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This is what we gonna be getting when we chose all this mumu abokis to represent Nigeria .... They should feed him with grass and weed that is what he should be eating everyday

BizBayo:
Hahahahaha...... bros walahi dey don get u... this ur picture.... is that how to wait? Hahahah

LOL.... how you take want make I wait again .... na the tin go work na abiiiiii watin u think na

Nice ....

Niccoloimhotep:
2003 camry LE available for sale 1.7M check it out in this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/3719139/pure-tokunbo-2003-toyota-camry

brother the price is on the high side ... pls reduce it and let me know I need a car ASAP

classicB:
Behind every baby mama is a baby daddy. I honestly do not understand the fuse about shading only the baby mama's and leaving the daddy's alone.
Congratulations to them both.
Nothing is wrong with two grown adult agreeing to have and raise a child together. Marriage ain't for everyone.
Don't mind me, I will sure get married

and I will be waiting to be that man

funmisticqueen:
simple ephesians 6:10-18, and a beauty mask that smells so horrible it deactivates any hope of an erection within 10metres.

lol hahahahahah

funmisticqueen:
First to comment! Anyway i sleep with the full armor of God

which is

This lady carry bosom ooooooo

Strong man

Tolexander:
I'm so certain they can't harm him.

He has the linguistic and grammatical weapons to confront them.

grammar da stop cutlass or bullet

Aboki perfume sure pass

Akuko

Oya make I run go fry akamu

alexistaiwo:
Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet,
Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend.
Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own...
Idiocy is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache....yes
Kolo mental is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money.....
You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road.....
Stop worshiping your pastors!!! They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had the power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is........!
If you don't like what I have said argue with ur keyboard.

my brother name true u talk oooooo , Christians in Nigeria is taking this too serious .... Someone have to tell them that all this pastors are fake .....I prefer giving my money to the widows and the homeless ,than giving to the church or giving to one fake yahoo yahoo pastor

God help us

Lol ..... Nigeria don scatter since 1965

Kill them all

Nigeria which way

Snake gang make una enter there to find better snake chop ooooo

Thanks to almighty God for safe delivery .... Make I dance small

princeofpeace22:
Cheap bathtub ,mine is bigger , can serve and cook dishes after bath

mine can cook oyinbo food and can even wash and iron my shirt one time

Make I run go fry beans

Which job you da do before , ? if not to lie to the General public .... Mr lie lie

eanestca:
if you read the story and moved on, you wont be quoting me,
practice what you preach oga

last time I check the list and names of lecturers in havard or Oxford I didn't get to see your name .... So why are you so concern about other people's English ?

eanestca:
why wont it sink when the education sector has being neglected,
oga face your front, don't transfer aggression on me, am not Buhari

nobody is aggressive on u Mr man .... you don't have to come on people in here ok .... Read the story and move on

eanestca:
Actually it was the English that crashed before the police came to the rescue

Mr English man ... are you here to read the English or you are here to read the message being pass to the general public .... This is why Nigeria will never grow .....SMH

Story

Let the contain business begins

vincentjk:
All my cars are leathered seats

oga leather seats who ask you maybe u get 1 or 50 cars .... just answer easy and simple question. .... Leather or cloth

This na transformer oooooo

Hmmmmm

They should cut off their balls and feed it to the dogs