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This cannot be a real video. There's a new level of desperation amongst these Gen Z. They'll do ANYTHING for the "views"
Truth is, if you're well registered on YouTube and all; if you realize how much you can make for making contents that attract viewers, you would do the same!

Alright... The song has always been nice, but there's nothing that connects the video to the lyrics.

Hmmmm the Easterners

The audacity of crime in Nigeria is sickening... What's the police doing about it anyway. The reporting is poor, no details on the why, the who, the what, the where, the when and the how.

No mother in law can live with me for up to a month for no justifiable reason. I don't stand for nonsense

Such a shame... I really can't understand why he did it. Flesh of your flesh ohhhhh, okay.😏

I just like the girl Sha... She's quite natural and simple. But I no dey vote Sha... No money 😏

Stu:pid gay boys. Why are they dressed up like women? If you like a man, then dress up as a real man and let's see how your attraction goes.

It's not a great idea publishing the steps you intend to take. All these agendas should be mentioned at the end of the case when it's been tackled.
You're simply arming your potential suspects with enough information to brace up. Anyway, good luck and don't collect bribes as we know you for.

NwaAmaikpe:




Could it have been resolved that easily?

Conspiracy theorists who are still owing Mama Kebiratu for the indomie she sold to them on credit will sit in their kiosk-like bedrooms and use borrowed airtime to say what they do not know about what they should really know about.

Inspite of the frenzy, common sense should nurture you not to believe certain things.

I see people rejoicing and I wonder how this news will affect the life of Mama Simbiatu in Obajana whose orifice needs to be tended to.

Bikonu, tell your wife to tell her friend to tell his neighbor to warn his mother that went for August meeting that NwaAmaikpe; the orgasm and heartbreak donor is still alive.

Guy you're too much

Nextdoor enemies... Neighbor ohhh

20k as ransom? Boko Haram? The story no clear

Wow

Tallesty1:

"I was in church sometime ago for the youth all-night program. It was a program where youth could discuss literally anything with pastors. You could ask any question, and the pastor or anyone else who knew the answer would answer you.

So, someone asked if people who committed suicide would make it to heaven, and almost everyone said NO.

Then I asked if Samson is in or going to hell, and the answer was NO. Seeing the confusion on my face, someone asked me if Samson committed suicide, and I said yes, which became a problem.

I told them that Samson knew he was going to die. In fact, he said, 'Let me perish with my enemies' before pulling down the building that killed him. They said I was wrong because his intention wasn't suicidal. I got even more confused and asked if taking one's life isn't suicide if the intention was noble. More confusion arose, but many people shared it.

To cause more confusion, I switched to Pidgin English. The pastor objected, saying that some things are simpler when explained in Pidgin English, and I reminded him how he had used the King James Version many times because the English adds more power to the prayer point.

He won though.

I asked the first apostle, 'What is suicide?. I want straight answers with no buts, if you have something to add you can do it later '

He replied, 'It's when a person kills himself.'

I said, 'Good, did Samson kill himself by pulling down the building or not?'

'He killed himself,' he replied.

'If an electrician doesn't wear gloves while working with electricity, isn't he trying to get himself electrocuted?' I asked.

'Yes, he is.' he responded.

'If the electric shock kills him, isn't it him killing himself?'

'Yes, he killed himself.'

'Then why do we call it an accident instead of suicide?'

' '

'Exactly.'

I told them that if suicide victims are going to hell, then a lot of Nigerians will be there because many who died from accident or the other were actually suicide victims. An electrician working without safety gear is suicidal, a driver speeding on a bad road is suicidal, a bike rider using one hand at high speed is suicidal, using a faulty car instead of fixing it is like wanting to kill yourself. If you have diabetes but eat anything that comes your way, it's the same thing. If your spouse consistently abuses you physically, knowing it could kill you, and you stay, it's the same thing, etc.


Don't tell me I was wrong; I know I wasn't completely correct, but my points presented a strong argument, and I enjoyed it. You should have seen their faces when I said that suicide was a brave act nah that one force them to collect their mike.

My only problem now is... Why did I even open this page? 🤢🤢🤢
I can never unsee this rotten shit!!!
Jeeezz. My hatred for them just escalated

Jennyclay:
Two things are involve here. It’s either you’re chatting with yourself or you’re cursed with the spirit of poverty .

Ordinary 3k you should have sent to her would have stopped you from disgracing your broke linage on a public forum like this.

Did she pull a gun on your broke head If you don’t have money, just tell her poverty is about to send you to your early grave and I’m very sure she would understand rather than coming her to disgrace yourself.

Shame on you!! Big shame!!

mother fuckinggg orphans at it again... Beg babe, beg. Lazy and lousily entitled bunches

I have a feeling that this Tinubu might not do badly ohhhhh
Considering the much dislike for him... But then, what do I know?

And it's a front page material,🤔

I actually ROTFL at... "Woke up and found her on top... Straddling" and her DNA found all over his penis 😂🤣😂🤣

NoahHadNoArk:
read my moniker

Perfect timing 👌

Manchester United's cup
Arsenal will quickly drop off the league

These heartbreaking pictures sha 🤨

So of all pictures na this sexy (2nd one) picture them come out. People won't take it seriously na 😡
It'll make it seem like she's a runs girl 😏

The owner is lucky ohhhh... Them for just dismember the car and resell the parts within 24hours

The thing is so disgusting. Shameless orphans

herkeem:
Another one....

Yeah... Thanks.

you're the Ol'Gee!!!

Johnholmes:
Make I shake table small

She probably used kayan mata to re virginize her kitty....
Kayan mata causes chemical vaginitis to simulate virginity by constricting the vaginal opening and likely the vaginal canal ...

How you will know a fake (kayanmata ) virgin is by the following :

1) they will bleed more than normal and will be in very severe pains because you will actually be creating a wound for her during sex

2) on repeat re entry ,the vagina will open up to it's real wide size( like In Your case

3) the opening of the vagina ,and the inner walls ,will feel rough on your joystick because of the scarification caused by the "kayan mata"

Ladies are upping their game these days so we guys have to update our info too

Na.... It's nothing serious, she just had a small drink pour on her laps so she excused herself to his bathroom and washed the pants. Nothing much

ganisucks:
This is uncalled for. You can still air your opinion without resulting to bashing and name calling. The fact is everyone has had their fair share of ups and downs.

why shouldn't they call out and bash the beggar who is still licking the ass, that has been shitting on him? He's a useless fo.ol, to say the least

Why didn't he turn on the safety?? That's the first thing you learn from the training

It's only common with the whites... But now the blacks are joining the bandwagon