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Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 6:56pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:na ovafamiliarity dey cause all dis.... and too much of play i'm not a tripper NinaNigeria: Odinma |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 6:59pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:even if u beef me, everybody know say na lorfers fight,so... & na netflix wey don dey occupy me now.... #OhNetflix #WhereHathThouBeenAllMyLife |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:03pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:dont get ur panties in a twist darl.... nobody said u were a stripper.... but we sure wont mind seeing u working that thang.. ke kwanu? |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
misspicy:lol nah. adim calm and gentle and shy Eeyah. It is well.... at least you have work amiright In the voice of my pastor (unless u dey for Shekau's religion? ) 'It's alrright my daughta' Mine is.... I'm very hungry only drank water all day. But I'm on a diet so 21st Century problems right |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:U nor well..... who tell u say i dey wear /dont quote me on this! / mas o menos.... im okay sha. stop watching netflix when u can get it free online OKAY! now consider urself officially beefed. |
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 7:19pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Hahahaha ur pastor must be a comic person.. Water since morning Abeg take it easy bae |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:21pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: u too like free stuff... i guess itz d _ _ _ _ _ _ blood (i no talk anytin oh) and na me u dey speak spanish for.....? i have no idea what u just said... and i thought that was what gehs wear? or at least most of the time... but i heard that just like guys,gehs love taking it off at night and spread their balls too. |
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 7:28pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:So u be abo.ki....lol |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:30pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:I took time to count those dashes and if there were four dis night would have been a difficult one for u das basically common knowledge its like saying 'adios'.... every mallam on d street sabi am It means 'more or less' but I'm using it to mean 'neither here nor there' key words being 'most of the time' or even more accurately 'sometimes' . i wont say more before dem start to dey accuse me we no get balls.... but sleeping naked is actually healthy. it allows ur skin to breathe. once again thats all i'll say. 1 Like |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:31pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
misspicy:so u neva know? he sells tom-toms and cream crackers under one bridge like that 1 Like |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: my spanish is nigh on zero.... barring the phrases and words that were intergrated and are still being utilised in mainstream english i no know any other thing. & technically,you have "a ball" of sorts.... but i'm not saying any more too. and forget about health benfits. Going commando in the night is the real shìt.... nothing beats that awesome,cool night breeze blowing gently against ur sometin.... |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:43pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
misspicy:me na concrete abokì na ... i dey suspect say u na yoruba girl..... |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:but u speak french nah so spanish should be easy for u i actually had to think about that for a minute so. Well done y'hear Its mostly accidental actually when u jus fall asleep like dat.... i fall asleep easily so if i get tired das it no matta wat state im in |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:02pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Ah, i only comprehend french because dem start dey teach me d tin since nursery schl na... wen i carry mah lunch-box every monday morning go school,d first tin we go hear na "count from 1-10 in french" na so we go start "un,deux,trois....." but me wey no know even "1" for spanish... u dey take spanish classes? and dat "ball" statement was totally benign... so,
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Re: The New Guy by CUM4WHAT(m): 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
[size=38pt] NONSENSE..... Op is xo dumb dah my dog advised me not to comment........ How on earth wud a dlck dah got anoda moniker come with his dried balls to tell us he's new? [/size] |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:You like telling stories for the ancestors So how good are you at this socalled french. can u carry a conversation or jus small small words yeah i take spanish, que es un requisito (its a requirement) mmm we know. we don know ur style already u wan go there but not too far so jus continue.... goat. |
Re: The New Guy by CUM4WHAT(m): 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:uno, dos, tres, cuarto, cinco......... So simple.... Lemme be yo tisha for NGN20k/week |
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
NeduLuiZ:yea I got it now |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: french is not "so called" abeg....e better pass ur yeye spanish... i'm pretty good,at least for a guy dat learnt most of the complexities on his own....(yeah,i'm blowing my own trumpet). but as i jam one french lady like dat,as she talk one tin na so i just freeze.... see,at least make u learn somtin other than english... faux ndi igbo. |
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
misspicy:thanks friend.. Am use to all diss stuff its Nothing I don't have to join Am on my own lane Sure we are friends already |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT: 2k/week? i.e 60-62k/month? if i dey get dat kyn money,i no go school again na..... make we do trade by batter,i go teach u hausa u go teach me spanish. |
Re: The New Guy by Adasun(m): 8:27pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:yah dats hw roll,no one gv a dem abt anybody |
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Thanks everyone
Have a Great weeekends ahead |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:*mutters something inaudible* okay if you say so that trumpet of urs no dey ever rest smh egotistical being Na me u call faux? U dont even deserve to write that 'ndi igbo' wit ur fingers |
Re: The New Guy by lilmax(m): 8:31pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Okay, let's wait for your real moniker |
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:Hahahahaha |
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 8:41pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1:Wrong I be Ebira girl |
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be..... u gehs are just living a fantasy... d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu... Beht wait, did i just win an argument? did i just win an argument? No did i just win an argument? against MrsFyno? Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight. |
Re: The New Guy by Gurgle(f): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: Lol...hapu anyi aka o...we dey try You didn't win anything o |
Re: The New Guy by adedayourt(m): 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
SwaGGu: JJC |
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: TCHW Hey onye ara, kedu? no u didnt but if the thought of it gets u that hyped then continue thinking so Gurgle:U dey mind am? No be pity I dey pity am? |
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