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Health › Re: Conjoined Twins Born In India by gunuvi(m): 9:49am On Jul 27, 2013
minute: How would a conjoined twin feel if one of them was outgoing and the other wasn't and it was date

night? OR Lets say that Betsy and Bartholomew are conjoined twins. They are conjoined at the rib

cage and as a result both have full control over their brains. So one day Betsy is out at dinner with

her boyfriend who is into kinky things like conjoined twins. Her boyfriend makes a comment that Bar-

tholomew really doesn't like so he picks up the knife and stabs him repeatedly in the face.


Obviously with so many witnesses, Bartholomew is arrested and given life in prison
Now what happens to Betsy?
Wetin u dey talk?
Business To Business › Re: Partner With Us In Our Coconut Biz And Earn Good Returns Monthly. by gunuvi(op): 9:38am On Jul 27, 2013
Ok
Business To Business › Re: Invest 1m Into Our Coconuts Importation Business And Earn 150k Monthly. by gunuvi(op): 9:37am On Jul 27, 2013
Ok
Business To Business › Re: Virgin Coconut Oil Distributors And Resellers Wanted Urgently. by gunuvi(op): 9:36am On Jul 27, 2013
Ok
Sports › Re: Nigerian Footballers And Their Wives (Pictures) by gunuvi(m): 10:00am On Jul 26, 2013
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Car Talk › Re: Bentley First Ever Suv (Pictures) by gunuvi(m): 8:37am On Jul 26, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Wao! Wonderful machines.
I ll block your senatorial dream. Unless you appease the gods![/quote]Abeg ooo. I am on my way to Uncle Okija shrine to apease the gods.
Me sef wan join the looting senators na as e be like say Nigeria no fit change so make me sef go join them
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Motorable Farm Land In Ogun State. by gunuvi(m): 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2013
Tosade01: I am looking for farm land @ Ogun State that can be use for plantain plantation, poultry and fish pond. If you have useful information, kindly contact me on tosade2003k@yahoo.com

I aswell need information about the current price of plantain sucker, piglet, weaners, grower,
Thanks.
We have over 80 acres of lands that is suitable for Farming and also motorable not to forget that it is also cheap. 600k per acres
Location: Ere, Ado- Odo, Ogun State
Call me 07026015480
Car Talk › Re: Bentley First Ever Suv (Pictures) by gunuvi(m): 5:20pm On Jul 25, 2013
That's good. Thank God it will be on sale from 2016 when I would have won my election to Senate. The price will be a chicken change by then.
Guys don't worry, na your tax money I go take buy 2( one for me and one for the current MBGN)
Who no sabi chop naija free oyel money.
@op, thanks for letting me know.
Family › Re: PHOTOS: Fighting Couple Strip Naked In Public by gunuvi(m): 5:16pm On Jul 25, 2013
That's one of the best couple on earth. They enjoyed together and got crazy together. For better for worse. Don't be surprised that both will end up together on bed that night and come out as lover birds next day.
Business › Re: Supply Us Stock For Our Supermkt, (cash) by gunuvi(m): 3:50pm On Jul 25, 2013
Contact us to supply you Virgin Coconut Oil for ur supermarket.
07026015480 or visit www.sebasicoconuts.com
Investment › Re: INVESTORS : BB Pin Exchange. by gunuvi(m): 3:29pm On Jul 25, 2013
If you wish to partner or invest in Coconuts Oil manufacturing which we do or have funds to invest in our Coconuts importation business you can add me on 29361e9f
Business To Business › Re: Virgin Coconut Oil Distributors And Resellers Wanted Urgently. by gunuvi(op): 11:31am On Jul 25, 2013
Happy weekend
Business To Business › Re: Invest 1m Into Our Coconuts Importation Business And Earn 150k Monthly. by gunuvi(op): 11:29am On Jul 25, 2013
Happy weekend
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress Deported For Shoplifting In London by gunuvi(m): 7:37am On Jul 24, 2013
Kilode! Ghanians too dey thief sef
Politics › Re: George Zimmerman Emerged From Hiding For Truck Crash Rescue by gunuvi(m): 7:36am On Jul 24, 2013
Time will tell.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Enjoy 16-Hours Of Electricity Supply - Nebo by gunuvi(m): 7:26am On Jul 24, 2013
Mr Nebo, na now I know say spirits don highjacked the power sector.
Shebi na the spirits tell u say make u tell us say we don dey get 16 hours lights abi?
Yes, you are correct jare, since we dey raining season, lightening dey strike pass 16 hours sef.

God pu.nish your rotten mouth. Liar!
Politics › Re: I Suffered For 15 Years - Al-mustapha's Wife by gunuvi(m): 7:12am On Jul 24, 2013
Its not easy madam we know but if oga at the top check the engine and see that the crank shaft has worn out, na your palaver be dat.
Politics › Re: Ekiti PDP Suspends Fayose by gunuvi(m): 7:08am On Jul 24, 2013
Okay na.
Culture › Re: Pics From My Trip To Ethiopia by gunuvi(m): 7:04am On Jul 24, 2013
Aringarosa: Hey! For exception of that one pic, the rest of pics are from me, i put it up with mine to compliment the one i took....

I'll upload the rest of the pic sometime today and you can compare it with Joey's..,
I said it that you are just downloading the pictures from the internet and pasting here. If you don't show us any picture that shows you in oe of those sites then u are a big liar. I have seen some of those pictures before jare. If you are in Addis and you don't snap the Sod Absynia, the beautiful round about in front of the UN ECA, any of the orthodox church etc..my brother, I won't take your pics serious.
Politics › Re: Chidi Lloyd Detained By Police In Rivers by gunuvi(m): 6:57am On Jul 24, 2013
I pity those ADC and the securities attached to the Gov, they will be used as scape goats. That's why to dey over impress ones boss sometimes no good. Now, even Amaechi can't save them cos they will be sacrificed.
Politics › Re: Woman Wants Her Spinal Cord Cut To Fulfill Her Desire Of Using A Wheel Chair by gunuvi(m): 6:54am On Jul 24, 2013
Thank God the Oyinbo Doctors sef don talk am say na one mental problem she get or else I for say oyinbo mumu well well o cos me wey no be doctor sef don know say na the presido of the yaba left wey escape travel go obodoyibo na I'm she be.
Okay na, carry am come baba yusuf house for agbole agba were la for Ijebu, when the man flog am finish with him bilanla, she go quick appreciate the importance of her legs as she go tear race even Bolt sef go jealous am.
Nonsense.
Culture › Re: Pics From My Trip To Ethiopia by gunuvi(m): 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2013
The pics looks like you snapped it from a magazine. Show us your own pictures in those locations and we will believe you.
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Arrested For Allegedly Killing First Husband In Ilorin. by gunuvi(m): 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2013
kokoye: With the way people blame the devil sef..I'm starting to pity the 'poor' guy.
Who confirm am say devil na guy?
Na woman jare.
Business To Business › Re: Virgin Coconut Oil Distributors And Resellers Wanted Urgently. by gunuvi(op): 8:03am On Jul 23, 2013
Be part of us today.
Business To Business › Re: Invest 1m Into Our Coconuts Importation Business And Earn 150k Monthly. by gunuvi(op): 8:02am On Jul 23, 2013
Happy new week.
Food › Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by gunuvi(m): 10:45am On Jul 21, 2013
Tolexander: seems you were even on the bottles of beer when posting this.
Cos just wondering why someone that isn't high on beer will say this.
You are very correct, I was on my 6th bottles of Harp lager beer. You wan come join?
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo Chases Mother-in-law From Home by gunuvi(m): 8:57am On Jul 21, 2013
Give the woman what she wants.
Food › Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by gunuvi(m): 8:36am On Jul 21, 2013
Haaba, 6 litres no even reach one carton wey me dey finish in 12 minutes. Dem no even sabi drink beer for spain.

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