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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Knockout Round Live Draws by HAKKINS(f): 1:08pm On Dec 17, 2018
The real test for juventus begins

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Education / Detected...see The Reason A Mosquito Bites Even In The Dark by HAKKINS(f): 10:50pm On Jul 21, 2017
Mosquitoes use a triple threat of visual, olfactory, and thermal cues to home in on their human targets, a new Caltech study suggests. Photo credit: iStock Are you dousing your skin with bug repellents and lighting citronella candles to keep mosquitoes away? These efforts may keep them at bay for a while, but no solution is perfect because mosquitoes have evolved to use a triple threat of visual, olfactory, and thermal cues to home in on their human targets, a new Caltech study suggests. The study appears in the July 17 online version of the journal Current Biology. When an adult female mosquito needs a blood meal to feed her young, she searches for a host — often a human. Many insects, mosquitoes included, are attracted by the odor of the carbon dioxide (CO2) gas that humans and other animals naturally exhale. However, mosquitoes can also pick up other cues that signal a human is nearby. They use their vision to spot a host and thermal sensory information to detect body hea
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Federal University Of Technology, Akure Aspirant by HAKKINS(f): 1:06am On Jun 02, 2017
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Politics / Leaked!!!!!!......see What Obasanjo Told Buhari.. by HAKKINS(f): 10:34pm On Feb 07, 2017
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & Buhari were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.

2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note out & make 2 people happy.

3. Buhari said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.

4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!! So who do U support among this four? A = OBASANJO B = BABANGIDA C = Buhari D = PILOT VOTE NOW
Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by HAKKINS(f): 7:43pm On Feb 06, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


Always wash and disinfect the opinions you pull out of your butt-crack before posting them on the internet - they are so shitty.
mr atheist .....please receive sense in dis 2017
Religion / How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by HAKKINS(f): 2:33pm On Feb 05, 2017
Jesus’ death on the cross, as described in the New Testament, has become one of the most famous events. But what happened to the 12 disciples who were his closest followers? Not as much information has survived about their fates, but here is what’s available from various sources, including the New Testament itself, apocryphal texts, early Christian historians, legends and lore.

• Simon, AKA Peter: Simon-Peter, who was appointed by Jesus the leader of the new sect, is viewed by Roman Catholics as the first pope, was eventually martyred in Rome during the reign of the emperor Nero. As the story goes, Peter asked to be crucified upside down, so that his death would not be the equal of Jesus and the Romans supposedly obliged.

• Andrew: According to 15th Century religious historian Dorman Newman, Andrew—the brother of Peter—went to Patras in western Greece in 69 AD, where the Roman proconsul Aegeates debated religion with him. Aegeates tried to convince Andrew to forsake Christianity, so that he would not have to torture and execute him. But when that didn’t work, apparently he decided to give Andrew the full treatment. Andrew was scourged, and then tied rather than nailed to a cross, so that he would suffer for a longer time before dying. Andrew lived for two days, during which he preached to passersby.

• James (son of Zebedee, AKA James the Greater): Acts 12:1-19 says that James was killed with a sword. The newly-appointed governor of Judea, Herod Agrippa, decided to ingratiate himself with the Romans by persecuting leaders of the new sect. After James was arrested and led to place of execution, his unnamed accuser was moved by his courage. He not only repented and converted on the spot, but asked to be executed alongside James. The Roman executioners obliged, and both men were beheaded simultaneously.

• John: John was the only one of the original disciples not to die a violent death. Instead, he passed away peacefully in Patmos in his old age, sometime around 100 AD.

• Philip: Philip, the first of Jesus’ disciples, became a missionary in Asia. Eventually, he traveled to the Egyptian city of Heliopolis, where he was scourged, thrown into prison, and crucified in 54 AD.

• Bartholomew: Bartholomew supposedly preached in several countries, including India, where he translated the Gospel of Matthew for believers. In one account, “impatient idolaters” beat Bartholomew and then crucified him, while in another, he was skinned alive and then beheaded.

• Thomas: Apparently Thomas preached the gospel in Greece and India, where he angered local religious authorities, who martyred him by running him through with a spear.

• Matthew: According to legend, the former tax collector turned missionary was martyred in Ethiopia, where he was supposedly stabbed in the back by an swordsman sent by King Hertacus, after he criticized the king’s morals.

• James (son of Alphaeus, AKA James the Less): According to Foxe, James, who was elected by his fellow believers to head the churches of Jerusalem, was one of the longest-lived apostles, perhaps exceeded only by John. At the age of 94, he was beaten and stoned by persecutors, and then killed him by hitting him in the head with a club.

• Thaddaeus, AKA Lebbaeus, Judas or Jude: According to several stories, he was crucified at Edessa (the name of cities in both Turkey and Greece) in 72 AD.

• Simon the Canaanite AKA the Zealot: Simon preached in Mauritania on the west coast of Africa, and then went to England, where he was crucified in 74 AD.

• Judas Iscariot: According to Matthew 27:3-6, the treacherous apostle quickly felt remorse over his betrayal of Jesus and went to the Temple to recant. When the high priests ignored his plea, he threw down the 30 pieces of silver that he had been paid, and went off and hanged himself. But Acts 1:15-20, gives a different and even grislier version of Judas’ demise. He says that Judas used the blood money to purchase a piece of land and then fell headlong from a high place there, so that “he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.” Jerusalem residents subsequently named the place Aceldama, which means “the field of blood.”


http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/killing-jesus/articles/how-did-the-apostles-die/

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Education / Re: 2017 Nigerian Universities Ranking by HAKKINS(f): 9:26pm On Jan 28, 2017
hmmm even the best here is one of the worst in africa.......
Education / Re: 5 Weird Things I Bet You Dont Know About Russia by HAKKINS(f): 8:42pm On Jan 27, 2017
Sammypope4all:
.In russia you might be paid your salary with vodka.

Lol. Cool if you ask me. It's better than owing 8moths salary
so u wud have loved for your salary be paid with vodka....#shayoguy
Education / 5 Weird Things I Bet You Dont Know About Russia by HAKKINS(f): 4:18pm On Jan 27, 2017
1. In Russia, there are 9 million more
women than men. “Let’s go watch bears together.” According to a United Nations report, there are 86.8
men for every 100 women in Russia (across the
world, there are 101.8 men for every 100 women).
But there’s an interesting side note to this stat:
Russian newborn boys outnumber newborn girls
and men continue to outnumber women until the age of 31. But from age 32 on, women outnumber
men. The leading explanation for this: early
mortality among men. According to Russian Health
Minister Veronika Skvortsova, the biggest cause of
early mortality among Russian men is primarily
related to alcohol consumption.



2. There used to be a beard tax in Russia,
paid by anyone who had a beard. This beard alone may have cost hundreds of
dollars. The beard tax was created by Tsar Peter the Great,
in an attempt to modernize the country’s society.
According to the beard tax, all men (except
peasants and clergymen) had to pay 100 roubles
for a copper or silver “beard token” that had a
moustache and a beard engraved on to it - and then carry the token with them as proof of paying the
tax. Also engraved on the token: the words ‘the
beard is a useless burden.’ No surprise that many
hipsters in Russia did not think that Peter the Great
was great.



3. There are dozens of “closed cities” in
Russia that are closed to the outside world. If you see a “Do Not Enter” sign in Russia,
it’s best if you obeyed. Closed cities, in large part, existed to serve the
interests of the army or major research institutions
in the late 1940s. These cities were not included on
Soviet maps and were only designated by post
code. They were kept secret for long periods of
time. Today, many of them are no longer a secret, but they are likely surrounded by barbed wire and
protected by armed guards. Foreigners are strictly
prohibited from entering them.



6. In Russia, it is a finable offense to drive a
dirty car. This may not go over that well over there. Caveat to this one: there is some debate as to
whether or not you will actually get a ticket for
having a dirty car. There was a Lonely Planet forum
that dug deep in to this and many indicated that a
fine would be levied only if the the registration of
the vehicle was so dirty that it was illegible. But others made the strong point: you don’t want
Russian police pulling you over for anything - so
keep your car clean.



5. Speaking of Alaska, Russia sold it to the
U.S in 1867 And you won’t believe the deal they got on it,
either. The United States paid $7.2 million for the
country, which is still more than you can spend on a
plot of land. But get this, that’s less than 2 cents an
acre for all 600,000 square miles of the cold- snow-
covered state. Makes you wonder what’s so bad about it, considering Alaska probably still has better
weather than Russia.


6.In russia you might be paid your salary with vodka.it was recorded that in sept 23 1998 Teachers in part of western Siberia are being paid in
bottles of vodka, because the authorities have no
money to meet their wages bill. The teachers in the most populous Maima district of
the Altai republic are getting 15 bottles each. They
have not been paid their proper salaries since
February or March. An Itar-Tass news agency correspondent in the region
says the teachers reckon it is better to get the vodka -
which can be sold in local markets - than nothing at
all

Education / Re: Zodiac Is A Scam......see Reasons by HAKKINS(f): 12:53pm On Jan 27, 2017
Idydarling:
legit reasons op... but sometimes what my zodiac sign read can be amazingly correct
good for u thou...
Nairaland / General / Omg......He had no choice 18+pics by HAKKINS(f): 12:49pm On Jan 27, 2017
A very conservative man or...........

Education / Re: Zodiac Is A Scam......see Reasons by HAKKINS(f): 12:43pm On Jan 27, 2017
pressplay411:
You made some valid points but I think zodiac signs are right to an extent but not accurate. That said I don't believe anyone should let daily horoscopes guide their way of living.
yes now....some will just check theirs and start having useless hope.....mine didnt even describe me
Education / Zodiac Is A Scam......see Reasons by HAKKINS(f): 12:33pm On Jan 27, 2017
10. BASED ON NO SOLID FACTS OR EVIDENCE Now, what these astrologers do is that they tell you
that because of the movement in the sky and change
of positions of different planets, there will be a
change in your personality too. However, this is only
based on what you believe and what they make you
believe. There is no pure evidence that this is what everything should be based on. Why is it that every
time there’s a change in position of different
planets, there’s a new theory to it and every single
time, there’s a different view by astrologers? A lot
of things depend on your zodiac as well, then why is
that with each different zodiac and the respective planet related to it, the astrologer’s point of view
changes? It makes no sense. A change in positions
and some movements here and there will not change
your personality every time that happens. Usually these theories are based on ancient theories
that are respect to change as well. IT IS A VERY
DYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT. Things change and so do
circumstances. It is absolutely baseless when these
theories are based on ancient science, according to
sciences.


9. DIFFER IN VIEWS Following that, any change up there, in the sky that is,
if there’s a change in you as well, then why is that
not every astrologer believes in that? Every time you
go and visit different astrologers, they will have
different views on you. No two astrologers will think
on the same track. This proves that whatever movement they’re talking about, isn’t making any
change in your life. Nope, not happening.


8. DON’T EXPLAIN THE ENTIRE ASPECT This is one major thing that is absolutely explainable
about astrology. If you’re a person who regularly
follows astrology, then you should understand this
carefully. This theory is about planets and their
movements and how this change affects the human
life. However, there’s something called ‘dwarf planets.’ And with this, the only planet that comes
into mind is Pluto. There are other different dwarf
planets that also exist up there, but astrologers DO
NOT consider their movement and change in position.
And why is that? No, zodiac signs don’t relate only to the 9 planets.
The astrology of dwarf planets is completely
different. Basing your judgement on pure co
incidences or something that is JUST POSSIBLE is not
something one should take into consideration.

7. ALREADY KNOW IT! Sometimes, astrologers have the same thing to say to
almost everyone. They take advantage of the fact
that the other person, whoever is coming to seek a
little help about their future to maybe save something
they can handle, these are the ones who are fooled
by the massive ‘hoo-haa’ of astrology. They earn tonnes of money by the people who believe in them.
Sometimes when things go the right way, or because
of some co-incidence whatever they said is true, the
amount of customers for these astrologers increases.
These astrologers aren’t honest about whatever
they’re doing or saying sometimes. Their predictions are true sometimes, and with absolutely
no hard work and focus, they tell you everything
false about your future and this raises a huge
question on their existence. This is one very
important thing that has to be kept in mind.


6. WRONG PREDICTIONS We live in a world where science and technology has
an answer to everything. And so, let’s try and
make use of that and apply this theory of astrology
there. According to astrological theories, there’s
something called a ‘connection between celestial
bodies and human relations.’ This is where all the predictions come from. This is how everything is
decided in this theory. It is difficult to understand just
this. How can the astrologers give you answers and
predictions if they don’t exist? Yes, you got it right.
According to science, if you’re making predictions
on the basis of something called a connection between the two, your predictions are false. The sole
reason being that this kind of connection doesn’t
exist.


5. TIMING Lets just assume that astrology helps and is true. You
must be thinking what has time got to do with this
concept. But hear me out, this is true. Often when
astrologers make an assumption for your future, they
take the entire credit for it and you fill in their pockets
with loads of money. But what happens when the astrology is incorrect? This is what happens. The
astrologers make you believe that ‘the timing was
bad.’ Like seriously, and to people who’re regular
with these people are fully convinced with this
excuse.


4. ABSTRACT ASSUMPTIONS Okay, lets not talk about our own futures. When
astrology talks about human relations and behavior,
it includes the entire world. Now, lets only talk about
a specific country. Did you know? According to
astrologers, the movements of planets around the
sun and otherwise can AFFECT THE WORKING OF COUNTRIES AND NATIONS IN THE NEAR FUTURE? Like totally assume a situation where you end up
going to an astrologer and asking, ‘hey what’s
going to happen to our country in 2020?’ They’ll just be like, your country will have a water
crises and there’s going to be a lot of politics and
debating on it. But here’s what you’ll miss out on.
Solutions to that problem.



3. CLASHING ASTROLOGY Its not just a particular country that believes in
astrology. You wont believe what happens in other
countries. What people in other countries believe in is
not the same for every country across the globe. Star
studying is something that helps these people learn
astrology. And so, sometimes this is also used to praise the astrology of one country over other
countries. Bias thoughts come through astrology, yes.


2. AFFECT ON PEOPLE The affect that wrong predictions have on people can
sometimes be adverse. Instead of creating a happy
and understanding environment, it might completely
change the environment of the house and can lead to
wrong conclusions. This is sad. A society simply
cannot work only on assumptions and predictions. It would be a disgrace to live in a society where family
relations aren’t taken into consideration in front of
some random assumptions an astrologer made.


1. BUSINESS FOR MONEY MAKING Anyone can become an astrologer. What’s the
harm? Just do a little background check on that
person and you’re done. Sit and make assumptions.
People are good at that. People earn money for
nothing and others even believe in them.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Top Ten Real Bro Code...... by HAKKINS(f): 2:13pm On Jan 26, 2017
chordrylateral:
Sis's code nko?
sis aint got code.....they are ****
Nairaland / General / The Top Ten Real Bro Code...... by HAKKINS(f): 2:07pm On Jan 26, 2017
1) Bros’ over hoes Hoes refers to all other women in a man’s life
that are not his wife or close female family
members. Hoe’s are not allowed to come in
between bro’s. Bro’s therefore, never fight
one another over ladies. If a woman comes in
between them, they drop her since Bromance is considered to be a lot more important than a
hoe.



2) A bro shall honor his family A bro shall honor his father, mother, siblings,
wife and kids. This code dictates that a man must
work hard to provide for his family and protect
those dear to him with his life. The pack
therefore allows a bro to spend quality time with
family. Should he neglect his family, the bro’s shall castigate him appropriately. black-family-of4


3) A bro shall always remain loyal to his
bros Loyalty is the most important virtue that binds
bros’. Breaking this particular code is
tantamount to bro-treason, it’s sacrilegious
and unforgiveable. If your bro’s girlfriend calls
to inquire where he was last night you shall
always claim to have been with him even when you haven’t met the said bro for a month. If a
bro asks you to keep a secret, you take it to the
grave, no exceptions! Bros shall never reveal
their bro-code rules to any lady.


4) A bro shall be responsible for the
‘weaker’ bros The alpha-bro shall be responsible in building the
self-esteem of ‘weaker’ bro’s by handing
out time-tested wisdom and power of his skills
especially when it comes to dating and business.
If a bro is out of employment the other bros
should pull strings to get him another gig. Never make your bro look bad especially in front of a
lady he is targeting. And when you help out a
bro, nobody outside the pack should ever get to
hear of it.



5) A bro’s Biological sisters, mother
and ex-girlfriends are out of bounds This code is clear about forbidding inbreeding.
Never shall a bro make a move or even harbor
thoughts of making away with his bro’s sister,
mother or ex-girlfriend. Dating cousins is
allowable, but the bro is obligated to treat her
with great respect and never reveal graphical details of their sexual encounters. When two
bro’s, fall for the same lady, the guy with the
longest dry spell is given the first shot. RedAlert4



6) A bro shall fulfill his wingman duties
with uttermost seriousness When a bro tasks you to being his wingman for
the night, you must drop all your initial plans and
report for this divine duty. You shall vouch for
everything your bro says even when it’s
totally ridiculous. If the lady he is targeting has a
friend, it’s your duty to entertain her all night however annoying, unattractive or boring she
might be. It’s your sacred duty to sometimes
feign romantic feelings, drawing her away in
order to give your bro ample space to bond with
his catch.


7) Bros shall be brutally honest with one
another When a bro sells-out it shall be pointed out point
blank. Out in the world you may be hold a very
powerful position but when it comes to your
bros that will never stop them from reproaching
you when you lose touch with reality. Bros shall
forever remind you of your beliefs, priorities in life and principles should you deviate from them.
When your a bro is henpecked or is being
cheated on by his lady it’s your duty to spell it
out without sugar-coating any detail.


cool A bro shall always protect his bros When a bro gets into a bar fight the other bros
shall step in to protect him even if they will have
to lose a tooth in the process. Bros never
abandon one of their own in times of trouble.
When a bro scores a lady during a night out, you
shall provide him with a ‘weapon’ and remind him the importance of using it to avoid
contracting a nasty STI. If he is too intoxicated to
think straight, you shall restrain him from hitting
the sack with her. And if an inebriated bro
attempts to call or text his ex-girlfriend, you shall
confiscate his phone only to give it back when he is sober. african-men-hollywood-stereotypes


9) A bro shall never share a bed with
another man A bro shall never share a bed with another man
unless there is absolutely no other option. When
a bro is forced to spend the night lying on the
same bed with another man, both shall sleep
with all clothes on (shoes and ties too). A buffer
zone shall be created between the two, with both parties sleeping while facing opposite sides
of the bed. Under no circumstances shall a bro
touch the other all through the night. When in the urinals, a bro shall stare straight
ahead and under no condition shall he peek at
his bro’s member!


10) A bro shall adhere to the strict do’s
and don’ts of communication Never should a bro eat a banana while staring
into the eyes of his bro! A bro is only allowed to
hold hands, waists and have his six-pack stroked
by the X-X chromosome. Should a dude try any
of the above to a bro, he will be eligible for a
sucker punch. When texting your bros never ever use
emoticons or send ‘I miss you’ &
‘goodnight’ messages. Doing the above may
get you ex-communicated from the pack. Lastly,
never call or text your bros around midnight
unless you have a life threatening emergency.

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Education / The Number 1 Way To Make It... by HAKKINS(f): 1:35pm On Jan 26, 2017
If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you always chase excellence first, success will be yours.
Crime / Top 8 Wrongful Execution in history...... by HAKKINS(f): 3:43pm On Jan 25, 2017
It’d be nice to think our judicial system is totally
infallible, but unfortunately, that’s just not the
case. Innocent people are convicted of crimes they
didn’t commit more often than anyone would like
to admit, and in some cases, people who were later
found to be innocent have actually been put to death.
Here are 8 people who were executed and
innocent.



1. Cameron Todd Willingham—In 1992, Willingham
was convicted of arson murder in Texas. He was
believed to have intentionally set a fire that killed
his three kids. In 2004, he was put to death.
Unfortunately, the Texas Forensic Science
Commission later found that the evidence was misinterpreted, and they concluded that none of the
evidence used against Willingham was valid. As it
turns out, the fire really was accidental.



2. Ruben Cantu—Cantu was 17 at the time the crime
he was alleged of committing took place. Cantu was
convicted of capital murder, and in 1993, the Texas
teen was executed. About 12 years after his death,
investigations show that Cantu likely didn’t
commit the murder. The lone eyewitness recanted his testimony, and Cantu’s co-defendant later
admitted he allowed his friend to be falsely
accused. He says Cantu wasn’t even there the
night of the murder.



3. Larry Griffin—Griffin was put to death in 1995 for
the 1981 murder of Quintin Moss, a Missouri drug
dealer. Griffin always maintained his innocence,
and now, evidence seems to indicate he was telling
the truth. The first police officer on the scene now
says the eyewitness account was false, even though the officer supported the claims during the
trial. Another eyewitness who was wounded
during the attack was never contacted during the
trial, and he says Griffin wasn’t present at the
crime scene that night.



4. Carlos DeLuna—In 1989, DeLuna was executed
for the stabbing of a Texas convenience store clerk.
Almost 20 years later, Chicago Tribune uncovered
evidence that shows DeLuna was likely innocent.
The evidence showed that Carlos Hernandez, a man
who even confessed to the murder many times, actually did the crime.



5. David Wayne Spence—Spence was put to death
in 1997 for the murder of three teenagers in Texas.
He was supposedly hired by a convenience store
clerk to kill someone else, but he allegedly killed
the wrong people by mistake. The supervising
police lieutenant said “I do not think David Spence committed this crime.” The lead homicide
detective agreed, saying “My opinion is that David
Spence was innocent. Nothing from the
investigation ever led us to any evidence that he
was involved.”



6. Jesse Tafero—In 1976, Tafero was convicted of
murdering a state trooper. He and Sonia Jacobs
were both sentenced to death for the crime. The
main evidence used to convict them was testimony
by someone else who was involved in the crime,
ex-convict Walter Rhodes. Rhodes gave this testimony in exchange for a life sentence. In 1990,
Tafero was put to death. Two years later, his
companion Jacobs was released due to a lack of
evidence…the same evidence used to put Tafero to
death.



7 & 8. Thomas Griffin and Meeks Griffin— The oldest
case on this list dates back to 1915. The Griffin
brothers, two black men, were convicted of the
murder of a white man. The reason they were
convicted is because Monk Stevenson, another
black man suspected of committing the murder, pointed to the brothers as having been responsible.
He later admitted the reason he blamed them is
because they were wealthy, and he assumed they
had the money to beat the charges. The Griffin
brothers were completely innocent, but they were
put to death nonetheless.



MAY GOD NOT MAKE US VICTIM OF BAD CIRCUMSTANCES

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TV/Movies / Re: 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by HAKKINS(f): 8:48am On Jan 25, 2017
Ichel:

One punch can knock a person out. I don see wia one mallam take one blow flat him fellow mallam, i was confused and amazed at same time.
seems true.....i even watch one heavyweight boxing and someone won KO .....just one punch
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by HAKKINS(f): 5:35pm On Jan 24, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by HAKKINS(f): 5:32pm On Jan 24, 2017
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TV/Movies / 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by HAKKINS(f): 5:23pm On Jan 24, 2017
why have we been believing this all this while!!?

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Jokes Etc / joke of the day..........most silly tribe.... by HAKKINS(f): 9:28pm On Jan 22, 2017
1. A Benden man who removed his shoes to enter a
taxi!


2.An igbo man who carried a spanner to open a bank
Account!


3.An ebira man who went to bed with a ruler just to
know how long he slept!


4.A yoruba man who watched the news and waved
at the
news presenter!


5.A kanuri nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because she 4got to give him sleeping pills!


6.Fulani man who
lowered the TV volume to
read a text message in the phone!


7.A hausa guy who polished his shoes to take a passport photo!


8.An igala man who climbed
a mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough,then came down and
started throwing stones at it.


9.An idoma lady who chose to drink Fanta becoz she thought Sprite was unripe!



10.A Tiv lady who saw something like feaces, touched
it
n tasted n said"Hmmm, its shit! ooo!!! thank God I
have
not stepped on it."


11.A calabar man who put his radio in the refrigerator
bcoz he wanted to listen to Cool music!
Who can win the Craziness
award ? 6 hrs · Public
Politics / Time To Decide.........vote by HAKKINS(f): 9:18pm On Jan 22, 2017
Pls Nigerians,lets quickly Elect a new president before Buhari comes back. All in favour say AYE.........!!!?

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Jokes Etc / Things That Happen Only In Nigeria.... by HAKKINS(f): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2017
In Nigeria it is a usual sight when people unusually crowd moving trains so much that they would have to sit on top of the train and hang in a very dangerous way.

Seeing someone use more than 4 sophisticated phones with different telecommunication

Sellers of fried meat, chicken on pork hawks the delicacies on a tray uncovered and some Nigerians will still go ahead and buy them.

Hawking of unknown drugs on a tray along the roadside, on a bus or in the train.

Nigerians who are themselves corrupt criticize other corrupt people (Politicians) at the slightest opportunity.

Politicians leave office with way more money, more properties than they came into office with or than their salaries and allowances can afford.

Pharmacy in Nigeria usually don’t sell drugs alone, they also sell, tomatoes, pepper, sponge, buckets, slippers and other household items



Nigerian military chief’s have bigger stomach than a pregnant woman.

Romance / Re: 5 Things You Cannot Change........ by HAKKINS(f): 5:01pm On Jan 22, 2017
firstking01:
You are just stating the certainties and obvious of lives.
mind you do u think everyone believes they are certainties
Car Talk / See This Trending Hilarious Car A Man Owned..........+pics by HAKKINS(f): 3:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
yes he will fix it someday

Romance / 5 Things You Cannot Change........ by HAKKINS(f): 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2017
Let's cut right to the chase: the five givens that we all have to deal with in this world are:
1. Everything changes and ends.
2. Things do not always go according to plan.
3. Life is not fair.
4. Pain is part of life.
5. People are not loving and loyal all the time.

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