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pitadgenius:learn to respect everyone opinion there is always a reason behind every action |
Humans arent d only weird tins around dou BumbleBee2ice: |
Thanks miss Layooluwa: |
Subtlelad:Datzall for now ![]() |
Be like D eagle 22. When bald eagles mate, they fly up several thousand feet in the air, lock talons, and have sex while free-falling So cute awwww ![]() 23. Shingleback lizards remain faithful to each other their whole lives, only having one mate and mating with them every year. They are also known to stay with their mate after death, for days, nudging them, almost as if they’re grieving. Polygamy 24. The single-celled organism named tetrahymena thermopila has seven sexes, it only takes two of them to mate (21 different combinations), and the child can be any one of the seven sexes and is not dependent on the sex of the parents |
Ok this guys are damn good at this just speechless some guys need to learn from D bosses ![]() 19. Tricky, weak male cuttlefish change their skin color in order to appear female. They then sneak past the unaware males and mate with the females, occasionally several, right under their mate’s nose 20. When flatworms mate, two “males” use their bifurcated joysticks to fence one another. The winner of the flatworm who stabs the other with its penis remains male while the loser becomes female This one wan kee D female oo 21. During their mating season, snow leopards mate 12-36 times a day. |
Now am hoping this one ain't true ewwww ![]() 16. There are tiny bugs closely related to spiders living in the pores of your face, which crawl about your face in the dark to mate. Baddest guy ever liveth ![]() 17. The male orb-web spider has detachable Instruments such that he can flee while simultaneously finishing intercourse so that his mate won’t eat him No b today this gals start it was just evolutionary ![]() 18. Female crows will give an alarm cry, and send their mates out to confront the threat. While the males are distracted, females will mate with crows from a neighboring territory and then pretend to sit on the nest innocently when their mates return home |
Some guys fetish ![]() 13. Before mating, the female giraffe will first urinate in the male’s mouth We boys for D form gan if to say this one D happen ![]() 14. Female ferrets, once in heat, will die if they don’t get laid. High estrogen and no mating results in damaged bone marrow, lack of blood cells and eventual death. Now this is love makingmaking 15. Some millipedes will sing and give back rubs to relax a female while mating. |
Such bravery or foolishness ![]() 10. Charcoal beetles fly into still-burning forest fires to mate and lay eggs because competition and predators will be low. They sense distant fires using infrared armpit sensors. If ladies had dis option eh 11. Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilization from the wrong male. 12. Ducks joysticks explode outward, have spikes on them, shapeshift, fall off after every mating season, and can grow back longer if there are more males around |
7. Adult Luna moths develop without a mouth. Their only purpose is to mate within their 7-day lifespan, after which they die of starvation.Wickedness 8. Male dolphins sometimes separate female dolphins from their families and deny them food until they agree to mate9. Part of the reason it is so hard to get Pandas to mate is that the female Panda is only “in the mood” for a short period in the spring. Their sexual interest lasts just 24-72 hours per year. |
4. When anglerfish mates, they melt into each other and share their bodies forever. If a male finds a female, he latches on and fuses to her, losing his internal organs until they share a bloodstream ;D5. In the 1980’s, Australian beer companies had to change the design of their bottles so a species of beetle would stop trying to mate with them Epic wonder what would happen if some people had this option ![]() 6. During the Tasmanian devil mating season, the male has to beat the female into submission if he wants to mate. If the male is too timid, the female proceeds to beat up the male |
Lets roll 1. When male honey bees mate, their joysticks explode and they die. During the queen’s nuptial flight, she’ll mate with about a dozen partners and leave a trail of dead, penisless bees in her wake. 2. Since many female insects mate just once in their lives, insect populations can be controlled by releasing swarms of sterile males into the wild; the females mate with them, never have babies, and die. This method has eradicated populations of dangerous insects in several region Friend zone level ultimate ***check dis one out 3. Gray whales mate in threes. The non-dominant male just acts as a brace to hold the female in place so that she doesn’t float away. |
Well I know am not as good as my oga explorer but I just had to share this some are damn funny |
If naruto is for kids I rada b a kid all ma life. Mega zl bondocks avengers series justice league are notable mentions |
Krasid:leave them |
Smh
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lordemperious1, longlivenprospa krasid .usbcable Difference between Madrid and barca |
Damn sexy |
usbcable:I celebrate am in ma own little way sha and school D flow thanks bro.and ronaldo and Portugal moves on |
We are in deep shit
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We are in deep shit
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Oga boss no vex 4 me dis period no easy abeg both sch and economy wan kee me but god pass am.i dn ful ground now usbcable: |
Krasid:and what a master class it was.first goal was pure class even at dat so much pressure to even think of attempting D back heel.dat was truly amazing |
I vote optional1 nwa oma
cc nljega crownprince102 udokirika1 krasid taiocol |
Same here hun missed u more wel considerin d fuel situation let say na waka we waka reach optional1: |
optional1:we dn land sorry am late ma lady ma sincere apologies Oya make una clear road sharp sharp optional people dm land |
I wonda whom d offend.ogun sango or amadioha DrKlever: |
While we enjoy the ongoing euro 2016, do note our African brothers representing their adopted countries. Indeed, they should name the EURO. AFRO EURO 2016 Angola : 2 William Carvalho (Portugal), Blaise Matuidi (France) Cameroon : 3 Breel Embolo (Suis), François Moubandje (Suiss), Samuel Umtiti (France) Cap-Verde : 5 Eliseu (Portugal), Gelson Fernandez (Suiss), João Mário (Portugal), Nani (Portugal), Renato Sanches (Portugal) Ivory Coast : 2 Johan Djourou (Suis), Jonathan Tah (Germany ) Egypt : 1 Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy) Ethiopia : 1 Theodor Gebre Selassie (rep of chezh) Ghana : 1 Jérôme Boateng (Germany ) Guinée : 1 Paul Pogba (France) Guinée-Bissau : 2 Danilo Pereira (Portugal), Eder (Portugal) Kenya : 2 Martin Olsson (Sweden), Divock Origi (Belgium) Mali : 3 Moussa Dembélé (Belgium ), Ngolo Kanté (France), Moussa Sissoko (France) Morocco : 2 Marouane Fellaini (Belgium), Adil Rami (France) Nigeria : 5 David Alaba (Austia), Dele Alli (England ), Angelo Ogbonna (Italy), Rubin Okotie (Austria), Hal Robson-Kanu (Wales) DR Congo : 9 Michy Batshuayi (Belgium), Christian Benteke (Belgium), Jason Denayer (Belgium), Christian Kabasele (Belgium), Jordan Lukaku (Belgium), Romelu Lukaku (Belgium), Steve Mandanda (France), Eliaquim Mangala (France), Denis Zakaria (Swizland) Sénégal : 3 Patrice Evra (France), Bacary Sagna (France), Leroy Sané (Germany) Tunisia : 1 Sami Khedira (Germany )2016: Tanzania: 1 Marcus Rashford (England)2016 |
Say d truth u fell 4 dat. jenigurl: |
Curse u lugard ur household and great Britain as well curse u all .may u be cursed for joining me in d same country with dis demons and I pray one day they shall come after you all so u can suffer what other tribes have suffered in the hands of this people |
Naija just scored 6 1 TheSuperNerd: |
Allow DM to keep sending u money dn save it wen it reach about hundred thousand and above open a business afta all d main point of school self na money.if u make money from d business no body go ask u if u go school |
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Quite educative tho.



