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Old gist. Why bring it up again?

I became citizen of Zoogeria when I was born. I've been faithful, loyal & honest by not leaving. I am tired men!!!

Picture or idontbelieveit!

In the photo hold a sign that says Nairaland ModestGirl.

Chineke! That girl has lashed these who guys and they're the ones releasing the video! Shame no catch them?

Please share some back story to this. I don't understand the medical willybilly you got here

Gracealone:
He did not commit any crime by mentioning Dangote Fertilizer.
If the story is true, the issue is about pubic safety. The man in question is a foreigner and there's no way the name of his employer would not be mentioned.

Have you gone through his previous posts? The OP has a vendetta.

Why is all your post attacking Dangote Refinery? Are you a competitor or you're being owed salary?

Realfrankie:
Your head too dey shake, na it make you the confuse anyhow

So the end part of that comment no be like pidgin for ya eye?

Realfrankie:
Sorry, but
It is prompt and plain

Thank you professor.

And you nearly ran mad not run

Staysafe

E be like say you need Pidgin English For Dummies! Vol.1 (PDF)

gbolly1151:
I have been on Nairaland for a while and notice that post related with snake always get to the front page why?

it's not about the snake, it's because snake posts usually garners more attention than any other thread. I'm not an admin but I guess that NL push topic to the front page based on the following criteria.

Well articulated topics
Verified News
Personal Enquiries
Non offensive/bias posts
Reader's choice (when people call out the admin)

Etc

"Achaba"

It have tayed that I have hear this word o!

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branham890:
my friend lost 100k to the same thing

same here bro!

Before this incident, I never thought anyone could scam me.

Generaloluseye:
Did you pay to one Aisikheruan Friday
Account number 3150531480
First bank.

He did same to me too.

aah! No sir!

Na oyinbo guy do me this sh*t! I traced the guy to Facebook but could do nothing about it. Smh!

adams123:
my wify has being my own barber for like 4 months now. she's good at it!

Gorimakpa! You she can't go wrong!
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BackToLife:
People should stop joking with this virus. Many should have gotten Chloroquine while it was still available. Now, WHO has ensured permanent ban on it. Another chance to do the needful while you still can.

What if you bought the drug and you contact the virus 6 months after it expires? What difference does it make?

Ginaz:
The highest form of evil I’ve ever done and wasn’t caught it’s steal my mom small change .she won’t noticed too for it is very small amount like 100 or 50 naira .

You're a nice person oo! Please stop it completely sef. Heaven sure for you!

Ororomanutd:
07039214006 try your luck

Mr Juda!

For your mind now you wan play me sense abi? Don't worry, I'll come visit you after Jos lockdown. I'll start from Trinity Mission College and Unijos till I track your residence. The girl you have on your DP try Sha but you need to learn how to play the game!

Yes, on Telegram.
I participated in a hyip Bitcoin bot investment. The rubbish got to withdrawal part and I didn't see money in my account. When I contacted the Admin he told me point and plain that it's all a scam! I nearly run mad.

This is really sad. Truly sad to read.

DonroxyII:
Also, speak to her interest .... If she be Agric, Medicine, Performing Art, Biochemistry, Engineering... Sociology education .... Speak to what she likes ... Fashion, trends, Tatafo, movies ,Foods ... Get inside her Brain and become an essential part of it that when you ain't there , something is missing immediately....

Now, reconfigure that brain and carefully insert sexuality into it ... Romanticism .... Carefully, well versed girl will see you and flip on you immediately ..... Thus Carefully .... see wetness everywhere and you move in coolly.... make every hit count......

Now, Drop her and receive a commensurate curse that is up to the level of her emotions you raised up and every in and out of your d.ck in her reserved wellness .....

Yoruba Demons

Las Las! We are the same. You & I.

Ningen:
Really? — You guys think it's funny??
If anything, it's you who should be scared.

This is a virus that attacks your vital organs.
Lungs, liver, kidney, you name it...

So this shít isn't funny one bit.

Park well.

dokyOloye:
Where una de see these type of girls wey go quickly open leg for una just like that?

Lions are not friends with Leopards! The boys have a remarkable history with women.

Chikpat:
Really? Even when you have never met before?
Tell me something! Many people also want to learn. Lol

It can happen within a day of just meeting but you have to set the mood for it. Women fall for what they hear, men fall for what they see! You need sweet sugar coated mouth to lay this off in a day.

Ever noticed some guys see a lady for the first time and before you know it, he's holding her hands more often and next thing you know he's holding her waist and dishing out tons of jokes to make her laugh. That very day, he lashes her without even asking her out!

Things like this happen.

Ororomanutd:
07039214006 try your luck

Bros please keep your woman. I'm married now. The incident between my friends and I has been over 5 years ago!

Hahahaha! Once you go black, you can't go back!

Now let's see how the Chinese people will throw them out in the street. Savage modaf***

Sometimes I feel like God likes to joke with some certain things just to entertain himself.


Wishing them a speedy recovery.

Chikpat:
How do you do that?

Quick tip: Did you know that when you confidently stare at a lady's eyes(one at a time) & then her lips, eyes again and then lips in a gentle way could make her kiss you without asking for it?

Zornes123:
i felt disgusted with what you did. But seeing this he deserves it. You should have told him bro.

It wasn't his first time and not just me alone. He doesn't care and I decided to pay him back where it'll hurt.

ehmmy11:
i see you found the factory reset button ...but truth be said you were already friends with her and she was used to you it will take a longer time with a new girl

Yes you are right. We were very familiar with one another.

ehmmy11:
your points made sense but needs time to be implemented .. I was thinking it was a switch of a button . Thanks for your time.

Use pin here for faster result. No woman can resist it.

Lamb101:
you're just like me.
Let's thread carefully cos I de fear how the tin de very easy when other guys de complain up and down

Seriously. Many people no just get game. They see women like final year project.