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ndidibabe:
A fine clean guy that cannot afford to subscribe for a cable TV will at least watch in a very cool bar with a drink( water, soft drink or alcohol) and not in that thrash they call viewing centre.

Nigerians, talking down others since 1960

cooltobex:
You mean you are a Liverpool fan?! Good! One of the few sane football lovers in Nigeria (like me), unlike those noise-making blueish guys. YNWA. Stay in Lagos?

Yeah. I do, you?

Lovexme:
You're definitely not much of a football fan.

YNWA means You'll Never Walk Alone.

A phrase peculiar to Liverpool fans and well-wishers.

The shortcode is what I dont know

EMEzzy:
And you said you are a Liverpool fan?

The shortcode is what I dont know. You will never walk alone.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Liverpool for life,dnt worry when u get married,you start watching at home!

Thank you jare

ndidibabe:
Fine girl watching football in a wooden viewing centre? That is very un-fine-girl.

If a fine clean guy can watch match there, why cant a fine girl do the sane

EMEzzy:
YNWA

Whatever that means

xtervaganza:
fine girl? Where u wan steal am?

I fine and I know am

Tapout:
**reads no.6&7, smh while walking out of thread with my hands crossed behind my back, thinks silently**no wonder many of them die before their time

abi, no wonder many of them are forever happy

Segadem:
I'm proud to be a Chelsea fan, u know " the shouting side are the winning side".

One funny thing is that when I walk into the viewing center to watch my dear Liverpool, everyone will be like, "Fine girl watching ball" which is normal but the crazy Chelsea fans keep making noise to get my attention, its really annoying. At the end of the match they wanna engage me in a quick chat and I will be like, Who's this thug?

Ok

Segadem:
Yepaaaaah!!! looserfool FC.and that one no dey break ur heart?

Chelsea fans: Making noise and causing trouble since the days of Makelele

I watch just one team and thats LIVERPOOL FC. Super eagles are gonna break me into pieces

I read a post here yesterday that reads "Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy And Introvert Guy" and I was like 'WT* '.... Okay, this is a counter thread. I have a knack for creating counter threads.

I have so many reasons why I should date an outgoing and extrovert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we are somehow drawn to the extrovert guy without really knowing why we do. Have you dated an extrovert guy? If you have not, you are really missing. I am dating one and am enjoying it.

1. They are confident: Gosh, I hate non-confident men. Extrovert guys have good self esteem, no one can push them aside or talk them down, and because of this, people's opinion of their lover dont matter one bit. If they love you, they will show it to the whole world and you will see it in him that he is so proud to have you in his life. The introvert guy will never show you to the world.

2. He make you blush, he is romantic: Us ladies need compliment 98% percent of the time, and one sure way to get it is to date the extrovert guy. He is so quick to notice your new airdo, your new dress and he will spit it out immediately. He stores your name with "my baby boo" on his phone, you are the screen saver on his laptop and gadgets, he posts your photos on his facebook wall. He tells you how much he loves you every time, he compliments you always. You are never sure what the introvert thinks about your looks, you will forever be left in doubt of whether he loves you or not

3. Who says extrovert guys cheat?: Lailai, he doesn't, and if he does or tries to, his everly opened mouth will not allow him to keep it; it will show in his actions, that way you will be able to curb it. The introvert will cheat on you and for a hundred years you will not know.

4. There is never a dull moment with an extrovert guy: Funny is his second name. He will make you laugh so much you forget your sorrows, he doesn't bore you. He tells you interesting stories when you need to hear them. You will always want to be around him. The introvetish guy will bore the hell out of you.

5. He goes extra-mile to make you happy: One sure way to know how much a man loves you is his ability to make you happy even when happiness is far from being reached. This sweet guy will do anything in his power to see a smile on your face.

6. He buys you things, he gives you money, he takes good care of you: If he has just 5k, he doesn't mind buying you a 3k jeans just to make your day. He is never stingy. When he has money you will know because he will want to spend on you. He even spends for your friends and younger siblings. This good trait makes you want to help him when he is down on cash. I have had to go an extra mile for my guy just to raise him on cash because of what he has sacrificed for me.

7. He is a good bedmathician: He is so open that he has discussed sex with his friends a countless times, and by so doing he has figured out how to last long and make you happy in bed. Yes, he is damn good in bed, whispering romantic words into your hears while he does it gently, lasting at least 30 min at a stretch and making you come in the process.

Where to find an extrovert guy:

In School:
Extrovert guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them in the middle of your classroom making people happy and laugh. While the introvert stays put in the class after lecture, you will find him outside with his friends gisting. And yeah, he loves sport. You will find him playing lawn tennis, football or basketball. Oooh, How I love the sportsman in my boyfriend.

In The Church:
These charming, sweet dude is very easy to spot in the church. He comes out to give testimonies, he dances makosa and shoki while giving offering, brethren are always around him, you see them calling him everywhere, 'bro kay', 'bro kay', 'bro kay'. He is the youth leader, the choir master, he plays the guitar and drums, he leads praise and worship, he speaks thunderous tongues, and when its time to fall under anointing, you will find him rolling on the floor, lolz.

On The Street: That guy that is always shining his teeth and smiling always on your street is extrovert and he is so sweet

I do not need to tell you how to spot these charming guy. When you see him his charm will speak for him

With all the analysis above, I think these guys are meant for each other.

The image below explains what Naija politics is and what our politician will do to get election in 2015. Its kinda hilarious but rings a loud bell

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Yes, google has just restored www.lindaikeji..com but the multimillionaire blogger has gotten a new domain for herself at www.lindaikejionline.com

Haters gonna hate but God pass them. Hurraaay!

She also confirmed it on her facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/lindaikeji

and twitter: https://twitter.com/lindaikeji/

taiyesoul:
This woman no set @ all

Her cute smiles makes her look stunning

Yes, google has just restored www.lindaikeji..com but the multimillionaire blogger has gotten a new domain for herself at www.lindaikejionline.com

Haters gonna hate but God pass them. Hurraaay!

She also confirmed it on her facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/lindaikeji

and twitter: https://twitter.com/lindaikeji/

That guy is a sadist

I just checked now...Her blog is back. I am happy for her. Haters, go jump off the cliff.

Sijioke:
imagine the rubbish she just said.

Please sir, how is it rubbish? I stand to be corrected

Covenant University Students Builds Wonder Cars, Napep

https://www.nairaland.com/1935508/covenant-university-students-builds-wonder

More photos

I was at the Canaanland yesterday and before the end of the service, Oyedepo announced what wonders the covenant university students are performing.

The red colour car is built to use power generator set which will make it reduce fuel usage. It will use just 1 litre of fuel per 60 kilometer. The ash colour car is fantastically built with three powerful batteries that will make it store power and re-use later, much like an inverter

The keke napep is very beautiful too, it can reverse.

Below are the pictures.

zizazizu: Western Media are built for Western Propaganda, not African Propaganda. As long as news emanating from the "Dark Continent" is not dark and disturbing, it isn't news. Of all that was reported in the last two weeks of unbelievable military victories in the Boko Haram war, only that of the mistaken release of our girls was on the news and then, it was because we failed.

Your comments makes a lot of sense, but sorry your username doesnt.

Am I the only who is noticing this? I am a frequenter of Yahoo, BBC and CNN. None of these media giants seems to be publishing anything about Nigeria's victory over the Boko guys. The only news on Boko Haram on Yahoo as at the time of filing this, reads "Is Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau alive or dead?" The news tells us that they are in doubt of the victory. There is currently no Boko Haram news on CNN and BBC. But if its about the Boko guys bombing cities and churches, they will flood their websites with the bad news

Is it that they are not happy we are winning the war or what?

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, founder of the Believers Loveworld Ministries, also known as Christ Embassy, has suspended one of his pastors in Lagos, Michelle Okojie, for her “subversive activities.”

According to a statement read during Sunday's service by Ray Okocha, the church’s Secretary General, Pastor Michelle Okojie had been visiting church members in private and slandering the ministry.


“It has come to our attention that Pastor Michelle Okojie has been visiting church members in private and slandering the ministry, engaging in subversive activities that are
against the scriptures.”

Citing Bible passages from Romans 16:17-20 and Titus 3:10 wherein Christians were told to “watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles,” the church warned every member of the congregation to stay away from Ms. Okojie.

“The church is not a social club where you can walk in and walk out at will and live disorderly. Pastor Michelle is hereby suspended from the fellowship. Avoid her. Do not fellowship with her. Do not try to counsel her or receive counsel from her. All you can do is direct her to her pastor. Do not be a partaker of another man’s sin.”

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome also enjoined his congregation to refrain from speaking against a man of God. Mr. Oyakhilome described a man of God – as different from a preacher – as one who had been given a revelation from heaven.

“To speak against the man of God is to bring a curse on yourself and your children. When you hear people speaking against a man of God, move away from there. Men of God don’t just talk. When they speak, God is forced to move.”

Sunday’s service was Mr. Oyakhilome’s first appearance to the Lagos branch since the news of his divorce broke last month, and he meticulously stayed away from discussing the saga. He had conducted the service via a telecast from the branch in Pretoria, South Africa.

Copied from http://www.kemifilani.com/2014/09/oops-chris-oyakhilome-suspends-female.html

Dannylux: The first couple on your list are aliens to my knowledge though. The rest of your stuff seems legit.

You are probably not a Nigerian then

Saw this on Linda Ikeji just now
If you visit the site www.sahareporters.com, the below is what you will see:

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They just released the below statement:
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Just wondering why you spent so much time to spew this gibberish

I cant just imagine. You won kill me with heart heart attack?