₦airaland Forum

ify84:
Character. Not sweet words, Dat gave me my wife today

Hmm, okay sir

Rukkydelta:
#Yawns#......which of them will I talk about ?........Is it Paul ?..Tega ?..Elvis ?.. Musa ?..Philip ?..Chinedu?..Segun?..Harrisson?..Effiong?..Osakwe?.. or one of my nairaland bf's
So confused

You're truly a darling to all the tribes in nigeria. Talk about Chinedu. (thats my namesake)

ify84:
So na sweet words gi make her agree...
Then, they have no future together

Oga, oya tell us ya own.

RadicallyBlunt:
U don't haveto tell her anything. Just give her plenty dollar simple! U know dollar is very valuable now

**gives him one cold bottle of beer**

kinginvalhala4:
Ok. Give me your bae monicker let me test my 'romantic words' on her if it would still work because it has been long i used them.

#TeamSecondaryVirgin

Ok, try Telsie

kinginvalhala4:
You didnt acknowledged my monicker, so there is no need for me to drop mine.

Just Passing >>>

Egbon, the topic is for EVERYBODY. Nor vex abeg, u knw say dollar don high and na one dollar to one monicker. Sorry bro!

Goodday ladies and gentlemen.


To the guys now;

What are the sweet things you say to woo a beautiful lady?

Cutehector, (today is judgement day for you)
agarawu23, (boss, come and share your experience)
Olasco93.


Now to the beautiful ladies; tell us those sweet words he said that made you agree.

Rukkydelta
Omotayor123
Ebayray
Laveda (Princess)
Leriebloom
QueenValerie
cruzita
sickstars
missvera.
Oya, lets go there.

**listening to Pray_For_Me by Darey**

Arsenate:
I will simply will everything to the motherless babies homes...Fuuuuck it

Bros, u harsh o!

Rukkydelta:
Here to read comments

That's my lady.

Olasco93:
Since you didn't acknowledge us to come and read brilliant comments, let those you acknowledged come to your rescue and answer your question. Since they are now the Man in question.
#Guys are jealous too.

Egbon Olasco, if it's the acknowledgement you want, come and collect it. Lolz.

QueenValerie:
22 If you ever want them finger ta type up another post you gon rephrase what you just typed.

Okay, your majesty.

nepapole:
I will get a gun, get a bulletproof vest, I wont eat at home again, look for d nearest baba for quality jazz.

Lolz, **gives him two bottles of beer**

Chidoks:
If I have children that can even comprehend what will entails, that means I didn't marry today.
If after being married to a stingy man for about 15 yrs, I haven't found a way to earn more money in order to complement what he gives, then something is wrong with me.
Even if he's the most irresponsible man, wishing him dead cannot be the solution. Remember, a living dog is better than a dead lion!

Wow! Am impressed..

QueenValerie:
Laveda! Me an you gon fight if you don't stop wearin' my tittle!!!!

Lol, but she's truly a queen.

Chidoks:
No matter how he annoys me, his being alive is worth more than all the fortunes in the whole world
Besides even discussing his assets with the children is wrong and as bad as inculcating lazy and irresponsible life style in them

Nice one tho, but, what if hubby happens to be the tight-fisted man?

ILOVEFOOD:
I'll bcum stingy towards dem starting 4rm there on

Bro, do you think that's the best way to handle this issue

Chidoks:
They must explain o in an extended family meeting!
But I'm a woman and God forbid, I'll never do such.

Hmmm, are you sure? What if your husband have a second wife and kids, won't u do it?

Leriebloom:
Lolz. This is for the guys to answer.

Yes dearie, thats why i invited you to read their comments.

Hmmm!

To all the cute nairaland guys,


Coming back from work, your hear your wife and children discussing about your will and how they will share your your property despite the fact that you're still alive and healthy.....


what will be your reaction



Rukkydelta
Omotayor123
Ebayray(Wishing u outstanding sucess)
Leriebloom
Laveda(Queen)
QueenValerie
cruzita
sickstars


Just come and read some brilliant comments.

#Sips_Hollandia_Yoghurt

Lacomus:
All dem hypocrites advocating wild life protection here don make bush meat their favorite delicacy offline. If you really love wild life, just become a vegetarian, fruiterian or something. Mtheeeeew

Abeg, nor mind those bloody SENIOR ADVOCATE OF WILD ANIMALS

Leriebloom:
You wld be suprised.

Lol, u are wicked.

halfricanadian:
Dodge the kiss too

Shakara.

halfricanadian:
Oga NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Gives her a kiss**

Rukkydelta:
that's my baby

That's my sweetness.

sukkot:
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Nor vex

This is what you get when you believe a man rather than the Almighty God..

Hmm, thought u need it to spread urself

halfricanadian:
*stands up* catwalks away

I have an active wire, but it's in my room...

Laveda:
Whatever you think lol..

Told you it's a normal gate Btw you good?

Yeah, thanks Queen Laveda.D.

Leriebloom:

Wow, i love d smile on ur face right now.

Rukkydelta:
I'll invite my love greatness then

Hmmm, then, the case is dead on arrival. I'll do anything for u my lady.