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PoliticsAnother Joke About Nigeria. Lol by guobe(op): 10:08am On Apr 11, 2024
The jokes about Nigeria on the internet keeps increasing on a daily.
Just saw this now.

TravelRe: Always Insist On Wearing Safety Jackets Before Entering A Boat Travelling On Wat by guobe(op): 7:40am On Apr 11, 2024
dnawah:
no be those local ones o!
Life jacket will always keep you safe so far it is in good condition.
TravelAlways Insist On Wearing Safety Jackets Before Entering A Boat Travelling On Wat by guobe(op): 2:25am On Apr 11, 2024
It's a safety precaution to wear safety jackets when embarking on a boat trip.
I have supervised alot of projects in riverine oil communities of Ajatiton,Ajamimogha and other riverine communities and I always go with my personal life jackets.
Incase of any eventualities, this life jacket should be able to keep you safe.
The person controlling the boat does not care as he is a very good swimmer and if anything happens,he can easily swim to safety even at very long distance.
Safety first.
PoliticsRe: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe(op): 12:54am On Apr 11, 2024
Verbtips:
ge MR guobe ,i finally solved the puzzle of the 9:9 logic stat
but i will be giving it and official name
heart of the sun,
so i decide to take a break and flex,just discovering the logic makes me feel as if a stone has been lifted from my spirit.well that how i am from home set and i love such spiritgrin
THE HYPOTENSIS I GOT FROM THE HYPOTENSIS
1.DATE
2.NUMBER OF MATCHES (9)
3.LOGIC CALCULATION(THE READING MY START FROM DOWN OR UP )
HOME ADVANTAGE:THIS MEAN THE HOME TEAM CAN BEHAVE IN TWO WAYS WHILE THE AWAY TEAM HAS STATIONARY STAT.AND I FOUND OUT YOU ARE USING THE HOME ADVANTAGE
THAT MEANS THE SECOND PHARSE OF
9:9
AND TO PREDICT CORRECT SCORE
THE WAY THE RELATIONSHIP IS FIXED DETERMINE THE CORRECT SCORE
I.E
ESPANYOL VS EIBAR HAS A FIXED RELATIONSHIP
AS THAT OF
TRABZONSPOR VS KASIMPASA,
I STILL HAVE MORE,
I BOUGHT OVER 15 60 LEAVES TO RUN DE EXPERIMENT.
NOW WORKING ON THE SECOND PHARSE WILL GIVE ME HARD TIME.SINCE THE FIRST PHARSE HAS A 90% ROI I WILL BE DEVELOPING THE REMAINING STEP BY S
Ok nice
SportsWycombe Vs Derby Preview by guobe(op): 7:29pm On Apr 10, 2024
In this English league one match,this should be an away win for Derby of about 1.72 odds
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Will Give You Sack Letter Because You Want Him Fat By Dishing All by guobe(op): 8:42am On Apr 09, 2024
illicit:
Lol

Mama put sef don cost o

White soup wey I dey manage for 1k before is now 2k for my hood

🥵
So true but cheap ones still de
RomanceYour Boyfriend Will Give You Sack Letter Because You Want Him Fat By Dishing All by guobe(op): 8:06am On Apr 09, 2024
The girlfriend wants his boyfriend to add some weight so when she cooked for the guy,she packed like 4 meats out and very big eba make the guy consume.
Food that the guy wants to manage for some time for this critical period.
Girl you are about to receive sack letter from your boyfriend as he will only be taking you to mama put of 700 naira from now on lol.
Frankly speaking it's better you ask someone you are cooking for the amount of food they will like to consume instead of the amount that comes from your mind.
PoliticsRe: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe(op): 7:18am On Apr 09, 2024
Verbtips:
shebi america dey vote online,ok if nigeria adapt to that change although say online them go fit temper am but e need great work.desperate nigeria politician no go ever gree,becus nayin easy pass just go polling unit snatch ballot box,do eni how them like
infact no be only govement corrupt even their organisations na war,the day police do one guy shege for my front eh i just shake head,
Reforms are needed in all sectors. We can't continue like this.
PoliticsRe: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe(op): 6:43am On Apr 09, 2024
Verbtips:
i know nigerians know how to manipulate their enviroment and rule,ok just assume.there is good road,247 electricity,e.t.c
WETIN THEM WAN TAKE CAMPAIGNhuh
We suppose don pass that level .
Advanced countries don't campaign with Roads.
PoliticsRe: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe(op): 4:59am On Apr 09, 2024
Verbtips:
shey 9jaria matahuh,talk any how efcc and dss don land your door in 5secgrin,OUR POLITICIANS DEY PREPARE FOR 2027,YOU DEY TALK ABOUT FIXING NIGERIA,WHAT A JOKEgringrin
lemme break it down small
our politician love to sabotage some one else government
they are criminals and mastermind of kidnapping and banditry so as to see what to use to campiagn during next election
nigeria politician no even want wey nigerians enjoy y becus when they make little move nigerians will swam like hungry fishes struggling for food.
educated people are being governed why animals are being ruled.just voice your complain kuje await yougrin.
NO EDUCATED PESIN FOR 9JARIA
Nigerians do not want too much.Just give them the basics and they are okay.
It should be live and let's live.
The country is currently choking and the Nigerian leaders should fix it up.
PoliticsThe Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe(op):
I have been reading different comments on jokes about Nigeria this period and it has been cracking me up.
One of the jokes was that in heaven if you commit a crime,the Angel will just sentence you to 20 years in Nigeria.
Another one is Nigeria is the comedy channel they watch in heaven if they want to laugh.
I just saw a third one now attached.
Abeg our leaders should fix the country so that its citizens do not take it as a joke.
Alot of people are fed up with the current trajectory of the country
Imagine they say dollar that they met at 700 naira and took it themselves to almost 2000 naira and are fixing it themselves to 1200 naira and they say it is falling ,meanwhile cost of goods keeps going up with high cost of fuel and now increased power tariff and salary still remains stagnant.

Sports4 Odds by guobe(op): 1:49pm On Apr 08, 2024
4 odds

SportsRe: My Draws Combination Bet Win by guobe(op): 8:43am On Apr 08, 2024
Yesterday

SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op): 4:51am On Apr 08, 2024
Verbtips:
ge boss
lucchese vs arezzo
home win
@2.04
ht ft
draw-home
correct score
2:1
ht correct score
1:1
second half
1:0
Okay nice
SportsRe: Kwara United Vs Bendel Insurance Preview by guobe(op): 8:35pm On Apr 07, 2024
Ft kwara utd 1 Bendel insurance 1
SportsKwara United Vs Bendel Insurance Preview by guobe(op): 2:40am On Apr 07, 2024
Relegation threatened Bendel insurance of Benin are in Ilorin go take on Kwara United in continuation of the Nigerian Premier league today.
The out of form Adaa Bendel boys were massacred right there in Benin by roaring wind of Nigertornadoes in their last encounter by three goals to one and would be seeking redemption in this encounter.
I nolonger recognise the Bendel insurance I use to love and cherish as they are displaying pure mediocrity in their management of recent.
They have sold all their key players without the requisite replacement and now they are paying the ultimate prize for it.
If they are not careful they may be demoted to the national league this season.
Last season Bendel insurance went unbeaten and got some vital away wins and draws but this season the reverse has been the case as they are on a losing streak away without a single win away this season.
Poor poor insurance, how has the mightily fallen.
For the bettors this should be a straight home win for Kwara united as I don't see insurance getting anything from there after a shameful display at the Samuel Ogbemudia stadium the last time around that made me to have headache.
I wish them what they wish themselves as I am presently disappointed about the poor showing from the Insurance team of recent.

RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 6:52pm On Apr 06, 2024
papyjaypaul:
I think any place that has men without women will likely have this abuse. Boys school, military camps, prison

The first person that made me know the word MouthAction was from military boys school
So true
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 5:55pm On Apr 06, 2024
[quote author=papyjaypaul post=129300232][/quote]Alot of naive kids passed through alot in many institutions and some didn't recover with some even committing suicide.
It's extremely ludicrous for someone to say no one went through that act in Nigeria.
It was swept under the carpet because it will be difficult for a kid to accuse his teacher nurturing him.
Where will he even start from.
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 5:21pm On Apr 06, 2024
Septagon:
The o.p is a renown bet addict.maybe his game cut and he had to take it off his mind by formulating such blatant lies, without a single piece of evidence.havent u heard the story of Nathaniel bassey and the false accusers?
Ok

RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 2:03pm On Apr 06, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
WTF!!!

I had to read the topic 3 times to make sure I read correctly.

I mean I've heard of Male teachers to female students, Female teachers to female students and Female teachers to male students,

But Male to malehuh?? May God deliever us!!!
Somehow the teachers heads have gone nuts.
I can't fathom that type of rubbish behaviour to innocent students.
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 2:02pm On Apr 06, 2024
Negroid001:
Catholic priests and reverend fathers do worse.
Yes that one is known and well documented
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 11:10am On Apr 06, 2024
PointZerom:
My biology teacher realy collected massively from me.
Seeing my long dick with pink cap while urinating, she asked for it and I agreed ASAP.

Chai, that lady realy roughed me from SS1.
Lol bad guy.
Male teacher to male students is more absord.
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op):
VinnyBaba:
OP, you lie.😕

Most Male teenagers fantasize about Fuccking Fine Girls in their School or neighborhood.

I don't think any of them will have time to follow their male teacher to his house and Stroke his dicck. undecided

Even the mere suggestion of that by the Teacher,
Na Better Fight go follow am. sad
The student most times don't know what is about to occur as he feels its just a normal visit to a teachers house.
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 10:29am On Apr 06, 2024
illicit:
This is serious
It does happen
RomanceRe: Some Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op): 10:24am On Apr 06, 2024
illicit:
Biology teacher bah?
Yes na their work be that
RomanceSome Male Secondary School Teachers Sexually Abused Their Male Students by guobe(op):
Secondary school teachers sexually abusing their naive male students do occur.
The 13 or 14 years innocent boy who holds their teachers in high esteem are helpless and do not raise alarm after the act is committed.
The school teacher persistently inviting the student to his house claiming that other students have been coming to his house.
On the very said day when he finally took the student alone to his house,he tells the student to feel at home and make the student to make him ejaculate by holding his private part so that he comes
Most science teachers are fond of doing this.
The naive student obliges the teacher as he respects him and does not know what he is doing.
This is an act of abuse against innocent students in secondary schools.
Parents should be very careful and note that their male kids can be abused by their tutor.
In Africa anything goes as the issue won't be reported to the authorities immediately or a couple of years later but if it was abroad even if it is 20 years later,the issue can be brought up.
It is well.
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op): 8:46am On Apr 06, 2024
Verbtips:
if i didn't get 2 of this 3 i will change the building plan but with same goalgringrin
Nobody will take you serious with your inconsistencies.
I can't even put 10 naira in your games.
You will go for Realmadrid to lose at home.who does that.That was not the platform I layed for you as you have deviated and doing something entirely else.
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op):
Verbtips:
gm boss
crystal palace vs man city
tips:home win
@8.60
liecester vs birmingham
tips:away win
@7.20
brighton vs arsenal
tips:draw
@4.30
odd:266
You are refusing to change your style of forcast by always going for very big odds and dangerous odds
RomanceRe: One Of My Favourite Group Evanescence My Immortal Lyrics by guobe(op): 7:09am On Apr 05, 2024
drake2:
Good to know.

When were you in the University? And which one?

Besides Evanescence, where you into really the rock genre? Like: Metallica, Oasis, U2, Avril Lavigne, Stained, Puddle of mud, Blink 182, Creed, etc?

Rock is life. I began with Rock videos very early in life at MTV Europe (remember the Zombie song
from the Cranberries?)
That era of Rock songs were pure bliss.
I really enjoyed them including Avrilavigne,matchbox20 and the rest.

I still enjoy rock songs only.
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op): 7:02am On Apr 05, 2024
Verbtips:
good morning boss,
i have see what cause the away win not to score
is is known as outcome obstruction
(it is the first relationship created but it out dated due to the increase in number of game played)after the particular game is not among top 9 games,the power of such relationship will clash with the current relationship to produce a different out come entirely,but there is a particular game postion that it will become inactive,i will working on dis
Okay nice one
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op): 2:25pm On Apr 04, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
Walai I was surprised when I saw 3-0 in first half ooo.
Worse, bendel was home!
It was a shocker
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Nigertornadoes by guobe(op): 9:55am On Apr 04, 2024
NPFLADMIN:
3-nil now. Pele ooo
When I told you Insurance will be involved in relegation battle you said they won't.Hope you are looking atcthe league table now

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