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slimthugchimee: Am so cool that even after all that you have done you are still not better than me 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

. Hmmm,,it's impossible,,Am so cool and sexy that boko haram come to me for attacks cus my six packs are the bomb

1; Am so cool that when my mum gave birth to me,I cut my own umbilical cord with my razor sharp teeth and drove her home while she sat on the back sit.(True). 2; Am so cool that I ran 8 kilometers in 30 minutes(with my hands). 3; Am so cool and brave that when people saw me fighting with a bear,they got scared for the bear,and fought me for the bear. 4; Am so cool and strong that I was asked to build a fence once,maybe you might have heard of it,it's called the great wall of china. 5; Am so cool that I invented inventions. 6; Am so cool and handsome,that I was arrested once for smelling too nice and looking too handsome. 7; Am so cool and strong that when I challenged the Hulk to a fight,he got scared and shrunk back to bruce banner(true). 8; Am so cool that I jumped from a flying plane unto another flying plane 10,000feat in the air. 9; Am so cool that when I contested in a cool competition were you and me were the competitors,I won. 10; Am so cool that I win every card game I play except solitaire were it's a draw. PS: I was the cool form of uncool even before uncool became a thing. Drop your comments and do give your reasons why you are so cool.

My favourite couple

:\ hold on is that a human? I thought that was a bed spread or blanket with human figures

[quote author=Ibo-Killer]Saudi is a cursed nation.[/quote]. No every islam nation is cursed,,they kill for fun(no offence 2 muslims)

I heard the OP who posted dis crap is dead? I got it 4rm an inside source,is it true?

Andy I keep saying I pity your life with lies,na ur mami water girlfriend or d one wen dey pour spit 4 ur mouth u dey wori 4

It's like u asking "can I get a promotion without going to work"?

Hold on,,why isn't GUYKHENA there

Why can't his father let the young lad carry his own decisions,huh

U don spoil my christmas so

I hate all this posters,,dem go by put thrilling heading ,wen u open am u go see say e no rhyme wit d topic

@op,,u na ELIEja,or deLIElah or LIEnus,or LIEon

Wack

ignis: Lol....

. How will we spend this christmas na,,,just visit my side

ignis: See this man, are you not the one always quoting and attacking me?
Did I even know that you are in this thread before you called me dull n childish?
Abeg go joor...

. No worries,,I still like u joor

idprincess: . Compare the nos of cinemas in US to the nos in Nigeria. Also ask yourself how many times u went to the cinemas this year.

. Only for the hollywood movies dear

[quote author=a4.hafoe]see dis pikin...i neva said he is an xtian....if u no go school mk i write am fr pigin...im get xtian background... and hu foli u yarn dat on say my religion oz doom?...cow headed boi u just displayed lunacy...[/quote]. Ur islam crap is already doomed,this is just one of the signs,,they say imams are d representation of mohammed on earth,,so does this mean mohammed is gay?

ignis: Pot calling kettle black..... I don't have your time...
It's about time you left me alone...
I have told you, I don't reply minors and metally disabled people like you.

. Nice one,but y have u been stalking me,following me around? Eh

[quote author=a4.hafoe]well i must say,this is purely unislamic...a gay in islam? and women leading prayers?... am sure y'all know islam dose not support any of those...he has an xtian background though...[/quote]. Yap u are right,he's an xtian cus of d silly hat he wore nd d bushy bears like osama Fooool,,,just bcus ur religion is doomed,,u re trying 2 shift it towards other religions,fowl

Obi Okpor: you must be a joker!

. I sure say u be millitary guy,,lol no hope 4 u again o,, .

jalay: is that how u advice??

. Ignis dull,she can't take anything serious,just childish

Obi Okpor: say ur mind and stop been childish

. I resemble girl Ok now to the ladies would u marry someone that has be trained 2 kill ,deceive,steal?(Those are d characteristics of a millitary man)

Hahahahahaha,,,u no well

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day will he find u posting out of point topics on nairaland that's blaspheming@op

I keep saying islam is not a religion,it's an excuse for not being a christian

Take agbo

I laugh in zulu,,,,@op when u wake up from ur dream tell me,,,,,our hungry president when dey find money anyhow na go allow dis 1 abi?

*spits on the thread(tufiakwa) and walks away*

oleary: .
A typical money loving Nigerian would rather sponsor a politician than an entrepreneur talkless of sponsoring the production of a movie which does not guaranty high returns because of piracy.

. There are different ways of avoiding piracy,,like what hollywood do,,they have specific release dates on cinemas,,so it would be totally impossible to get it b4 den,,how I wish our nollywood could learn or better still copy from them