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E be like Tammy Abraham papa get woman wey him bin dey nyash for North.

Ibime:
You want send hawk to enquire about the welfare of a chick.

Just checked. He logged in couple of days ago so it's probably the MILF in Pennsylvania that's keeping him[/b].

That was tactical

Ibime:
His weekend is almost turning to two weeks

With Covid around, you can never be too careful to check on your neighbours. Whoever has his email should get in touch with him. That nigga never took a week off without logging in in 13 years I've known him on Nairaland.

You're right IB. Airmark do you have Raumdeuter's mail address?

Ibime:
I hope he is OK

That man is over okay. Maybe he has gone to spend the weekend with a single-mum MILF in Pennsylvania.

Is that mofo above me a BOT? WTF!

Ibime:
65% is not excessive for a team as dominant as PSG.

What he seems to be doing at Chelsea looks more possession based than PSG and Dortmund and that's because Jorginho is the only guy in those three teams who is heavily possession focussed.

That 65% is actually the average he was doing, and that may have appeared redundant because PSG had more runners and shooters in their team.

From what I've seen thus far, we still look 'lost' on the final third, with little or no cohesion seen. We don't even have the personnel who can efficiently shoot from range. So I guess these are factors informing his decision to stick to being ultra-dominant on the ball, at least until the lads gel as a group.

So it might not entirely be more possession based. Following what he did at PSG and Dortmund, Tuchel's style has always favored holding on to the ball and moving it around the pitch in order to create high grade shots. That could be us soon enough.

JidennaJason:
GS Media Plus learnt that the yet to be identified lady began to struggle with the robbers and in the process, she was shot at close rage in her heart area.





She was giving the opportunity to surrender peacefully and remain alive, but she chose to sacrifices her life like N50 buns by struggling with the armed robbers.


What a foolish way to die.

Homeboiy:
She’s a fool

You saw them with gun and your struggling with them

RIP nah

You two are dyslexic buffons. This incidence occurred few yards from my apartment. The late Ezinne handed cash to those miscreants according to onlookers, only for them to call her up and aim for her neck before zooming off with their Keke.

I know this chick personally, and I'm in a better position to tell you two schleppers about her.

Ibime:
I didn't watch the match today. Anyone care to explain why golden boy Kai was rested?

Because Mount was fit to start. There are levels to this sh*t.

Bamford with a goal and double assists.

nateevs:
Well done everyone. Good performance. 3pts.

What do you make of Tuchel's style of play? Is it sustainable?

I personally think he's kinda similar to Pep in terms of management. I was reading somewhere that, over his season and a half at PSG, his teams had 64.6% possession in league play. While at Dortmund, his team averaged 62.6% of the ball.

Look closely, that is what he's trying to exert on this team - an identity.

nihilistjnr:
Dont know bro

It might be limited to players only sef. You just have to wait and see.

The way it's going, imma just consider yo advice gee. I get the design for my lappy, na to just contact local hoodie supplier.

nihilistjnr:
The hoodie no even dey market

https://www.nike.com/gb/w/white-chelsea-fc-2yc65z4g797

As ariara boy wey you be, it might be easier and quicker for you to speak to demdem wey sabi as dem dey do am

Are you phucking serious right now?

I just checked, you're right. Like how long do you think it's going to take for it to be put up there?

nateevs:
Tuchel: Mount starts

IamJ: Phuck off. It seems you like mediocrity. Tuchel out!

Nateevs:

He just went from that to ''I want Tuchel to succeed but I want Mount out of the Club''. It's been ages I met a dumb sophomaniac

Emaprince:
Hit me up after nateevs give you the clue.

I need it too.

Alright bro.

Obere4u:
Gift one to me boss man.. Please

I never know how much that hoodie cost, never know where to order and how to receive it. Make I get these info first before making promises bro

Boss men, please how do I make an order for this hoodie, and get to receive it here in Nigeria without so much hassles?

Cc: Ibime, NihilistJnr, Nateevs

Oasis007:


6 points hit to get Cancelo and Raheem?! This is why I don't wanna have anything to do with Man City Players.

Brother your case is better. I didn't stop at taking 4pts hit to ship Sterling in, I carry captain-band give am. Na premium tears dey load for my eyes like this.

I was expecting DCL to deliver the goodies today, interestingly, it's Wilson who's doing the lord's work on the other side of the pitch. The former is getting dropped for life after this gameweek.

patrickmuf:
It's no wonder Chelsea are languishing in mid table and Madrid are 7 points behind Atletico on the log...Atletico even has a game in hand...Kings? Hell no!

Check Pulisic and Hazard's respective market values, compare them with Lingard's, then get back to me for an argument. No dey cap nonsense.

patrickmuf:
Seeing how Hazard has performed at Real Madrid and Pulisic performance this season, wouldn't West Ham be too big a team to go after them? West Brom maybe...

Kings don't settle for less. Capless

''Lingard is better than Hazard, Lingard is better than Pulisic yen yen yen. . .''

This is where the mofo belongs. Anuofia dem.

Exonerate1:
Havertz wasn't bad as you guys are making it look lol. Only If Chilwell converted that chance

And that lone assist was going to disparage the fact that he had yet another stinker? How una dey take see this life sef?

User09:
Lol.

Have you ever lost an argument. In your own opinion of course

That's a fact and not his opinion. Lampard rolled out his team in a 4-3-3, 4-2-3-1 and 3-4-3 last season. The history pages are there for you to skim through.

We really need a top striker.

Ibime:
I have said it severally here that Lampard did not sign that boy.

The fact his place in this match is guaranteed despite being our worst attacking player shows the mandate is from on high

Lobatan!

timbros:
He did very well. MOTM for me too.

But his attacking threat is more dangerous from the left wing.

I doubt that experiment was going to look great on him with Adama Traore on that end.

KingAlabi:
Any need to parry?

Are you deluded?

timbros:
He has impressed me so far this 1st half.

And Ziyech and Havertz are playing just behind Giroud. It's more 3-4-2-1...

I was going to ask you what's up after the game. MOTM by many miles.

What is Tuchel doing with two left-backs on the bench though? I mean we have three phucking left-backs on our match day squad.