Yeah that's Nigerian English. It mustn't be found in the dictionary, Nigerians do not write the dictionary. You'll find it in Nigerian dictionary...

Okikiki:
Let me help you a bit

26. Church..... Coined from "Choo Chi" ... Which means look for God

27. Occupation coined from "Aka Oku" your handiwork.

28. Yoruba coined from "Yoro Uba" meaning scoop your wealth.

29. Land coined from "Ala ndi" meaning there is land

30. Fly coined from.. "Felie" meaning fly up

Origin of the word church

Origin
Old English cir(i)ce, cyr(i)ce, related to Dutch kerk and German Kirche, based on medieval Greek kurikon, from Greek kuriakon (dōma) ‘Lord's (house)’, from kurios ‘master or lord’. Compare with kirk.


Etc etc...

Hahahahahaha... LAWKMD!!! Wake me up when you're done smoking

What bloggers would do for traffic

On my way to mop it up...

1stCitizen:


It does not matter. We got his message

Mckandre:
at list u got the message

tkpoint2:
IF THE STORY IS TRUE.............

WELL I AM SORRY, I DON'T PITY HER

WOMEN CAN BE MEAN SOMETIMES...HE KILLED THE GUY EMOTIONALLY WHILE THE GUY KILLED HIM PHYSICALLY

While the guy killed her, you mean?

Chai... Maga refused to let go. He took his own pound of flesh! RIP

Why you should hire me? Because i need the money man! Give me the job or you tell me why you shouldn't hire me!!

That must be a UniBen student.

Lol... See plenty grammar.

Uba

Chai illiteracy is such a doom. The poor lad is a hermaphrodite!

Really?

How much

For this Nigeria?

Hydrog3n:
Damn it!
Some games on android are just hard to find even harder get running
1.Back Stab

This a little forgiven only because I've seen few game play screen shot here nairaland

2.Wild blood

very easy to find to get it working now that the problem it took me over a month with help of other nairalanders to get it to play,I even had to change my phone as of then due to compatibility

3.Splinter Cell Conviction

I only got to play this game on my Friend blackberry when bb was still hyped,and also on my friend windows,finding the game aren't that hard but compatibility just forget it

4.Shadow Guardian

This game not available on android playstore,game link :impossible, game play :go to YouTube for the walk through that is the only option to play it is to watch it

5.Adventure of tintin

This game does not exist even the few YouTube game play watch are glitchy and laggy I've been trying to play the game since when symbian was in it prime,now have used countless android but each time I go to play store it always game not compatible with your device and have used Samsung ,techno ,itel, Infinix you have a better chance to be striked by lightning than play this game.

Please include 9mm. This is one game that has been elusive to me. I've never been able to play it. Compatibility issues. Or does anyone have a good working and tested apk for Mali?

It's easy... The answer is lawsuit.

So what exactly does he mean when he said it's only an irresponsible government that won't be able to provide power for its citizens? Not literally though...

Should we blame buhari for this also?

Oya everybody come dey go house... Match over. I want to lock up!

See celebration as Mikel leaves the pitch.

Thank God... Finally, mikel is removed!

Please heavens let mikel get injury na. Make dem remove am by force

Nigeria needs to score more goals to demoralise these toyotas

5-3

TheGoodJoe:
Jehovah.

God Of Elijah Send down Fire, God Of Elijah Send Down Fire,
God Of Elijah Send Down Goals For Nigeria.

Which kain goals again? We're leading bro...