it?

It'll only have only a vibrat*r (which one is romance machine again Seun) and a compatible screen, then a software that coverts all voice calls to text on his phone.
2. Phone will come with a real or virtual keyboard to reply both voice and texts all in form of messages.
3. Each notifications will vibrate to notify him/her of all alerts

7. How would you design an elevator?

Traditional styled with a couple of extra designs such as being opaque to people on the outside for privacy, music while you ride it on high rise buildings, fresh air vent for occupants from people who fart while riding.

8. Why should we not hire you?

I hate being stereotypical. Hence, if the offered job position isn't going to offer me challenges that will afford me developmental and mental growth via deep thoughts and adept research, I'll get weary and bored which consequentially will impede my productivity and contributions as a staff.


9. How do you compute the collision of two moving spheres? Give me both the mathematical equations for the solution as well as an algorithmic implementation.

Sorry, I'm a graduate of the college of Medicine.
But I think it should be somewhat related to recoil speed.
If you remember Okeke Physics.

10. Name as many Microsoft products as you can.

Word, PowerPoint, Excel, spreadsheet, windows 97, 98, Vista, Windows 7, windows 8, internet explorer, Windows phone OS (Nokia Lumia Series) e.t.c


Permit me to add, I'm a fresh graduate who's actively seeking internship opportunities with Public health related NGO's but I'm not limited to that, as I'd appreciate any opportunity to put to active use my versatility in any organization. I'd appreciate any opportunity to prove myself.
Kindly send me a PM on NL if you've got any available opportunities.

Cheers!

Simply put. Your efforts, and that of your parents were not in vain. They will be proud of you.

jideomowunmi: Wa abt d free sex..... ..u skipped da part....

i dnt knw wat u re talking about o.

Since i joined Nairaland last year, i have benefitted alot from this wonderful forum. These benefits are what i have decided to share with my fellow Nairalanders and know if there are other things they have befitted from the forum that are different from mine.
I am not a good composer or writer, so i will not elaborate much on my points.

1. News and Information: Nairaland has always kept me updated on informations and happenings. Information; they say, is wealth
2. Education: This fact cannot be overemphasized, as it has always made stand strong and come out victorious in my numerous academic arguments.
3. Fun and Jokes: This one is the main theme for this write up. The way i laugh when i read the numerous comments by the many comedians on this forum make people around me begin to suspect if i have eaten the "ero nturu m ochi". Whenever i am downcast, i just login to the forum to ease up and make myself happy.
What are your own benefits.

I jst d smile

zizytd: Hmm, so na only d men dae enjoy am,wen u go dae shout harder harder, u know dae enjoy am? Make him pay u abi. U dae pay for all d power wae e dae use do harder?

ask am!
Though i am against sex b4 marriage.

End time things.

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Such is life.