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Iceskidd: lemme guess, he's a scared cat he's gon chicken out, so its betta he ducks
#Joking

Jigsawkillah: Airmark
i've been trying to log in to my e-mail for exactly 3days nows but its somehow impossible
is there anyway else i can post it? Like facebook?

JigsawKillah: no way! Latest monday!

airmark: Both of you should agree, jigsawkillah and guykhena . I will pop it when u agree with terms. Both of u should tag me. Ban awaits no-shows.

JigsawKillah: 16lines
loser gets 2weeks ban
Let guykhena decide the time

fuckyouhard: krone is a heavy liar. u read him say he'll think about battlin me without personals. once he accepts i'm ready
meanwhile, open a thread for me and ckushy. we drop tomorrow or monday

JigsawKillah: we drop when?
u gon pop the thread? Or airmark?
SAW

fuckyouhard: guykhena, ckushy the poosie has accepted to die in my arms
pls pop our thread, 16 lines/ 8bars
loser should be stoned to death

JigsawKillah: I C/O Guykhena
16lines
looser gets 2weeks ban
accept or sing my praises
SAW

The painment on you must have been too much.
Now you sound unserious!
Anyway you've decided your faith,
so be it.

parrotibaba: u don't get it do you? u can't watch a pilot n conclude dat its ur favorite series, hw can it be when u hvnt even watched d whole series,, This thread is about ur FAVORITE SERIES, wat part of SERIES do u nt understand? ,series ain't about d pilot bt d whole stuff ,like I posted earlier ,its nt abt ur favorite pilots or ur upcoming series bt ur favorite series, SERIES!!!!! damn it!!! ,nt pilot, n like I also posted earlier, a series gat to be at least a season old b4 u say it's ur favorite


PS u don't watch a scene of a movie n conclude dat u v watched d whole movie ......shalom

Scene of a movie? Are you fvckin kidding me?
Last time I checked this thread was about tv series. So that's why you've been confused,,smh,

I liked it and its on my list,if you can't cope with that,then fvck off

JigsawKillah: when ur done talking.....u c/o me
u hear?? Bye


SAW

JigsawKillah: when u can put 2syllables in ur lines, u c/o me


SAW

JigsawKillah: hehe which name did u make? You wont be in anybody's top 10 in the future.


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Tiyazman: Who is this RapDevil? Why are you not known in Rap battles

JigsawKillah: lol u never talk of better people u dey talk guykhena wey dey struggle to do 2syllable

parrotibaba: yeah big problem, how can u see just d pilot of a series n conclude dat its ur favorite series? mind u dis thread is about ur favorite series nt favorite upcoming series or favorite pilots ,dis series hv to be at least a season old b4 it becomes ur favorite series, capishe?

oh really ,the first episode is out and basically every series lover have seen each. *sighs*
Let me break it down to you,I've seen it,I like it(which means am gonna keep on watching it)and it made my list.
So if we were to go by your logic then Supernatural,The Vampire Diaries shouldn't be on your list cus they're basically not ended yet,as the seasons keep going,so how can you say its your favourite? When the series is still going on,so can you see how your logic doesn't make sense at all ...
Mind you for a movie to be classified as your favourite is if you're into it already(so your point on Dominion don't make sense).

parrotibaba: dude Dominion is only 4 episodes old n The Flash is airing on October 7 ,Constantine will also air on October 24,hw com de r among ur best ever series even when all bt one of dem isn't airing until October?

In case you don't know,their pilot episode is out(leaked),and I've seen each.
So they on my list any problem?

claireshan: So this is you huh?

mikuz: Y'll losers should fear/
The lyrical shooter is here/ known to blast nukes in the air/
. . till crews disappear/
For 3 years and a half . . I ve being schooling ma pears . .
While making the audience put hands together . . like they using a shear!/

ffuck!

Name flick? Someone tell this chick' in heat that who shes dissing is Zeus/
. . of all the wack nicks in the thread . . you only thought of flipping Mikuz?/
You must be insane/ when I asked us to spar you were acting rusty and lame/
How come you needed me to hands up the game . .
. . as a opportunity for you to rubbish ma name?/

How come you new ones are quick to have me stabbed at the back/
. . as if when bring bars to attack/ I won't leave you'll battered and hacked!/
I'm known to leave rappers in parts . .
. . when I go on a rampaging spree/
I can't remember ever losing to an average emcee/
I aint boasting, infact/ I'm just exposing the stat/
. . I have a 100% record when it comes to roasting you wacks!/
In battles I make foes hands up like they holding a flag/
. . so cats know that your boyfriend Cooger ll flee when I start loading ma mac/

His bitten bars never bring fellas delight/
. . his fight with Mikuz ll see me give C a walk over better than Christ!/
Real niggas asked for a rematch with Mik and he ran/
. . cos he knows Ima cut his two arms and send him on a 'sleeveless errand'!/
I got enough ammo that ll make him stumble and fall/
. . cos lotsa wacks got tthis ddick like they forming a wall/
Cowards can't be rated . . what I see in the liar is fear/
How do you rate a nigga who got only one win in entire career?/
I'm doper . . my flows bring gents to the light/
You'll hear that "Cooger aint better than Mik" if you let respected heads to decide/
. . read a thread where one of his ddick pullers placed him number one all time best on the site/
. . when you talk 'bout rretarded ccocksucking, that exactly the height!/
Bbitch nigga . . can't really tell why you wacks be ppussying about/ don't see what niggas see good in the tout/
No doubt it, Glacierz or Loonat11k ll obliterate Coog in a bout!/
Check all his verses, there hasn't been a time where Cooger is writing/
. . that he doesn't get booed for bitting/ or accused of recycling!/

Ffucking disgrace!

The Achebe of rap is back....

killzone: U said best movies but these are series or season films

StevinMorgan: Teacher called a group of students and said describe urself with more than 10 words and i will give u 100naira for each word u give witout stopping to think, i want to kwn the smartest.

1st boy came and said- fine,brave good, kind, (trying to think)

teacher: u stopped. Next

jane: wonderfull,wise,smart,excellent hmmmm

teacher: next!!

Akpors came forward and started,
I'm jst myself,gentle,smart, charming,handsome,admirable,aristocratic,elegant,fair,fashionable,fine,goodlooking,lovely,magestic,noble,sharp,impressive,,smooth,stylish,suave,virile,bewictching,charismatic,electrifying,desirable,delightful

Teacher: akpors thank u!!! thank u!!! Enuff

Akpors: absorbing,alluring,amiable,appealing,attractive,delicate,cute,enamoring,engaging,engrossing,entrancing,glamorous,eye-catching,inviting,sexy,irresistable,likable,fascinating,fetching,lovely,magnetizing,nice,fun-to-be with,pleasant,pleasing,lovable,provocating,tempting,tantalizing,sweet,ravishing,seducing,seductive,winning,awesome,affable,amicable,attached

teacher: enough!!!


Akpors: attentive,auspicious,beneficial,benevolent,civil,so closed,cordial,faithful,creative,outgoing,fond,familiar,sociable,solicituos,sympathatic,emotionally,tender,thick,welcoming,airy,buoyant,enthusistic,effervescent,high,optimistics,lively,glad,gladsome,rosy,sparking,sprightly,sunny,affectionate,passionate,counteous,infatuated,entertaining,sentimental,clever,wise,amusing,facetious,humored,warm,thoughtful,valuing,respecting,impassioned,idolatious,erotic,appreciative,demonstractive,devoted,generous,

Teacher kneels down and starts crying..

Akpors: out-standing,friendly,revenrent,warm-hearted,antic,capricious,diverting,neighbouring,receptive,humane,indulgent,lenient,mild,obliging,tolerant,undastanding,axious,despirate,earnest,stranght-forward,droll,hysterical,joking and hardworking.i gat all the quality a reponsible man should have..i don't look 4 trouble..and never run 4 trouble..i also never allow myself to be intimidated by no one..nah...never.irrespective of whom u are..the fact that u va it today...doesn't mean i won't va mind tomorrow...it al abt chance's...life i knw is turn by turn....yess!!!!!!!

Teacher faints!!!
Akpors don hammer!!! Lwkmd

How much should the teach give Akpors?

kr0ne: I know why he's scared. Personals and we shouldn't exclude that, should we?

If its excluded then where's the fun in that..
But if excluding personals would calm his nerves,and make the battle a reality then sure,that's if you agree to the no personal tin tho.