RIP

Na wa o... So goats sef now know where Nigerian problem comes from? Why can't we humans do the necessary and speak against bad government?

Father Christmas sorry Father Mbaka... Please face your priestly duties and stop romancing with politicians!!! Christ didn't so why are you meddling in the things of politics?

When you start having the thoughts that people hate you, that's inferiority complex. Get help fast before you turn to a serial killer!!!

Runs out of thread...

mikolo80:
oya na go de tease ppl until you jam d wan wen no de mentally stable wen no go forgive you.? De claim right upandan .
See weda e go epp you wen madman or madwoman about to slaughter or acid you

This means you're liable to kill a woman who teased you in the name of love?

ENDTIMELIFE:
My Girlfriend i was dating refuse to make love with me last night saying she's not in the mood, i was very angry and i left her to sleep.
in my sleep i saw my self having $ex with an unknown girl in the dream only to wake up this morning and saw sperm wet on my Boxers, am still angry with her till now. pls what is the cause of having $ex in the dream

Google incubus and succubus...

mikolo80:
women also need to stop teasing

No matter what, there's no reason whatsoever for him to kill her whether teased or not!!!

JimIbanga:
I humbly wish to bring to the notice of the distinguished members of this forum in particular and the general public in all that Mr Utibe Etim of Etimate Global Service, has refunded my money. I got an alert this afternoon and by GOD's special Grace, we have resolved our differences. Thank you all for your concern.

Thank God...

Scam over 6k? Some dudes are so broke! I'll wait to see if there's any other side to the story before I conclude...

The problem with addicts is, they need a reason for them to stop abusing drugs. The will to really stop taking drugs need to come from within them otherwise, after putting love ones through trauma, pains and wasted time treating them back to normalcy after ODing, they immediately jump back to their vomit.
My wife and I really suffered trying to break my little inlaw from substance abuse. We spent quite some hard earned cash in the hospitals, rehabs to no avail. After a rehab session, he'll be normal for some weeks, highest a month and before you say jack, I'm already paying for another round of treatment... Gosh!!!
This went on until I stamped my foot and called my inlaws, I presented their son to them telling them I won't be responsible or spend any kobo should he go back to drugs. The boy in question cried that day promising to change. I was shocked to see him smoking near my house one evening and when I searched him, i found weed, tramadol and a jar of gum! And that was how i threw him out of my house for good.

I've made up my mind, I won't lose a minute of sleep to care for somebody who's not ready to change!

Lol... Konji to bad

Evil that men do... Killing her won't make her love you? Guys need to understand that some no actually means no!!!

You're eating a rat in the name of eating a bush animal... What would you then say when you're opportuned to eat animals like antelope etc?

Of course when U can't handle the truth U call it shit

Well my brother, I would say this to you in good faith.
This same God that you're ridiculing and making blasphemous statements against would be the one you will call upon for help one day and I'm sure He'll be there for you. Save these words somewhere...


I have seen cases of people that so much despise God but later changed before dying, realizing that satan has been deceiving them all along...

God loves you...

RedBeauty:

its ok God go upgrade you ..

Amen oh... Lol

Silly mumbo jumbo... A passage full of shiiiitttt

My room is still like this... Lol

tk4rd:
Guinness World records is not a show for Guinness Medium Stout or Small Stout drinkers.

Lol...

We all know this is a capital LIE!!!


Let's look at the scenario...

1st Boko guy: hey guys! I think we should surrender!
7999 other boko guys: Yeah! That's true! Let's surrender!
Boko 8001, 8002 : we wish to surrender too!!

1st 8000 bokos: nope! You cant! We need to be just 8000 in number. Please keep fighting...


Chai APC! why na?!

tk4rd:
Then, go and break the Guinness World records.. No be joke..

I don't like showing myself... Moreover, I don't drink Guinness so I won't want to partake in their shows...

No be mouth oh...

Well, I don't know. Let's ask buhari

Explorers:
2. Longest Time in an Abdominal Plank.


One of the most impressive mind and body feats on this list comes from George Hood, who held a anabdominal plank for 1 hour, 20minutes, and 5 seconds, two days shy of his 54th birthday.

A year later, Hood decided it made perfect sense to kill his own record. At age 55 he did it for 3hours, 7minutes, and 15 seconds. That time stood until May 2014, when Mao Weidong bested him by more than an hour, holding the position for a whopping 4 hours and and 26 minutes.


Actually i didn't see anything big in this untill i tried it this morning, with my stopwatch i held the position for 1minute and 8seconds but i saw HELL.

Bros, seems you're lazy? I can do this for 6 hours non stop. No be joke o...

plaetton:


Every struggle for freedom and justice in any part of the world is everyone's business.

Africa,led by Nigeria , should lend our weight to demand for a free Palestinian State.

To what end? Which of Nigerian numerous problems would that solve?
He who his house is on fire does not hunt rats...

falcon01:
after seating on top of the speaker which was still on the girl’s stomach for close 5 minutes, he got up and ordered removal of the speaker, but the girl could not rise because she had fainted. "It took some elders giving her first aid treatment that she came back but complained of a broken rib*. The she was then taken to hospital.

Please check the bolded portion

afronews1211:
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In a bid to perform miracle and demonstrate what he can do, a South African pastor has reportedly caused the death of a young girl after putting a heavy speaker on her.
According to reports making the rounds on South Africa's social media, the girl died due to internal injuries she sustained. Read the report below...
Congregates of Mount Zion General Assembly went home with heads down on Sunday after a failed demonstration of power by the church pastor when a girl fainted after he put a very big and heavy speaker on top of her, promising her that she would not feel pain. The woman has now died from internal injuries caused to her lungs.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-fwjIUs1uD0w/V663SxxhNpI/AAAAAAAAFFo/Bx3zYBEyLaoShKwjBHeVsItp9mwK6SHDgCLcB/s1600/11.jpg[/img]
Pastor Lethebo Rabalango had organised a night of worship at his church in Polokwane where he was teaching about demonstration of power in which he emphasised that if Jesus walked on water, he too could do anything with faith.
It is on this point that he invited a girl from the praise team and asked her to lie down. He then ordered Ushers to carry a big speaker and put on her stomach saying the weight would not harm her. As if it was not enough, he climbed on top of the speaker, adding pressure to suffocate the girl who remained quite for she had already passed out.
After seating on top of the speaker which was still on the girl’s stomach for close 5 minutes, he got up and ordered removal of the speaker, but the girl could not rise because she had fainted. It took some elders giving her first aid treatment that she came back but complained of a broken rib. The she was then taken to hospital.
However, the pastor blamed the girl and accused her of having little faith for she could not withstand a very simple task. Pastor Lethabo can be accessed via his Facebook Account.
http://www.afronews.co/2016/08/omg-woman-dies-after-prophet-puts.html#more
http://www.afronews.co/2016/08/omg-woman-dies-after-prophet-puts.html#more

falcon01:
dude who told you she died



and op you better arrange your topic

Did you read the piece at all? Oh maybe, you're the pastor? Abeg cool down and read the article.

falcon01:
I did not read that

Me too. Summary please... Lol

Why do people allow themselves to be made objects of mockery by these f++cked up, stoopid fraudsters calling themselves men of God?

RIP

It's called engligbo or Ingili-igbo

Please what business does Nigeria has with Palestinian State? Our leaders should be more focused on Nigerian problems, people are suffering. Unless of course, there's a hidden agenda somewhere.

When I saw the topic, in my mind i was like 'Kenya again!'