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kennedy45:
A MUST READ FOR ALL MEN!!!! I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THIS INTERESTING..
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u dn start abi?

lilreese:
Front page material

help me call lalasticalala na

Krasid:
In a nutshell, since the existence of the universe was marked after the big bang, it would be unnecessary to ask what was there before the big bang.

thank u broda

LastMumu:
You ediots should stop saying "No 15 blew my mind, No 16 wowed me." I have to scroll up an down each time to see what the mentionsd number says.


Lastmumu

lwkmd nna menh u just spoke ma mind

LastMumu:
Was I the only one who paused and had a deep reflection after reading this?
Wondering when my death anniversary could really be?

same here broda i swear

Lordmykel:
well "Namaste" means 'thank you/you're welcome"
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so much for watching silly indian TV series

lol no p u welcomed

Emmiasky:
Me no get the underwear talk oo and the 24th point!

24th requires u to understand some few science shits
and d underwear. shit have been answered
read d comment before u

Whatever does dat mean i no its a gud tin Thanks btw i appreciate

babyfaceafrica:
Namaste OP

Nellybobo:
One of the most interesting posts I've ever read on NL.. Nice one op

thanks bro

Coyotejack:
Nice one op
But I don't understand the underwear own

u as d owner is not wearing it since u are putting in on inside out but every other particle from people in d universe atoms electrons are hitting d inside of d underwear. which is outside so they are kinda of wearing it except u

1. At some point your parents put you down and never picked you up again.
2. You are to yourself what your thoughts are and you are to others what your actions are.
3. If you don’t have children, you’d be the first person in your direct ancestry to do so.
4. The farther away you look, the further back in time you see. This is because even though light travels insanely fast, it does not instantly. Now, if you look at the sun, you don’t actually see the real sun. You see the light that the sun has emitted about 8 minutes ago. So even if the sun would now just vanish you would still see it for eight more miutes, because the light needs to travel the whole distance from sun to earth.
5. Given enough time, hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where it is going. You are part of a universe that has sentience and consciousness. Your atomic particles are arranged in a way that breathes life. Stars died so we could live. We sit here and ponder about the likelihood of other intelligent life out there (which is very probable), and what we are doing here.
6. If you shuffle a deck of cards, chances are you will have created a combination that has never previously been made.
7. You pass your death anniversary every year.
8. There are an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1. –
9. There was a longer time between the Stegosaurus and the T-Rex, than there is between the T-Rex and us.

10. Mars is the only known planet in our solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.
11. You can’t clean. You can only make something else dirty.
12. The word “crisp” starts at the back your mouth and ends at the front.
13. You can make a human being, a real living person, completely by accident.
14. There’s no reason for the alphabet to be in that order.
15. The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man, according to the human brain. Also, brain doesn’t really understand how the brain work
16. If you were given one dollar for every second you were alive, at less than 2 weeks of age you would be a millionaire, and you wouldn’t be a billionaire until you were 31. Because million seconds is 11 days, but a billion seconds is 31 years.
17. The oldest person in the world was born with a completely different set of humans.
18. Close both eyes and you see black; close one eye and it sees nothing. Darkness is the absence of light but being blind means your light receptors are broken, so it’s not like seeing pure black, it’s more like trying to see out of your elbow. You simply don’t have the sense of sight to do that.
19. You can constantly see your nose, your brain just filters it out.
20. Your age is the number of times you have orbited around the sun
21. The Pillars of Creation, which Hubble telescope first photographed in 1995, hasn’t existed for nearly 6,000 years. This is because right now we can see a cloud of dust expanding towards it. At the rate it is happening, it would have been destroyed about 6000 years ago. Since they are 7000 light years away, we won’t see it getting destroyed for another 1000 years.
22. Your heart hasn’t had a vacation, day off, even a 10 minute coffee break since you were in an embryo. It works day and night, night and day, 24×7.
23. The highest recorded temperature in the known universe is about 5.5 trillion Kelvin. It was measured in a LHC experiment. We, humans, living on an insignificant speck of the universe, have somehow managed to beat every known physical phenomenon ever in a display of raw power. The coldest temperature in the known universe was also achieved here on Earth. Magnets were used to bring the temperature to mere billionths of a Kelvin to power the LHC (Large Hadron Collider at CERN).
24. Thinking about what was there before the Big Bang makes no sense because the very concepts of “what” and “before” (i.e. space and time) began at that point. However, it may be reasonable to say that something might have existed. But since it is outside our space-time it has no meaning to us. Also, there is no edge to the universe and no border because there is nothing outside of it. Yet, it started small and is expanding.
25. The earth is rotating. The earth is also revolving. The sun itself is revolving around the galaxy. The galaxy is pushing through the universe. The universe itself is expanding. Stick out your finger. Now imagine time is paused, and imagine a red dot was created at the tip of your finger, marking that “precise” point in universe. (Yes, I know, it’s not really possible for a spot in space to be “precise.” Just use your imagination). Unpause time. Pause it again one second later. That point in space is thousands of miles away now, and you’ll never pass through it again.
Bonus (Someone mentioned this to me and this too funny to be left out)
26. If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you.
source::www.kickassfacts.com/25-simple-facts-that-will-mess-your-mind/
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na waoo
make i get FP for once na abeg

I acant go and cum and karrry last
31 take over

greenhulk:
No offence intended bro. I've done the needful.

non taken I

greenhulk:
One question? Are u a student? Because I can't read any meaning to what u wrote here, u for write for pidgin na.

am typing with a small fine pardon ma mistakes I didn't proof read and I have corrected dm
Am a student, chemical engineering futo
U for take style tell me rada dn insult in dis manner Na nawoo
Anyway no offence taken
Have a nice day

I was dia, the truth is Dat they lodge which they were caught robbing have been robbed like madt For D past two weeks almost everyday at lafarge umuchima. the guys burnt were said to be Hausa boys but I can't confirm now if they really are.
here are D pictures

Springup:
Search tubemate on Google and download it.

Ur head D game leave all dis ones tubemate easy thing

let dis people kuku kill us abeg

WildWildWest:
Yes Boss

finally Na ma hangout b dat sha phones dn too miss dia

WildWildWest:
Pardon my typo, na futo i dey no be Oxford university.
So we've been having blackout for more than 2weeks in eziobodo futo road here and for this past 2weeks students have been charging their devices in barbing saloon, bet shops etc and the high rate of phone theft is increasing everyday. So today I just jelely carried my phone and power bank to go charge in one bet9ja shop near my lodge, I've been charging for almost an hour when I started hearing "kpoa" "kpoa" omo I think say na play then I heard another one, and another one again, that was when we noticed it wasn't a joke anymore so I rushed to the scene and started doing amebo and according to what I heard but sha he was told to swim in a big puddle cus it rained heavily in eziobodo today.

g Na Harrison shop D guy steal D fone?

spencekat:
I enjoyed mostly my 400 and 500 Levels in FUTO.So Eziobodo road has not been fixed up till now?

Na U wan repair am in fact U should see ihiagwa nekede road now no cars passes dia again

Mcleo007:
These crynaldo fans sha... Una de use Charity wey him do take de campaign for Balon dor now ni?

no time for many many tok it's U guys dat potray him arrogant and selfish so am tryna correct some misconceptions

Sorry for D other one

confistified:
Cc

LivelongNprospa
Roland17
Pamcode
LordEmperoris1
Boring
Emaprince
Aviero
Sebod
Sunnyeinstein
Dmcdad
Groundnutoil


Nd other Madridsta I'll be counting on u guys for votes o..... By the way Gareth Bale is Engaged


#HalaMadrid

link pls

bykebyke:
One does not need to consult an Oracle before you are identified as a Madridiot.

Which other specie on this earth can post a pic with a writing and cover that writing with a doodle?

dumbfück.

sorry about dat it was a mistake enjoy

Usbcable krasid Emaprince

Am wit u bro me too have detailed ways i wanna transform enyimba but i have two setbacks 'funds and d govt williness to sel dm to me

crownprince102:
That was before Nigeria became Naija!!!


Bros... If I bring out several pics of the Nigerian League in the 80s and compare it with now, you might burst into tears.


If I show you some statistics of the league that shows our league of then was better than european league, You might end up collapsing.


Do you know the Nigerian League average wage was higher than that of England then?


Do you know till date, EPL is just getting close to matching the average attendance our league recorded in the 80s.


Do you know El Classico record attendance of a little above 99,000 is yet to match the record attendance of Shooting Stars vs Rangers game of approximately 120,000.


Bros, make I no just talk. I have a dream of transforming our league into world class, I already have the plan well documented but I've not gotten an enabling environment.


I wish our league can rise again to the top, it the only way to solve our national team problem.

CaraJewel:
Lol tnx

U welcomed miss

Fabulocity:
Groundnut oil

yes baby ready to reach a compromise

HarkymTheOracle:

ma nigger

clans:
Amazing talent. When is your exhibition

next month sambisa forest am giving U vvip

johnjay4u2u:
You village lords are really winning
#lol

see mumu U just can't appreciate talent abi haters