Omniman:

Brightness starts from 4.00am till 10.00pm

For which planet?

Omniman:

I miss Lagos early morning Hustle...
See as everywhere dry for here 5.00am

My brother why you dey lie like this, how can the sky be bright at 5.00am?

Jakpon:
In an ideal society where normal humans are the ones in leadership positions, this minister would have concluded is speech with a passionate apology and an announcement of resignation immediately

The leaders are a reflection of the followers. If every leader is same way, then know that the followers and everyone in that society is like that.

4teenblaq:


As e b say dey never scam you before there will be nothing wrong with that.

She said her boyfriend na yahoo boy.

JackDaAlienz:
I want to find an apartment but na money kill am.
I will be turning 30 on october and im still living with my parents. I feel like i have failed in life at my age.

It pains me that as a guy, i dont have my own apartment. Apartments are so expensive now than before. And i dont have friends that i can squat in their house.
What should i do?

My guy don't put unnecessary pressure on yourself.

Sureshegsy:
Let's deal boss

Already did with op

LoL, no be only assurance.

I assure you, we will fight insecurity by fighting qwaruption.

- President Buhari

I have 2018 fiverr that I didn't use

...

And the idiot op could not warn us of the graphic photo.

He paid a ransom to himself.

Thought they said Davido donated the money to charity? Did charity return the money to him?

Poor girl, suffering for something that she didn't do. She should hide herself indoor, cause if caught outside right now, somebody fit break bottle for her head.

Why did they arrest them, when did having sex become a crime?

I will not take no COVID-19 vaccine, I will not be among those that will turn to zombies in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

Wetin make them remove the pikin intestine, them want take am make peppersoup?

This governor that almost died of COVID-19 because of weak kidney from overindulgence in sex.

Just imagine

Na wa

Yess, it happened to my elder sister. She could not agree to switch from Pentecostal to Catholic, and the marriage was cancelled. This is after doing introductions. Today she is happily married to a different man.