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RomanceRe: When The Husband Cooks Better Than The Wife? by handysuzy(f): 11:58pm On Sep 12, 2014
It really doesnt matter. If the hubby is better, he can help the wife become as good as himself or even better
CelebritiesTop 5 Most Enviable Couples In Nigeria by handysuzy(op):
5. Tunde and Wunmi Obe

Showbiz couple, Tunde and Wunmi Obe, popularly known as TWO, are all-round entertainers who have carved a niche for themselves with their peculiar kind of music. They are also believed to be entertainment industry’s most popular celebrity couples. How they have managed music, home-front and how they have been able to sustain their marriage 26 years on, amidst celebrity marriage woes is still a mystery to many. They have three children, Modesayo, Ricardo and Andrew Obey.

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4. Tuface and Annie Idibia
These lovebirds were one of the sweet shock that happened to the Nigerian entertainment a year ago. With rumors hovering around them about other women interfering in their lovelife, coupled with Tuface’s other children from other women, many didn’t think anything good could come out of their ‘zion’. Today, life couldn’t be sweeter for these two. They are both growing in love each day, solving their issues privately and many more. They have two kids.

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3. Omotola Jalade and Captain Mattew Ekeinde

You will agree with me that we can not get enough of this couple. The couple recently celebrated their 18th wedding anniversary.

Omotola Jalade was born on 7 February, 1978 in Lagos. She grew up in a family of five: her parents (both deceased now) and two younger brothers, Tayo and Bolaji Jalade. Her husband Matthew is a pilot and ten years her senior. They met when she was just 16, while he was 26, and he proposed two years later.

In 2001, the couple held a white ceremony on board of a plane while flying from Lagos to Benin, with close family and friends present. In 1997, Omotola gave birth to their first daughter. Together, the couple have four children, Princess, M.J., Meriaih and Michael Ekeinde.

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2. Goodluck and Patience Jonathan

Yes, these duo are the president and first lady of our dear nation, Nigeria. They have been faced with many challenges not only personally (like every couple), but also with issues concerning our nation and have still found a way to be there for each other, thus making them one of the most admired couple in Nigeria.

These two have been referred to as Nollywood’s most celebrated couple. They have shown it that an actor and actress can actually have a great married life together without all the dramas that constitute many young married couples in the industry these days. They have been married for 27years and they are still waxing strong. Ask him how he met his wife, Olu Jacobs will tell you a hilarious tale of how her wife hissed at him at the first approach.

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1. Olu Jacobs and Joke Silver

Do you think this list is fair enough? Or you have your own opinion of other couples that should have made this list and are not there? Do share in the comment section below.

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Copied from http://www.naij.com/289346-top-5-enviable-couples-nigeria.html
Christianity EtcThe Synagogue Church Releases Official Statement Concerning Collapsed Building by handysuzy(op): 10:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) has confirmed in an official statement that a building collapsed today (killing several people), stating that rescue operation is currently taking place. Find their statement after the cut...


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According to the statement, the church auditorium is not affected. Praise the lord

Copied from http://lindaikeji..com/2014/09/scoan-confirms-building-collapse-says.html
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot To Contest For Lagos House Of Assembly by handysuzy(op): 12:00am On Sep 12, 2014
Asoozy: You make valid points. However you seem to have disregarded the fact that none of the aforementioned is seeking political relevance by virtue of their origin. Becoming a house of assembly rep necessitate you to exhibit your indeginous affiliation. Elliot though qualifies by his half Yorubaness has not convinced me that he is Yoruba at heart or in deed. He is more ibo to me and if the few responses on this thread are anything to go by, many didn't even know he was Yoruba to start with. Hence, he may just have lost legitimacy in the eyes if the voters that truly matter. I'm talking about the omo Ekos here.
I agree with the fact that many do not know him to be a Yoruba man hence they will see him as a corn artist, a charlatan. But the unchangeable truth is that he is a Yoruba man by blood. And that many dont know him as a Yoruba man will not make him Igbo; He is Yoruba because is father is Yoruba. Where I think he got it wrong was his non association with Yoruba people since coming into the limelight as a movie pro.

I will go to sleep now. It is unlady-like to be awake at this time of the morning save for study cases. Goodnight.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot To Contest For Lagos House Of Assembly by handysuzy(op): 11:43pm On Sep 11, 2014
Asoozy: Let's agree to disagree. To me, he is ibo. Moreso, if he is capitalising on his nollywood fame, he had better be relying on the 90% ibo votes as Yoruba movie fans will vote 9ice an Ogbomosho man before voting a supposed Yoruba man who acts more ibo.

How many times have you heard the man speak Yoruba or even acted In Yoruba movies?

He is just a charlatan. Take advantage of his half Yorubaness because Yorunaland is progressing while on the other hand he had milked his Igbo side to his Yoruba detriment.
The fact you have never heard him converse in Yoruba language doesnt make him any less a Yoruba man, and as for his movie roles, any actor can chose where they deem best for them to fit in. Ramsey Nouah is also Yoruba from Ondo state and you barely see him in Yoruba movies or speak the language. Kelvin Ikeduba is purely an Igbo guy, delta-igbo I guess, yet he acts in only Yoruba movies and I have never heard him speak his native language. Mercy Aigbe is Edo yet she acts in Yoruba movies only and speak the language fluently. Desmond we all know speak only English. I have never heard him speak Yoruba nor Igbo
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot To Contest For Lagos House Of Assembly by handysuzy(op): 11:20pm On Sep 11, 2014
Asoozy: I know that he claims that his father is Yoruba but Elliot is not a very well known name in Lagos. One thing is certain and that is he is not Awori so probably from a family of slave returnee or creole. He has shot himself in the foot by embracing his Igbo side when it suited him in neglect of his Yoruba origin so he should not be allowed to take all by some claim of half lagosianism.

He is more ibo than Yoruba, end of!
I know of Lagosians with the names: Benson, Da Silva, Bernard, Coker, Fernandez, Peterside et al, all Yorubas. Desmond is Yoruba and he is more of Yoruba than Ibo.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot To Contest For Lagos House Of Assembly by handysuzy(op): 10:54pm On Sep 11, 2014
Asoozy: His name don already disqualify him. He better revert back to his Yoruba last name.

Moreso he is half Igbo.

Yeye dey smell so now he remembers his real first name? When he needed to get into nollywood he discarded his Yoruba identity so as to be accepted fully into the ibo industry.

Nonsense and alubosa!
His father is Yoruba while his mother Igbo, as for his surname, I think he is a Lagosian, so am not surprised.
PoliticsDesmond Elliot To Contest For Lagos House Of Assembly by handysuzy(op): 10:06pm On Sep 11, 2014
This is a LIB exclusive. Actor and movie producer Desmond Elliot is contesting for Lagos State House of Assembly in 2015 under the APC. Some of you may not know this, but Desmond is from Lagos state. See what he plans to do when elected into office after the cut...

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Source: http://lindaikeji..com/2014/09/pics-actor-desmond-elliot-to-contest.html
RomanceRe: Your View About Girls That Wear Waist Beads by handysuzy(f): 7:58pm On Sep 09, 2014
quincie: Lol... #RedFlag means that thin on ur mind... Waist chain (nt beads) is a big turn on for me (xpecially white Gold) #Cleared#
Ok. I see
RomanceRe: Your View About Girls That Wear Waist Beads by handysuzy(f):
quincie: Its only one thin that can rescue my girl frm been banged anytime my hand touches it.... #RedFlag
Big turn on for me
Please clarify yourself more. Redflag? and its also a turn on
HealthRe: Ebola: Access Bank Provides Sanitizer For Customers Entering The Banking Hall by handysuzy(f): 11:35pm On Sep 08, 2014
anonimi: I am sure that is why you do not read and wait for the Lord to pass your exams for you.
And why you do not work yet expect to earn a living from some FOOLISH person who has worked hard and sweated to come and "divinely bless" your lazy bum shocked
Also why you would advise a farmer not to plant anything and at harvest time go to his farm to harvest angry

You better read your Bible very well sad
Hey, take it easy nau, no hard feelings. I offend you?
HealthRe: Ebola: Access Bank Provides Sanitizer For Customers Entering The Banking Hall by handysuzy(f): 5:39pm On Sep 08, 2014
Except the lord watch over a city, they that watch over it do so in vain.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Dating In A Godly Relationship by handysuzy(f): 5:31pm On Sep 08, 2014
snadguy007: Your opinion ma'am
Let me keep shut lest I get reprimanded.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Dating In A Godly Relationship by handysuzy(f): 3:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
Okay. Following
RomanceRe: Edited by handysuzy(f): 2:43pm On Sep 08, 2014
sholasholala: What a joke.
Of course, it must be a joke
Christianity EtcRe: How Seed Sowing Is Tearing Marriages Apart In Christ Embassy by handysuzy(f): 11:48pm On Sep 07, 2014
I am following
RomanceRe: How Do You Cope When Your Partner Is On Nairaland by handysuzy(op): 10:48pm On Sep 05, 2014
ShirelleBaby: y do I have this feeling that u said the above just cus he has seen this and u don't want problems-dear PM me the matter lemme post on ur behalf#just joking oh-but ur above quote isn't true and u know it
Its true. I'm proud to have him and him me. He's so nice his sisters told me they wished they married a man like him. The sight of him makes me laugh. I'm someone who loves the sense of humour in a guy. I was in his house one day with his friends, he made us laugh so much everyone was crying. I have a nice and funny guy, what else do I want? And I am not saying this because he might read it, I mean it.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 11:01pm On Sep 03, 2014
RuudNisterooy: I already figured as much ma'am.

Yeah, NL is one very fantastic place to chill out. Even when you're not in the mood to join in the numerous convos here, one can easily read the comments on threads and feel better.

.....And besides one gets to meet many wonderful people everyday.
Yeah, exactly. Before I became a registered member, I had been frequenting the forum just reading through threads and comments. I am actually really happy I made frontpage twice in 2 days. One yesterday and this one.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 10:51pm On Sep 03, 2014
RuudNisterooy: HandySuzy!!! What a moniker!

After reading the replies of the first two guys on this thread, i could only manage a smile. That's becos those guys vividly put my thoughts into writing.

From somwhere up there, in this post it sounds like you're taken(that sounds really bad). Don't know what hit me, or possessed me after reading this.

Don't take things too seriously tho , even I cannot understand sometimes if i'm joking or not. wink

Your no.2 makes so much sense. Some girls are just so childish, going after looks(as a priority) in a guy.
I am taken o, and the guy is even a nairaland member. He persuaded me to join and am loving it.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 10:43pm On Sep 03, 2014
InvertedHammer: /
Interesting!

But why the name @ handysuzy?

As in...you are good at hand job?

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I dont seem to get you. What do you mean?
HealthRe: Nigeria To Receive Favipiravir Ebola Drug From Japan by handysuzy(f): 8:41pm On Sep 03, 2014
buskie13: which help have you rendered to Nigeria since you were born.......I don't know if common since is really commonhuh
Lol at bolded
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 9:26am On Sep 03, 2014
EejaNla01: ma'am am also confused on that,i think a lady is supposed to avoid wetness in other to avoid reaching d "Point of no going back" abi wetness doesn't mean time for action?
We ladies are a bit different from guys. When a guy is hard its very hard to call himself to order, but a lady can be wet and still maintain she doesnt want to go down. All a girl need sometimes is just some kisses and little handling.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 9:52pm On Sep 02, 2014
Danhumprey: @bolded,Ooops! I think I'm lost. Care to explain?wink
If you peruse it deeply, you'll ferret it out.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 9:50pm On Sep 02, 2014
samuelson06: I think you are good. The fact that you can identify all these means you are. The problem with most girls is that they don't even see doing any of them to be wrong. Poor girls cry
Hmmm. I am flattered.
RomanceRe: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op):
impactz: At least some girls are different... just like Handysuzy(f)
Dont be so quick to judge bro. That I came up with this doesnt make me a saint. I am not saying 'am a bad girl though.
RomanceSome Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by handysuzy(op): 8:49pm On Sep 02, 2014
Call it a counter thread if you must

I just don't know why many of us indulge in these irritating behaviors

1. Asking a guy you just met for recharge card
This is very annoying. It makes you look cheap. A guy met you in the afternoon, gave you a call in the evening and you are already asking
him to send you a recharge card. Trust me, that guy can never respect you. He might eventually send you the recharge card, but the only thing on his mind would be to sleep with you once or twice and get rid of you.

2. Judging a guy by his looks
I believe guys should be the ones that should be hell bent on beauty and physical appearance. Dont fall for a guy chiefly because he looks good physically. You need to access his acumen, sense of judgment, level-headedness, dreams etc. What makes a good guy is by far more than just looks.

3. Having sex with a guy the day you met him
This is uncalled for. You automatically lose some respect if you allow this guy to get down with you the first day you met him. Little kisses here and there and some cuddling would do, if you are tempted, let him feel your boobs just to get yourself wet. The longer you make a guy wait, the more he will appreciate you and value your body. No one values what he gets easily.

4. Pouting of lips to take a selfie
Do we have to do this? Its so disgusting. Okay fine, I am guilty of this too and am going to stop. Every picture of a girl on facebook shows her pouting her lips to look pretty. This doesn't make us look prettier; it only make us look childish. I didnt realise it makes me look like a kid until my boyfriend told me 5 days ago.

5. Manipulating a guy to over spend for you on a date.
Because he looks rich and came to the eatery in a car makes you feel you can drain his pocket abi. This instantaneously tells the guy that you are a hungry girl and from a very poor background. Cant you just order for just one ice cream or a soft drink and be fine with this cool dude. Even if you do not like him, do not do this. Trust me, the guy will never call you again and if he does he only wants to get laid just once. The worst is taking your friend along so that you can both finish him.

6. Forcing yourself on a guy that doesn't give a damn about you
If a guy likes you, he will show it. Dont you ever force yourself on a guy. You can indicate some green lights but don't force yourself on him. If you do he will treat you like shit. I have read some post here on Nairaland telling girls how to woo a guy. Dont try it. There are a million subtle ways to make him see that you like him than forcing yourself on him and asking him out outrightly.

7. Keeping too many boyfriends
Cant we just be cool with one guy we love? 8 boyfriends equals to 8 dicks. Jesus Christ! How many guys are combing you?

8. Excessive Make Up
Excessive make up make us look like masquerades, ojuju calabar like Tiwa Savage. Trust me, guys dont like girls with excessive make-ups. I have heard guys say it more than a thousand times how much they hate excessive make up on ladies. Look natural and if you must apply make ups, make it very lite.
RomanceRe: Ladies Is This Your Kind Of Guy by handysuzy(f): 7:27pm On Sep 02, 2014
Lailai...You won kill me?
HealthRe: Nigeria To Receive Favipiravir Ebola Drug From Japan by handysuzy(f): 2:59pm On Sep 02, 2014
Nigeria-seeking for help since october 1 1960
HealthRe: Expect More Ebola Virus Cases In Nigeria – FG by handysuzy(f): 2:57pm On Sep 02, 2014
Olorun mi, oju re da. Wa she anu fun wa.
RomanceRe: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by handysuzy(op): 2:56pm On Sep 02, 2014
caseless: they should learn to accept who they are and , not wanting to be wat d society wants them to be. Who does not like how fat ppl look should change their look if he/she can. Or the fat gals can watch their diet and head to the gym straight to help themselves.
Btw, are u size 18?
I have a profile picture.
Jokes EtcRe: 15 People Who Are Dumber Than You (and Everyone Else) by handysuzy(f): 2:24pm On Sep 02, 2014
I am not silly

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