₦airaland Forum

See this one calling people gullibl...I do not have your time else i'd have listed several instances of news that your masters debunked but later accepted. ..Then again, it's no use cos una no dey tink before una quote.

aspabay:
You people just believed the fake news coming from unknown media houses and refuse to believe facts from Nigerian revenue services. Who do Una like this.

Which serious government policy do you think will be announced on a weekend.

The fake news merchants know what they are doing , allowing fake news to spread before Monday when govt will normally want to official debunk it.

Thank God they debunked quickly but you can believe what you want. That’s why you are G. U. L. L. I. B. L. E. -

Testing Testing...una shaa don hear say new tax dey come...when e come no amount of shout will move BAT.


Denial as usual only for Nigerians to f*** around and find out...and na dia resident 🤡urchins dey always spread the denial

Show them all the pictures..cos apc supporters suffer from amnesia.

Cos it's always wrong when someone else does it but it's super when bat does it...

Like someone said...imagine Tinubu being the opposition in this "his exonomy"...he would've shutdown Nigeria with protests and speeches by now..

But now...everyday na explanation and justification.

Green Tax is coming.

AMINDA:
Tinubu did it first. Both locally and internationally. We also have pictures of him greeting the floor, both at Eagle Square and in Turkey.

As it's not an apc thing, see them m@sturbating and wailing at the same time.

They praised the meager N16B that was allegedly paid to affected Nigerians on the 700km coastal highway but are crying here....Una go cry taya..

Most of those affected don't have CofO...most even built on the wrong places on the Master plan. Those classified illegal are being considered for compensation...

Dem for give them 1bullion van each abi🤡

How do you expect someone with legal documentation like CofO to be paid the same as an illegal occupant who's being considered out of compassion Una no dey tink?

See that ftp 🤡 ranting about cost of building materials 🤣🤣🤣 is GSM responsible for the hike in cost of building materials ..you don't know who to blame for that?

GSM is no saint but non of your gods can stand near him.

Sowore rest abeg.

The UK repartraites Nigerians everyday but they rolled out the welcome wagon (where propaganda machine paid nigerians £800 each to line up n sing mandate song- videos everywhere despite their denials 😎) for bat some weeks back...

Is the UK not still an ally of Nigeria? They even borrowed him money with direct instruction to expect more deportees

chopnaira:
Sowore: Obi’s praise for north is hypocrisy — as Anambra governor, he repatriated northerners



https://www.thecable.ng/sowore-obis-praise-for-north-contradicts-his-past-actions-as-governor/

Thats the thing...apc has no shame...from bubu time...

On a normal level, is bat or any of hisimps supposed to be campaigning at all...considering the situation No but much like bubu time, he'll come out tomorrow and say "well meaning Nigerians have begged him to continue"... Anti People Coalition 🤡🤡🤡

Unfortunately, most of those commenting seem not to understand the sarcasm in Kenya president's reply.
He's not bragging about English...he's being sarcastic that despite all the 9ja grammar and best human capital...9ja doesn't have a working economy...na grammar dem sabi...that's what the man is saying.

Julibet:
Our Government's failure to provide power has made us a laughing stock to the world.

This guy said he'll provide consistent power and after almost finishing his tenure, he hasn't. He should bury his head in shame.

You dey mind the 1gn0r@mus 🤡...

They know how to deflect when asked direct questions.

sreamsense:
That's a baby way of thinking. Citing irrelevant unprovable excuses. If not because Muslims married plenty wives and born plenty children in poverty, will they have needed external help in the first place talkless of misusing the fund?

If USA pity how you born children in poverty and how Muslims children are becoming raw materials for easy recruitment into banditry and Islamic terrorism, and give monetary help in form of USAID to fund education of your children, but instead your Muslim brothers diverted such money to fund terrorist camps knowingly or unknowingly.

Are you going to blame USA tht pity how you born children into poverty that are becoming raw materials for terrorism and banditry or you hold Muslims that diverted the money for misuse. Is it the duty of USA that gives you money to know each receiver to their family house.

If truly US fund Bokoharam and other terrorists, then to come openly and collect another one for this year. Tell Bokoharam and other Islamic terrorists to come with their ID cars as Islamic terrorists to collect for this year. There is no sense in your submission, it is just an Islamic propaganda to cover up criminality of your people

We need restructuring / state police...not more avenues to loot...haba!

Let me do like apc supporters...."this video is not real" ..."it's AI video"


Seriously tho...more bombings required...send them to jahannam

Prestar:

New footage from the Yuwe axis of the Sambisa Forest highlights the severe damage caused by precision airstrikes carried out by the Nigerian Air Force under Operation HADIN KAI in northeastern Borno State.

The operation took place on April 19 around 5:45 p.m., involving… pic.twitter.com/KK616ydvlX

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) April 21, 2026

...not the classy Twilight kind but the evil disgusting Count Vladislav Dracular and Nosferatu kind.
See that 🤡 mite saying "if it's true"....like his god asked "where are the cows"...sick

MrsAyomide:
I don’t see the difference between supporters of this government and vampires…

They all derive pleasure from shedding of human blood..

Very disgusting creatures!

That one na ur headache...non-entity(ur ilk don comment plenty on page 1)...only your fans know what they enjoy in the noise you call music.

Lamentations...but if them give you gun and uniform today now to go and deal with protesters who are fighting for things to change you will "obey before complain " and shoot at sight.

How e no go be li'dat

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/we-receive-n1-5m-after-35-years-of-service-retired-police-officers-lament/

Woó ma somi lenu....stop asking me absurd rhetorical questions....

You that wants atiku to succeed buhari because there's no other person in pdp that could do better are not myopic and tribalistic


It's those who want equity and fairness through zoning (let's give others the chance to lead) that are myopic and tribalistic 🤣

Una for kuku abandon presidency system adopt Monarchy🙄

I'm done responding to you...mention others..

Weldone🥱

anonimi:
How are you not myopic and tribalistic with your rotation and zoning ideas for sharing positions

I really don't need all this info you referenced cos imo, no one misled anyone...only blind f*ols thought buhari would do anytging better or different considering his precedence and personality...the signs were clear...I petsonally never saw bubu and his band of liars/criminals as the way forward...bubu and all those who packaged him were obvious hypocrits but I guess Nigerians enjoy being gullible.

Most of those who supported bubu aren't supporting bat today except those "chopping"

Nigerians chose to be gullible especially our people who became myopic and tribalistic....now it'll take an act of God to redirect the nation.

Like I said in one of my previous posts at least now Nigerians now know how to pray correctly for not just change but positive change....unfortunately, they ain't ready yet.

anonimi:
It means you should stone the hypocrites who misled us into this Tinubu continuum of APC extreme poverty shege, which was fraudulently sold as positive change 11 years ago.



2023: PDP and politics of healing Wike’s self-inflicted injury

Then, the race began in earnest for three years now, reaching a frenzy with the works of the two PDP committees on zoning. The first was the Gov Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi committee on the zoning of the PDP party offices. The Ugwuanyi committee quickly told the world the committee’s assignment did not cover zoning the office of the president. Though this was true, the question is: why didn’t the Ugwuanyi committee zone the PDP chairmanship to the North without aligning it to the divide that would produce the PDP presidential flag-bearer? The second committee headed by Gov Samuel Ortom of Benue state was specifically on the zoning of the presidential ticket and, with the votes of the representatives of all the 17 Southern states without any exception, the Committee unanimously recommended throwing open the PDP presidential ticket, which the PDP NEC simply upheld.

One thing irrefutably stands out – Wike shot himself in the leg. Here was a man who had an overarching influence on both committees but could not insist that the ticket be zoned South. Many had wondered why? The reason is also relatively in plain sight: the Southeast factor. As the clamour for zoning of the presidential ticket of the PDP to South reached its crescendo, many had pointed out the fact that though the PDP Constitution had prescribed zoning of the office of the president to be between North and South since the South-west and South-south had taken their turns in producing the president and the vice in this current dispensation in the persons of Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan, zoning this time around, should not just be to the South but the Southeast.

Atiku Abubakar went a step further by offering to step down from the race if it would be agreed that the touted zoning to the South would mean micro-zoning to the Southeast. Wike and the rest could not take the Atiku challenge maybe because Atiku would likely back Peter Obi, who was his vice-presidential running mate in 2019 and an ally. The prospects of Peter Obi picking the ticket if PDP zoned South was so real compelling Wike to go for an open contest, believing he could pick it up ahead of Atiku, Tambuwal and Bala Mohammed, given his large war chest.

https://www.thecable.ng/2023-pdp-and-politics-of-healing-wikes-self-inflicted-injury/amp

You'll have to answer your questions yourself o...

Does it mean it's right just cos it happened in those two scenarios you listed?
Are the minorities in those states not clamoring for fairness and inclusion?

Nigeria and her states aren't the personal property of anyone or tribe.

anonimi:
Why did an Ikwerre man Wike succeed another Ikwerre man Amaechi?

Why did an Ibadan man Makinde succeed another Ibadan man Ajimobi?

Eiya...fine girl like you...aside the conc intonation-no offence🙏

It's never too late though.

[quote author=Breaker001 post=139126610]A 37-year-old woman has sparked emotions online after opening up about her painful life story, blaming her current situation on years of sacrifice for her family.

According to her, she left Nigeria about 15 years ago, travelling through Libya and Italy before eventually settling in Germany, where she worked tirelessly to support her family back home.

In her words, she said:

“I blame my mother for everything I am going through right now, because no man wants to settle down with me. All my mates are married with children, I am the only one left. I will be 38 in the next two months, no child, no husband.”

She revealed that she started with cleaning jobs and later moved into caregiving, sending money home to build a house and improve her family’s living conditions.

However, instead of encouraging her to settle down, she said her mother urged her to focus on her siblings, asking her to bring them abroad and continue supporting them.

“My mother told me to forget about marriage and bring my siblings over. I struggled, worked two jobs, took loans, and brought them here. Immediately they settled, they got married and started their own lives,” she added.

She added that each time she brought up marriage, her mother discouraged her, insisting she was still young and needed to prioritize her family responsibilities first.

Now, years later, she feels left behind as her siblings have moved on with their lives, leaving her single and uncertain about her future.

“Now I am the only one left unmarried. I’m 37, no husband, no child, and my mother is still telling me to be careful and marry a man that will allow me to keep taking care of the family.”

She added that when she expressed her fears, her mother dismissed her concerns, saying marriage is not everything and that she could always adopt a child

My mother was the reason behind me not being married by now, each time I see a man who’s willing to marry me she will always say’ if I marry now who will help in training my siblings? and I’m closing to 40 years without husband and children, no one is ready to marry me again

—… pic.twitter.com/xYLeqSj3DX

— ChukwuNonso✍️ (@Mazi_Chinonso1) April 15, 2026

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So another northerner/fulani was supposed to succeed buhari right...okpe...

Anyone who doesn't support your useless ideology is an enemy of Nigeria🤣 like these ones

See the people causing chaos?

FuglyGurl:

Kwankwaso called me telling me this is the solution for the North, a way out, I said no. Any discussion concerning the North with people like you is rubbish because you’re the same people who destroyed the country. Even in the last conducted election we begged Kwankwaso to step… pic.twitter.com/Zxd9sv4sKF

— Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬 (@emmaikumeh) April 17, 2026

Una wan count pipo wey dey use vpn and iphone?😁

masterfactor:
Clean and simple.

No much Icon

My sentiments exactly.

That part about multiple points of confirmation is so true it's almost frustrating but it's to prevent errors like this.

The story sef no pure....Your friend gave you the phone...you input the number yourself then gave it back to your friend...in between this non of you checked the the 3 points of confirmation.

I've made mistakes with wrong numbers but not on opay/palmpay...

The girl should refund but should be VERY CAREFUL

IbrahimSola:
The money should not be refunded EXCEPT WITH POLICE REPORT. So that tomorrow, she won't be dragged into what she doesn't know. It could have been a share of ransom payment or even money laundering.

To the best of my knowledge, Opay gives you like 3 opportunities to check and ascertain the account name before inputting you PIN to pay. Stories of wrong transfer on Opay really call for further probing.

The interesting thing is what goes around comes around...you can continue to defend impunity.

The north will definitely return to power latest 2031 and hopefully, no one will cry foul then.

When the precedence is set and these people are done, they’ll relocate to the UK, Canada and the US with their families as usual leaving y'all to continue defending.

Na jus tine😁

Joyfullyme:
Thats not INEC office, it's Renewed Hope Ambassadors office in Port Harcourt

They can't be tracked because they use VPN. - 🤡 Bwala the apc spokeperson

nlfpmod:
Massive Ransom Haul: Bandits Count Their Millions in Naira

A massive ransom paid to bandits... This is the largest ransom payment i have ever seen online, if these terrorists are getting such massive illegal money, that truce will never work.... Money experts, what's the estimate of the money in the video, ₦200 million? pic.twitter.com/h9Dl61drzW

— usman (@secmxx) April 16, 2026

You mods cam delete all you want but the truth remains

Hmmm...akika...una no dey taya to lie....na swear

Lesotho has the highest rate of suicides in the world not Japan.

Japan where they prosecute corrupt government officials is what you're comparing to 9ja

E ye maa paro bayii...you have huts to call people stup1d but can't verify your stats

Lithiumite:
The Japanese govt must have so bastardised their economy to have the highest number of suicides in the world.... the way you guys reason ,is second to non in stupidity.

So sad.
The business loss really affected her.

The spate of robbery has become terrible. Now solar cctv is being installed evrn on incomplete buildings

RIP to her

Prestar:

Ibadan-based TikToker, Aunty Abake, reportedly collapsed and passed away during a livestream yesterday.

Her de@th came just days after she shared posts about her shop being burgled, with expensive equipment and valuables stolen.

May her soul rest in peace.💔 pic.twitter.com/gJYFKM9K5W

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) April 15, 2026

Hellanus...do you know what £100 can buy me Una no well o...walahi

Una no dey tink again before una ask question? Are you seriously asking what the highest denomination of £$€¥ can buy?

helinues:
What can other countries buy currently with their highest denomination

See, you opposition should stop this hatred arguments with no meaning.

The global war that have been going on for years is it only Nigeria that's affected?

Average daily minimum wage in Ghana is 21GHC but barbing alone on average saloon is 50GHC. Average restaurant with decent meal, you will have 150GHC

If you see shout...you"ll complain o.."my father doesn't shout at me" l'amaa gbọ ó

You reply his email na🤣

Dude doesn't want a toxic environment.

nlfpmod:
Temi Otedola: “Why Can’t Mr Eazi Just Shout at Me Instead of Sending Emails?”



https://x.com/i/status/2044320394610401436

Hmm...akiika...UK, US and Camada o🤣

So so statistics.

From the mouths of laiars to the ears of dumasis

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/nigeria-growing-faster-than-us-uk-presidency/

Aproko...olofofo...wetin consign una?

What happened to the one that asked "na statistics we go chop"...but now all he shows Nigerians is statistics with no workings or results


Na spelling/grammar dem go chop

Diction doesn't matter...the question is can they deliver?🤔 and aren't they the same set of rogues🥱

STOP TAKING ALAGBIN FOR ANOTHER MAN'S HEADACHE.

Melezenawii:
Deligate or delegate?

As seen at ADC convention

You dey mind that one?

The analysis he just gave now is equal to how the USD went from 400 to 1,500 and everytime it drops by a few naira to say 1,490 they come here to jubilate, singing that the country is working....it seems like m@dness.

Gbadugbakun:
Oga let them reduce it first. This yeye government have been planning to do a lot of things since they came on board in 2023. They've not done any. So allow the import duty reduction to be fully implemented before you continue

It's terrible but blind supporters insist the country is working.

Nigerians who haven't left the country cannot understand what it means to buy a brand new car....no be to buy 2016 rx350 wrapped in bread nylon con dey drive am everywhere like that inside heat o...

I mean to launch a 2026 GLS or TX500H+...wey you go select trim,colour, accessories and functions while placing your order...that feeling hits different....but that only happens in countries that work for their citizens.

That's something Nigerian politicians know nothing about....na to dey Lai, thief and oppress citizens.

Betterthanwalki:
So the rate of our economy has been bastardized this much? In 2016 this car Mazda 626 use to be 700k toks and 2022 It's 1.7m even negotiable, the post is here on nairaland.

And now I'm about to buy this car and it's now 6.8m toks. Is the country this bad? How can a normal legit person raise reasonable amount to purchase a year 2000 car.


Country is gone

The irony of the matter is that these ones protesting now must've once teargassed, hindered or shot at innocent protesters in the name of "following order from above"...now they're crying, protestinga failed system...

In the nearest future if things do not change, that one threatening fire and brimstone would also join to protest...well unless he's given an appointment by the government of the day...such a vicious cycle

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CoMqjnCSU/