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RomanceRe: This Is Why People Commit Suicide by Guru1111(m): 8:28pm On Jul 29, 2021
Carambola12:
I tried bro... They didn't right now I want to sell my phone. For anyone around Abuja.

Tecno Phantom 9
6Gb.ram
128Gb rom.

It's better I sell what I have...
Guy,it is well embarassed
RomanceRe: This Is Why People Commit Suicide by Guru1111(m): 8:23pm On Jul 29, 2021
undecided
N be lie cha..... country hard,no be lie.....The present condition of the country alone fit push guyman enter state of depression stresslessly....

No be this eye I take depart Niger state back then for 2016 come back to my warri via say who carry me enter Niger state change am for me undecided

For this life,I no dey trust my fellow man apart from God.... Any ways cha,dem say disappointment na part of life cool
SportsRe: Portsmouth Sack 3 Players For Racist Messages About Rashford, Saka, Sancho by Guru1111(m): 6:22pm On Jul 29, 2021
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This is the best news that has hit old trafford for some time now...I think with Portsmouth sacking those 3 players of theirs,Man. U can now go ahead and win the EPL,UCL,FA cup grin

Ole should take advantage of this opportunity as it's known to only come once in a lifetime shocked
PoliticsRe: Again, DSS Denies Lawyers Access To Nnamdi Kanu by Guru1111(m): 6:17pm On Jul 29, 2021
Chris525:
Must they see him everyday??

At this rate, they better move in with him.
I used to think and talk like you not until recently when I visited the market lipsrsealed
My guy,no be Nnamdi Kanu be Nigeria wahala...Na me and you wey fail to identify the truth....
PoliticsRe: 2023: Nigerians Waiting For PDP To Take Power – Atiku by Guru1111(m): 6:10pm On Jul 29, 2021
cool
Is Atiku talking about the same PDP that's already becoming a shadow of it's self abi na the coalition party wey dem wor form for their dreams? cool
The farmer who cultivated the weed that Atiku took must had added a very poisonous chemical to the soil during cultivation shocked

Please someone should draw and present the map of cameroon to this PDP criminal.....
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari/Hushpuppi: My Collection Of Funny Reactions By Nigerians by Guru1111(m): 2:57pm On Jul 29, 2021
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SportsRe: Messi Returns To Barcelona Agree To £250k-A-Week 5-Year Deal, Sign 50% Pay cut by Guru1111(m): 1:14pm On Jul 29, 2021
shocked
The most over hyped midget I've ever known since I started cultivating pubic hair..

Eibar man go rather die for spain than come to England wey defenders no tay get respect for senior man lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Bandits Travelling From Zamfara To Borno For Terrorist Training by Guru1111(m): 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2021
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Africa my africa grin

So training bandits is the only major achievement that Nigeria can boast of at this moment? Or na wetin dem so much long to achieve be that? undecided

This banditry must be a very lucrative business..
PoliticsRe: We’ll Go Ahead With Our Congresses, Says APC On Supreme Court Verdict by Guru1111(m): 1:07pm On Jul 29, 2021
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These people no just care about wetin dey happen for the country at the moment at all...

This country don over due for total formatting or if at all rebooting undecided
SportsRe: TP Mazembe Of DR Congo Sign Nigerian Goalkeeper Suleman Shaibu by Guru1111(m): 9:56am On Jul 29, 2021
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See what Nigerian sportsmen have been reduced to..

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This Real??? Job Invite Without Prior Application by Guru1111(m): 9:51am On Jul 29, 2021
cool
Potential kidnappers or probably ritualists shocked

Thank for social media wey dey help us expose such people with evil agenda...
PoliticsRe: Democracy, Dictatorship Can’t Coexist — Kukah by Guru1111(m): 9:48am On Jul 29, 2021
cool
Not far from the truth one bit...

But why is everyone afraid to speak directly to Buhari....must it be in parables? undecided

PoliticsRe: Army Recruitment: Zulum Approves ₦12.8 Million For 641 Borno Applicants by Guru1111(m): 9:17pm On Jul 28, 2021
angry
Still on quota system pattern.

Na who no value him life dey balm Nigerian army these days lipsrsealed

I rather convert the money and energy wey I go spend filling one nonsense form into buying sub to watch porn online..

SportsRe: David Alaba Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Guru1111(m): 9:16pm On Jul 28, 2021
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Real madrid don sign again lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Visits The Family Of Ibrahim Attahiru, The Late COAS (Photos) by Guru1111(m): 7:16pm On Jul 28, 2021
Latakia:
Nice move from Mr Kerosene. The southeast is now peaceful. The head of the terrorist is currently in the DSS cage.
This is the most senseless comment I've seen since I joined nairaland undecided
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Visits The Family Of Ibrahim Attahiru, The Late COAS (Photos) by Guru1111(m): 7:12pm On Jul 28, 2021
cool
Let love lead......

Let love one another irresponsible of our religious and tribal differences.....Love no too hard to share or show....But the problem with most humans na how to show am cool

Kudos to the governor....
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by Guru1111(m): 12:27pm On Jul 28, 2021
ifyken:
I received debit alert and when I went to bank to verify they said that they can't do anything that the card was used for purchasing something abroad or something. They said that I pray it gets back, so I cancelled the card. I would have said it was Yahoo boy but I am very careful dealing with the card and the money too small for Yahoo boys
Nothing is too small for Yahoo boy wey wor break yoke according to dem cheesy
CrimeRe: Pastor Tell His Members To Bribe His Angels With Money by Guru1111(m): 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2021
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CrimeRe: Police Officer Accidentally Spoils Someone's Car During Search (Photo, Video) by Guru1111(m): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2021
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I watched the video this morning from my cousin's WhatsApp status...I laugh ennnn grin

Nigerian police are natural and potential comedians grin very funny lots......

Wetin concern olokpa with another man benz cool
PoliticsRe: Chidiogo Akunyili & Husband, Andrew Parr Expecting First Child (Photos) by Guru1111(m): 11:30am On Jul 28, 2021
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Congrats to her..
SportsRe: 5 Football Stars Who Married Black Women (PHOTOS) by Guru1111(m): 9:52am On Jul 28, 2021
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But these ladies aren't black africans na undecided

These ones mentality dey very different from our own black ladies for here..

Na one major reason why I just dey pity the likes of dem Mikel be this undecided

NYSCRe: FG Deploys 9,100 Corpers In North-West by Guru1111(m): 9:51am On Jul 28, 2021
Guru1111:
shocked
It seems kidnapping is becoming very lucrative in Nigeria now....
Nowhere is left out......Both south, north, East and west, nowhere is safe anymore...But na only God go put every evil doer to shame..

SportsRe: CAF WCL: Rivers Angels Defeat Police (Niger Republic) 5-0, Book Semi-Final Spot by Guru1111(m): 7:30am On Jul 28, 2021
cool
Good..

Go girls......let good news keep on coming abeg..We are so fed up with bad news already..
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Seven Naval Officers In Edo, Five Rescued by Guru1111(m): 7:23am On Jul 28, 2021
shocked
A whole seven naval officers?

I remember how a communication here in Delta state killed one soldier back then,the outcome was like heaven and hell were set loose.... Houses were burnt and families were displaced....

A country where her security personnels aren't safe, how'd her citizenry be safe? undecided
PoliticsRe: Anti-Open Grazing Law: Herders Want 750,000 Square Metres Of Land In Delta by Guru1111(m): 7:20am On Jul 28, 2021
shocked
No na..

Deltans,we no gree oh....Make dem carry their quest go their north abeg....

I just wanna hear of how and what the outcome will be, whether Okowa go gree for dem or not... it'll definitely determine whether the interest of deltans is more important to him or not undecided
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Buhari Will Tackle All Our Challenges Before Leaving Office by Guru1111(m): 7:15am On Jul 28, 2021
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If e happen for aso rock,make e stay inside aso rock...

By saying Buhari I'll tackle all the challenges facing Nigeria, could it mean she was referring to NK and Sunday igboho?

RomanceRe: Why Is It That Girls Want To Eat What They Cant Eat In Their House, In A Guy's by Guru1111(m): 7:13am On Jul 28, 2021
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My guy, opportunity they say only comes but once...
But next time,be special op.... Nigerian ladies to be precise..
RomanceRe: This Is Nairaland's Biggest Celebrity And Most Respected Member. (Pictures) by Guru1111(m): 7:13am On Jul 28, 2021
HenryDion:
If the brain of that dude is a working brain in your perception, it shows how low your brain has fallen!
Another nice smack down here bro undecided
FamilyRe: Doctor Divorces His Beauty Queen Wife After Discovering She's A Secret Call Girl by Guru1111(m): 7:09am On Jul 28, 2021
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Men,we will never learn..

If woman fit cheat on her soldier bf,na who be you wey be doctor wey she no go fit cheat on? undecided

CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct 7 Naval Officers In Edo by Guru1111(m): 7:05am On Jul 28, 2021
shocked
E be like say dem don open one branch of ministry of bad news for Edo state.

NYSCRe: FG Deploys 9,100 Corpers In North-West by Guru1111(m): 7:02am On Jul 28, 2021
shocked
It seems kidnapping is becoming very lucrative in Nigeria now....
Nowhere is left out......Both south, north, East and west, nowhere is safe anymore...But na only God go put every evil doer to shame..
CrimeRe: If Men Could Do Ashewo Work And Get Paid, We'll Gladly Do It" Man Claims by Guru1111(m): 7:00am On Jul 28, 2021
undecided
Oga speak for yourself alone...

My nyanch hole can't withstand the different sizes of cocks of different men undecided

Just imagine am na,see the kind mumu talk wey dey come out from diz over grown baby mouth shocked

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