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Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 6:56pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


mrs.phyno na my personal person na.....

she been dey trip for badt man tey_tey.

she too like fine guys,and as a konfam fulani guy, she just couldnt help herself.
na ovafamiliarity dey cause all dis.... and too much of play

i'm not a tripper grin
NinaNigeria:
Kedu

Odinma grin
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 6:59pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lekwa dis nwoke o....... onyeara

tchw.

ur so annoying u jus go disappear like say na magician trick and not answer anybody i swear i go start to beef u
even if u beef me,
everybody know say na lorfers fight,so...

& na netflix wey don dey occupy me now....

#OhNetflix

#WhereHathThouBeenAllMyLife
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:03pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
na ovafamiliarity dey cause all dis.... and too much of play
i'm not a stripper grin

Odinma grin
dont get ur panties in a twist darl....
nobody said u were a stripper....
but we sure wont mind seeing u working that thang..
ke kwanu?
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 10, 2015
misspicy:

hahahahahaha...bosslady

My day is going smoothly just d stress I face daily at work,cnt wait to stick my foot into a hot bath.....

Urs?
lol nah. adim calm and gentle and shy grin grin grin


Eeyah. It is well.... at least you have work amiright grin In the voice of my pastor (unless u dey for Shekau's religion? grin) 'It's alrright my daughta'

Mine is.... I'm very hungry only drank water all day. But I'm on a diet so grin 21st Century problems right
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

dont get ur panties in a twist darl....

nobody said u were a stripper....

but we sure wont mind seeing u working that thang..

ke kwanu?
U nor well.....
who tell u say i dey wear lipsrsealed tongue /dont quote me on this! grin/

mas o menos.... im okay sha. stop watching netflix when u can get it free online

OKAY! now consider urself officially beefed.
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 7:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol nah. adim calm and gentle and shy grin grin grin


Eeyah. It is well.... at least you have work amiright grin In the voice of my pastor (unless u dey for Shekau's religion? grin) 'It's alrright my daughta'

Mine is.... I'm very hungry only drank water all day. But I'm on a diet so grin 21st Century problems right

Hahahaha ur pastor must be a comic person..grin

Water since morning Abeg take it easy bae
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:21pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

U nor well.....
who tell u say i dey wear lipsrsealed tongue /dont quote me on this! grin/

mas o menos.... im okay sha. stop watching netflix when u can get it free online

OKAY! now consider urself officially beefed.

u too like free stuff...

i guess itz d _ _ _ _ _ _ blood (i no talk anytin oh)

and na me u dey speak spanish for.....?
i have no idea what u just said...

and i thought that was what gehs wear?

or at least most of the time...

but i heard that just like guys,gehs love taking it off at night and spread their balls too.
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 7:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


mrsphyno na my personal person na.....

she been dey trip for badt man tey_tey.

she too like fine guys,and as a konfam fulani guy, she just couldnt help herself.
So u be abo.kishocked....lolgrin
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:30pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


u too like free stuff...

i guess itz d _ _ _ _ _ _ blood (i no talk anytin oh)

and na me u dey speak spanish for.....?
i have no idea what u just said...

and i thought that was what gehs wear?

or at least most of the time...

but i heard that just like guys,gehs love taking it off at night and spread their balls too.

I took time to count those dashes and if there were four dis night would have been a difficult one for u grin

das basically common knowledge its like saying 'adios'.... every mallam on d street sabi am tongue
It means 'more or less' but I'm using it to mean 'neither here nor there'

key words being 'most of the time' or even more accurately 'sometimes' . i wont say more before dem start to dey accuse me grin

we no get balls.... but sleeping naked is actually healthy. grin it allows ur skin to breathe. once again thats all i'll say.

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Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
misspicy:

So u be abo.kishocked....lolgrin
so u neva know?

he sells tom-toms and cream crackers under one bridge like that

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Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

I took time to count those dashes and if there were four dis night would have been a difficult one for u grin

das basically common knowledge its like saying 'adios'.... every mallam on d street sabi am tongue
It means 'more or less' but I'm using it to mean 'neither here nor there'

key words being 'most of the time' or even more accurately 'sometimes' . i wont say more before dem start to dey accuse me grin

we no get balls.... but sleeping naked is actually healthy. grin it allows ur skin to breathe. once again thats all i'll say.

my spanish is nigh on zero....

barring the phrases and words that were intergrated and are still being utilised in mainstream english
i no know any other thing.

& technically,you have "a ball" of sorts....

but i'm not saying any more too.

and forget about health benfits. Going commando in the night is the real shìt....

nothing beats that awesome,cool night breeze blowing gently against ur sometin....
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:43pm On Sep 10, 2015
misspicy:
So u be abo.kishocked....lolgrin
me na concrete abokì na ...
i dey suspect say u na yoruba girl.....
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


my spanish is nigh on zero....

barring the phrases and words that were intergrated and are still being utilised in mainstream english
i no know any other thing.

& technically,you have "a ball" of sorts....

but i'm not saying any more too.

and forget about health benfits. Going commando in the night is the real shìt....

nothing beats that awesome,cool night breeze blowing gently against ur sometin....
but u speak french nah so spanish should be easy for u

i actually had to think about that for a minute so. Well done y'hear

Its mostly accidental actually when u jus fall asleep like dat.... i fall asleep easily so if i get tired das it grin no matta wat state im in
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

but u speak french nah so spanish should be easy for u

i actually had to think about that for a minute so. Well done y'hear

Its mostly accidental actually when u jus fall asleep like dat.... i fall asleep easily so if i get tired das it grin no matta wat state im in

Ah, i only comprehend french because dem start dey teach me d tin since nursery schl na...

wen i carry mah lunch-box every monday morning go school,d first tin we go hear na

"count from 1-10 in french"

na so we go start "un,deux,trois....."

but me wey no know even "1" for spanish...

u dey take spanish classes?

and dat "ball" statement was totally benign...

grin

so,

Re: The New Guy by CUM4WHAT(m): 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2015
[size=38pt] NONSENSE..... Op is xo dumb dah my dog advised me not to comment........ How on earth wud a dlck dah got anoda moniker come with his dried balls to tell us he's new? sad [/size]
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


Ah, i only comprehend french because dem start dey teach me d tin since nursery schl na...

wen i carry mah lunch-box every monday morning go school,d first tin we go hear na

"count from 1-10 in french"

na so we go start "un,deux,trois....."

but me wey no know even "1" for spanish...

u dey take spanish classes?

and dat "ball" statement was totally benign...

grin

so,
You like telling stories for the ancestors grin

So how good are you at this socalled french. can u carry a conversation or jus small small words

yeah i take spanish, que es un requisito (its a requirement)

mmm we know. we don know ur style already u wan go there but not too far so jus continue.... goat. tongue
Re: The New Guy by CUM4WHAT(m): 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


Ah, i only comprehend french because dem start dey teach me d tin since nursery schl na...

wen i carry mah lunch-box every monday morning go school,d first tin we go hear na

"count from 1-10 in french"

na so we go start "un,deux,trois....."

but me wey no know even "1" for spanish...

u dey take spanish classes?

and dat "ball" statement was totally benign...

grin

so,
uno, dos, tres, cuarto, cinco......... So simple.... Lemme be yo tisha for NGN20k/week
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
NeduLuiZ:
grin grin
yea I got it now grin grin
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

You like telling stories for the ancestors grin

So how good are you at this so called french. can u carry a conversation or jus small small words

yeah i take spanish, que es un requisito (its a requirement)

mmm we know. we don know ur style already u wan go there but not too far so jus continue.... goat. tongue

french is not "so called" abeg....e better pass ur yeye spanish...

i'm pretty good,at least for a guy dat learnt most of the complexities on his own....(yeah,i'm blowing my own trumpet).

but as i jam one french lady like dat,as she talk one tin na so i just freeze....

see,at least make u learn somtin other than english...

faux ndi igbo.
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015
misspicy:

Newbie beware of the likes of this man grin,they can make you NL life miserable buh if you get bad mouth like me sha,you fit blend.

The rule is if you cant beat them.join them.


Welcome bro,hop to be a friend
thanks friend..
Am use to all diss stuff
its Nothing grin
I don't have to join
Am on my own lane
Sure we are friends already
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:26pm On Sep 10, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
uno, dos, tres, cuarto, cinco......... So simple.... Lemme be yo tisha for NGN20k/week

2k/week?

i.e 60-62k/month?

if i dey get dat kyn money,i no go school again na.....

make we do trade by batter,i go teach u hausa

u go teach me spanish.
Re: The New Guy by Adasun(m): 8:27pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
welcome,






now fúck off.
yah dats hw roll,no one gv a dem abt anybody
Re: The New Guy by SwaGGu(m): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
Thanks everyone Have a Great weeekends ahead grin
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


french is not "so called" abeg....e better pass ur yeye spanish...

i'm pretty good,at least for a guy dat learnt most of the complexities on his own....(yeah,i'm blowing my own trumpet).

but as i jam one french lady like dat,as she talk one tin na so i just freeze....

see,at least make u learn somtin other than english...

faux ndi igbo.
*mutters something inaudible* okay if you say so grin

that trumpet of urs no dey ever rest smh egotistical being

Na me u call faux? U dont even deserve to write that 'ndi igbo' wit ur fingers tongue
Re: The New Guy by lilmax(m): 8:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
Okay, let's wait for your real moniker
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
so u neva know?
he sells tom-toms and cream crackers under one bridge like that
Hahahahahagrin
Re: The New Guy by misspicy(f): 8:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

me na concrete abokì na ...
i dey suspect say u na yoruba girl.....
Wrong I be Ebira girl tongue
Re: The New Guy by IamLEGEND1: 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:

*mutters something inaudible* okay if you say so grin

that trumpet of urs no dey ever rest smh egotistical being

Na me u call faux? U dont even deserve to write that 'ndi igbo' wit ur fingers tongue

u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be.....

u gehs are just living a fantasy...

d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu...

Beht wait, did i just win an argument?

did i just win an argument?

No did i just win an argument?

against MrsFyno?

Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight.
Re: The New Guy by Gurgle(f): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be.....

u gehs are just living a fantasy...

d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu...

Beht wait, did i just win an argument?

did i just win an argument?

No did i just win an argument?

against MrsFyno?

Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight.

Lol...hapu anyi aka o...we dey try cry

You didn't win anything o
Re: The New Guy by adedayourt(m): 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2015
SwaGGu:
well am new here...although spent few days as a Guest
But decided to open an account today
Hope am welcome

JJC
Re: The New Guy by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be.....
u gehs are just living a fantasy...
d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu...
Beht wait, did i just win an argument?
did i just win an argument?
No did i just win an argument?
against MrsFyno?
Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight.

TCHW

Hey onye ara, kedu? grin

no u didnt but if the thought of it gets u that hyped then continue thinking so tongue
Gurgle:


Lol...hapu anyi aka o...we dey try cry

You didn't win anything o
U dey mind am? No be pity I dey pity am?

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