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Programming / Re: How To Retrieve A Hacked FB Account Or Even Delete It Totally. by HammedOlanaija(m): 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2020
Use your number to reset the password
Education / Re: Fate Of Basic Medical Students After Graduation In Nigerian Universities by HammedOlanaija(m): 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2020
So now basically,if I studied physiology for example and graduated with a degree.And apparently I tend to go into teaching line to lecture after sensing and looking into the situation of the country.So are you expecting me to tell my students to all go into lecturing because the country is bad.And after it's their own reign too as a lecturer after taking my advice so as not to stay jobless will they also continue with the thread

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Education / Re: Fate Of Basic Medical Students After Graduation In Nigerian Universities by HammedOlanaija(m): 7:45pm On Apr 30, 2020
MrEgghead:
Just think outside the box. Go for your Masters or Ph.D and probably become a lecturer
No job for them in hospitals.
You are right tho but why must it be only teaching and teaching
You can imagine if everyone in BMS becomes a lecturer and the next generation and so on
Education / Fate Of Basic Medical Students After Graduation In Nigerian Universities by HammedOlanaija(m): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2020
What is the fate of Basic Medical Students after graduation in Nigerian Universities?Excluding Nursing
Let's talk about Physiology,Anatomy,Pharmacology,Biochemistry and others
What kind of job awaits these students after graduating?
Are they all supposed to go into teaching line because the system of BMS is bad in Nigeria?
Celebrities / Re: See How Davido Destroyed And Ruined His Career After Sampling Asa's Song (VIDEO) by HammedOlanaija(m): 3:33pm On Apr 30, 2020
mannieblak:
same for everybody!
If only he passed through judges in music auditions.....Pple like M.I especially will send him and his voice to grave
This life is full of dishonesty and unfaithfulness but to me it's a motivation
If he had been to auditions like x-factor,Project fame and others they will give him gold buttons straight because he don famous well he won't even try that anyway becos some of these so called judges are faithful and loyal anyway....they will crack that bald head with things like
"Music is not meant for pple like you,why don't you go into other trades"....Tell him if you sabi him say make her go audition for the first time
Wizkd went to several auditions and came back on his feet....if it was vice versa and very sure after hearing his voice(the no 1 vocalist like he named himself Lmao)
The Ghanaian pallbearers will carry everybody out with legwork Lmao
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
Tamaratonye1:

I'm just seeing this. Lmao cheesy

I've been waiting for one of you shallow pathetic keyboard warriors to fall victim, and I'm so happy you swallowed the bait like the queer dummy you are. Let me now use you as demonstration...

Let me first congratulate you on derailing your own thread grin. Lol, It's very rare to see such hilarity these days but that's what happens when the OP not only has ZERO clue about what he's yapping about, but he's also purposeless, has the IQ of a dying goat, and has too much free time to engage in meaningless squabbles that demonstrates his lack of home training and original intelligence. Your reflection must point and laugh at you every morning you wake to look at the mirror. I'd have called you a troll but I was afraid you seemed to be actually mentally impaired. I gave you the benefit of doubt even after seeing you display your crass unintelligible bile with LordReed. Am I glutton for punishment? undecided I guess you could say so.... but maybe I just can't help trying to assist a deprived minor such as yourself.

All I asked was that you display the evidence for your god. Simple smiley. You claimed atheists were close minded and I debunked that unfounded tosh. I gave you ONE JOB: to prove that the god you worship exists. Alas shame could not permit you to admit your lack of both knowledge and faith. Instead you went about hurling insults like a blinded chicken wielding a crossbow, flinging your faeces all over the place grin. You've been caught pants down - with ZERO justification for your beliefs. You're completely naive in theological matters. Your religion is shallow and empty, as even your self-righteous cosmic muppet of a god would cover his eyes in shame and disgrace at this embarrassing display of your wanton foolishness.

You even went as far as flipping my question on me, asking me to "prove that god doesn't exist" - thinking you were wise. LOL. But you only succeeded in exposing your arrogant ignorance. I suppose you have substantial proof for the non-existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, eh? You are a joke. Dundee Academy grin

You said, "Goann meet your dad,tell him to demonstrate the existence of the ancestors in your family" SMH. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You've been reduced to hiding behind your computer screen to hurl playground insults. Lol. What a pity! grin grin

HammedOlanaija, you cannot blame me for being inquisitive about the universe nau, hmmm? At least I learn valuable life lessons from the comfort of my couch while you continue to embarrass yourself without any shred of self awareness cheesy. This happens whenever you open the front door to leave your house.

All that whining and blubbering of yours makes you look like the drunkest, fattest whale in existence. Any more crying and I’ll start building an ark cheesy. You're empty. You are the visual equivalent of the sound of crushing a water bottle.

Let me give you a sincere advice (or warning) from the bottom of my heart: get sense and learn to know the truth. Don't just accept anything you're told as fact. Verify it first before jumping into conclusions undecided. It will save you from opening this chunky orangutan vomit you call a thread. It's not by force to worship a god. People who are atheists are such because they have good reasons to be. Me personally - if I ever found out a god, such as the Christian god for example, exists - I'd still not bow to worship such an insecure, malignant, emotionally abusive, genocidal, mysoginistic, infanticidal bully wink.

Some of us learn to detach from our mother's breast at a young age, some others prefer to suckle it for the rest of their lives. Stop looking for a mother/father figure to monitor and control your life, to change your panties when your piss around your life. Grow up and stop being a manchild! Accept your responsibilities like an adult and stop clinging to an imaginary god.

Thanks smiley

Oh and don't bother stressing yourself, replying to me. You'd find that awfully fruitless as I'm abandoning this alt moniker to resume with my main anyway cheesy, thus I'll never know what chimpanzee diarrhea you'll be forced to spew next. It will be like shouting at the wind cheesy. But If you feel the urge to have the last word, however, please go ahead. In the very least it will compensate for your lack of self-esteem and wittiness. Better yet, just take my advice and see how life becomes much easier....

Toodle-oo!! kiss kiss


Of course I will always reply you irrespective of what you post and besides these aide-memoiré of yours deserve a proper and a very good psychological intervention
I liked your speech anyway because you gave it your all while checking your grammar dictionaries so as not to step on thorns Lol
Referring to you as a person with distorted view is just not enough and suitable for your ignorance hierarchy

Well,talking about independent....what have you learnt about scientific living and non living system that made you conclude that the world suddenly exist from nowhere
Whereas even leaders in the field admit and denote that "nothing comes from nothing"

Law of conservation of energy state that energy can neither he created nor destroyed(Law of conversation of energy)
Thousands of spirits and ghosts walk around but still nothing still comes from nothing Lmao
I can sense where you built this tower of ignorance Lol
As stated by your senior officers Lmao
Behold,nothing comes from nothing,"universe emerged from a large scale quantum fluctuation of vacuum energy"
Remember, energy can neither be created or destroyed ooo Lol
How does this make sense to you? It's abnormal

You were even saying something about leaving one's parent at a tender age so you can be independent or something.This shows how naughty and abnormal you have live your life for years.Or technically should we say you grew up with an abusive,wicked and horror-some beings that doesn't care about your welfare.


I guess with all these characters,you never experienced what people referred to as home-training.In conclusion and adjustment to my write up....I will say you no nothing about scientific histories but tend to blow things out of your box and store of ridiculous and absurd miseries.
God is the greatest.Peace!
And one more thing
Learn islam and chose the path you wish to ride on.
Ignore muslims behavior.Like some pastors do say "listen and heed to my preachings but ignore my ways and behavior" because human ain't perfect.
Religion / Re: God: No Heaven For You! If You Have Taken Pictures(s) With Face Mask In 2020 by HammedOlanaija(m): 6:27am On Apr 29, 2020
Angel: if you don take at least a picture with face guide,
Go to hell
If you did not, go to heaven
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 6:20am On Apr 29, 2020
Emmyviva:
****Do you went****......? still don't get you
Did or Do who cares
Nah pidgin country be this
Religion / God: No Heaven For You! If You Have Taken Pictures(s) With Face Mask In 2020 by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2020
Are you going to hell or heaven? Lol
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:35pm On Apr 28, 2020
Emmyviva:
na still Ogun go kill you there...eeshu!
Omo ibo the relationship between you and Ogun now is what I don't know
Do you went to Ogun for money ritual ni Lol
Unna know say igbo like money but nah money Ogun sef dey find ooo.....no go patronize am ooo
Ogun no wey no get joy,he go just suck you dry
But if you won do confirm ritual,you can go to sango,ayilala and others Lol
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
Kenneth10110:




Your a senseless tribalist
You too your a senseless ghost hawking around with blindfold Lmao
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:56pm On Apr 28, 2020
Emmyviva:
don't mind him,,he's been patronizing the IBO oloshos..
Abi now....is it not good?Lol
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:54pm On Apr 28, 2020
HardBishop:


as smelly as she be, if she give u... make u do..... u go do.
yoruba thief.. u just comment just to lie here to justify ur selfish views. ur tribe known as potential liars and chameleons, green snake I green grass.
we Igbo hardly date ur ladies cos naturally they look ugly, demeaning in nature
Igbo thief among other igbos.....God go soon catch you
If I lie make thunder fire me but if I no lie and you dey tell me say I lie
Nnah dangote truck go tap you Lmao
I don't do shit when it comes to mating....that's the more reason why they call us Yoruba Demon
Your colleagues are on IG singing Bop Daddy Lmao
That's how we go marry all of unna girls come our area....Nah decent ones ooo
But I no say las las nah divorce go end am but weytin be my own
Me wey be say all I need nah only one babymama
After she go don divorce me because she no get that time to do her mischievous acts
I go leave am Lmao
After she don raise my kid pass 20yrs and he/she is already in university I go interfere then
By then even my kid will take me back with open hand becos i go dey send money give an
When the time come make i dey chop the fruit of my labor....I won see the bastard wey go stop me
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 7:00am On Apr 28, 2020
LordReed:


LMFAO! You are pathetic.
My friend,patronize a well trained surgeon and not all these road side ones Lol
You are dying already
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:55am On Apr 28, 2020
Tamaratonye1:

Yes. I simply plagiarised my own comment from another thread to answer your spiel. It's my own comment so I'm lost as to why youre getting your knickers in a wad over it. Besides it perfectly responds to your comment.

Honestly, I could engage in all manner of gymnastics, mocking and clowning you with your arrogant ignorance and shallow mendacity, but too much talk makes me weary.

Your reference to the Quran is as conveniently dishonest as it is lazy, and truth be told I expected nothing better from the likes of you. All you've done so far is senseless prevarications, barking insults like a blind dog - offering no significant knowledge at the end of day.

I'll take it that you are incapable of demonstrating the existence of the god you worship. And on that note, I say thee: glorious riddance to bad nonsense...
This is the very first time,I will bump into someone with a twisted brain online
How can you be so silly to ask me to demonstrate the existence of God Lmao
You have a minute brain with the size of a virus RNA.....silliness at its peak
Demonstrate God existence....Lmao
Goann meet your dad,tell him to demonstrate the existence of the ancestors in your family Lmao
This might sound as a joke or whip to you....but trust me,it's an assignment for you......perhaps you can at least sense the faultiness in papa's brain too
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:45am On Apr 28, 2020
LordReed:



LMFAO! Who is in pain but the shit gibbon who's claim to fame is how useless you are. You are a slimey scum baked worthless tadpole swimming in a sewer, dodging the diseased rats that will gladly feast on the carcass of your rotted brain.
First,I was a sewer rat Lol
Now am a tadpole Lmao
My friend your brain is malfunctioning due to the carcinogens division and multiplication in it,that's the reason why you utter jargons from that filthy beak shaped tunnel Lmao
Your cerebrum temperature is as low as 0°c and consist of foreign invaders,that pinch and bite it every 2secs.That's the more reason why you are a psycho trying to act like psychic but instead you kept on failing woefully Lmao
You are suffering from negro lethargy and showing the sign of your symptoms online is really absurd and disgusting because you only type whatever it is that comes to that worthless dish you call a brain.
Don't forget to protect that brain from sun rays....it's really toxic to minute creatures like that and will not hesitate to melt it
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:36am On Apr 28, 2020
Kenneth10110:
Nairalander is just another Forum where a yoruba man will just wake and be insulting igbos for no reason or the other does and the mods just watch and go. Its a norm
Is it that you exhausted your brain along with your data ni abi you skipped the first thread....Go back and read what I wrote before saying jargons here
Religion / Re: Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:33am On Apr 28, 2020
donbachi:
"Nigerians too go church,dem carry am for head pass people wey bring am"..fyi;all of dem don enter dat same street wey dem dey arrest preachers for constituting public nuisance.they now kneels on the streets,in the opens,asking GOD for mercy and many are still on fast.i mean,from civilized nations.and some true or fake news came out,u conclude.."na christian".u should be happy,someone died interceding for the world..wetin u don offer?
Why are you still alive? Lol
You suppose die don die now
Why your pastor no do fasting die Lol
Mumu pple
Religion / Re: Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:30am On Apr 28, 2020
shadeze:

Lol grin
Why is that mumu still alive if fasting to death is sweet.....I mean,her body was telling her,do this do that but instead she chose to kill her self.
Why their pastor no do fasting die Lol
Bunch of ignorant pple following scriptures blindly whereas it doesn't teach what they practise
Religion / Re: Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:27am On Apr 28, 2020
StandardJohn:
let her rest in pieces.
Abi oooo....what a clown!

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Religion / Re: Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:26am On Apr 28, 2020
Buliwyf:
This clown again.

A Muslim is trying to make fun of a Christian dying from fasting against Corona. Christianity makes a lot more sense than Islam. Islam is the most ridiculous belief anyone can have. And it's because of that ridiculousness that you guys threaten dissenters in your ranks with death and grievous bodily harm.
You are so insecure about your belief and your god that you resort to violence and threats of violence at the slightest disagreement.

All the religions in this world makes more sense than Islam. That's why you guys mainly attract the lowest common denominator: illiterates, terrorists and paedophiles. You better don't start what you can't finish here.
while that mind was telling her she is dying....so you don't see anything wrong with that
She could have at least break the break the oath to abstain from food and still move on with her fasting.....she killed herself simple! Lol
Even your popes in england and other countries no use hunger kill their sef
Religion / Re: Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 5:23am On Apr 28, 2020
garetz:

Is it not a better testimony for one to die fasting and praying against covid19 than for one to strap himself with bombs and blow up himself and others because he believes seven big breasted virgins are waiting for him in paradise? And BTW, if you ever hear that someone did what I just described, don't wait for the details, it's already 100% sure he is definitely a headslamming Islamic lunatic.
If committing suicide all in the name of God sweet like that.....why are you still alive Lol
Why are your pastors alive?
Mind you,muslims are not muslims....those ones you see blowing their sef up and down are prisoners of conscience.They don't know what they are doing because they were either fooled or threatened to do so.....Nah political stuff sha no loud am Lmao
For me oooo those bastards are not Muslim,because none of their prophets in the Quran did so
Back to you....why are you still aliveLol

doyenn:
Crises all over the place have been affiliated to Islam and people over the world believe it's muslims who are responsible for thi religious crises.Islam does not in any way preach violence neither does it encourage killing people in the name of religion. infact one of the greatest sins to commit is sheding of blood.the blood does not only apply to human blood but other creatures. we must shed the blood of any living creatures for no just cause.

To know the extent to which islam does not support killin,a muslim(peace keeper) must not kill any animals that he does not require to use. All animals was created to the benefit of man but this does not mean that we should kill them any how because it's created for man's use.It's a great sin to kill.

I'm saying all this because people believe it's islam that's causing the violence all over the world but i'll tell you that there is no religion that took peace the way it'suppose to. Let me explain little abot history on the emergence of violence in correlation with islam.

Prophet comes to this world with the signs as tool to preach to people as make them believe in the word of God.Moses came with miraclelous Stick,this stick can do anything you can think of. To cut it short,the unbelieve in his time were full of mytical power of miracles. In order to defeit this people and make people believe moses,he has to use his stick to perform the same as signs from God.
This thing continues to the time of Jesus,the only thing he can do then to convince people about God is to perform miracles by healing some sick. he does this whenever God want him to and people were convinced that he's truely from God.

When prophet mohammed came,the unbelievers then were warriors and powerful men.they wld fight to achieve their aims and that was why prophet's era were a war era. tell me,if you are giving an 2 options,either to worship ur king in ur village and remain in the village and worship God but out of the village. You're the type that does not want to go out of the village and didnt want to be an idol worshiper,it's going to be a fight to finish.

I'll wld be better to fight than to leave the work of God undone.if Jesus does not accept to heal those sick people then maybe he wld not have had the opportunity to preach God gosple to them because they wld not even listen to what he has to say.The same goes to Moses and others.

Prophet Muhammed has never preach violence and crises and no book of God has reveal it. He was faced with serious fight in his time and let me tell you in all the wars he's face with,he's never kill a soul believe it or not.

Find out what is responsible for all the religious crises going on everywhere instead of blaming an innocent soul. This war wld continue till the end of time because people are not ready to accept God as their God and the believer wld not fold their hands and watch the unbeliever to conquer this world.They have been doing it right 4rm the days of Adam and promise to conquer the world with their evil deed. Great islamic warrior wld not allow it continue,instead they wld evice all means to fight it to finish.

Let me and you stand and watch because there is nothing we can,this is wat the coming of Jesus is coming to attend to. Saving people(peace keepers;not christians) from this evil men.

Islam wld conquer the world when Jesus arrives again.People(christians) wld be confused as to what to practice because the Jesus they're expecting is not a christian. When you refer to followers of Jesus as christians,wld it be wise to call the master whom they followed the same thing. there are lots yet to talk about
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 8:18pm On Apr 27, 2020
Glink2018:



Omo ofo. Moto lo ma pa e.
Moto loma pa Baba eh
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 8:18pm On Apr 27, 2020
Emmyviva:
come get me away na...efulefu
Ogun lo ma pa eh Lmao
Because I no know weytin you talk
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
Vic2Ree:

LoL. See scoping
Abi now....Cos you need a magnifying lens or telescope to see the comments underneath Lmao
Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 9:55pm On Apr 26, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:

Because you prefer ibo olosho to dirty afonja oloso
Me wey stingy die
I no say dem cheap ni Lol
Those Yoruba olosho mouth don big....they will be charging you like say nah heaven you won lodge Lol

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Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2020
Glink2018:


Oni Kuure
Baba eh oo ni kure Lol

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Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 9:52pm On Apr 26, 2020
HardBishop:

no how no how, she will still look good. check h r business environs, it looks good.
no matter poor they look. she hustle me keep herself clean
Iffa hear Lmao
Iya Victory that living bushing meat���
That woman dey smell pass dung heap Lol
Person wey virus catch one of his pikin leg but think say the pikin go die
That mad woman quickly gave birth to another baby....That heartless being
Thank God say the pikin no die sha

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Romance / Re: Between Igbo And Yoruba Which People Plenty Pass For Porn Industry In Nigeria? by HammedOlanaija(m): 9:48pm On Apr 26, 2020
Emmyviva:
mumu..where is ur son? the person u claimed is ur VP. keep bowing for them,una go hear weeeeen
Who is talking about bow here Lmao
My friend this is not religion section gettaway here LMAO
Religion / Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:34am On Apr 25, 2020
LordReed:


You're just a fucking dumdum. The slurry of your putrid thoughts just continue to show your brain is a rotted and maggot infested pile of discarded menstrual pads, shit and regurgitated pap.




Take a look at the foul rubbish you wrote,Pest......
(Pain mode activated)Lol
What you need right now is just an anesthetic or analgesic drug to stop these jargons from shifting your unbalanced brain
I will recommend diazepam but if this is as a result of the carcinogen multiplication in your brain i will advice you to use tamoxifen since it's jst a mild symptoms but if symptoms person after 3days my friend get the Bleep out of that cave you live and see a doctor.Have a nice day
Buddy! Lmao
Religion / Woman Died After Fasting For 30days To Stop Corona,am 100% Sure Nah Christian by HammedOlanaija(m): 10:06am On Apr 25, 2020
I heard a news saying a woman died after fasting for 30 days to stop the Corona Virus (COVID-19) pandemic.But even without hearing the full details,am 100% sure she is a Christian.Some christians are just ignorants and doesn't know what their God want.

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