₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
Before Meyer left Schalke he was already bad market as he failed as an AM and was trying to be shoehorned into CM

A40:
He is playing further from goal at Palace than he was in his good years at Schalke

Anybody that had been following Max Meyer knows his career has nosedived since 2016/2017 season

Ibime:


My nigga was planning Chelsea season on Luiz-Giroud combination.

Thank God for Lampard who freed us from this school of thought.

Ibime:
Arsenal have their worst defensive record at this stage ever since EPL started.

Where is postdigger. He should help us dig the posts from David Luiz wailers in the first few weeks of the season.

God bless the day we sold that comedian.

Ibime:
At CM where?

The nigga comes on ahead of McArthur and Mili

nihilistjnr:
Sacked in the Ebening, you're getting sacked in the Ebening

Sacked in the Eeeeeebeninggg, you're getting sacked in the Ebening

Griffon:
I knew something disastrous was brewing when we missed out on signing Tolisso.

It didn't take long before Bakayoko happened. The very day that transfer was made to Monaco's account was the day we had our chances of winning a silverware buried in the purgatory of 'HOPE'.

It is obvious even to my granny who knows nada about football that Bakayoko cant run a midfield. The last time we were seeing a Chelsea's game together, she kept complaining about the boy with a 'yellow head'.

Its an awful situation we are in, to have spent close to 80mil on average middle-men, when we could have landed decent lads for less figure.

Drinkwater can be taken in as a squad player, Bakayoko doesn't even qualify as one.

I was explaining to a pal weeks ago that Bakayoko's problems goes beyond being functional in midfield. The guy fails in almost every aspect of the game.

He doesn't have the great desire to have the ball at his feet and this is because he doesn't believe in his first touch and his ability to think through the game quickly - Psychological problem.

He doesn't have the innate ability to lead and connect with his teammates. Hardly do you see him charging his teammates to victory - Social problem.

He doesn't understand where his teammates are and when to make a quick transition - Tactical problem.

His touches are HARDLY quick, adventurous and accurate - Technical problem.

Despite standing over 6ft tall and possessing the body frame of his biggest fan, Nihilist, he still doesn't know how to shrug mates off the ball or even bully opposition players - Physical problem.

I am very sure the reason why he has a collection of hair sprays is because he is also battling some spiritual problems, most probably an ogbanje spirit.

The deed has been done already. We can take consolation in the fact that Loftus-Cheek is still out there receiving half of his wage from us. I am sure he'll dispatch the French scam from the starting XI anyday he is recalled.

Let us believe there is still hope for Chelsea.

It's abso-fvcking-lutely true, we even have Barkley in our midst now.

I am DEAD!

biomustry:
Is he dead?

A40:
Really? He's supposed to light up the EPL from DM position? Or you think he plays the same position as Pulisic

A40:
Na Palace know wetin dem see for Max Meyer body. A player that started as a 10 and bombed so badly he was moved back to DM before leaving Germany. Anyway I no still see the connection with Pulisic though

A40:
Pulisic don see awoof league wey e fit take shine. He has surpassed his league tally in only 3 starts. Na wa

donjazet:
I'm still very surprised the way we surpassed Manchester United's thread. That thread gave us 1000 space gap. Wetin happen?

FergieRaww:
Wonder how Pulisič was benched by Sancho

Ibime:
Rudiger injured for another 3 weeks

sotall:
You are using Quaran as back up for Bible
Wetin Seun no go see for nairaland

Griffon:
Zouma has been solid for us these past few weeks. So integral to the team now.

Branzy:
If lampard ain't a Chelsea legend then who are. Name then 10 of them

obainojazz:
The list is long.. He said individuals

donjazet:
And this is why I admire your thinking. One which is devoid of sentiments and half baked informations.

Its an eye sore seeing individuals who talk without brains.

Ibime:
What happens when Kante returns. . . cos Kova-Jorginho synergy is too much