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SportsRe: Arsenal Completes £50 Million Signing Of Brighton Defender, Ben White by Guru1111(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2021
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With this update in arsenal,e be like say dem don already win the epl grin

Arsenal just keep on reinforcing waste bin upandan grin
SportsRe: Olympics: Tobi Amusan Qualifies For Semi-Final In Women’s 100m Hurdles by Guru1111(m): 9:11pm On Jul 31, 2021
LifeOfTrigga:
Na your ex she be? undecided sad
How that one take concern you? undecided
SportsRe: Olympics: Tobi Amusan Qualifies For Semi-Final In Women’s 100m Hurdles by Guru1111(m): 9:09pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Good news.....

Let's make Nigeria great once again... cool
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Not Dead Or Hospitalised - Tunde Rahman (Aide) by Guru1111(m): 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Foreign AffairsRe: Wildfires Raging Across Southern Turkey( Pics, Video) by Guru1111(m): 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Mysterious things keep happening there in the west that'd only make a Nigerian to go down on his knees to say -"Thank you baba God for creating and dumping me in Nigeria which is free from natural disaster like these" tongue

Just imagine am say this kind thing cor happen for Nigeria...Even fire extinguishers and fire fighters no dey reliable shocked
We go just die finish..
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Guru1111(m): 6:45pm On Jul 31, 2021
bmdmix6:
u just ended up writing rubbish
The rubbish make sense die for my ears I swear grin

Infact,you are free to call it *SWEET NONSENSE"
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: Best Wishes To ‘Bad Belle’ People Waiting To See Us Arrested By FBI by Guru1111(m):
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A shameful person would rather bury his head in absolute shame than bring it out for more insults and bashing to chop it off undecided

PoliticsRe: Bandits Demand Fresh N50 Million Ransom For Remaining 83 Bethel Baptist Students by Guru1111(m): 6:03pm On Jul 31, 2021
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CareerRe: My Experience With A Random Warri Boy by Guru1111(m): 5:43pm On Jul 31, 2021
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My guy na where for the waff town you dey? cool
PhonesRe: How Much Is SIM Card In Your Area? by Guru1111(m): 3:42pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Tho I haven't inquired by myself cha,but my bro told me that with the help of ones NIN,it's sold 1k here..
TravelRe: China’s Biggest Ever Aircraft Carrier In Pictures by Guru1111(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
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The whole of the africa continent still has a long way to go....Even common South africa wey we be think say their sense dey similar to these europeans and Asian before just recently prove to us say "a baboon will always be a baboon no matter how you try to change him look" lipsrsealed

RomanceRe: It Is Risky Patronizing Sex Workers, Here Is Why? by Guru1111(m): 3:15pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please What Is Going On With Survival Fund by Guru1111(m): 3:02pm On Jul 31, 2021
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Wahala for those of una wey dey fill forms wey dey dey bear government name....

So long say na government dey package am,I no dey ever waste my time because I know say for sure say na mago mago pattern dem go use undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Ice Cream Sales Business - Share Your Merits And Challenges by Guru1111(m): 2:59pm On Jul 31, 2021
vickydevoka:
I no fit attend church way de pastor de sack another pastor bcus of him no bring return
My guy abeg chop knuckle... grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Ice Cream Sales Business - Share Your Merits And Challenges by Guru1111(m):
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I won't be surprised to know that this op is a graduate...

See wetin our governor don subject us to undecided

Whenever I think of the fact that this regime still have from now till 2023,my head just dey boil....
How sure am I self that the next regime may even be worse than what we are having now undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland, The Most Toxic Platform To Be On by Guru1111(m): 1:51pm On Jul 31, 2021
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This op never see anything... Infact,you no know anything... Nairaland is one of the most informative and depression alleviation platform on this globe presently....Forget how tribalistic and bigotry we may be in terms of our religious differences but the truth is that we love ourselves..

You don't have an idea of how many times nairalanders have helped me and others both financial l and other wise...So you better shut your mouth and don't say what you don't know nothing about undecided
CrimeRe: Female Gunrunner, Aisha Nura, Arrested With ₦2.4 Million In Katsina (Photos) by Guru1111(m): 1:48pm On Jul 31, 2021
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I'm a little bit surprised...Do you know why?

Because we hardly see female criminals,but if you mistakenly see one, that one dey do shiit......

Mark My word.
PoliticsRe: 91 Boko Haram Fighters, Families Surrender - Army by Guru1111(m): 6:15am On Jul 31, 2021
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This country na comedy house abeg..

No photos, nothing nothing and you expect me wey dey for south south to believe this your fairy tail undecided

I rather believe say fowl don grow teeth than believe this lipsrsealed

No be only surrender,na conquer grin

CrimeRe: Police Arrest Geoffrey Ayuba, Gunrunner In Kaduna, Recover Weapons by Guru1111(m): 7:50pm On Jul 30, 2021
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RomanceRe: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Guru1111(m): 7:20pm On Jul 30, 2021
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RomanceRe: She Calls U "My Boo" And U Are Happy. U Need To See This by Guru1111(m): 7:20pm On Jul 30, 2021
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RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Guru1111(m): 7:19pm On Jul 30, 2021
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Op,your show-off dey smell....
PoliticsRe: IPOB Vows To Lock Down South-east If Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Released By August 8 by Guru1111(m): 2:40pm On Jul 30, 2021
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Good..

It's time to flex some muscle now cool

If the same FG can't release Abba Kyari whose integrity is questionable to the FBI for interrogation,I don't see any reason why Nnamdi Kanu should be in detention for only wanting the best for his people undecided

I'm not igbo,but let's call a spade a spade...

Mark my word...
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri To FG: No Need For Nepotism; Learn From Kyari's 'Criminal Gang' by Guru1111(m): 1:07pm On Jul 30, 2021
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This Abba Kyari wahala will definitely implicate many other accomplices in days to come....

Na just matter of time,many people fowls go soon lay cooked eggs for dem shocked

Some may come along with different styles of smack down,while some receiving panel beating from the FBI...
But for sure,the breeze wey wor blow so must open many fowls nyanch..

Mark my word....

PoliticsRe: The Politics Enabling Banditry In Nigeria by Guru1111(m): 10:17am On Jul 30, 2021
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Everyone is just afraid of speaking to Buhari directly in a language that he understands undecided

They only speak in parables...

PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Implement 2014 Confab Report Now, Delegates Tell Buhari by Guru1111(m): 7:20am On Jul 30, 2021
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EducationRe: COEASU President Appeals To Governors To Pay Staff Of Their States’ Colleges by Guru1111(m): 7:10am On Jul 30, 2021
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If internal debt fit dey hard us to pay like this,how Nigeria go cor tay the external ones like that of china? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Succeed Outside Your Educational Qualification - Buhari by Guru1111(m): 10:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
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A very big fat lie coming from the same person wey get nepa bill as certificate tongue

My course mate wey we study civil engineering together back then for poly dey currently dey hustle for eco bank....

For this country,even civil engineering and survey students dey package their I.T for police station self cheesy

So make Buhari keep him advice to himself...Who go succeed go succeed despite the kind course wey him study for school.m
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Maria And Pere Are The Wildcards, Fake Housemates by Guru1111(m): 10:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
kenzysmith:
The pere feel go ooo as for maria make no body call her name o na her I use take dey masturbate steady since sunday
you mean like this?

PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: Probe Abba Kyari, Hand Him Over To FBI If Found Guilty– PDP To Buhari by Guru1111(m): 10:46pm On Jul 29, 2021
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Funny enough this is coming from the grand parents of corruption grin

In as much as I detest this APC led government,I strongly think the PDP should keep their nonsense advice to themselves undecided

They can't be claiming saints all the time when one APC loyalists fvck up like say the same Ibori they paraded as a saint back then wasn't convicted abroad undecided

This wahala wey we dey face currently so,make PDP no ever forget say na dem create am..... Because na dem be the architect of this damage lipsrsealed

FamilyRe: Boy Found Wandering In Enugu. Do You Know Him? (Photo) by Guru1111(m): 9:06pm On Jul 29, 2021
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At this critical times? shocked

Na God even save this boy till this time.....A man was caught trying to steal a child here in my area as at last week... During his confession,he confessed to selling every child fr 15k each,just imagine undecided

Things dey happen for this country on a daily but na God just dey save him children.

But I must really say it all boils down to poor parenting...Me,I don swear am say personally I no go use my pikin play and any woman wey I go marry must play according too undecided
RomanceRe: This Is Why People Commit Suicide by Guru1111(m): 9:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
Carambola12:
Bro I after this... I don't think if I will ever be broke again in my life... I will do anything to get this money. People step on legit hustlers so much. cry embarassed
Please don't say that.... there's this kind of unique joy that's in legit hustle...
Even myself dey reason like you some times too but the truth is that I can't stain my hands with nonsense all because of money...The same money wey I go still die leave las las cry

No na bro..

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