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skillful01:
. call mayweather and i'll bring jet li,bruce lee and all other lees.

the wedding is 2026,i'll be 25years by then,so be rest assured @ hormobolanle.

oya khloe die and go.

T34M V1RG1N

Bro u dey funny o cnt stop laughing
OKO IYAWO ELEPON INDIGO

Ehn eh neenie dear.. As i waz saying b4 i was interrupt by virgin team leader...

I'm so in love, i get dis warm feeling everytym i tink of u. when i sleep at nyt, all i drm abt iz u. i wish i cud wrap my arms around u, i wish i cud feel d warmth of u near me, i wish i cud be d fada of ur unborn kids. i ask u tew lemme be d one u love;lemme be d one u need;lemme be d one u want.

I have built my wall so high against love bcoz i waz afraid of bin committed tew love. Love is love buh ur love is different n beautiful. i wonda hw u bought my wall down n launched a full attack of love into my hrt, my hrt feel helplessly in love with u n it cries 4 u nd u only( ayam ole, i copied diz 4rm jordan wen he waz proposin tew nancy, it wrk 4 im, am sure it wil wrk 4 me too )


Please be d sun in my day, d waves in my ocean, d sugar in my tea d kulikuli in my gaari nd d beats in my hrt

Be my girl neenie nd i promise u d most beautiful kids ever

OLATEX25 i try small abi??

Angelinastto ma sere kere o... khole gbodo ku o.. she must nt die o... waiting in anticipation 4 d next update

sirOrubebe:
I don go pull the Agbada since o -- A*u*n*t*y s*p*a*mb*o*t bounce me back y'day

BTW, what Iz dab? Is day movement you make when using hakerchief to mop your face?

You garrit

hormobolanle:
uhmmmmmmmm sista no let ur head dy swell o. sugarcoated mouth activated,dis sudren DAT are here are feri dangaful o
avoid dem like wild fire BEWARE!!!!!!



A GOOD N HONEST ADVICE FROM A CARING FRIEND

Ahah hormobolanle wetin be ur own nah y u wan spoil my parol with neenie.. am i d one daht instigate skillful01 tew postpone una wedding plans tew 2030 ni.. joor o

In Jenifa's voice..
y u no minded ur own buzinezz.. wetin consign u abt our reelazionzip







Neenie dear abeg no mind hormobolanle o, naso she go dey interfere in other people affair.. dey look 4 trouble kakiri.. no try me o coz if u try me ehn

*calls Mayweather* bro abeg ur service iz highly needed.. i want u tew do a job 4 me.. i want a clean job o ..

ALL TEAM VIRGIN KIP IT UP#whispering..give it to d original owner

*clears throat*
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Who be d owner of virgin?? iz it nt......... . btw where iz moi share of d b.day cake TEAM LEADER hormobolanle

YungTemy:
dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong

Ife yin gbono.. dtobs i hope u dey hear wetin yungtemy dey yarn abi ... In other word, dtobs ur regime with yewandequeen will soon finish..

queenshamsiya:
tanchu

U're most welcome queenshamsiya.. where are u 4rm? ur name rings a bell... shamsiyah.. datz a beautiful name!!

Oly23:
*(walksawaydejected)*

Mabinu na.. oya come tew papa

sunshine46:
Hadampson,what is wrong with Agbada,abeg leave my constituted authority alone o

Ohkay no problem. buh sirorubebe shey u fit dab with diz ya OLD SCHOOL Agbada??

YungTemy:
Boss abeg no vex... I was asking, if you've already celebrated your birthday?.... How are you. Been a while.and afa Oga HenryDerek and saintbillion, I hope una dey wella o.

No i haven't.. ama march born o .. am doin gud. bro i hear say u don leave yewandequeen 4 dtobs.. iz diz aw una go end una relationship??

Oly23:
this is the kwaruption buhari is fighting oo! So you cannor epp a sister again for free diarisGodoo

pele

Oly23:
Wow wow wow! Chai Angelinastto sweety congrats on our getting to page 100+ abeg where the party at?

May we never see anoda ambulance on dis thread again o

sunshine46:
Congrats o angelinastto,nice work u have on here...we should have a toast Hadampson,pls show me to our table,sirOrubebe is right behind me

Sirorubebe what is this that u're wearing.. Anybody that wear Agbada is not allowed to enter the hall o

Go change fast b4 someone takes over ur seat o.. oya sunshine46 lemme show u tew ur seat.

dat one at d front, d black one. ehn eh YOO UU WA

queenshamsiya:
yes i just did,still tryna figure out how it works though

just ask question on d ones u don't know..

Nairaland is a kinda social network platform where people meet, chat, make friends nd even date self... Nairaland is orderly arranged in section.. In NL we have romance section, under dis section(romance) iz sexuality section nd dating, relationship section. Also there is entertainment section(film/movies, music, jokes nd odas sha) food section(4 food lovers), investment, diary, agriculture, literature, nd odas just tew mention few..

Nairaland iz a simple site.. The more u explore, the beta u knw.

And about d smileys.. 4 example if u type 3 question marks consecutively in the comment box.. u will get diz smiley (angry mood)

u just have tew explore it on ur own.. try every function tew knw hw itz works.

Yewandequeen:
Dont let me be mad at you, which yungtemy? I dont ever wanna hear the name of that heart breaker again.

Dtobs all the way

Tor no vex.. so dtobs ti take over

Neenie:
My head dey swell o Thanks for the compliment dear, I'm flattered.

Ermm.. Ehn don't lemme beats around the bush.. erm neenie b4 i proceed.

olatex abeg epp me check whether spdazzy iz around... after 15minutes of waiting.. she no dey abi, perfect.

Back tew u neenie where do i even start from sef.. NEENIE! I HAVE BEEN SEEING GIRLS( when i say girlz, i mean d beautiful one) ALL MY LIFE BUT U'RE DIFFERENT.. WOW! U ARE BEAUTIFUL GOD CREATED U unique HE USED ALL HIS BEST BEAUTY technique AND GIVES U THE BEST physique . EVEN WITHOUT U VISITING THE boutique U ARE XO UNIQUE AND IN MY OWN critique WHAT A UNIQUE KLASSIQUE BABE!!! ;(


To be continued.. I remain my humble self HADAMPSON RELOADED..

queenshamsiya:
wa alaikumul salam

Hw are u doin? itz like u just signed up 4 nairaland abi?

Dapo97:
broda miii..u see abt yewandequeen leh uz 4get..u qet..u can force a horse to a river buh u cnt force him to drink water..

Naso God go provide beta gal 4 u

Yewandequeen:
@bolded,its the lords doing and its marvelous in your sight.

Who do u want tew settle down with sef?? dtobs, ladies, dapo97, or yungtemy

Chumzypinky:
no p. Y u cum quote me na?

nothing nah.. am jez greeting yhu TEAMVIRGIN all d way

olatex25:
And jst yesterdae u came

around my way

and changed my whole scenery

with ur astonishing beauty

Ah, u cud make a broda sing

You ordinary thing, a supernatural being

i know u are jst brighter than d moon

brighter dan d star, hadampson love u jst d way u are

u are his African queen

d gurl of his dream...

I don try nah... Is gud u found a bae.. A beautiful bae

Ur head dey there joor

A gift 4 a work weldone 4rm hadampson

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Take this basket of cherries(agbalumo) Itz all urs bro

Dapo97:
choi broda wer u go all phiz while nau..dem ban u

Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba ni


I greet my ogas o ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud o


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggas

Chai u have gone far oo

queenshamsiya:
ok......like where do i even start from,your work is dope,you re like the second best for me after my elder brother,i have cried till i had a headache and i have laughed till my tummy hurts ......i keep reading this story over and over again but i cant seem to get enough of it,you deserve an award for this
please when are you going to release a new chapter,i am anxious to know what's gonna happen next......i just hope nothing goes wrong for nancy,she has suffered enough.
kudos to you and more ink to your pen
your are very very talented
#bless

sallamualaikum queenshamsiya

Feeling Sad
How i wish GIRLHARLEY waz here tew celebrate with us

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*crying*

Angelinastto:
Woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Page hundred!!!! My people turn up!! E don shele!. Babsopey, rachelfst
Jagugu88li dtobs olatex25 nelsonobas hormobolanle skillful01 lawal1470. Lankyanni hadampson yungtemy oly23 cerewo shakyoh320 burnaking21 spinxytinxy hatchetman keodek creeza and other padi padi of mine!
From page 0-100. Its been God and you! God bless

Oya dance akube* spdazzy dear cum make we dance...

we go celebrate it o angelinastto..

sirorubebe and sunshine46 make una cum celebrate with us o.. o ti sele

Oly23:
slap wey dey cause time travel!! Hadampson abeg na come woos me to 2019 I don tire for this buhari economy abeg na ejoor! biko! dan allah!

ehn b4 i cn do dat, u will av tew bribe me o

Wow!! diz harry or escobar or jacob iz a devil in human form.. what wil he gain 4rm torturin Rosa. i hate d guy

Btw oludare007 i just cnt figured out d right word tew qualify ur work.. all i can say iz Excellent even tho excellent iz an understatement. keeping it coming bro

Neenie:
I have been a ghost reader since you started this very story. Excellent is an understatement More ink to your pen hunnie

Thank u 4 deactivating d ghost mode.. i wud av luv 2 entertain u buh nothing dey ground...btw u are an epitome of beauty..


singing a song.,,,
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just like d sun,
light up d earth,
u light my life..
d only one i ever seen with a smile so bright
just yesterday, u came around my way........ to be continued by olatex25

Olatex i tink i yaff gt a subordinate 4 spdazzy

olatex25:
i trust u mi guy, i knw u got my bck.. Bt Calm down d situatn is stil unda control..
Bt if skilful wan show himself, jst av 2 let him knw..

Ok moi frosh nigga. just don't hesitate tew holla me if tinz gets out of hand.. i dey kampe