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ourkobo:
I never still get myself
Isn't this stupidity?

From BFFG FB this thing enter NLAND?

harbdulrasaq88:
President Buhari celebrates educational achievement with his graduate children-Zahra, Yusuf and Halimat.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-president-buhari-with-his.html

Na now them just de graduate? wey people don graduate finish?

lewispius:
2. Wearing short socks underneath your trousers


It’s a total No No to wear short socks. The right thing to do is to wear socks that go way up tp your calves, so when you sit, your skin remains invisible.

I refuse to agree with this number. Haba! … a times some nonsense makes sense. shikena.

Its called style

ForeverYoung197:
Lol. That ass never regretted on dumping me. He's always so boastful.

No I actually changed

ForeverYoung197:
My ex. He's here. He's very active but in different section.

Hi Ex.

Hi Baby, yeah am here. Although I still regret dumping you tho. I still wish we could get back together again baby. ^_^

EverestNwatu:
Not at all o.

Lol ehn no wahala nau. Ever commented on your post on BFFG

nairalanddotorg:
Nurses are often commended for having
‘the patience of a saint’, for our
bottomless supply of kindness and
willingness to work all the hours under
the sun… of course, it’s never quite as
simple as it seems.

Nurses are human too, and just like
everyone else, little things we hear
every day can get under our skin. When
we hear them a few too many times, it
starts to itch…
So, just what should you never say to a
nurse?

1. ‘So why didn’t you become a doctor?’

Never say this to us. Never. Whether
you’re trying to imply that we’re smart
enough to make it through medical
school, or the opposite… it doesn’t
matter.
Nursing and medicine are two
completely different jobs and trust us,
we wouldn’t be nurses if we didn’t want
to be.
We’re definitely not in it for the money,
anyway – not when the Government is
giving us a 1 per cent pay rise and
keeping 10 times as much as that for
themselves…

2. ‘Nurses just help the doctors out,
right?’

No, not quite.
Doctors make decisions based on the
information we give them because we’re
around our patients the whole time,
monitoring them, talking to them,
observing them, whereas doctors nearly
always have somewhere else to be and
something else to do.
It isn’t that we help the doctors, it’s that
we make it possible for the doctors to
do their jobs at all.
When something goes wrong… who do
you think is going to be next to you
first?

3. ‘What’s happening to…?’

Think about it for a moment. Would you
want us to go telling your neighbour all
about your medical care? I doubt it.
Please don’t ask us: we can’t possibly
explain, and having to tell you that is
slightly embarrassing… if not for you,
then definitely for us.

4. ‘Can you score me…?’

Just because you’ve seen Gregory
House mainlining vicodin like it’s water,
and Nurse Jackie slipping oxycodone
into her scrubs pockets… doesn’t mean
that’s what healthcare professionals
can actually get away with.
Not to mention the fact that it’s more
than just a little bit illegal. (Yes, we
watch those shows too. Apparently, we
just can’t get enough of it…)

5. ‘Anyone can be a nurse.’

Yep, anyone can make it through a
numeracy exam and a formal interview
before even being offered a place at
university.
And anyone can to get through three
years of university education, spending
50 per cent of their course doing the job
of a nurse, while collecting a bursary
that might barely add up to a third of a
qualified nurse’s salary.
16 things only student nurses will
understand
And anyone can do that while also
writing essays and revising for exams,
before getting character references to
prove they are in fact a good enough
person to enter this workforce that’s
being cut left, right and centre despite
the opposite being needed.

6. ‘I mean, all you do is empty urine
bags and bring dinner, right?’

Well, no – there’s also the handling of
controlled drugs, measuring what your
vital organs are up to, looking out for
things going wrong. And if they do,
knowing what to do about it if there’s
no doctor around.
Someone will be watching over you
24/7, making notes, ensuring that
everything is documented so that no
matter who’s in charge of the next shift,
everybody knows how well you’ve been,
how well they should expect you to be,
and how quickly to react if something
seems to be changing.
If there was one right thing said on
Nurse Jackie, it was this: ‘Doctors
diagnose. Nurses save lives.’
Sure, the doctors do a lot of hard work.
But they make their decisions based on
what we tell them.

7. ‘What’s taking so long?!’

Any number of things: the other patients
that you’re here on the ward with. A
phonecall from a concerned family
member. A visitor asking if they can
take their relative off the ward for some
fresh air and a coffee.
Making notes about your care.
Concentrating on making sure I don’t
give someone the wrong kind of drug or
the wrong amount.
Again, our job is far more complicated
than it probably looks!

8. ‘Hellooooo, nurse!’

Yes, yes, the sexy nurse trope. We
know. But really?
Our uniform looks like pyjamas, and
we’ve just been cleaning your urinary
catheter.
Even if it wasn’t gross professional
misconduct to have a fling with a
patient who thinks we’re hot… we
probably don’t feel terribly attractive in
scrubs, and it’s very unlikely we’ve got
a thing for someone who we’ve seen in
that situation…

9. ‘Do you only date doctors?’

Whilst I’m sure it’s true that some
nurses get into relationships with co-
workers, those nurses who do feel
they’ve got the time and energy for a
relationship almost certainly don’t want
to be going home to someone they see
at work…
Who wants to hear about medicine over
breakfast, lunch AND dinner?

10. ‘Why don’t you just smile?’

We work long hours, we listen to the
things on this list every day, constantly
feeling like our profession isn’t
respected at all, and it’s been days
since we properly sat down with our
families.
We’re overworked and short-staffed,
and sometimes, we just want to sit
down and cry. But we keep on keeping
on…

11. And lastly… ‘I’m just a nurse…’

Yeah, that’s right. This one goes out to
all the other nurses out there.
If there’s one thing I hate hearing more
than anything else, it’s nurses putting
themselves down.
Exhausted nurse sums up what many
NHS workers think of Jeremy Hunt
We slog all hours of the day, we do the
seven-day-service that the government
is trying to ‘introduce’, we work hard for
our patients and their families and
carers, and we work weird shift patterns
that interfere with our social lives.
It’s very possible that, in order to
ensure other people have the best lives
they can, we miss our own kids growing
up.
We are never ‘just a nurse’. We are
amazing!



Source:http://
metro.co.uk/2015/07/29/11-things-
you-should-never-say-to-a-
nurse-5314394/

This niggas post been flooding front page lately

EverestNwatu:
Ovoko. Nice meeting u tho

Lol you sure say you recall?

EverestNwatu:
Lol, whats ur fb name?

Ranchhodas Chanchad Rastogi

Mehn av gat many saved pages o

EverestNwatu:
Who art thou?

All the way from FB bruh. Your moniker didn't change.

vizkiz:
Oh really? That is great news!






Ode buruku

Don't go and look for a way to beg God so you can get a husband, be saying our son there. Wizkid whey no get plan for you...some girls are so dumb


"Wizkid shops for our son"...ha! Aye mi

If not their son. Then whose son?


You sef?

Ptoocool:
Triplet ke, for Bubu's administration?

God go help u cater for 'em o but I'll suggest you give two out,,

Mumuni

EverestNwatu:
we all should just die, let this wicked world come to an end.

Everestu ogini ki ne me ebaa?

Daraph:
Thank you.

emmyw:
Seriously, if your day is not good for you, just back off and don't pick on me.

Daraph:
Thank you.

emmyw:
Seriously, if your day is not good for you, just back off and don't pick on me.

#Pls reply nau
ankzBae( m): 10:46am
Plz I need advice on this
I applied unizik on a bid to study MBBS . . when I
checked my JAMB score its 218 I got, now I want
to apply for a change of course and institution
UDUS. . Buh I want to know my chances, coz
there's something I observe that if you applied for
a change of course and institution that the school
won't consider due to the fact that I didn't
choose them at first. please I need advice on this
asap pls . . and also what's the deadline for the
change of course/institution. Thanks!.
Plz do well to reply.

Plz I need advice on this

I applied unizik on a bid to study MBBS . . when I checked my JAMB score its 218 I got, now I want to apply for a change of course and institution UDUS. . Buh I want to know my chances, coz there's something I observe that if you applied for a change of course and institution that the school won't consider due to the fact that I didn't choose them at first. please I need advice on this asap pls . . and also what's the deadline for the change of course/institution. Thanks!.

Plz do well to reply.

cutetopsey:
This is indeed a nip on the board! I totally agreed with the OP.


Though in the Nigeria of today, with all the listed factors by the OP that contributed to the successful business of Dangote, Otedola and co, youths of today can still get it right through entrepreneurship with available factors at their disposal.


BTW, check my signature on how to get rid of excess ugly belly fats

Did you go through UTME English past question 2001? :/ :/.
Feri Feri Obvious

English Language and English

beesammy:
FTC!

Plz what's his name again pls?

My amiable Presido!


That lady taking selfie . . She wun take style pass me?

MedicalSamwise:
deres a reason u are his son...talk to im as man to man....i believe he'll hear ur plea

as per d medlab stuff...i dnt know much abouh daht

Thanks much man.

Now see i wantu go to bed now. Mention me 2mao when you make your next post on the continuation of the story.

Thanking You in anticipation.

Yours Lovingly,
HankzBae.
Sign.

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I sight uu bruh . . Uu de inside my mind.

jomoh:
Go follow her then. U go need am.


U fit ask her for coaching sef.

Na where she de abeg?

jomoh:
Lol.


See dis one o. Na me con be your alarm abi.


U no weh.


U better dey follow. Thatsincerechic don finish 1st semester for school. She don enter 2nd semestter sef. U still dey dia dey look for whu go remind u.

Lol e de make me Imaqine How i qo take qo thru my direct entry into the university . . Me wey wun study medicine . . All plans made . . I just de imagine how e go be . . Suffer suffer suffer . . Lol . .

My parent nor rich fa . . My two eldest bruh are in the uni fa . .

I wun borrow ha style . .:p

dollarlander:
Boda kamoruuu, this girl style is very okay. Its like watching a suspense movie and trying to see where its gonna end. If she typed everything and pasted in a single thread, some pple will call it long epistle and will not read.

But as its coming out pinch by pinch, I think I enjoy it. Coupled with the ingredients nairalanders are putting in between.

Kam00007 or kamoru, after she lands the story I will put them together in a single thread and send to you, don't worry. The girl is writing very interesting story.

Plz me too

jomoh:
I don't think so. I think she used her brain to survive.

A runs girl won't have the time to write a story let alone in details like this. She won't even be intelligent.

Plz remind me. . I really need to follow up this post

MedicalSamwise:
Y not do jamb and start medicine from 100lev.....dats if u really have passion for d course
.

Lalasticlala no be ur food be dis??

Av thot of that too . . Buh the issue z wif my dad . . He always sticks to his words . . He wudnt even wantu hear me say i wantu write jamb . . He feels and he feels it to his self that someone wif ND is in the best position to be granted such admission into such courses even more than a jambite . . He's just xo hard to crack . . And m xo dependent on him . .

Howbouh science lab to medlab?
What are my chances?

Mosseuirdoctore:
It's increasing difficult to gain DE admissions in medicine from most Nigerian uni... And with ND, your chances are as good as none...
Just write jamb, choose a uni, prepare well cos bro,it won't be easy and leave the rest to Jah

How about the MEDLAB?