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airmark:
Senseless Boathand

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wait, this nigga actually made way for marcelo?

Eruditor:
I already did.

if you are so sure, you will accept my offer

TeflonBlixx:
Maybe, just maybe you can see the future. What do I know sef?

I know one thing for sure that IF the reverse happens, you aren't going to eat your hand as you promised or 'staked'.

Just another talk is cheap shyte. Imagine yourself grilling your left limb on a guaze.

Mad oo

even the future is not stable. It can change.

Eruditor:
You amuse me...really.

My statement means one thing. I am surprised you did not get it.

are you ready to put money on it?

Eruditor:
That shows how small the team was. They were in the 3rd division and he won the league and qualified them to the second playing breath-taking football.

I won't eat my hands. I have told you people. Only celebrate when it is mathematically impossible for Liverpool to lose the title. You who got laughed at when Barca led 3-0 last season should know anything can happen. Nobody has ever won the league with 64 points.

this oga eyes Don dey clear small small.

BlueRayDick:
I was surprised seeing Kante capitulate even before the boy began sprinting. On another day I would've confidently placed a bet kante would dispossess Martinelli without committing a foul in the process.

Maybe Kante should see the bench more in coming days, he looks kind of tired sha

you guys should cut this guy some slacks. He is being rushed back from injury every now and then. Don't you know that such things have effects on the player?

These loses and draws Don bother me, because I know the expectation I had for the club this season. Fortunately, the club is currently exceeding such expectation.




My only anger is that we missed out on the super cup and are about to miss out on the other cups.



But, If we can focus all our attention on the fa Cup and win it, I will take it as a huge success this season.

ultron12345:
Rubbish

Firstly, I do not support owing employees salaries. Salaries should always be paid when due as specified in the employment contract. If for some reason, you can't afford the salaries at that particular time, inform the employees of the situation, explain to them and an understanding should be reached.

I will however talk about the so-called 'Peanut Salary'. What exactly is peanut salary?. Were you not informed of the salary before taking the job?. If the salary is too small for you, then the solution is simple, don't take the job. If you've already taken it, then resign, abi did they tie your hands and legs.

Salary is determined by productivity and market-value. You cannot be producing N4000 and be expecting to be paid N10,000.

Demand and supply of labour must also be put into consideration. When demand of labour is higher then the supply, wages are high, but when demand of labour is less than supply, wages are low.

You don't expect an employer to pay N1,000,000 when others are willing to take less. Will you buy a bag of rice at N200,000 when the near-by store is selling the same bag of rice and the same quality at N50,000. Never. So why do you expect employers to do otherwise. The same way an employee will not stay with an employer paying him N100,000 when another employer is willing to pay him N900,000.

Some companies honestly can't pay better. How can you expect a school in one small, interior town, that collects school fees of N6000 per term to be paying salary of N50,000 per month to teachers.

If you're not happy with salary you're offered, then don't accept the job or resign. If you're worth more than that salary, you will surely see other employees willing to pay your more than what you were paid before. If I offer salary of N40,000 per month, and no-one takes the job, I will be forced to increase the salary in order to fill the vacancy. You can also choose to start your own business and begin paying water-melon salaries instead and we'll see how long you'll stay afloat.

Let's also not forget how lazy and wicked Nigerian employees are. They are ready to ruin your business with fraud at the slightest opportunity. All they do is to steal your money. That is why Nigerian employees coined the phrase "Na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make them dey callam work-chop (workshop)" as a way to justify their fraudulent character. Money that is supposed to be used to sustain and expand the business and even provide better packages for the staff will then have to be used to employ extra-staff to monitor each other, biometric scanners, CCTV cameras and other things that are not supposed to be needed, just to monitor staff to avoid fraud.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around. Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

The major problem of doing business in this country isn't power or infrastructure, it's finding honest and competent manpower. The average Nigerian employee is waiting to steal from you. The ones in management positions will not only be stealing but will be hiring incompetent staff solely because they are his friends, relatives or church members. That's why I don't blame companies who hire expatriates like Indians and Lebanese for sensitive positions like Finance and Accounting even when we have qualified Nigerians.

Some people have money to do business in this country but they don't have time for it. They'll have employed staff to manage it, but they can't do that because there are no trustworthy staff in Nigeria, so they abandon the idea, and rather invest their money in treasury bills and fixed deposit accounts. And later, they'll be complaining they there are no jobs when they are killing all the businesses with their evil character.

Let's not forget their rude attitude that they'll use to drive all your customers away, just like they exhibit in government offices.

That's why they like government work, where they're allowed to be lazy and to steal. Where they can get money without adding any value. Where they can steal, where they can come to work by 10pm, gist till 12pm, sleep till 3pm and spend the next hour preparing to leave by 4pm. And they'll go home and tell people they went to work. That is why our government agencies are not working, that is why our government corporations like NNPC and others are not working. That is why we say Nigerian government cannot run business. Any private company that allows such will fail like Nigerian government agencies and corporations have failed.

If you think your salary is Peanut Salary, then quit and sart your own business and be paying water-melon salaries. By the time you crumble, you'll start blaming Buhari.

Peanut salary ke, paw-paw salary ni.
Resign and start your own.

may God Almighty bless you abundantly for this piece. Amen.

Which kind craze be this?

Unlimited22:
He is actually right. Mason Mount is a cheap Dele Alli. When he's not scoring, you don't see the point of him.

I asked this question a while ago and I was told that he 'presses the opposition'.

That dude doesn't have a creative bone in his body.

you guys are just getting to know this now?


I only watched him twice to know that he is just a dele alli 2.0

Finally we have a fullback that is flawless in crossing in the person of James. Nigga can whip crosses.




Teams have learnt to sit back against us. Not looking good.

KingAzubuike:
No you can't get such info from the fifth stand. It's an exclusive info only officially registered fans and members of the Chelsea supporters club can get.

chai. Sorry

KingAzubuike:
Kepa


James , Christensen, rudiger, azpi

Mount , jorginho, Ross

Willian, tammy, ChO

is this from the 5th Stand?

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

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Thank me later

MorataFC:
Emeka Ihedioha goofed big time, the moment he was sworn in he Bagan to dismantle every statue Rochas has built in the state, we all know these statues have nothing to do with economy of the state it has nothing to do with welfare or contribute any means to people but notwithstanding he has no right to demolish them. Sorry to say that's immature from him.

are you from or live in Imo State?

seankafor:
nowhere is safe bro

make I leave first

Damn!! Nigeria is really scary now.

Lord, take me out of this shithole.

SkimpleD:
You be pickin?

I just dey try imagine your comments as words

lol.
I be taata

Swissh:
Are you not concerned that your so called legend is stinking up Madrid with his poverty stricken numbers?

I will not keep repeating myself. I have said it before, only time will tell. So, stop disturbing me.

BTW, this is not Madrid thread.

popizaino:
Good one on the bolded. They just overrate the squad pep guardiola met that year to make stupid claims. Personally I still think what Conte met at Chelsea was better than what pep met at City.

each time you type this, it irritates me. Seriously.

Swissh:
So any update about your Flop Hazard


CC Thorrvik55
mapoka
Greatihe
Segedinho
Hazardfan1
Popizaino

you will not respect yourself now?

Eruditor:
I put the year. 2012/13. Abi you want to claim that was a different Barca? That was Pep's sabbatical year but it was the same team na abi?

Remember, we are talking TEAMS now not managers.

you are quick becoming like raumdeuter in everything

TalabiAudu:
Bwhahahaha

Pap admits he is a fraud

What a response from Pep Guardiola. pic.twitter.com/AngpTMnFfE

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) January 3, 2020

mehn, make them just free this man nah.


What I like about this man is how he cunningly accepts L.



But, if he starts winning now, he will still cunningly start throwing jibes

Eruditor:
O ye of little faith.

Why do you doubt?

by April it will become



Why did you doubt.


By then your hand and money Don lose.

Eruditor:
My hand is and will be intact.

even if pool win league?

airmark:
Can we now burnthisleaguedown, Bundesliga? The league he won all the time.

So you've now agreed epl is not like your mumu league. Happy new year.

you catch am red handed

Eruditor:
LOL.

If they ask you now, you would go mute.

ask me what?

Eruditor:
It is Pep Guardiola. So they will never agree. As if City did not lose 4 games last season to LFC's only 1 when they still won the league.

Injury to a team depends on
1. If you have sufficient replacement for that player
2. If the player's role is significant to the team's overarching game

City for e.g can survive without Aguero (albeit he is better than Jesus) simply because Jesus is not a huge dropoff on Aguero.

But Otamendi is a HUMONGOUS dropoff on Laporte and is solely responsible for 2 City losses this season.

Allison Becker and VVD are pivotal to Liverpool's game. They will draw and lose one or two games were one or the other is missing. If both, they will lose multiple games.

Salah, Mane are key but you can survive if one or the other is missing. The output will definitely reduce but a 1-0 win is still a win.

So part of City's frailties this season so far is not just injury but injuries to KEY components. Another reason is motivation. Motivation to churn out 30+ wins again.

In the years United won the EPL back to back to back, you can look at their collection of points: 79, 91, 80 and 89, 87, 90. Pep got 276 points in his first 3 seasons. Which is better than anything United did in that time frame.

This season, RM and Barca will have the same points as City and Leicester after 21 games and they are 1 and 2 in La Liga. So City are competing meaningfully regardless of a slightly dampened level of motivation.

The only issue is...Liverpool are performing well-above the mean that is clearly unsustainable. It also helps that they seemed to have enjoyed favors that could have created chinks in their armour.

I agree with your point, but for your last paragraph, City benefitted as much during their own league wins.

Eruditor:
lol.

HOW else will I know if the players SAF inherited were better than City players in 2016? Did I see those players play?

The only way I can judge them is their PREVIOUS achievement. Just like if CFC end up winning the league this season. Only a fool will turn around next season if they are 15th to say they are no better than Sheffield who maybe are 12th that season.

you don't even know how to turn amala.
Go ask raumdeuter to amala turning lessons.





Do you also need an explanation to the word "contradict"?

raumdeuter:
Juup was forced to retire. He didn't retire voluntarily

that is a lie

Eruditor:
Of course, you and Larride belong to the same group of people with functioning brains.

Essentially the same CFC players finished 3rd, 1st and 10th. I said that squad was not a 10th-placed squad. If they finish 1-4 it is okay. But 10th, no.

Contradicting myself? even when this season I argued that Arsenal and Tottenham squads are top 4 squads and CFC are not. Even though CFC finished 3rd last season.

LOL.

why then are you telling us that league position tell it all?