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Auladimeji1:
You're correct but my family do give me money but I don't know how to spend,I can be rich this morning then evening I'll be poor as church rat

Then work on the kind of friends you hang with. They might be the reason behind your extravagant spending.

ehmmy11:
am so surprised at how easy it was for you guys to convince those girls to "lash" ..pls kindly tell how you did it?? Cos am at a lost

I can't categorically tell you there's one single formula to get any girl into bed but I can tell you one or two things that works for me
1. Play with their emotions: Women are naturally emotional. I tend to induce a range of emotions during conversation with any lady I have time for. Ending the moment if a sweet unforgettable note.

2: Body language: I'm a master at this. I don't know how I do it but I can make a woman think about what it'd be like to have sex with me without even realising she's been manipulated. When she gets hooked to the idea and I sense it, I distant myself and allow her do the chasing.

3: Always look good, scent nice & spend on her carefully but make it seem like you are willing to do more than you are capable at the moment.

This is my general default formula. At the extreme instance, I can go the full length to get a woman if I want. Even to see her parents if needs be just to convince her.

Auladimeji1:
I withdrew 30k from my mum's bank last year with her ATM,my cousin took the blame on my behalf

I took a car from Oshodi to Kuto(Abeokuta) without paying Fare and I also took a bus from Arena(Oshodi) to Adigbe(Abeokuta) without paying Fare

I do transfer airtime from my grandpa's phone to mine

Your problem is money & self pride. I'm not here to judge you, but having money will solve all your problems. But as it is, you don't have & your pride won't make you ask your family for help.

Asuito7:
If it was your ex when he slept with her, then you are wrong. Well the thread is about the wrong you did undiscovered.

we didn't break up officially. We lost contact for 7 years during riots in the north. while I was wishing we'd get back together and still had my mind on her, my paddy who knew how much she meant to me decided to lick lick pot first before giving me her contact.

I didn't even know they had met and sometimes he'd bring up her discussion out of no where and say " Gee, what if you found her now, will you leave your present babe?" All those kind talk. All the while he was drawing from her well.

weyreypey:
No big deal in fvckin cuzs

Ever heard the word "inbreeding" before? Do you know the downside of it? Well, we're all different. I respect that.

This will affect the students psychologically.
It seems like the Governor has a grudge with the university.

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Imagine if Oga snuck up to his room at night and tried to play a fast one!

Iron jam iron.

Toromiroro:
Yes bro. This is perfect

I'll get back to you today. I promise.

Toromiroro:
Give me his WhatsApp handle please

Is your girl based in Abuja?

DeusMagnus:
I thought she your ex, why were did you revenge?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

Toromiroro:
I have a girl for you. If you fit knack her I go dash you 50k

I'm married now. But I can hand her over to my paddy. Send me her photo so I can share with him. King Terry never miss his target.

Vulcanheph:
3 years ago at 2017, I once went to the bank to deposit 4k and after i left the bank i recieved my 4k credit Alert and like 30 minutes later i saw another 100k Alert on my phone, at first i was scared and didn't do anything to it , still expecting the bank or someone to call me about it....after waiting for 2 weeks without anyone contacting me for the money , i spent it. ........untill today no one has contacted me for the money.

I wanted to condemn your act, I now imagined and asked myself, if it was me and 10 million dropped in my account. Will I return it?

I still haven't made up my mind as I'm typing. Maybe I'll just wait for 2 hours and see if the bank will reverse it.

pmoye:
For a good reason too. It is too early for us as a country to evolve a platform for people to gleefully brag about cheating the system. Education is a personal gift one gives oneself, and by cheating the system one ends up with self-sustained injuries... We have thousands of students who are faithfully going through the process, and who deserve admission slots more than those who cheat... We shouldn't celebrate moral decadence that inflicts injury (directly or indirectly) upon others.

If that my friend had allowed himself to go through the process, he would have been better for it. And perhaps, he wouldn't be dropping his bank accounts on different threads asking for alms. (No pun intended).

I agree with you and disagree with him.

My remark on your comment was based on how savage and hilarious I found your response to be. I also threw him a few shades.

TheSourcerer:
feel free to have sex with whoever,as long as you aee both adults and it's consent

Hmmmmm! I wish your mama catch you there and then. You would've learnt a valuable lesson in life.

Ajolee92:
well trust me when I say this, exam is not the true test of one's knowledge

You're right. I'm a testimony to that.

Gabbyodogwu:
Idiot

Big one for that matter. No remorse or regret. Just a straight up modafoker

Ajolee92:
Don't mind the mofo, looking for flaws to pick on, just for the records am well read, so don't use some silly mistake to judge me

Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

pmoye:
That explains your use of the English Language generally and specifically (see emphasis).

Kai. Bros, you harsh!

Meedon:
I bleep my first cousin.




I was about to get caught by mum it was God that save me that day.


Whenever I remember the scene my heart skip like skrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Mum for roast me that day

How about now? Do you consider sexual act with relatives an incest or you're just cool with it?

Mywd:
I no dey okay

u said if I like, I should lie. So I did.

Mywd:
If u like lie

Where did you get my photo from? Please take it down.

ATTemi:
U jx wan show all working jx like a mathematics exam!

Hahaha seriously, I for like lash his gf then send him a video from her phone.

This Imam has no peace at all

NaijadrivaCars:
gANDOLLAR TERRORIST

tiffanyfan:
Am very sure you don't know what you are saying

Well, you don't know me. You don't know me. I can't give stories, it's not necessary and things to be proud of.

Braintrain:
I raped my neighbors daughter

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LedRock:
She was cheap, that is why she allowed you to Fvck her for one full week, stop flattering yourself.

She is an experienced Olosho, she doesn't care if her boyfriend would find out. Both of you are good for each other.

Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

KelvinCX:
You both should stop dating cheap girls

I wish his girlfriend was cheap. She wasn't, I'm experienced in breaking excuses & defences. You won't understand. There's very few women I cannot get.

My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

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MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

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KrazyDave16:
They should stop making devices with taller displays, makes it easier for pickpockets

stop wearing skinny pants or make adjustments with your tailor.

Osagyefo98:
Who say Hausa no get talent...

How this Tagwaye of a man mimics buhari is so hilarious..

God bless your new age..

Bros, they're Igbo boys. Don't fool yourself.

Who is Slimcase?

I'm sure the OP is Mr White himself. That talk no just make sense.