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tosinisrael5678: az in

Continue the game na

mployer: Its either You don't live in Nigeria or You are still a kid. This Is an old and repeated technique of fraudsters.

So in your old book, Fraudsters(419) are the same as Ritualists(blood thirsty hypocrites)
Excuse me old man(since am a kid),do you even know what "Ritualists" are?or whom they are? I know you're from the 30s but old man try to be updated..
And I souded a warning,"if you can't tell me how it all links to Ritualists,don't bother quoting me",last warning...

Ahuitzotl: [color=#1980BC] They are fraud people,not ritualists.Ritualist won't waste time arguing with you,they'd just grab,choke and drive off to their den for decapitation and organ harvesting.... [/color]

marvelling: I just googled the synopsis, does sound as bad as you described it. Its an origin story

mployer: How old are You?
I'm afraid cos You Sound like a potential victim

Did you read the post at all

GalaxyBlends: I Pity you @guykhana

Is "guykhana" your father or brother If so,I pity him too

marvelling: Thanks, but your response came a bit late. I've already downloaded it.

Damn,
But when you through watching it,come here and testify

GalaxyBlends: I was coming home 2day and entered a cab which already had 2 ladies at the back and a guy at d front making plus d driver and claimed to be going to my direction.d mistake I made was telling them my route without allowing them to say d route they were plying.as we moved small,one of d ladies with me at d back wanted to drop and gave the driver money and asked him to come and open his boot for her to carry her ghana must go,d driver asked her what d content of d bag is and she said it is clothes but d driver became angry with her and told her that he opened d bag that it is not clothes that he saw but plenty of money that she's lying and that road safety has warned them not to carry any passenger with a load that he will hand her over to the police when we get to my destination for her to explain.d lady started forming crying without tears in her eyes that she was a prostitute and one niger man met her and told her to quit prostitution that he would marry her which she accepted and quitted.that she has aborted seven pregnancies for d man and d man is not doing anytn abt her,so d man went out and she went to a room in d house and saw plenty of dollars which she decided to carry to settle herself from d man that she entered 911 from jos to abuja with d money that was y police men didn't catch her that d driver should not take her to d police.But d driver persisted on taking her to d police which the other lady with us at d back supported him and d guy at d front was pleading to d driver not to do that that nigeria police will kill d lady and take d 1million dollars instead d lady should settle him and he will allow her go.so d driver changed his mind and said d woman should settle all of us in d car and not only him.so d woman accepted to give us 2000 dollars each but d driver refused and told her to share d money into two and gv us one part to share while she takes d other part which she accepted.so they were askind my opinion dis one am not saying anytn that she's a lady like me,did I support that d driver takes her to d police but I didn't say anytn.d next issue became where to share d money and dey asked me if they shld tk d money to my house and share but I kept quiet and didn't say anytn,so d driver concluded to enter one hidden place and open his bonnet and do as if his car is spoilt while we share d money,d other lady that showed interest b4 later declined and say she was no longer interested in d money dat dey shld stop her b4 going to share d money.so dey asked me if am also not interested in d money dis one am not saying anytn and I shook my head,so dey stopped for myself and d lady to cm down,so I came down and dey speeded off without d other lady coming down again.this was how God saved me by closing my mouth not talk cos had it been I talked,I would have fallen a victim while they go and waste......

how does this rhyme with ritualists?
People offered you free money,and you declined,and jump into the conclusion they were ritualists? When they didn't make any suspicious movement to you?

Na wa o ,all this superstitious people sef

Wislet: Pls, could someone post links/site to download The Hunger Games free in mp4....from the 'first edition' to 'catching fire' to 'mockingjay'.
Thank you.

ELYMAXiimus: Me bars horrify/ when i come with vibes/
me rap's funkified/ no dulling, guy/
i run these tides/ ,,,,, flows on the site/
when we , , talk top freestyles/ you gobblins hide/
f*ckyouhard , , , was just being hyped/
till against mik , , , he got f*cked with spikes/
now the f@g menstruates , , , blood in thighs/
aromo did cry / cos he lost the fight/
he couldnt structure his lines/
like a weak foundation, he. collapsed , , .
he aint strong, he's light/
i'm strong like pillars with solid tiles/
I'll only call this cat a pillar , , , if he tries to be a butter.fly/
he couldnt walk the mile/
he took one step, but niggas saw the guy , . , fall behind/ ,, yeah he became a gurl's behind/

i'm drugs with the puns 'n' rhymes/

just

three syllabics/ enough to kill a gee/

four syllabics/ will leave multi late nigs /

you can't run too far/ away from the best muscled bars/
but not to worry, you'll die a heroe . . . . cos i'll make ya death popular/ , , ,
with punchlines which trend ebola/
make em f*ckyouhard/ like giyazz to jigsawkillah!/
giyaz did flog the lad/ nd really floored him bad/
he knocked jigs flat/. like room'doors of a duplex!/
becos of his rudeness/
throwing shots at the true vets/
with no Win , in callouts to dudes, yet!/
jigsaw has been useless/
if he pulls those stunts against me . . , my axe will cut out his two legs/
wack in battles! his only worth has be proved here/
owkei,
let me free the boy and his screwed self/
on mik, coog was tough and was ruthless/
he maulled the gull like a brute pred./
he tore with force as the dude bled/
yeah, coog was more like a zeus then/ (for hin mind)
now i hope he sees siddogg as a good peer./ to brawl
i mean, come on, the fruit's set!


Lol


****maxiimus*****

you just dey after everybody,nice one tho

marvelling: Thanks a lot. Hope its interesting? I no wan waste my mb

iceberylin: .Your so poor to the extent the rats in your house go out to beg for Food

Your father so dumb,he thought the above was funny
No mind me jare,just assisting my bro ,ride on 'Fattty'

Seandeeds: I've not listened to any of her song(s), so I could be making a mistake. Well, I wanna believe she's a raw talent because I don't see D'banj as a stupid man. He couldn't have been that stupid to sign someone without potentials. Probably, people just don't wanna warm up to her songs. Pls correct me, if I'm wrong.

this is more funny...
And he's taking it seriously

sosiqdude: You think you gonna beat giyazz...

Of cus not.....

sosiqdude: ....guy it gonna be fun....

I seriously hope so

Tiyazman: Lol, na true sha. . . You have to beat the two of us and prove you're the best!

Lwkmd!

Ok, we gonna battle. After Coogar and Sidoggg battles, imma fix a date. . . Just get ready to kill me bro

Go easy on me o
When you ready,hit me up...

cao: He does have a scene, where he speaks and looks imposing. He does kinda drive the plot a bit, since Nebula & Gamora are his adopted children...as you know that guy has issues...and he has an agreement with Ronan.

Tiyazman: Lol, Mazi Guykhena, you wanna kill me? I choro iji'm gbara points?? Lol

You know after Jig fell to both our hands,we have something linking us now,we need to get that loose
So you game,"14 bars",don't wanna rush you,pick the date...

cao: Dude, we didn't just get a reference; we saw that mofo in the flesh!

Woah,now I need to see this.. Can't wait to check this movie out in the cinema.
The Mad Titan

Was he on screen for a Cameo appearance,or he had a bigger role in GOTD?

cao: Yup, every one and their mama knows that, but I was trying to be good.

Star-Lord: funny guy, still a kid at heart, you'll definitely laugh during the title credit sequence. There's a proper WTF funny scene during the big battle. He's responsible for the majority of the comedy in this film. Chris Pratt owns this role.
Drax: Serious, though his comedy comes from the fact that he takes things too literally.
Groot: this tree practically says the same thing over and over again, but has his moments. And seriously by the end you'll just want to hug him. Marvel making me have mushy feelings for a gorram tree!
Rocket: he's a talking raccoon, of course he's funny in a BAMF way.
Gamora: serious, but does have one of the best "nope this ain't gonna happen" lines I've heard in a film.

It's kinda like Iron-Man - kinda serious kinda funny, whole lotta butt kicking.

kstyle2: Well, we all write cheques but that doesnt mean we all are writers. If what she does is called singing, then i'll rather watch cleverley train....tonto sucks as a singer but manageable as an actress
P.s-i'll rather stick unsterilized pins in my eyes dan listen to tonto's whatever she does

this is funny...

This dude actually taking this piece seriously

Tryce: ERM.....so how does dis 'flow for rank' work?

cao: Yup, we definitely laughed. There's a cute mid-credit scene, and a post credit scene that roughly 80% of the audience didn't get. I laughed my butt off, since I won't mind seeing the character again.

Does it rhyme with "Boward the Hawk" (don't ask me how I know,love spoilers )

cao: There will definitely be a sequel. 70s/80s music also plays a part in it, thanks to Star-Lord's Walkman.

cao: Saw this yesterday - it's awesome.

Gist us.
Was it Humour filled?

And did you get to see the Post-Credits scene?

DickDastardly: I throway salute for my oga @ the top. In the person of the CEO of Mercedes MacLauren Tunji!

Oga come up to the high table for adequate "fuckup mending"
See reason below.

2017 far oo,
You go don be papa by then na

DickDastardly: Ok we don hear sir. So which part of Akwaibom Ekaite your babe from?

Ekaite your sister(my babe) come from cross river na