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Oboy... Well, I can relate!!

Ekakamba:
Counter-thread.


The moment I cum and come to my senses, boom! She becomes as boring a bore.

It's no news that most of us start to chase a girl with a fire so red; but then we lose interest.

This thread is designed for us to share our views on what the cause might be.

Mine: When a girl keeps interpreting my courtesy for the want of sex!!! Like seriously, can I not be nice and sweet without having sex in mind?

Please share your views

A LETTER TO MY GENERATION X

∆ Im really sick of the ethnic ways we march to the political drumming!!!

We Fight! when they tell us 'they want to see fighting'
That's nonsense, I want to see a revolution.
Youths need to risk something!
Take back what's yours!
Say something that you know
They might attack you for!!
'Cause we're sick of being treated
Like we had before.

Like we don't know that the government cater the rich and abandon the poor

Election is near, now they act like they understand us in the back of their private jets
When we can't put fuel in our generators
These 'leaders' are laughing their way to the bank and cashing their cheques
Asking you to have patience and to have some respect, to steer clear from off of the road when their sirens roar.

Last night in my bedroom thinking and I was not laughing
'Cause when it gets tense
I know what might happen
Nigeria is harsh!!
Only the bold and evil men take action
The good ones who try to react get blown into fractions
Teenagers of today is something to see;
they're sexed, cultic and drugged.. The rest are 'taken' and 'bound' only to be found incarcerated in a prison called Facebook & Instagram

Do you see?
The terrorists, they're out today.
It's ironic

At times like this you'd want to pray
But bombs blew the mosques and churches up yesterday

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die"-Isaac Harmony

Meanwhile, the leader's talk sells the youth away...
Stuttering and mumbling for National & International news to replay
And the rest of the world watching as Nigeria decays day by day
Both the unwise and the foolish go to Churches and Mosques, but what do they say?

Amen, amen, amen, amen, amen!
Amin, amin, amin, amin, amin!

JoyceMeyersFan:
People became teachers for so many reasons.... Because they couldn't get any other job, because they love teaching, to enjoy weekends and holidays, etc. If you became a teacher because it's your gift/passion and you desire to impact lives with it, drop your WhatsApp number on the comment section. I will add you to a group of teachers who are ready to sacrifice to change lives.

08036009384

Trump shall restore all that shi t

gocac:
how come northern states are very fast in verifying candidates i sense something.

the only thing to sense is your foolishness

Im getting used to the idea, more and more im liking the sound of it!

Ifakiland:
Am actually scared of marrying the wrong woman. Cos gals av a way of changing after wedding, d angelic make up filled face turns into a pimples colony early in d mrn in bed with u....den she starts getting fat, skipping baths, nagging, etc.
I'm also scared am gonna cheat on my wife...if she stops been d gal I fell in love with after wedding!

guy you and i have a lot in common

Guys this isn't funny o

PUSH1:
OK. Next

GUY YOU DON'T HAVE TO QUOTE AN ALREADY LONG EPISTLE, JUST TO WRITE 'OK NEXT' DO YOU? NEXT TIME JUST CLICK 'REPLY'

KissChris:
You a soldier?

NOPE

spynigeria.com/2016/08/12/ogun-state-speaker-adekunbi-beats-wife-coma-court-premises/

Reports making the round is that the speaker of Ogun State House of Assembly Rt. Hon. Surajudeen Adekunbi engaged his wife in a show of shame in Abeokuta, the state capital, Yesterday (Thursday). Speaker Suraju’s wife, an Officer of Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps serving in Abeokuta, is said to have approached court for a divorce against the Speaker based on family disagreement and other unresolved issues between them. According to Naija Popular, the court judgment favoured Speaker Suraju against his wife. Before anyone could know what was happening, he unleashed terror on his estranged wife to forcefully take away their daughter in front of the court. During the serious fight, he allegedly beat his wife to coma and took away their daughter. A male Officer of the Civil Defence corps who witnessed the fracas, attempted to take a snap with his phone, but Suraju ordered his security men against the officer, he was beaten mercilessly.

I'm willing to teach them voluntarily .

Such a shame.

E never see anything.

Does your church attempt to explain them? Yes? What have you been told? About the seven-heads and ten horns, winged-lion, bear, leopard with four heads, etc? WHAT DO THEY REPRESENT?

There's no difference in their services; especially the data rate?

My heart goes out to mankind and humanity as a whole.. We have thrown caution and brotherly love in the air. Sadly, things will get even worse till God's kingdom comes and washes away these pains and suffering and sicknesses and diseases and poverty and wickedness: but as it turns out, these many tribulations is causing many to lose hope.. Even in Jehovah. But lets keep up the love and faith.

Interesting! Just yesterday my post hit front page 'MY EMPLOYER ROBBED ME..' https://www.nairaland.com/2925924/employer-robbed-me-broad-daylight... A NAIRALANDER called the number I dropped on some guy's comment: promised to cash in my bank acct. However, he failed to. So I got a text requesting my acct no. to verify.. long story short! He sent me a whopping N25,000.

I tried to search his moniker using his name- got it from the alert... all for nothing. after series of texts to the number he called me with, he managed to crack; after i told him "I WANT TO TESTIFY TO NLDERS SO PEOPLE COULD LEARN THAT THERE ARE A FEW GOOD PERSONS IN NIGERIA".

He said his moniker is 'izeeqpotter'. I searched and found it. Infact I'm too excited to type. my hands are shivering and shaking. thanks l.alasticlala for FP-ing me. aside the fact that it was the first time I hit FP... AND TO TOP IT ALL, I MADE N25,000! Thanks izeeqpotter! thanks nairalanders! Thanks a million!

ramselly:
HELLO BROTHERLY, PLEASE KINDLY FORWARD YOUR ACCT DETAILS.

ACCOUNT DETAILS: FIDELITY BANK: 6170257359 DANJUMA ISAAC. MY PHONE NUMBER: 08036009384. IF YOU ARE SINCERELY HONEST, I'D BE GRATEFUL ALWAYS SIR. GOD BLESS U IN ADVANCE.. WOW. IM SPEECHLESS

ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO RIDE THIS KEKE CALLED NIGERIA FORWARD OR WILL YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WORN OUT SEATS, COLOUR OF THE LEATHER, FUEL METER ETC TODAY THIS TOMORROW THAT! ENOUGH ALREADY. ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO RIDE THIS KEKE CALLED NIGERIA FORWARD OR WILL YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WORN OUT SEATS, COLOUR OF THE LEATHER, FUEL METER ETC TODAY THIS TOMORROW THAT! ENOUGH ALREADY.

An0nimus:
Lemme try

18k-7.5k = 10.5k

You were paid #10,500. It's not fair at all. Hope you're not teaching Js1-Ss3? cause if that's the case it's sooooo not fair. Sorry man

I TEACH JS1-SS3 ENGLISH FOR THAT MATTER

lofty900:
I weep for you. Don't depend on teaching alone, after school take up private lessons for pupils at their homes.

YEA WELL, I DO THAT TOO. JUST THE THOUGHT OF THE WICKED ACT

NiceCJ:
Just forget about it, it's one of those things... its painful but that's ur means of survival now, cool down until you can get another job

SADLY BUT TRUE

Khd95:
My brother,just hold on,nd be strong,it wont last long,while u covertly look for anoda job

THANKS BRO

Frankaka8:
firstly, did u collect employment letter from her, with the pay details boldly typed in it? Hence that can be ur proof to sue her or get backups to collect ur balance. This is the height of wickedness! Afterwards, pls try other job vacancies. She ain't worth the fuss!

NO I DIDNT. SUCH SMALL SCHOOLS HARDLY ISSUE IT

I work at a small private school, started working there on the very first day of academic activities. I was promised N18,000 per month. only for the proprietor to tell me(on payday) that my cash is N7,500 short.. reason? that i was not present a week before resumption. Now can a mathematician help me do the math? is it fair? And she claims to be a pastor. Now there's so much ends I need to meet. too many necessities. after days of tedious work(teachers can you relate)? Now Im stranded here with frustration.. After paying up debts, Ive got only N120 left. on the very first day of payment

dovelike:
You'll roast me fast and deep and hard? Is that how you roast your meat? Or are you just being naughty

QUITE SO. YES. PLUS YOU'RE SUCH A GENEROUSLY PRETTY AND LOVINGLY CALM AND CUTE GIRL(SORRY, DOVE- LIKE PRINCESS. SO I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. ONCE YOU'RE AT MY GRASPING-RANGE, I'D OVER-POWER YOU, HIT U HARD AND FAST..

dovelike:
If you can catch me

SIMPLE. I'LL JUST VANISH FROM HERE WHERE I AM AND RE-APPEAR AT YOUR ROOM WITH MY UTENSILS PLUS A VIDEO CAMERA AND DO IT TO YOU FAST AND DEEP AND HARD

dovelike:
Yours is even more crazy

OH OH BUT I AM HARDLY ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO BE. BUT U, DOVE. I'LL ROAST U FOR DINNER.