This slim girl na im you put hands on her neck and expect her not to die?

jpphilips:



That guy in black looks like a victim of robbery, once you encounter them, the humanity in you shall depart, i dont blame folks who fvck them up real bad.

Exactly, if i'm at the place in time, I'll take some pounds of flesh...

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martyns303:
Have we no humanity in us as a country?

That man in black is capable of murder and I have no doubt he has committed murder before, any man who is capable of doing such to a fellow human, inflicting so much pain and body harm, all because he stole? Exactly what did he steal? An item probably worth less than N20K.

Man is really unkind to mankind.

Boss until you are a victim these criminals, you'll know that he got what he deserved... A thief with charms? To me, they should just kill him there and that makes one less of these heartless fellows!

Sick pervert!

People blaming NYSC didn't read the story at all...

Smh for Nigerians...

fortunechy:
The day MMM will crash ehh,the number of mad
persons in Nigerian will be increased by 200

Make that 200%

mascot87:
Later, Nigerian Christians will be shouting Sharia law. Hypocrites

MFM does not represent the whole CAN. You guys still remains the odd ones bro. Moreover, they cut hairs. Guess what they would have cut if its your types? I'm sure the head will come down... Remain blessed dude...

Is it not the same Quran that my guys are using package weeds? How this one take get gum abi super glue?

I am only interested in knowing how much it'll sell for...

Buhari must hear this

You wan start something abi?

They are correct. I hope Britain sees same and help dissolve this concoction country peacefully without any conflict...

Khris3:
6 Simple Things You Must do After You Check

Into Your Hotel Room
After a long and stressful day gallivanting from one tourist spot to another at any of the amazing destinations like Lagos, Calabar amongst others in Nigeria, you will be glad to arrive at your hotel and jump on your bed to sleep. This is what most people will do especially when they arrive at their hotels in the evening. It is not advisable to simply flop down on your bed without checking or doing anything. This action may affect your health and your safety. Jumia Travel, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal shares 6 things you must do when you arrive at your hotel room for the first time.
Sanitize your room
Remember that you are not the only one using that hotel room. Several people have slept in the room who have different levels of hygiene. Off course, you expect any hotel to have very clean and decent rooms. However, do not conclude. It is better to wipe down remote controls, switches, and even doorknobs.
Remove the bedspread
The bedspread or comforter is one of the most used things you will find in a hotel. The high budget hotels make it a point of duty to change their bedspread intermittently while the small budget barely replaces them. If you feel uncomfortable using such a bedspread, you can remove before you sleep.
Assess the amenities
You should also check the available amenities in your hotel room so that you know what you need. After this is done, you can then call the reception to request for the other things you desire. This will prevent avoidable runaround especially when you are leaving the next day.
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La click la link, la bend!

Lol. Airtel duping Nigerians since 1900

I didn't read that

Believing the danfos would stop for you to cross at zebra crossing! lol... a thousand ways to die

vani86:


Lmao its easy, just pretend you aint seeing the green light and talk to them as your paddy. I am doing it cuz office romance can be very messy, even while in uni i made it a rule not to date someone in the same hostel or street as i am

You're wise. It's better not to shiiiit where you live and not to live where you shiiit

Most ladies are in different relationships and acts in these different types of lovers. They'll be a side chick to one guy, a fall back chick to another etc

cindyrocks:
I really doubt if there's any adult Nigeria living in Nigeria who doesn't know Wizzie.

It's possible my sister. Most adults in Nigeria won't know him. And I wonder why people stress on that question "don't you know who I am?" and get angry when you say no as if they are meant to be know by all means! Please o, i don't know you, you're not a dollar bill!

Many accounts abound where these religious bigots would just charge into churches and start killing Christians for no reasons but they turn around and say we should all respect each other's religion? Then if a Christian says Muhammad washed did his ablution with a kettle of urine, they would start rampaging like goats and destroying people's properties, wasting lives and looting all in the name of Allahu... Religion of peace my dk

Hugelion:
am not always like this, so shut the Bleep off, people hate quiet people

Bro, I am a very very reserved person but people love me. Whenever I'm at a function, people pay rapt attention to hear what I'm about to say because they know I don't talk much. My boss once vouched for me when there was a rumor case in my office.

You see quiet people are kind of respected, it depends on you. Sit down and evaluate yourself. You are the problem. It's not possible to be hated by everyone and once you start having issues with everyone, that means you are the problem! Stop blaming other people and work on yourself. Thank you.

simplex2:


Lol...started hearing that since I was 12. I believe that's what they keep telling you too thereby puffing up your hope/faith.

Tell me, how many times has he said hi?

To me?

blackpanda:


He speaks truth. Why does it hurt u so bad??

Ignored

simplex2:


Hian! Na by force to go heaven ni? You should be concerned if you are among the 100k and you are here trying to scope me into your imaginative heaven.

As per your God and his love, tell him to say 'hi'. Once he does, I'll start lobbying for a room self-con in heaven. Until then, leave me and my mansion in hell.

He'll meet with you soon...

It means YIMu but the u is silent. Yimu is when you twist your nose at something disgusting. No mind those guys trying to give it another meaning...

Incrizz:
I can't relate to any of the pictures.

Lol...

simplex2:
So out of over 50mil Christians in Nigeria, only about 100k will make heaven?
That's interesting, unfortunately they are not welcomed in hell because theres no space left, we agnostics and atheists have already booked all the spaces.

We'll just give them matches, firewood and fuel to go start their own hell fire somewhere else.

Thank God you know where you'll end up, so you won't say you were not aware or told. But I'll advise you to try and make heaven by turning a new leaf cos God still loves you dearly...

Lol... It's there any for that bro up there