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TravelRe: Travel Geng. How Many Countries Have You Been To. List Them All by h0pze3: 10:33pm On Jul 29, 2022
I've been to all country including all livable island

Thanks to ipvanish and windscribes for making my dreams come true

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Science/TechnologyRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Cockroaches In My House... by h0pze3: 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2022
Burn down your aoz, I've tried it b4 and it works like magic

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Go get sniper
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PropertiesRe: Top 5 Real Estate Company You Should Patronize In Nigeria 2022 by h0pze3: 9:54pm On Jul 22, 2022
Abeg wat of landwey
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Held KONJI.......... by h0pze3: 1:33pm On Jul 21, 2022
23 years
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by h0pze3: 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2022
ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?
Thank God for your safety


Abeg bro show is how you make 30 - 40k weekly


Help a nigga
RomanceRe: Need Help On How To Open Valid Paypal Account by h0pze3: 12:09am On Jul 13, 2022
harjay1986:
wait am trying to verify if u still need number .... open google.com and type paypal dubai .... from the first answer click that and click register .... when ask if personal or business choose business
Abeg ao u take see Dubai or Lesotho info
TravelRe: Longest Distance You Have Trek by h0pze3: 9:51am On Jul 10, 2022
I trekked from Ibadan to lekki
RomanceRe: What Do You Tell A Guy/lady You Like But Don't Love At The End Of A Phone Call? by h0pze3: 9:43am On Jul 10, 2022
Whenever I wan hang-up my call
I do say fvck off modafucker
PoliticsRe: 3 DisCos Get New Boards, AMCON Take Over IBEDC by h0pze3: 5:19pm On Jul 06, 2022
ijustdey:
• New boards for Kaduna, Kano, Benin distribution companies

• AMCON takes charge of IBEDC



https://thenationonlineng.net/banks-take-over-discos/
Effect of selling your company shares

If you want to sell your company shares hold the largest shares like 60% just to afford another person/company took over ur company while u still dey breet
RomanceRe: Brethren Hell Fire And Heaven Is Real!!! by h0pze3: 8:15am On Jul 05, 2022
AllenforGOD:
Good day brethren in christ.
My message is this:for those of you that don't beleive in jesus neither GOD,and saying i only beleive in myself or life you are definitely wrong and going to the path that leads to hell.repent and be saved in jesus,jesus said"for i'm the way,yes truth and life"yes and he also said"anyone who beleives in me shall have eternal life<heaven>so brethren let me tell you without jesus one can't make heaven,he's the only way to God and eternal life.Those that beleive heaven and hell are not real are being misled and deceived by their religion or thought.my bro&sis turn to jesus and have eternal life.
Difference btw Heaven and Hell.
*heaven:a place of endless life,enjoyment,happiness,joy.
*hell:endless death,suffering,starvation,thirstness,torment,crying till eternity,asking for another chance to repent,but NO!!!!!.
question:do you want to miss life<heaven> and welcome death<hell>eternal torment.REPENT AND MISS HELL!!!TURN TO JESUS,SURRENDER AND BELEIVE IN HIM,B4 IT WILL BE TOO LATE.REPENT
Wetin now concern me
FamilyRe: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by h0pze3: 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2022
Failure44:
I'm in pains and so annoyed.
I can't even boast of 10k in my account,
I'm crippled with debts on loan apps
This ASUU strike has only made my life worse.
The useless man I call a father that earns half a million monthly, spends It on drinking. I vow to make that man suffer at old age and to bury him in a shallow grave.
What did I do in my past life to be born into a broken home?
Where both parents are like cat and dog.
While my mates were learning yahoo, I was reading like a fool preparing for school.
Now I have secured the so called medicine but am suffering in silence while they're buying cars.

Do you know how painful it is to see the same people you were with now buying cars and using the latest phone?
How painful it is to see them spraying money in the club while you're borrowing money from loan apps?
How painful it is too them those you helped now snub your messages?

Now I understand why people commit suicide
How much does you owe loan app

Lemme compare
TravelRe: World Cityscape Views_a Thread by h0pze3: 8:08am On Jul 04, 2022
Most beautiful City in the world is
City of Motherboard grin grin

RomanceRe: Let's Play A Game: Guess The Occupation/job Of The Persern Above You by h0pze3: 1:45am On Jul 03, 2022
Scavenger
RomanceRe: How To Become Famous In/on Nairaland by h0pze3: 10:57pm On Jul 02, 2022
Sadiqali24:
Hmmm, I know I might aged you... But, I'll allow it pass.
What if he's also 14
RomanceRe: What Animal Has Chased You Before? by h0pze3: 12:17pm On Jun 26, 2022
Ant, scorpion and cockroach
RomanceRe: Lcredit Loan App: Waitin Consign Me Here? by h0pze3: 7:33am On Jun 25, 2022
@op abeg check ur mail
Rogkush:
I borrowed money from LCREDIT and it’s now 3days due , I mistakenly deleted the app to free up some space on phone thinking I’ll download it back after I’m done . Now I wan download am back for Apple store I no see am again , I checked my android playstore but same thing it’s not on Google play …. Shey no Gods blessings be that bayii ��
TravelRe: What Country Would You Advice Me To Go by h0pze3: 7:38pm On Jun 24, 2022
neyoworld247:
I am a Married man with 2 kids a boy and a girl age 3 and 1, my dad as a company which I have been incharge, I lost him last year issues came up and plans are towards the company, so I plan on leaving Nigeria with my wife and kids , I am a graduate from a private university my plans is to seek greener pastures please which country will u recommend for me and on what ground will u suggest I travel plan on going with my wife and kids thanks
Yemen
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Technology MarketRe: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by h0pze3: 12:31am On Jun 22, 2022
YeyeBoyfriend:
Uk used is 100/110k
Okay sir
PropertiesRe: How Is Electricity In Yakoyo by h0pze3: 6:31pm On Jun 20, 2022
cbrass:
Hello guys.
Please if you live in Alagbole or Yakoyo axis, I will like to know how the electricity is over there on any day.
I am a software guy and I need electricity most time.
Please let me know before I make a decision to relocate.
Thank you.
Tech guy wey no get generator for this country na mumu
RomanceRe: Please Help, I'm Seriously Depressed. by h0pze3: 2:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
Me too Neva chop, I don convert it to dry fasting

But keep ur head up

Triple your hustle
Go do some work and earn
People here won't help
RomanceRe: Happy Sunday My Children ( Photos) by h0pze3: 7:40pm On Jun 19, 2022
God truly nose your problem
RomanceRe: Things That Makes You Say Chai! by h0pze3: 3:24pm On Jun 19, 2022
What a thread.
Dis thread deserve "CHAI *10000*
Technology MarketRe: Closed by h0pze3(op): 3:15pm On Jun 19, 2022
sambass:
80k
110k
RomanceRe: Bride Goes Traditional As She Snubs Cake And Feeds Her Groom Fufu At Wedding by h0pze3: 2:06pm On Jun 19, 2022
The husband an wife sabi.

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