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What's inside that green bottle in the background

Medicine after death, this is coming way too late and only a minion is captured. The trade in aluminium spreads beyond Lagos bridges and it's with the connivance of the law enforcement agents. He should be marched to the places he usually dispose the metal off and police arrest the buyers, the ability can be a key witness against our money monger bros them that usually but the stuff for all forms of fabrications.

Chai NPF, eight suspects on apparent suicide....

sixtuschimere:
Niger state Governor Abubakar Sani Bello was spotted yesterday at Stamford Bridge watching Chelsea Vs Arsenal match which Chelsea won 2-0 thanks to Zouma and Eden Hazard goals.It seems he is a Chelsea fan.See his blue outfit na..

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/09/niger-state-governor-abubakar-sani.html

When ladt did you watch Niger Tornadoes of Minna, Mr guv

damton:
Cement road. innovative idea.

I think the road project will be costlier in the long run..............this is IMO

Just drove through the spot with my family after church enroute picking something from my locker in the office. I casually told my wife how fatal accidents close to these roundabout are as well as the recklessness of drivers on the lekki/epe xpress road and now i am reading this.........RIP to the late and quick healing to the wounded.

ikombe:
Epl has the most poorest officiating this season

Chai, chai......

Lucky explained that Obeye’s neighbour paid him N150,000 in October last year, part of which he said he had spent to “mobilise” the policemen on their request. He added, “I’ve not seen this man since then. I went to his house but there was nobody there. The last time I called him, he threatened to deal with me if I called him again. The police said I should call them anytime I lay my hands on him.”

The above got me ROFLMAO

@OP, how can I make the unclad pix to be appearing in my Facebook timeline

MrKontrovErsy:
so yourobber man is involved now... where are those e warrior's yorrbbers

You certainly need a good optician for your eyes.

Recently noticed so many "behind the scene" videos on all the africa magic slots; despite the increased tariff, we get fed with repeats that are nit even three days apart. Consumer rights should be protected by the relevant bodies. Please share your opinions on this.

BishopMagic:
See Painment.

Save yourself that slap.

Ediot

Are you afraid of the dark, Or your shadow?

Two options I have as possible answers for you: 1. Go to your village and ask the elderly women and men.
2. Wait till you become old and see if kids will call you a witch/wizard.

That's the Fatman in jake and the Fatman na.

BishopMagic:
Outside Falana being a typified ambulance chaser and his highly partisan approach in legal interpretation and sense of Justice which has eroded any respect I use to hold of him, the fact that Falana is being propped by that kleptomaniac drug trafficker, Tinubu is more than enough reason why Buhari should never consider appointing Falana as Minister of Justice.

The lame game plan by Tinubu in his draught logic in this game of chess, is to position Falana into a position that will serve his own selfish political interst.

You may recall that during the Yaradua impasse, the responsibility of setting up a medical board of inquiry into the health status of the now late president fell primarily on the then Minister of Justice, Mike Aadonka.

This is exactly what Tinubu hopes to do with Falana what Mike Aadonka refused to do.

Tinubu believes strongly that Buhari's health will soon be an issue and the only way he can secure his puppet Osinbanjo to be appointed acting President is to see that the President of the Senate and Artorney-General be under his control.

This is why Tinubu is rooting for Falana.

Anybody in the Buhari camp reading this should first and foremost consider this motive above others on why Tinubu wants Falana.

To slap you just dey hungry me. You and this your true conspiracy theory.

Mr Oguntimehin suggested that “it is high time for the Federal government to stop being mono focal in its effort at putting a stop to the activities of vandals with the regimentation to the belief that only the regular trained security agencies can do it. ”

He pointed out that, “The recent , three months monitoring of the pipeline by private groups has proved to all that the engagement of the so called irregular or the socio – cultural groups brought modicum of stability and sanity to pipeline vandalism. This is a pointer to the fact that the war against pipeline vandalism should not be restricted to the regular armed forces.”

With the quoted, I have my suspects already. Gain Adams needs to know that this is not GEJ's government.

megawax8:
i'm not sticking my nose in your arguement with steph but just a little correction, Mugabe has 5 bachelors degree.

Thanks chief for accentuating this.

steph2sweet:
And who told you he is the most educated president ever in Africa.

Which other president claimed phd, not honorary phd as part of their credentials? It was so loud duringr his campaign.
FYI: Mugabe who recently read a wrong speech has two masters and three bachelors degrees.

The most educated president ever in Africa was Jonathan Goodluck and he almost ruined a nation of plenty. He propounded the theory, "stealing is not corruption'. With his PHD, he cannot hold a candle to 'illiterate' Zuma's face.

Trust me, there is more to this.

^^^ I just did; Airforce-1, come and tap wisdom o.

PapaNnamdi:
It is high time we did something about china products, just yesterday i bought a solar powered power bank, for a huge amount of money because i thought it would save me the stress of carrying phone charger about, so i bought it.

when i got home i discovered something the power bank seems to be photosensitive, as its charging led flashes when under the sun,
but this is just a hoax, it doesnt charge, i left it in the sun for close to 2days now, and it doesnt have any charged voltages for my phone, it just flashes its led when in the sun so the buyer assumes its realy working but its not.
i dont know how they did it, but they did it, its a fake solar power bank,
here is what it looks like, does this happen anywhere else or only in Nigeria?

Your brothers have swindled you, if you know what I mean

He should go and complain in China, the films surely came from their side and our brothers should stop duplicating them here.

Let me regale you with comments by Zimbabwean on the farce

Lord Stopit September 15, 2015 at 4:53 pm #
He didn’t read the wrong speech. That’s the only speech he has. Poor old dude has run out of ideas. He will probably read the same speech at Sikhanyiso’s heroic burial. LOL!!

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Speechless September 15, 2015 at 5:00 pm #
This would be hilarious if it weren’t for the tragic undertones. Here we have a nonagenarian whose continued clinging to power is virtually turning him into a doddering human cabbage before our very eyes, and meanwhile our beloved country continues to burn. Silly old man now paying the price for years of misrule and corruption. Zimbabweans are a hard-working nation and deserve better than this sad and decrepit Machiavelli as our leader. As somebody once said, there are no bad armies, just bad commanders. We need a new commander please!!!

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haya September 15, 2015 at 5:07 pm #
if you can’t find your new speech, don’t despair, there is always an old one. gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda.

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Sikhanyiso September 15, 2015 at 5:32 pm #
I know that speech. It’s the one he read at the 50th birthday party of Dr Shopping Spree.

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No Man Is An Island September 15, 2015 at 5:14 pm #
The man was once an intellectual giant of African politics, now he is a senile cabbage. Sad.

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Musona September 15, 2015 at 5:16 pm #
Makes no difference whether he reads the wrong speech or not – both are useless and will not change anything.

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Jim Kunaka September 15, 2015 at 5:17 pm #
Only in Zimbawe can this s..t happen.

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Man Kenya September 15, 2015 at 5:22 pm #
Zimbabwe needs a younger vibrant president who can match with the fast moving world. Instead, Mugabe can’t let go and yet his actions are betraying him. How can he read a full statement without noticing that it does not match with the event at hand. Last week’s addition of ministers in an already bloated cabinet rubberstamps it further. The main problem now is that he cannot monitor the day to day activities in all institutions thereby loopholes where lootters can benefit themselves. In the abudance of water a fool is thirsty. Zimbabwe is naturally blessed but you will only realise your blessings when you alternate your management top bottom. Thank you all.

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Drunk Taxi Driving War Vet September 15, 2015 at 5:25 pm #
Iwe @Man Kenya better watizii zvako. We know you are an MDC sellout.

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Drunk Taxi Driving War Vet September 15, 2015 at 5:22 pm #
I smell a rat here. This must be the work of our gamatox friends.

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s shumba September 15, 2015 at 5:42 pm #
What rat – that Bob is now completely …… Yes he is gone. If he prepared the speech for past few days (or hours) he would have realised that this is not my speech.

What it means is that the speeches that Bob makes are not his AT ALL. He is given a piece of paper to read all the time. That is why he sometimes goes “off-cuff” and talk nonsense for ever.

we are doomed maZimbabwe. Let us pray.

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Drunk Taxi Driving War Vet September 15, 2015 at 5:50 pm #
Zvibate iwe s shumba. Gamatox yemunhu.

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DJ September 15, 2015 at 5:23 pm #
Which shows that he will just be going throug the papers in every speech coz if u read something you have read before you will notice its the same thing

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lewis September 15, 2015 at 5:24 pm #
But why blaming president mugabe when someone did not do his or her job speech was prepared and presented to him.

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Morgan Tswankiray September 15, 2015 at 5:30 pm #
That was not Mugabe reading the speech, but a Chinese made robot.

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Charles September 15, 2015 at 5:36 pm #
And why didn’t Mugabe do his job and read the speech when it was presented to him? Come on @Lewis, don’t defend the indefensible. Are you also going to blame the typist who typed it?

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Gonyombwerendanga September 15, 2015 at 5:27 pm #
They should have given him the speech he read at Bona’s wedding. It would have made no fargin difference.

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Fungai skumbuzo September 15, 2015 at 5:41 pm #
At one Heroes Acre burial Matibili read a speech in which he erroneously referred to the deceased ‘hero’ by a different name several times. But this was in the pre-gamatox days so nobody really noticed.

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Ras Muta September 15, 2015 at 5:41 pm #
hayaaayayaya.. Umdala akayekele madoda. lokhu sokuzwisa usizi shame

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blaz September 15, 2015 at 5:44 pm #
maybe that speech about giving people 2.2million jobs was also a mix up

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swagger muchando September 15, 2015 at 5:48 pm #
Kana ndakambonyarira vanhu zvanhasi zviri pamberi, to make matters worse this old man is the Zanu pf candidate for 2018 and if people don’t vote for him they will be beaten up. Takapereiko nhai Ishe wedenga isu vana veZimbabwe, maiwee zvangu.

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Nhunguru September 15, 2015 at 5:48 pm #
He’s only good at shuffling the cabinet. Since 1980 he has reshuffled it for 63 times. does the problem lie in the shuffled or it lies in the shuffler. Come on old man, pave way for others. Today’s incident symbolises the fact that nothing new will ever come out of you again. Reading the same script since independence.

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Chief Whip September 15, 2015 at 5:50 pm #
This shows that as a nation we are now totally lost with a leader who cannot see the difference in the speech that he once read before the august house. If the leader fails to give a proper speech then it is the same with his policies all repeated over and over again and we will not go anywhere. It is high time Gushungo that you take your humble rest and let others do this job because in you confidence is lost; was lost; and was never guaranteed.

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Lesson of life: Do not dispice days of little beginning. Spammy is now the leader for hitech phones after Apple.

ifnyioj22:
My mitsubishi endeavour transmission runs well with the oil it came with, but my mechanic adviced that i change the atf that it's light,but it's not looking black or smell burnt! The ride is a year+Pls house advice

Do not change the oil now if it's fine, do a bit of research for the right transmission oil in case you need to change it. Wrong oil can kill a transmission.

@OP, with this stat; it is safe to say 95% of ladies in your family are confirmed oloshos!

Please put viewer discretion is advised or graphic pix. This is too wicked.

Na Same Same (semu ni). No surprises.