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Romance › Re: I Am The Gid Redpiller, I Was Molested At 9, I Masturbate And I Love Rape Porn! by Haakeem(m): 7:07am On Sep 04, 2021
Iyaebe:
may God help and have mercy on you
Keep the prayer's for your self,you need it most....
Education › Re: Chinedu John: 19-Year-Old Who Sued JAMB For N1 Billion Over Result Arrested by Haakeem(m): 6:07am On Sep 04, 2021
With this your fake story hope you have read the updated news? The guy later confessed that he was the one that forge the result and he is even pleading for mercy....
Romance › Re: If You Are A Shy Guy You Need To See This..... by Haakeem(m): 8:35pm On Sep 03, 2021
Bigiyo:
Omo grin grin
Guy I no broke but e be like say na me shy pass for this world
Abeg you no shy pass me......the op na mumu man!
Politics › Re: IPOB Kicks As Boko Haram Gets Mention In Money Heist Season 5 by Haakeem(m): 8:29pm On Sep 03, 2021
KillMNKnow:
Because nobody watches Money heist anymore, besides Nigerian Feminist, wores and Secondary school boys. Watching Britannia season 3 episode 4
Who told you nobody is watching it anymore?....it's probably you that is'nt watching and thinking so for other's too...
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Haakeem(m): 5:34am On Sep 03, 2021
Dj ky on the beat...o loorrdd...
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Post Photos On Woman’s Facebook Page After Robbing Her by Haakeem(m): 9:02pm On Sep 02, 2021
Imagine! They can't even create their own facebook account themselves....what a pity,illiteracity is bad adding robbery to it...OMG!! theives!!
Education › Re: I Missed My Financial Accounting Paper by Haakeem(m): 7:54pm On Sep 02, 2021
Diamond000:
I want to go for banking and finance course but I somehow missed financial accounting today due to unavoidable circumstances so i want to know if i can do geography to replace it cry
You missed your's while i nearly failed mine because of expo fee.
Travel › Re: Prospective Corper Survives Ghastly Accident In Kogi As Bus Rams Into Tanker by Haakeem(m):
Offpointng:
You know sometimes when you travel at night you see alot, moon shines on one side of the road and the sun on the other part of the road but what hurt me the most is the imagination that some pipe or map can be drawn from the SW to the SE atimes making it hard for palm tree to crawl on mighty oceans
Oga whats actually your point?How would you be encountering alot of MOON not star! o shine, and at that the same night you would be seeing SUN not moon o...guy are you hallucinating? sha... we got alot of drug addicts on nairaland.IMAGINE!! i am still shocked!
Travel › Re: Flooded Owerri, Imo State After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 7:22pm On Sep 02, 2021
Nonpartisan1:
Flash flood...it happens all over the world, so is not extra ordinary.
Do you no whats even the meaning of flash flood?So it this small flood you are calling flash flood....in other country there is no need to rain before they encounter such disaster,you would just be in your house the you would see water burst into you house and countinue rising...why it is called flash flood is because it would'nt last up till 10-15mins before all the water goes down and those that are not there before would nt believe such happened.
Science/Technology › Re: This Is Sabethes – World’s Most Beautiful Mosquito (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 7:11am On Sep 02, 2021
Beautiful kor.....if i should see it one day or its disturb's me i would give it a beautiful sparkle clap!!That should end its life.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Haakeem(m): 1:29am On Sep 02, 2021
O loorrrdd
Programming › Re: How To Hack Nairaland In 30 Seconds. by Haakeem(m): 1:04am On Sep 02, 2021
urobodoski419:
we still dey wait you o
Where the op self? E don old ni?
Programming › Re: How To Hack Nairaland In 30 Seconds. by Haakeem(m): 8:11pm On Sep 01, 2021
Lets hack.
Crime › Re: I Was Scammed The Sum Of 1,070,000 Naira. Please Any Easier Way To Track Them? by Haakeem(m): 6:55pm On Sep 01, 2021
OGWILLS123:
The OP nah comfam OLODO !
Oga goan sit down and stop bragging....if confirm jazz catch you,you go mumu pass 3years old child.
Celebrities › Re: Dollars Rain On Bobrisky At 30th Birthday. Nengi Spotted (Video Photos) by Haakeem(m): 3:56pm On Sep 01, 2021
The only thing i find interesting in bobricky is his yansh,his face is disgusting....
Fashion › Re: Anjy Luminee's Dress To Bobrisky’s 30th Birthday Party Causes Stir by Haakeem(m): 3:48pm On Sep 01, 2021
Must she use green colour?? Nigeria no dey tire yhu? Use another colour like yellow,blue, white,or pink and see how you would sparkle.....
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Haakeem(m): 6:02am On Sep 01, 2021
Yep
Crime › Re: Abia: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Housemaid For Breaking Plate (Graphic Photos) by Haakeem(m): 11:22am On Aug 31, 2021
doggedfighter:
Violence is the new normal.




Is it Nigeria situation that's doing this to us or what?
What is this one saying now?,how does your comment relate to the post in anyway?Or what you were trying to say is that the situation in nigeria that made the woman to afflict such wickedness on an innocent child? Explain.
Crime › Re: Lightning Kills Two Girls In Osun Community (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 10:36am On Aug 30, 2021
Kondomatic:
People will find a way to blame their parents for their death. Witnessed a similar case in Kogi State, the mom was blamed las las. They said that she stole a basket of kolanut in the market and the owner swore for her.
Where at kogi?
Crime › Children Of This Generation Are Wise. by Haakeem(op): 10:32am On Aug 30, 2021
Children of this generation are wise and annoying,imagine! I sent our neighbor's child on an errand to help me buy recharge card, i gave him 500 naira to help me buy mtn 400naira and take the remaining 100naira as reward,after some mins he came back with his pocket full of sweets and biscuits and told me that the reacharge card was 420 naira that he came to collect the 20naira....i was like what of the remaing 100naira?? He stood looking at me.....what should i do to this type of kid?
Politics › Re: How Come Herdsmen Don't Attack these states by Haakeem(m): 9:06am On Aug 30, 2021
Dproperties:
Kogi case is very different.

No media presence there.

Just like dark Web

The last time I checked, when you touch one Kogi man you'll loss 26 of your men in their forest.

Despite the fact that Bello is aiding Fulani men on media is hot in the forest.

I think they're serious Militias in Kogi state against those bloody fulllanni and everyone is Sunday Igoho in Kogi state
You got everything right,but that "dark web" you mentioned is wrong....
Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 6:08am On Aug 30, 2021
uchman:
I got this answer and the op kept condemning me like a criminal, I Kuku relax after all I never go Harvard
I never condemned you...i just said rubbish in a polite way,and you diverted it else where.
Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 6:06am On Aug 30, 2021
RightToReject:
Truth is that since it's just a riddle, if it's to be solved simply as that without analytical application, the answer can be 63. Thus:

Men = 7
Wives = 7
Men + Wives = 7 + 7 = 14
Each man & wife = 7 children
For all children 7×7=49
Total number of people Men + Wives + Children =7 + 7 + 47 = 63 people
Pls make him understand thanks....
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Bandits Kill Two In Kajuru by Haakeem(m): 9:58pm On Aug 29, 2021
Paxxcarl:
maked lmao cheesy
Thanks....
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Haakeem(m): 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2021
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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Haakeem(m): 6:14pm On Aug 29, 2021
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Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 4:21pm On Aug 29, 2021
Jamieb:
63:
Group them as individual family.
7 different families.
Father +mother + 7 children = 9 people in each family .
9 people per family X 7 families = 63
Okay,lets say 60%failed and 40passed.
Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 4:07pm On Aug 29, 2021
uchman:
That shows you are a kid if you go along insulting people that never offended you online...

Enjoy online is not offline...

My last words for you MR BROCK LESNAR...
Get out of my thread.
Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 4:01pm On Aug 29, 2021
uchman:
You posted for people to qoute, why the "RUBBISH"?

You dey claim hot blood, na your mind dey tell you sooo,
We never meet before so you dont know me and my abilities...

Internet gives power to everybody too...

Kiddo
Look at this one claiming....i am nt your mate!! As for that rubbish,i dont care! Rubbish!!
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Bandits Kill Two In Kajuru by Haakeem(m):
modsfucker:
Keep something in your house, even if na catapult. Don't sit and wait for someone to come and slaughter you like a fowl.
Catapult and gun be mate?
Guy you are funny,but i like the point you made.
Romance › Re: Harvard University Interview 90% Failed {picture}.... by Haakeem(op): 5:29am On Aug 29, 2021
Magnoliaa:
OMG.
This makes sense.
Rubbish....the answer is 63!
Politics › Re: Survivors Of Yelwa-Zangam, Jos Attack Recount Their Ordeals by Haakeem(m): 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2021
FarahAideed:
It shall never be well with the descendants of Mujahideen Buhari
most you curse?.haba

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